Many, many kittens will perish when/if that ever hits the shelves. I think I would actually bear the scornful eye of the old lady down at the neighborhood Qwikie Mart in order to *buy* a copy of this mythical issue. Might as well pick up a copy of Jugs while I'm there. Two birds with one stone and all...
Anyone else think that Pics2 & 3 look like her face is poorly photoshopped in?? No? Try looking at her face instead of her chest.. you're not gonna see any nipples.. the bra is too thick. Who takes wet t-shirt pics while wearing a bra? Thas just like a tease of a tease. How rude.
I don't find her all that appealing. In my opinion there are other women out there much hotter. When you combine the fact she is a fuckin nut, she just doesn't do it for me.
Um anyone see Gia? Hello naked lesbian scene... I could totally see her rejecting Playboy saying something like, "Now that I am a mother..." blah blah blah snooreeeeeeeee....
Any man who says they wouldn't have sex with Angelina Jolie is gay. That's not opinion. It's fact. It's okay to be gay. You should just come out of the closet already.
I bet the Cecerian scar fucked that cross up good.. She prob paid an xtra million for the team of doctors to avoid it.(golden child) "I, I, I, want the knife" - Eddie Murphy; funny
C-section scars are really low. They wouldn't cut that high unless it was an emergency and a pre-term surgery. My C-section scar is reall small and not very noticable at all. I had a great surgeon. I was also lucky not to get any stretch marks on my belly.
"Not because I have something against seeing Angelina Jolie naked, but because this is Angelina Jolie. If she posed, Playboy would never be able to release another issue because her level of hotness could never again be reproduced." -- Amen brother, Amen.
Since I don't "read" Playboy I can't really say, but judging from the women on "The Girls Next Door" she would be totally wrong by current Playboy standards. I'm not saying unattractive, to the contrary.
But the women on this show are so bleach blonde, implanted, and overly made up that it would be like her showing up for the photo shoot of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
It would definately be a nice change of pace from the typical silicone over-bleached over-tanned bimbos that Hefner keeps recycling on every cover and spread. Thing is though, Angelina is so overly-exposed and she 's shown the goods before. I wouldn't complain seeing her naked in Playboy but you can garantee that it will be photoshopped to hell even though she already is gorgeous. I just wish she didn't have all those crappy tatoos.
I still don't get the whole Angelina Jolie thing. She looks like a truck stop hooker. There is a long list of much more attractive celebrities, and an even longer list of less insane celebrities. I can see if you like the whole skanky bad girl thing, but it ain't for me. I agree that it's all Hollywood hype.
Yeah, Angelina's going to be thrilled! Her three big dreams in life are becoming a reality : 1. To become an US Ambassador the UN 2. Saving the lives of 2 children who might not have made it to age 6 3. Posing for Playboy.
Pahleeze! Don't flatter yourself. Playboy is for washed up losers.
I think Playboy needs to expand it's search across the pond and court some of the Page 3 girls from the UK. These are girls are young, beautiful, and all have 'REAL' large beautiful breasts.
What a refreshing change it would be from the fake, plastic, cliche women in Playboy now. And Jolie in Playboy? eh, find some fresh new meat (in a good way) too over done for me.
I know many men who would not have sex with her and they are straight! You may find her appealing... if you like that rode hard and put away wet thing. Others... they prefer class.
Keep telling yourself that, 1:51. Those guys will always leave you prudes (I mean girls with "class") for women like Angelina. She's confident, secure, talented and loves sex... freaky sex... and men love that.
angelina is hot but i agree with brandy: why should we care if she's naked in a magazine AGAIN? she's been photographed and filmed nude already. playboy's popularity is declining anyway, because the quality is low. someone should tell hugh that bleach blonde implant whores are available on the internet for free, and perhaps he needs to dip into another market?
A blonde on the cover of Playboy always sells more issues than having a brunette on the cover, unless the brunette is a famous actress brunette people have been waiting to see naked. That's according to their sales figures. Sorry, brunettes, but most men prefer blondes. That's just the way it is.
