82 Comments:

• First picture...background...do ya see the guy holding the can of redbull with a baby bottle nipple?
  
  Makes photo-shopping that much easier!

  By cletuscat, on 4:31 PM  

• I hope child services take that poor thing away from her before she kills it. Even if she doesn't he'll still have to grow up knowing his mommy's a whore.

  By Anonymous, on 4:39 PM  

• I smell a "Bodyguard" love blooming here, folks!
  
  And Iyyyyyyeeeeeeeiiiiiiii will always love yooo...
  
  Oh, nevermind. You get the picture.

  By peechy!, on 4:41 PM  

• jesus christ, it's almost like she's doing it on purpose at this point.
  
  i totally lollerskated at this one.

  By Anonymous, on 4:47 PM  

• How much spine-snapping does she think that poor little thing can take??
  The way his head lolls weirdly and the woefully careless, untrained way she holds him, it will be a miracle if he isn't brain damaged or paralysed soon.
  Support the head, fer chrissake!!
  I thought everybody under the sun new that.
  Hang on, there's no indication anyone ever supported Brit's head.

  By Loob, on 4:56 PM  

• that bodyguard is SO 70's-tastic! from what cryogenic repository did they exhume him from? wicked cool.

  By Anonymous, on 5:02 PM  

• Ha! That bodyguard totally reminds of Jack Tripper when he gets the fake mustache and Terry falls in love with him because he resembles an old boyfriend of hers. Classic. "Hey Jackeeee!!"

  By rm®, on 5:03 PM  

• Way to hang onto her drink, though. Can you imagine that falling to the ground? Better let the bodyguard worry about the baby. That drink needs a steady hand! An dear God what a trashy trailer park outfit! "Black bras are sooo sexy, especially under white shirts with big saggy boobs."

  By eXactlyWhat, on 5:04 PM  

• OK. I looked at the TMZ slideshow after leaving my previous comment. WTF? She had better grip on that GLASS OF ICE than she did her own kid. She puts that guy in the commercial for Dr. Pepper's Berries 'n' Cream (aka carbonated Robitussin) to shame.

  By rm®, on 5:09 PM  

• But she neeeeeeeds her caffeine! If she breaks the kid, she can always have another one.

  By ffordegroupie, on 5:16 PM  

• She's fucking useless. She needs to sit her dumb ass as home with the baby, have food delivered and do her shopping through the Internet.

  By Anonymous, on 5:17 PM  

• I absolutely love how she has no expression on her face, "Oh shoo, thar goes that thar kid o' mine...he gon be fine..." Wtf? I am sorry, but a baby is NOT an accessory, Brit Brit. That kid is seriously going to end up dead. Sigh...He's a total doll, though! :)

  By Anonymous, on 5:23 PM  

• I'm with 5:23, she doesn't even look phased that she is almost dropping her baby. It's like this happens all the time and she is too stupid to understand how dangerous a fall could be. Who fucking wears big heels when they are carrying around their baby? It's an accident just waiting to happen.

  By Anonymous, on 5:47 PM  

• She is lucky that poor little guys neck didn't snap.

  By Anonymous, on 5:48 PM  

• Again, as has been said, some crucial things wrong with the pictures:
  (1) No facial expression of fear for her baby.
  (2) Never once dropped the drink.
  
  Moms trip and fall all the time. Especially carrying a full diaper bag (notice she never has to hold one). But with a drink in your hand? Never have I seen a mom so casual about the whole fucking thing. This girl's career is toast for good.

  By Anonymous, on 5:55 PM  

• This kid will NEVER make it to his first birthday at this rate.

  By Anonymous, on 5:57 PM  

• I'm so sick of all the people saying this is the media's fault. The media's fault that she can't hold a baby properly? Or that she feels the needs to be in stupid heels? Hello! A whale in heels is still a whale honey! Heels are not going to bring back the "Baby...One More Time" figure. GOD she's retarded. No other celebrity mom seems to be having this issue...

