Lindsay Lohan Gets Paris Hilton's Sloppy Seconds
Lindsay was all over Stavros. At one point, he had his hand up her skirt!"
I wouldn't be surprised if Lohan's room at the Chateau Marmont is completely empty and covered in tarps. The maid who comes in to hose it down every day pauses at the door, closes her eyes and crosses herself before she cautiously opens the door. When she leaves, holding her cross to her chest, she walks straight home where she cries and holds her kids until they fall asleep.
29 Comments:
Man! Is she going to get herpes now???? This is horrible....people should stay away from anything and everything Paris has ever touched!!
By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
"closes her eyes and crosses her herself before she cautiously opens the door"
todd, you are my new hero!!
By Jen, on 11:53 AM
Is there anybody left in hollywood this chic has not fucked...Oh Nick Lachey that's her next target.
Her poor vagina, if she had as many cocks sticking out of her as she did in her she would be porcupine.
By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM
this ho should have her twat fitted for a turnstile.
By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
Good lord... is there a guy in hollywood she hasn't banged?
Good lord... what a skank... least she's gained some weight back... wonder how much of that is actually just sperm trapped in her though... through one hole or another.......
By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM
I read somewhere that George Clooney was not at all inspired by her charms and turned her down.
By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM
lol, I think it's hilarious that people can't be seen with people without screwing them.
If I'd done it with every guy I've ever been out with or just been seen with... well.
Let's just say I'd be out of fingers and toes by now.
Because I KNOW for a FACT, none of the college-aged sorority girls who come on here have EVER danced at a club with a guy that they didn't do later.
Wait, did I say sorority girls?
Nevermind, Todd. Point taken.
By Anonymous, on 12:20 PM
@ 12:20-- "lol, I think it's hilarious that people can't be seen with people without screwing them."
Um -- did you read this quote??
"Lindsay was all over Stavros. At one point, he had his hand up her skirt!"
That's a little more than just "being seen with".
By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM
Well, at least Parasite can't complain about this since she did it to MK Olsen when starving nachos was her man. lol
We should all buy stock in Herpes medication at this rate. lol
By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM
Isn't Lindsay "friends" with Paris? First the Locklear/Richards scandal and now this. Word of advice, if you become a famous starlet,do not have female friends. They will take your sloppy seconds.
By Brandy, on 12:39 PM
um, 12:23, did you read the rest of my post?
Clearly I stated that Todd does, in fact, have a point.
And yes, I read the whole post. Golly.
By Anon. 12:20, on 12:45 PM
OMG!!! You guys have to be professional comedy writers! I am laughing so hard I'm in tears.
Lohan and Paris might as well just hook up with each other...they keep sharing dna through exchanging boyfriends.
By Anonymous, on 12:56 PM
Todd, I love it when you get the readers in a tizzy over people they don't even know. Maybe you should start being completely serious and see how many people keep reading.
Do you know anyone that will come to my house and put tarps up like that?
By Blonde Vigilante, on 1:05 PM
lindsay has i believe the worst judgment on picking men of anyone alive, or who ever lived
By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM
Is she wearing the same shirt as the one in the last time you guys posted about her? THE SAME SHIRT? You have 50 bajillion dollars and you're wearing the same see-through sweat rag in two separate papa razzi photo ops???
By Oedipa Maas, on 1:14 PM
Well, if she didn't have the herpes before...
By Busty St.Clair, on 1:23 PM
People please! Go easy on Lindsay, after all, she just recently walked in on her man Brett Ratner in bed with that Romanian model, then has a good cat fight with her (bet she won), and after all that -- hell, the poor girl deserves to get her revenge and go on the rebound (AGAIN!!!)
And has anyone given her the benefit of the doubt? Maybe she is more innocent, and "virginal" than we all think.
She's probably just a cock tease!!
By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
"If I'd done it with every guy I've ever been out with or just been seen with... well.
Let's just say I'd be out of fingers and toes by now."
you give guys your fingers and toes whenever you sleep with them? thats kind of freaky, girl.
just kidding. you do I have a good point.
By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM
LOVE the comment about the maid walking into Lindsay's hotel room. GENUIUS! :)
By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM
she is wearing the same shirt...coke anyone?
By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM
could parisite and hohan just fuck EACH OTHER already. they've shared enough sausage in common that they practically have.
By Anonymous, on 3:41 PM
what's that hulking thing behind her in pic #2?
By Anonymous, on 3:42 PM
What are you people whining about? Good Lord...think of their potential!
If a biological plague were to ravage the Earth, killing 95% of the population, who could we turn to? PARIS and LINDSAY!
Between the two of them, we'll have plenty of DNA to restart our civilization. It's like they're "sperm banks for the apocalypse!"
Their jizz-repositories are our best hope for survival! They're the Omega Ho's!
By jeditemple, on 5:25 PM
Eh, they both can do better thatn Starving Nachos.
By Mateo, on 6:37 PM
In pic #2, you can see Spyder. He is a large man because he has to carry the bag of lubricants. He is also helpful in restraining breeding partners that are becoming contrite.
By Anonymous, on 7:05 PM
LMAO, jeditemple!
By Anonymous, on 3:03 AM
This headline should read, "Linsday gets Paris Hiltons Thirsty Thirds" .......did everyone forget about Mary-Kate? Paris had the sloppy seconds!
By Anonymous, on 7:43 AM
"The maid who comes in to hose it down every day pauses at the door, closes her eyes and crosses herself before she cautiously opens the door. When she leaves, holding her cross to her chest, she walks straight home where she cries and holds her kids until they fall asleep."
Poor Lupita, I hope she's getting hazard pay. At the very least they should give her a hazmat suit. Does her union know about this?!
Omega Ho's!!! Good one, Jeditemple!!
By Anonymous, on 11:13 AM
I heard LL likes to get AIRTIGHT!!!!
By Anonymous, on 5:41 PM
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