A lot of Playboy's sales rely on subscriptions so people take what they can get. Really the only brunettes and redheads that make it on Playboy are already famous or semi-famous. I put up an article on my blog about the whole over-used typical Playboy model. Nothing wrong with bleach blonde and fake tits but it seems every other broad, especially in LA, looks like that. Although I've expressed my opinion on this that doesn't necessarily mean it bothers me. I'm not anti-blonde/fake tits. All I'm saying is there is nothing wrong with variety.
I don't really get her appeal. There is footage of her and Billy Bob on the red carpet, all over each other, talking about having sex in the limo on the way to whatever event it was. It was one of those ET-type shows. It was so, so gross. I felt like I was getting an std just watching it. All I can think of when I see her is that footage and that she over plucks her brows and could use some Vaseline Intesive Therapy on her lips, which always look cracked. They photo-shopped them out of those pictures, but she has quite a few facial moles I find distracting too. That being said, she was pretty hot in Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
i imagine that particular issue of playbody would burst into flames...i REALLY doubt that this is the right time to approach Angelina about this, being that she's going through an extremely motherly phase right now...if you haven't noticed it by now...but she is nutsy enough to consider it, just for the attention...hell, maybe Brad might think it's hot...
I really don't think that she'll do in now that she's Saint Angelina Super Mom. Maybe before but I think she would turn him down now - or she'll do it for some insane amount of $$ and donate it to her cause of the week. Either way, her lips look like an anus.
Angelina became super hot after she divorced Billy Bob. I didn't pay much attention to her when she was crazy, but I remember a picture of her in some floral dress going to some event, and she was fucking gorgeous.Lucious,alluring,confident and sexy. I can definetely see why Brad fell for her. Seriously, confident Angelina versus boring clingy Aniston.Tough choice that.
Around 7 to 10 years ago her in Playboy would have been something. Today? Meh. And besides, there really are alot of other beautiful women out there, alot.
Oh and June 01, 2006 1:24 PM, I think hanging out at justjared.com (aka "The Church of Brangelina") too long done fried your brain. To be US Ambassador to the UN you have to have a degree beyond BA (and not in acting or dance), preferably of the PhD variety. You also have to be an astute, seasoned diplomat with years of experience in the State Department/Diplomatic Service and quite intelligent to boot. Even so, still only a few get assigned such a prestigious post.
Angelina seems like a nice person who means well and is trying hard to be more than just a Hollywood actress but, to be frank, she isn't the brightest of bulbs. Just this one small fact severely limits her chances of ever being more than a UN Goodwill Ambassador - a very respectable title to have, by the way.
Sorry. Hope I haven't shattered your world or anything.
Dirk, you queen - stop, just stop. Else we'll start to think your jealous cuz you don't get to bone Brad. If anyone of you anti-Angie swishy saps saw Mr. & Mrs, and can honestly say you see women who look like THAT every day, your batshit crazy and have an irrational hatred of Jolie. You ARE Jennifer Aniston, or her gay twin brother.
Please do yourself a favor and don't question the intelligence of others until you've learned that "alot" isn't a word. What you meant was "a lot." It's two words. (And, yes, the end quotes go outside the period.)
Sorry. Hope I haven't shattered your world or anything.
Jf dulles, I'm sure you in your infinite non-wisdom and tiny intellect love to think that - but truth be told, everyone knows the woman has it going on -- if you saw her Inside the Actors Studio interview you'd quickly realize the error of your embittered jealous bitchy ways. The woman rocks - and has quite the intellect to boot - funny, engaging, witty, and literate. I love you civillians who like to comment on the level of intelligence of people in the public eye -- meanwhile these purportedly 'dim' celebs are running production companies worth millions, greenlighting scripts, affecting change in the world through their philanthropy, closing ad deals worth millions, winning Oscars, raising children, meeting with heads of state, and financing the blockbusters that you're scraping the pennies out of your double-wide to go see at the local cineplex - and all before the age of 30. Yeah...Angelina is soooo very dim. Hahahahahaha, you silly little loser.
I can see it now. Naked Angelina surrounded by a dozen emaciated African children. Millions of men will want to masturbate, but they'll also feel a wee bit bad about it. Genius.
Sorry, but I have to back j f dulles. She is a phony. The moderator deleted my other similar post yesterday. Can't take the truth, obviously ... In time. I'm sure she'll break out the bloody vile necklaces again when adopting kids goes out of style.