  By Anonymous, on 6:03 PM  

• Ohh... now i get it!
  
  He isn't Britney's bodyguard. He's the baby's!

  By sam991, on 6:03 PM  

• Damn...it's funny because of the bodyguard ONLY, otherwise I'm just horrified for that poor baby, it almost got dropped on his head...AGAIN?!

  By Anonymous, on 6:33 PM  

• Actually, I think the bodyguard was going in for a breast squeeze and Britney deftly used the baby to block. Yeah, that's what I remember happening...
  
  Can I get paid in cash?

  By Kevin Costner, on 7:33 PM  

• Sam991- You got that straight!! The poor kid needs a body guard. Like the movie "My Body Guard" but in this case not to protect him from school bullies, but to protect him from his incompetent mother!

  By Anonymous, on 7:34 PM  

• Since Sean has already had a skull fracture, you can only imagine what could have happened if his head hit the cement. But as others have noted she never spills a drop of her drink- the stupid cunt!!!

  By Anonymous, on 7:35 PM  

• @5:23 & 5:47: she's not phased at nearly mauling him because she's got so much practice at it by now!!

  By Skrpune, on 7:40 PM  

• Maybe she shouldn't have worn those stupid, unsafe, strappy high heel shoes while she's clumsy, pregnant and carrying that baby in her arms. Stupid girl. Those are the same shoes she's wearing in all the pictures below. You're short, we know, there's no fooling us now, Shitney.

  By Anonymous, on 7:48 PM  

• I don't think she has much practice carrying that kid otherwise she would have known better than to wear heels let alone in combination with pants that are that long and being 5 months pregnant. I almost took a spill with my newborn daughter leaving the hospital because I had on shoes that had a very small heel. I thought it was just common sense that most mothers know that wearing heels and carrying a baby (and a drink) is a very bad idea. BUT we are talking about Britney here and she has proven over and over that she has no common sense.

  By Anonymous, on 8:40 PM  

• Ok, I've thought about this long and hard and we've got to assign a porn name to this courageous bodyguard. He has shown his quality and his name should live on in the stalls of restrooms everywhere.
  
  I dub thee...
  
  HARRY JAMMER
  
  Long live bodyguard HARRY JAMMER!!! And may his aim always be true.
  His acts of chivalry and heroics will be legendary.

  By jeditemple, on 9:02 PM  

• is his moustache gay or straight?

  By Miss Ahmad, on 9:36 PM  

• Harry is going to be in need of a raise pretty soon. Britney is going to keep the poor sod extremely busy.

  By Anonymous, on 9:49 PM  

• SAVE SPF NOW!!!
  
  http://www.cafepress.com/savespf

  By Anonymous, on 10:16 PM  

• SAVE SPF NOW!!!
  
  http://www.cafepress.com/savespf

  By Anonymous, on 10:17 PM  

• Poor Guy. Other then Bodygard. he has to be nanny too....

  By Author, on 10:27 PM  

• Britney is amazingly pathetic....pregnant by the guy she realizes doesn't care about her. She dresses like some bayou swamp trash woman and just looks sad, you can see it in her eyes. May CA Child Protection Services take away Sean and put him up for adoption, he's the one I feel the worst for out of all of this.
  
  That bodyguard IS HOT!! Anyone have shirtless pics of him? *squeal!*

  By Anonymous, on 3:14 AM  

• I know I'm supposed to be pissed off at Shitney, but.. I didn't even read the post or look at the rest of that photo. My eyes just stayed glued to her beautiful bodyguard's sexy moustache. I just can't explain it.. It's just... it's... I think I'm in love.
  
  -- Ohhh, best orgasm EVAR!!

  By Anonymous, on 3:20 AM  

• How hard is it for her to buy a Baby Bjorn, or other carrier that you strap securely to you body?!? Carriers are not foolproof, but are smarter than wearing high heels and carrying Sean in her flipping bare arms!
  
