Satan and my demonic 8th grade Geography teacher had sex, and they spawned Elizabeth Hurley and Sienna Miller. Here they both are over the weekend. They're equally evil creatures, but at least one of them knows how to wear clothes which make me forget for a minute how much I can't stand her...


Then there's this one...


Mr. T in a Hefty bag, leggings and Top Gun shades. Lovely. Sienna, you're not eccentric, or cool with this crap the way say ... Diane Keaton is. You're ridiculous and these clothes are a cry for help. And by "help" I mean almost no one knows who you are or cares, so you should probably just go into porn. Wait, isn't that a song? "Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I'm gonna go and do porn..." Aw, man I miss my mom's lullabies.