I thought you could post your opinion here and my opinion had nothing out of the ordinary in it, nothing that I haven't seen on here before, so that's interesting. I guess this will be deleted too.
'I think Playboy needs to expand it's search across the pond and court some of the Page 3 girls from the UK. These are girls are young, beautiful, and all have 'REAL' large beautiful breasts.'
Firstly, Angelina's breasts are 'REAL'.
Secondly, Playboy appear to be in talks with Keeley Hazell:
"Once in a while you get a girl who is really special. Keeley is sensational" - Marilyn Grabowski, vice president of Playboy US.
anon 4:53 great post! j f dulles how exactly do you know AJ isn't the brightest bulbs? I've seen GIA and AJ has a great body,great boobs! Her past doesn't really bother me at all some couples are into "freaky" things o well move on! She's gorgeous, HOT!She's #1 in my girl crush list (2nd Rachel McAdams) I would "do" AJ if I were a guy! And I def. would buy that PB issue just to see her! I got my boyfriend a PB subscription he hated it so much (not enough pics a bunch of junk how to dress what to buy etc) we let it expire and man, we get SO MANY special invitations/offers to go back! no thanks PB
What a refreshing change it would be from the fake, plastic, cliche women in Playboy now
Never said Jolie's boobs were fake. I was talking about the implanted bimbos in Playboy now. And great that they are considering Keeley. She is a stunner compared to the cookie cutter blowup models they have now. Still don't think Jolie would be that big a deal in PB.
"Fredrick said... I can see it now. Naked Angelina surrounded by a dozen emaciated African children. Millions of men will want to masturbate, but they'll also feel a wee bit bad about it. Genius."
Absolutely fucking classic. That will have me laughing for the rest of the day.
As for Angelina, she is hot. The woman oozes sex appeal. She may not be the type of women you bring home to mom, or even everyone's type, but you have to admit, she oozes sex appeal.
8:34, do you actually believe that celebs do all that shit themselves? They are nothing but the fucking name and the money. Even when it comes to their own damn kids they don't do any of the work. They're figure heads, very rarely are they anymore than that.
I know she isn't intelligent enough to be US Ambassador to the UN because I saw her give an interview on a 'serious' BBC News programme called "Hard Talk" where she was interviewed for one hour about her charity work and political views.
She was totally out of her depth even though the interviewer was treating her with kid gloves because of who she was. She had trouble articulating basic concepts and ideas in a clear and coherent manner.
I do think she is a nice person and means well, however, just not US Amb. to the UN material.
i honestly dont understand what is so fascinating about angelina jolie. shes not really that gorgeous and if u've seen her without make up she has hella wrinkles. she looks like she belongs in overalls cleaning cow shit. im not too fond of the whole biker/trucker lesbian chick look.
Jfd, Oops, I didn't mean you were saying she was a phony, that was entirely my opinion. Just the way she treated her father bothers me. She did take his advice and clean herself up, so why hold it against him? I saw an interview where she said as far as she's concerned she doesn't even have a father. That is cruel. But no, I don't want the response shitstorm either, so I will go now. ;)
to J F Dulles, I am certainly on Team Jolie so this comment is biased. I still don't think you're giving celebrities like her credit for their good works and having the courage to go out of their depth and field of expertise to do good. Most people can barely do one job in a mediocre fashion and she's trying trying to do at least 2 larger than life ones: movie star/celebrity and humanitarian crusader. So what if she cant banty about terms like a seasoned diplomat or pundit? I'd like to see those guys wear a wet t-shirt and get me to pay to go see it. My point. Give Credit where credit is due. It's not like our own president is a braniac and yet, somehow, he's leader of the free world.
Brunettes that are bleached are not Blonde they are just Brunettes that are bleached; Bleached Brunettes. Common, cheap and dirrty; ask Christina Aguilera or just look at her Brunette mustache.
Anyone else heard the rumor that the reason she had a c-section is b/c she has herpes and was in the middle of an outbreak so she HAD to have the C? Of course this wouldn't surprise me with all the bragging she does about sleeping around.
I agree with others who say she's too "dyke-y" to be sexy. Nothing sexy about her, especially with those weird, cord-like veins running up and down her arms. Blech. And the more I read about how she's running all over the world buying ethnic babies, sleeping with married men, spouting off with her political views, etc. And on top of all this crap, she's CONSTANTLY talkilng about how she needs sex, how she cuts her lovers with knives, how she keeps vials of blood, how she likes to cut herself, blah, blah..... sheesh, she needs to shut the F up and go away for awhile.