  Your center of gravity is OFF when you're pregnant. Add high heels AND a baby in your arms, and it's worse.
  
  Gwyneth Paltrow & numerous celebs use body slings & carriers in 1000's of photos. What the hell is this woman's problem??!

  By Anonymous, on 3:35 AM  

• Does Britney bleach her own hair? Or is she blowing tons of money for that ridiculously, fake looking color?
  
  The lighter her hair gets, the worse she looks.
  
  Oh, and I know the style is extra long pants. But hers are so ridiculously long, that you see only fat toe tips. Way to go, when you have a kid, Brit.

  By Anonymous, on 3:44 AM  

• The funny thing is that he could probably kick all of our asses, Harry Jammer or not!

  By Anonymous, on 5:14 AM  

• Jesus Christ! Somebody buy that kid a crash helmet already. And a neck brace. And a full body suit of armour. Or put him in a plastic bubble so that Britney's only allowed to touch him from a distance while she's wearing thick surgical gloves.

  By JAFO, on 5:15 AM  

• oommggg she is the worst mother ever

  By Anonymous, on 5:36 AM  

• did you notice on the TMZ site that although she almost dropped baby Sean, she still hung onto that drink in her other hand?

  By Anonymous, on 5:43 AM  

• oops, didn't read through all the comments about not dropping the drink, but how do you know that's caffeine? I believe she drank alcohol while preggers before

  By Anonymous, on 5:46 AM  

• I'm telling you the body guard is Dirk Diggler.

  By Anonymous, on 5:49 AM  

• she also made the comment, "this is why I need a gun" afterwards. I'm wondering what that means.....who is she gonna shoot?

  By Anonymous, on 5:50 AM  

• i guess this is the type of bodyguard that she can afford now...since kdick spent most of her money..i see a DEFINATE difference between guards then and now...

  By jessica, on 6:31 AM  

• Maybe her dumb ass wouldn't trip if she wore pants that weren't so f'n long and UNDER her shoe! I'm so over this chick already..

  By Anonymous, on 6:51 AM  

• her body guard looks like Tome the news anchor from Family Guy
  
  
  Oh yeah once again, Britney is a shitty mother.

  By Brandy, on 6:57 AM  

• That 'stache screams Navy SEAL.

  By Anonymous, on 7:03 AM  

• Jenny,
  
  Here is another picture of Britney and her 70's Bodyguard :)
  
  http://people.aol.com/people/galleries/0,19884,1194539_5,00.html

  By Anonymous, on 7:20 AM  

• HARRY JAMMER IS THE GREATEST AMERICAN HERO!
  
  First he's saving babies and next he'll be kissing them with that cookie duster moustache of his.
  
  HARRY JAMMER FOR PRESIDENT 2008!

  By jeditemple, on 7:28 AM  

• I just laugh now. It's very upsetting to me when pictures of BS and her smack-around babies just make me giggle incessantly.

  By Anonymous, on 7:57 AM  

• I absolutely agree with the Navy Seal comment!

  By Anonymous, on 8:33 AM  

• this guy looks like chris parnell in a stache

  By Anonymous, on 9:35 AM  

• Harry Jammer...holy crap that's funny!
  
  That's way better than Phil McCracken.
  
  Shitney nearly dropping the baby makes me wonder how many times this happens when nobody's looking. Poor kid.

  By Vigilante, on 9:35 AM  

• oh, please--the little tyke is old enough to bounce--he'll be fine. plus, if he can make it another 4 months, he'll have a sibling to take 1/2 the falls.

  By pq, on 9:42 AM  

• Link to the article about how "Britney broke down after almost dropping her baby." It didn't really make me feel sorry for her; I was just trying to figure out what would possess her to wear a black bra under a WHITE HALTER TOP!
  
  Although the baby is darn cute, as he gets older he's starting to resemble Federloser. Poor thing.