This is soul that the antichrist of hollywood (Hefner) can't sell out! She is a goodwill ambassador, It will NEVER happen!!! dream on Hefner you won't get this one!
yeah, and it wasn't too long ago when she had a wall in her house totall covered with velcro, then the opposite velcro side made into a suit, so that she could throw herself against the wall and stick to it. WTF? it's true though, she talked about it in an interview, and also the cutting crap. So after her father told her it was not normal, she disowned him. She is a moron. but she does stuff to "look" normal to counter it, and people BUY it, because she looks nice, and people are shallow.
I know I have those damn veins and I HATE them! I am her size too, but no one is telling me I have the top one hundredth (is that a word) body, so without her head I'm SOL, dammit. Everytime I hear she has the best body I laugh, what a damn joke.
She has a pretty face, great hair, and nice boobs. But she has a thick waist, no hips, chicken legs and no ass at all. She is far from the hottest women in the world, IMO. She's sexy, to a degree, but in a kinda dirty way. Dirty as in might give you an incurable STD, but is very skilled. When I see that type, I usually think they smell bad and/or lack personal hygeine. But then, that would be a good match for Brad Pitt and his notorious BO. If I were to go gay, AJ isn't even on the list. Jennifer Beals, Amanda Seyfried, Adriana Lima, Doritos Girl, Thandie Newton. Those women are much hotter, IMO, and look "fresher".
For some strange reason, one of the Cinemax channels was showing Mr. and Mrs. Smith. It's not supposed to come out until today. But anyway, I could NOT get past 10 minutes of that movie. I can't remember the last time I saw such horrible acting. I think the two of them are resting on their laurels now, thinking "we are hugely popular stars, everybody in the world loves us, why should we bother being decent actors." And as far as sexual chemistry goes, my two male dogs show more chemistry. All that heat was definitely out of camera range.
The only acting she has done that was very good was "Gia" and "Girl, interrupted". Ummm let's see, weren't they both roles where she had to play crazy?? The broad does crazy very well. Another thing I was wondering, with his big lips and her big lips, the kid just might look like a trout.
I agree that Jolie needs to go away for a little while, if not longer. She is suffering from over-exposure, whether brought on by herself or not. Every actor/actress in Hornywood must be eternally grateful to Jolie/Pitt for taking the spotlight off of everyone else and firmly planting it on themselves. At best, she is a mediocre actress and he is on his way to Oceans 48 .... so yesterday's news.
Alright, 1. Angelina Jolie is the most gorgeous woman to ever grace the earth. 2. She's dominant. Hot. 3. The vials of blood were a -symbolic- thing. God. 4. She USED to cut. Plenty of people are cutters/have been cutters and not because they like blood, because they're lives are so f**ked up and that's the only pain they can really control. 5. Of course she draws blood from her lovers - she's a sadomasochist! 6. She likes sex. Sue her. :-P
And as far as the velcro thing - they have those things at carnivals. She probably likes them.
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Ben-Gay?? Holy hell, man.
Many, many kittens will perish when/if that ever hits the shelves. I think I would actually bear the scornful eye of the old lady down at the neighborhood Qwikie Mart in order to *buy* a copy of this mythical issue. Might as well pick up a copy of Jugs while I'm there. Two birds with one stone and all...
By Gonzo, on 10:19 AM
what's the point? the only thing that hef and co. could show us that hasn't already been seen is an mri or an xray or something.
By Anonymous, on 10:19 AM
Yes.. she's hot n all... psycho and hot..
Anyone else think that Pics2 & 3 look like her face is poorly photoshopped in?? No? Try looking at her face instead of her chest.. you're not gonna see any nipples.. the bra is too thick. Who takes wet t-shirt pics while wearing a bra? Thas just like a tease of a tease. How rude.
But I digress.. Pics2 & 3 look weird.
By Anonymous, on 10:20 AM
I'd be really curious on what the pictorial would look like (scenery, poses and such)
By Dani, on 10:24 AM
The only woman I could leave Willie for. Hi, Todd.