  By Anonymous, on 9:44 AM  

• Why is she dressed like a fucking whore? She's such a slob, and I don't feel bad for her at all. I feel bad for that baby.

  By Anonymous, on 9:57 AM  

• I knew she dated Colin Farell!

  By Anonymous, on 10:01 AM  

• You all are so mean. I wouldn't feel bad for her if she didn't feel any remorse but obviously she feels horrible about all the mistakes she's been making. I do feel sorry for her. And where the heck is baby's daddy anyway?? What a loser. Britney needs to hurry up and hire another nanny - preferably someone who is licensed to take care of children and english speaking!

  By Anonymous, on 10:11 AM  

• ^ No, she feels sorry for herself!
  
  Why are Britney fans so dumb?

  By Anonymous, on 10:16 AM  

• Okay, on the one hand, if you followed one young mother around non-stop all day long, you'd be apt to find things you wouldn't agree with, whether it be the way she burps the baby, the type of car seat she uses, the type of stroller, the way she carries it, the type of pacifier she uses (or if she lets the kid spit it on the ground and puts it right back in), etc. I mean to say, she screwed up before, so now we're ready to lynch her for even the smallest sidestep (though I'm not saying nearly dropping the kid or anything else she's done could be considered small.)
  
  That being sad.
  
  Britney has been screwing up a LOT lately. While one person on the street making one comment to me about "hey, you might want to hold your kid better" would probably leave me thinking, "well fuck off to you stranger," hearing it from 5 different people in as many days MIGHT make me take a step back and re-evaluate how I'm mothering my child.
  
  All I'm saying is, bitch needs to stop feeling sorry for herself, and give some serious thought as to what goes into being a loving and protective mother.

  By Anonymous, on 10:33 AM  

• I understand the comment about Britney being constantly watched by the media but jeez, as I mom with infant I can honestly say I have never had even 1/3 the "accidents" as that stupid backwoods girl.
  
  She should be holding that baby in both arms...never mind her drink.
  Maybe she wanted the gun to use on herself...at least the baby would be safe....

  By Anonymous, on 11:11 AM  

• I read body language pretty well. Looking at this picture, the out streched arm of the baby. The baby is saying please save me from this F'n IDIOT I know as my mom. When britney kills this child, and she surely will, CPS should also be held accountable. For those outside the USA, CPS is Child Protective Services. Which currently is overlooking the fact this is an UNFIT mother.

  By Anonymous, on 11:13 AM  

• I wonder how far Brit will have to go before her fans stop defending her. I imagine she'll just have to out and out kill him, or forget him at McDonalds or Starbucks, before then stop saying, "omg I SOOOO LOVE her!!! She's, like SOOOOO cute here! She's SUCH a good mom!"
  
  She will surely blame this on those ever present paparrazzi; and her fans will too. Maybe the dumb hick c-word should try putting HER FUCKING GLASS down and holding her baby like, I don't know, a BABY. But I suppose the paparrazzi made her hold onto it and not Sean. Or maybe she should stop hauling that poor little shit around to every trendy paparrazzi plagued spot in the fucking country at all hours. Or maybe, just maybe, she should try wearing something slightly less 'look at me, y'all, I'm Britney Trailerpark Spears!'
  
  Also, given Sean's poor listless expression and always lolling noggin, I'm quite sure that he is not all right upstairs. Good job Brit, mother of the f-ing year.

  By Jess, on 11:20 AM  

• If she wasn't wearing those stupid ass high heel shoes with her pants dragging underneath them, this wouldn't have happened.
  
  Check out this picture of her feet -
  
  http://img117.imageshack.us/my.php?image=untitled0ir17dw.png
  
  
  Stupid selfish girl.

  By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM  

• I have a theory, so hear me out. I believe Sean Preston is going to be a world leader one day, saving us from all of the killer robots in the future (in the year 2036). With all of his warped K-Fed genes, Sean Preston will survive the coming nuclear holocaust and will be stronger than the average redneck mutant. He will rally the last of humanity, who just happen to be white trash (because the robots didn't bomb the trailer parks and beer cures radiation sickness). Just when victory is at hand and the robots are defeated, one last terminator robot is sent into the past to kill the young Sean Preston.
  
  It's a T-1000 (T for trash) and has a polymorphic liquid metal skin, allowing it to mimic it's victims. It terminated the real Britney and has taken on her fat form as a disguise. This "Britbot's" mission is to terminate the young Sean Preston, keeping him from leading his white trash rebellion of the future. Meanwhile, the ever randy K-Fed has impregnated the T-1000 Britbot, since he can't tell the difference between the real Britney and a garbage can. Although it is physically impossible, he managed to plant his seed in the machine, damaging its assassination software and vital functions (thus her eractic behavior and physical decline in the last six months).
  
  Just when all appeared to be lost, a hero arrived from the white trash future. A lone warrior was sent back in time to thwart the Britbot and to save Sean Preston. Wearing a wife-beater tee (standard future clothing) and sporting a 70's molester moustache, comes our hero...HARRY JAMMER!
  
  Out of time and out of place, HARRY JAMMER follows the insidious Britbot wherever she goes -- from the local Walmart to the mighty reaches of KFC (where the Britbot refuels daily). As the evil Britbot continues to plan Sean Preston's demise, our hero HARRY JAMMER will be there to stop her and save the white trash future... A future he hopes to return to one day.
  
  However, that still leaves one question. Where did the killer robots come from in the first place? I thought you'd ask. They come from the unholy union of K-Fed and Britbot. That's right, the bun that's baking in her oven right now is the first of the killer robots. And there my friends...is a white trash paradox. Lord help us all. ;)

  By jeditemple, on 12:30 PM  

• It wouldn't surprise me if she accidently on purpose falls down a flight of stair in hopes of losing the baby she is carrying around because she doesn't seem to care too much about SPF. I could be wrong but there are just too many images of her doing neglectful, selfish shit when it concerns the safety of her kids. I mean,Who in the hell wears high heels while pregnant? It's bad on the mother's back and is just asking for a fall.

  By Brandy, on 12:35 PM  

• Jeditemple, I think you need another Margarita, my friend...
  
  Nice theory, though...

  By Vigilante, on 2:44 PM  

• Damn, this kid is only 7 months old and he's been through more in his little 7 months than I have in my entire life (and I'm a 35 year old black woman trying to get my 40 acres and a mule post 9/11 under the bush administration!). Let's pray for that kid and the other spederline in her womb.

  By Anonymous, on 3:19 PM  

• LOL, it almost seems like we're going overboard, but hell no! I even fault her for the DIRECTION in which she fell! Anybody with any real concern would have, upon realizing the inevitability of a fall, twisted so as to fall on their back or side and protect the baby's body with your own. The mother of an infant should have been willing and eager to take the injury whatever it may be; scrapes and scuffs or even broken bones.

  By Anonymous, on 5:33 PM  

• Can't you all see that the boy is reaching out for Harry to save him. Sean Preston tried to leap from Shitney's arms in a desperate attempt to flee the trailer trashy, whale of a nunce, that he unfortunately has to call 'mother'. Judgement has already been passed on the boy, seeing as how he has the worse combination of genes in the world.
  
  And what does the guy in the background say about all this as he shakes his head, leans on his car and sighs: "oh Sean Pressey, you were almost there, boy, you were almost there".

  By Anonymous, on 8:03 PM  

• Crap. Where was all the back up when I raised my firstborn?