Will got me onto your site, nice~nice.
By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM
I don't find her all that appealing. In my opinion there are other women out there much hotter. When you combine the fact she is a fuckin nut, she just doesn't do it for me.
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
Um anyone see Gia? Hello naked lesbian scene... I could totally see her rejecting Playboy saying something like, "Now that I am a mother..." blah blah blah snooreeeeeeeee....
By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM
I agree with Anon 10:28. She's not all that... I guess that I'm bothered by the lingering stench that Billy Bob left on her.
Remember the "smelly car episode" of Seinfeld? It's like that. Even Superman would be helpless against this kind of stench.
By jeditemple, on 10:54 AM
I'm sorry- whenever I see a pic of Jolie, I'm thinking, "That mouth looks like it should have a fish hook in it."
By Barry, on 11:10 AM
Any man who says they wouldn't have sex with Angelina Jolie is gay. That's not opinion. It's fact. It's okay to be gay. You should just come out of the closet already.
By Anonymous, on 11:14 AM
give me a break...she's a skank
By Gern Blansten, on 11:18 AM
No comprendo, "after she's recovered."
From the pregnancy, or the stretchmark surgery?
By Zen Wizard, on 11:28 AM
I bet the Cecerian scar fucked that cross up good.. She prob paid an xtra million for the team of doctors to avoid it.(golden child)
"I, I, I, want the knife" - Eddie Murphy; funny
By Anonymous, on 11:28 AM
C-section scars are really low. They wouldn't cut that high unless it was an emergency and a pre-term surgery. My C-section scar is reall small and not very noticable at all. I had a great surgeon. I was also lucky not to get any stretch marks on my belly.
By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM
Blah, blah, blah...she's not that pretty. Hello, Adriana Lima, MUCH, MUCH hotter...with better lips and prettier eyes, along with a nicer shape...
Hollywood hype. Besides, who knows where the hell she's been...eugh.
By Me, on 11:33 AM
"Not because I have something against seeing Angelina Jolie naked, but because this is Angelina Jolie. If she posed, Playboy would never be able to release another issue because her level of hotness could never again be reproduced." -- Amen brother, Amen.
By Jester959, on 11:36 AM
It would be AWESOME if Angelina posed for playboy - preferably with another girl
http://afterportia.blogspot.com
By AfterPortia, on 11:45 AM
If it were to be made, it would be awful because Playboy's photographers have been awful for a long time now.
Unless it was Andrew Blake or Helmut Newton or they manage to resurrect Herb Ritts for it, the shoot would be about as erotic as puppies.
By sam991, on 12:03 PM
Since I don't "read" Playboy I can't really say, but judging from the women on "The Girls Next Door" she would be totally wrong by current Playboy standards. I'm not saying unattractive, to the contrary.
But the women on this show are so bleach blonde, implanted, and overly made up that it would be like her showing up for the photo shoot of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM
It would definately be a nice change of pace from the typical silicone over-bleached over-tanned bimbos that Hefner keeps recycling on every cover and spread. Thing is though, Angelina is so overly-exposed and she 's shown the goods before. I wouldn't complain seeing her naked in Playboy but you can garantee that it will be photoshopped to hell even though she already is gorgeous. I just wish she didn't have all those crappy tatoos.
By Brandy, on 12:59 PM
I still don't get the whole Angelina Jolie thing. She looks like a truck stop hooker. There is a long list of much more attractive celebrities, and an even longer list of less insane celebrities.
I can see if you like the whole skanky bad girl thing, but it ain't for me. I agree that it's all Hollywood hype.
By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM
Sam991: Your pic is retarded. It burns my eyes. I have to race past your posts so the ugly doesn't blind me.
By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM
Yeah, Angelina's going to be thrilled! Her three big dreams in life are becoming a reality : 1. To become an US Ambassador the UN 2. Saving the lives of 2 children who might not have made it to age 6 3. Posing for Playboy.
Pahleeze! Don't flatter yourself. Playboy is for washed up losers.
By Anonymous, on 1:24 PM
Tsk, tsk ... so much envy, such little minds children.
By Anonymous, on 1:25 PM
If you wanna see her naked just rent Gia. She's naked quite a bit.
By Megan, on 1:41 PM
If you wanna see her naked just rent Gia. She's naked quite a bit.