  By Natalie, on 10:35 PM  

• I watched the video and she looks like she's completely oblivious to her child's safety. People are swarming all around her and instead of holding him with both arms, instead of a freakin' drink after using "I'd do anything to protect my child" to back pedal out of riding with him on her lap, this wouldn't have happened! Of course her fans will defend her (shocking she still has them!) She also has to remember she put herself out there BIG TIME with "Chaotic" and is mystified people watch her every move. Plenty of celeb moms with multiple children, and you NEVER hear this about any of them!! She just invites troube by presenting herself the way she has since she hooked up with that loser. She had zero problem being with him knowing full well he had a pregnant girlfriend, and now seems to be getting knocked up with his demon seed in a desperate attempt to keep him at home .I really don't feel sorry for her, as she knows what it means to be a public figure. Yes, moms DO carry their babies on one hip like that, but she's not like any normal mom. She's got people swarming her every time she walks out her front door. Girlfriend needs a baby bjorn!

  By Anonymous, on 10:42 PM  

• I've figured it out--she isn't divorcing K-FED because he has threatened to sue her for custody of these two kids, and given what we've seen lately, he would probably get them---along with a fat child support check every month.

  By Anonymous, on 7:54 AM  

• get the damn drink outta your hand--my god, you would think the girl is a camel in the Sahara desert, the way she's glued to those stupid frappachinos.

  By Anonymous, on 7:56 AM  

• Britney is the mother of that child, and as such, she’s responsible for his welfare. New mother or not, her behavior is unacceptable. She’s obviously had a lot of advice and criticism, yet refuses to heed any of it. She is of the arrogant “know it all” types who doesn’t want to accept her faults and work on them. The end result is the endangerment of her son, and her subsequent children.
  She’s crying, not because of her son, but because she was once again proven to be inadequate as a parent, far more concerned with everything BUT the child.
  She was embarrassed, nothing more. Her embarrassment, coupled with her hormones from yet another mistake resulted in what we see as the blubbering mess that is Twitney.

  By Anonymous, on 9:31 PM  

• She acts like a 14 old teenager who´s got knocked out by some gangster. She needs HELP, pronto. She´s Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman, and definitively, not a conscious mother by now. And why she fuckin insists in going to public places like this!!!

  By Russian Girl, on 10:22 AM  

• Silly girl, she needs a baby buggy as she seems to be way unsteady on her feet. I do feel sorry for her as she is so exposed, but come on, where is her common sense? I worry about that cute little tyke.
  babyanon.com

  By Anonymous, on 3:59 PM  

• i swear, if i could and it was so possible i would babysit that kid...i love children, i used to take care of my brother..but the fact that she cared more about her drink is appauling...why the hell would u wear heels...if i had a baby i would be wearing tennis shoes...i love brintey to death and will always support her 100%...seriously though, i would fill out an applicationa nd do watever tests i had to, to help her out with this baby....where the hell is kevin? brits pregnant again and its liek he letting her do this on her damn own....brit if u read this...do the right thing plz...fuck the paparazzi..they would do anything to show the world ur a bad mother...u need to stay home with sean and relax...u dont need to be stressed out right now....mu

  By monique, on 7:59 PM  

• This looks like the guy that Brit will one day give the nod to beat down that little man-puss K-Fed. K-Fed is a steaming excriment.

  By Anonymous, on 10:50 PM  

• BritBrit steals tacky glassware from Ritzy hotels?!
  Go to Crate n Barrel, ho-bag!

  By Loob, on 10:29 AM  

• This is just bad...you can't blame media...she didn't even look at the baby until afterwards. Even more amazing, it looks as though not a drop came out of that glass in her other hand...instincts would have had that glass on the ground so she could have supported that baby and herself. She is either stoned, or she doesn't care. And what the heck is a gun going to do for her? With her luck, she would forget to put the safety on.
  
  Please, Britney, use contraception after this baby is born.

  By Anonymous, on 9:30 PM  

• Does anyone else think that bodyguard kinda looks like Colin Farrell?

  By Me, on 2:14 AM  

• I wouldn't give her the sweat off my balls if she was dying of thirst in the desert.

  By Anonymous, on 5:23 PM  

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