By Megan, on 1:42 PM
I think Playboy needs to expand it's search across the pond and court some of the Page 3 girls from the UK. These are girls are young, beautiful, and all have 'REAL' large beautiful breasts.
What a refreshing change it would be from the fake, plastic, cliche women in Playboy now. And Jolie in Playboy? eh, find some fresh new meat (in a good way) too over done for me.
By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
I know many men who would not have sex with her and they are straight! You may find her appealing... if you like that rode hard and put away wet thing. Others... they prefer class.
By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM
Keep telling yourself that, 1:51. Those guys will always leave you prudes (I mean girls with "class") for women like Angelina. She's confident, secure, talented and loves sex... freaky sex... and men love that.
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
angelina is hot but i agree with brandy: why should we care if she's naked in a magazine AGAIN? she's been photographed and filmed nude already. playboy's popularity is declining anyway, because the quality is low. someone should tell hugh that bleach blonde implant whores are available on the internet for free, and perhaps he needs to dip into another market?
By i ate a smurf, on 1:56 PM
A blonde on the cover of Playboy always sells more issues than having a brunette on the cover, unless the brunette is a famous actress brunette people have been waiting to see naked. That's according to their sales figures. Sorry, brunettes, but most men prefer blondes. That's just the way it is.
By Anonymous, on 2:00 PM
Re:Anon 2:00
A lot of Playboy's sales rely on subscriptions so people take what they can get. Really the only brunettes and redheads that make it on Playboy are already famous or semi-famous. I put up an article on my blog about the whole over-used typical Playboy model. Nothing wrong with bleach blonde and fake tits but it seems every other broad, especially in LA, looks like that.
Although I've expressed my opinion on this that doesn't necessarily mean it bothers me. I'm not anti-blonde/fake tits. All I'm saying is there is nothing wrong with variety.
Sorry for the derail folks, you may resume now.
By Brandy, on 2:14 PM
I don't really get her appeal. There is footage of her and Billy Bob on the red carpet, all over each other, talking about having sex in the limo on the way to whatever event it was. It was one of those ET-type shows. It was so, so gross. I felt like I was getting an std just watching it. All I can think of when I see her is that footage and that she over plucks her brows and could use some Vaseline Intesive Therapy on her lips, which always look cracked. They photo-shopped them out of those pictures, but she has quite a few facial moles I find distracting too.
That being said, she was pretty hot in Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM
i imagine that particular issue of playbody would burst into flames...i REALLY doubt that this is the right time to approach Angelina about this, being that she's going through an extremely motherly phase right now...if you haven't noticed it by now...but she is nutsy enough to consider it, just for the attention...hell, maybe Brad might think it's hot...
By Anonymous, on 2:54 PM
I really don't think that she'll do in now that she's Saint Angelina Super Mom. Maybe before but I think she would turn him down now - or she'll do it for some insane amount of $$ and donate it to her cause of the week. Either way, her lips look like an anus.
By Jess, on 3:37 PM
too. fucking. skinny.
By Anonymous, on 4:29 PM
Angelina became super hot after she divorced Billy Bob. I didn't pay much attention to her when she was crazy, but I remember a picture of her in some floral dress going to some event, and she was fucking gorgeous.Lucious,alluring,confident and sexy. I can definetely see why Brad fell for her. Seriously, confident Angelina versus boring clingy Aniston.Tough choice that.
By Anonymous, on 4:53 PM
BenGay..Todd you little freak!
By Brandi Love, on 4:54 PM
meh, you're wrong. Most of us see hotter women on a continuous daily basis just walking down the street.
By Dirk, on 6:26 PM
Around 7 to 10 years ago her in Playboy would have been something. Today? Meh. And besides, there really are alot of other beautiful women out there, alot.
Oh and June 01, 2006 1:24 PM, I think hanging out at justjared.com (aka "The Church of Brangelina") too long done fried your brain. To be US Ambassador to the UN you have to have a degree beyond BA (and not in acting or dance), preferably of the PhD variety. You also have to be an astute, seasoned diplomat with years of experience in the State Department/Diplomatic Service and quite intelligent to boot. Even so, still only a few get assigned such a prestigious post.
Angelina seems like a nice person who means well and is trying hard to be more than just a Hollywood actress but, to be frank, she isn't the brightest of bulbs. Just this one small fact severely limits her chances of ever being more than a UN Goodwill Ambassador - a very respectable title to have, by the way.
Sorry. Hope I haven't shattered your world or anything.
By j f dulles, on 8:19 PM
Dirk, you queen - stop, just stop. Else we'll start to think your jealous cuz you don't get to bone Brad. If anyone of you anti-Angie swishy saps saw Mr. & Mrs, and can honestly say you see women who look like THAT every day, your batshit crazy and have an irrational hatred of Jolie. You ARE Jennifer Aniston, or her gay twin brother.
By Anonymous, on 8:26 PM
jf dulles,
Please do yourself a favor and don't question the intelligence of others until you've learned that "alot" isn't a word. What you meant was "a lot." It's two words. (And, yes, the end quotes go outside the period.)
Sorry. Hope I haven't shattered your world or anything.
By Anonymous, on 8:28 PM
Jf dulles, I'm sure you in your infinite non-wisdom and tiny intellect love to think that - but truth be told, everyone knows the woman has it going on -- if you saw her Inside the Actors Studio interview you'd quickly realize the error of your embittered jealous bitchy ways. The woman rocks - and has quite the intellect to boot - funny, engaging, witty, and literate. I love you civillians who like to comment on the level of intelligence of people in the public eye -- meanwhile these purportedly 'dim' celebs are running production companies worth millions, greenlighting scripts, affecting change in the world through their philanthropy, closing ad deals worth millions, winning Oscars, raising children, meeting with heads of state, and financing the blockbusters that you're scraping the pennies out of your double-wide to go see at the local cineplex - and all before the age of 30. Yeah...Angelina is soooo very dim. Hahahahahaha, you silly little loser.
By Anonymous, on 8:34 PM
yep... not hot. not ugly, but not hot
By Anonymous, on 9:51 PM
I can see it now. Naked Angelina surrounded by a dozen emaciated African children. Millions of men will want to masturbate, but they'll also feel a wee bit bad about it. Genius.
By Fredrick, on 9:54 PM
she'd be so much hotter without those weird chicken arms.
By Anonymous, on 10:01 PM
Kudos to you for shouting out my favourite opiate narcotic of all time.
By Anonymous, on 10:47 PM
What does the BenGay do, I should look into this. I hope it doesn't shrink, like that Preparation H did.
By CK1, on 5:29 AM
Sorry, but I have to back j f dulles. She is a phony. The moderator deleted my other similar post yesterday. Can't take the truth, obviously ... In time. I'm sure she'll break out the bloody vile necklaces again when adopting kids goes out of style.
I thought you could post your opinion here and my opinion had nothing out of the ordinary in it, nothing that I haven't seen on here before, so that's interesting. I guess this will be deleted too.
Yeah, she's perfect and sane, dream on. pft.
By Anonymous, on 6:03 AM
Petra Nemcova has her beat. So does Adriana Lima.
By Anonymous, on 6:04 AM
'I think Playboy needs to expand it's search across the pond and court some of the Page 3 girls from the UK. These are girls are young, beautiful, and all have 'REAL' large beautiful breasts.'
Firstly, Angelina's breasts are 'REAL'.
Secondly, Playboy appear to be in talks with Keeley Hazell:
"Once in a while you get a girl who is really special. Keeley is sensational" - Marilyn Grabowski, vice president of Playboy US.
By sam991, on 6:56 AM
anon 4:53 great post! j f dulles how exactly do you know AJ isn't the brightest bulbs?
I've seen GIA and AJ has a great body,great boobs! Her past doesn't really bother me at all some couples are into "freaky" things o well move on! She's gorgeous, HOT!She's #1 in my girl crush list (2nd Rachel McAdams) I would "do" AJ if I were a guy! And I def. would buy that PB issue just to see her! I got my boyfriend a PB subscription he hated it so much (not enough pics a bunch of junk how to dress what to buy etc) we let it expire and man, we get SO MANY special invitations/offers to go back! no thanks PB
By carla, on 9:01 AM
What a refreshing change it would be from the fake, plastic, cliche women in Playboy now
Never said Jolie's boobs were fake. I was talking about the implanted bimbos in Playboy now. And great that they are considering Keeley. She is a stunner compared to the cookie cutter blowup models they have now. Still don't think Jolie would be that big a deal in PB.
By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM
"Fredrick said...
I can see it now. Naked Angelina surrounded by a dozen emaciated African children. Millions of men will want to masturbate, but they'll also feel a wee bit bad about it. Genius."
Absolutely fucking classic. That will have me laughing for the rest of the day.
As for Angelina, she is hot. The woman oozes sex appeal. She may not be the type of women you bring home to mom, or even everyone's type, but you have to admit, she oozes sex appeal.
By Anonymous, on 12:47 PM
8:34, do you actually believe that celebs do all that shit themselves? They are nothing but the fucking name and the money. Even when it comes to their own damn kids they don't do any of the work. They're figure heads, very rarely are they anymore than that.
By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM
June 02, 2006 6:03 AM
Interesting what you say because yesterday I wrote very mild responses to the two first comments critical of mine and they were not published either.
I think it's because the blog owner/moderator doesn't want a "brangelina" shitstorm to start on here. They know how rabid the fans can get.
BTW, I don't think Angelina is a phony. I just think the comment that she was on her way to becoming US Ambassador to the UN was a tad unrealistic.
By j f dulles, on 4:26 PM
carla June 02, 2006 9:01 AM
I know she isn't intelligent enough to be US Ambassador to the UN because I saw her give an interview on a 'serious' BBC News programme called "Hard Talk" where she was interviewed for one hour about her charity work and political views.
She was totally out of her depth even though the interviewer was treating her with kid gloves because of who she was. She had trouble articulating basic concepts and ideas in a clear and coherent manner.
I do think she is a nice person and means well, however, just not US Amb. to the UN material.
(ok, have had enough of this now)
By j f dulles, on 4:41 PM
i honestly dont understand what is so fascinating about angelina jolie. shes not really that gorgeous and if u've seen her without make up she has hella wrinkles. she looks like she belongs in overalls cleaning cow shit. im not too fond of the whole biker/trucker lesbian chick look.
By prettyboy, on 5:21 PM
Jfd, Oops, I didn't mean you were saying she was a phony, that was entirely my opinion. Just the way she treated her father bothers me. She did take his advice and clean herself up, so why hold it against him? I saw an interview where she said as far as she's concerned she doesn't even have a father. That is cruel. But no, I don't want the response shitstorm either, so I will go now. ;)
By Anonymous, on 8:52 PM
personally I don't find her that hot..w/o the makeup, she doesn't look that hot..just above average.
By Anonymous, on 6:03 AM
to J F Dulles, I am certainly on Team Jolie so this comment is biased. I still don't think you're giving celebrities like her credit for their good works and having the courage to go out of their depth and field of expertise to do good. Most people can barely do one job in a mediocre fashion and she's trying trying to do at least 2 larger than life ones: movie star/celebrity and humanitarian crusader. So what if she cant banty about terms like a seasoned diplomat or pundit? I'd like to see those guys wear a wet t-shirt and get me to pay to go see it. My point. Give Credit where credit is due. It's not like our own president is a braniac and yet, somehow, he's leader of the free world.
By Anonymous, on 7:53 AM
Brunettes that are bleached are not Blonde they are just Brunettes that are bleached; Bleached Brunettes. Common, cheap and dirrty; ask Christina Aguilera or just look at her Brunette mustache.
By carol, on 9:53 AM
Anyone else heard the rumor that the reason she had a c-section is b/c she has herpes and was in the middle of an outbreak so she HAD to have the C? Of course this wouldn't surprise me with all the bragging she does about sleeping around.
I agree with others who say she's too "dyke-y" to be sexy. Nothing sexy about her, especially with those weird, cord-like veins running up and down her arms. Blech. And the more I read about how she's running all over the world buying ethnic babies, sleeping with married men, spouting off with her political views, etc. And on top of all this crap, she's CONSTANTLY talkilng about how she needs sex, how she cuts her lovers with knives, how she keeps vials of blood, how she likes to cut herself, blah, blah..... sheesh, she needs to shut the F up and go away for awhile.
By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM
This is soul that the antichrist of hollywood (Hefner) can't sell out! She is a goodwill ambassador, It will NEVER happen!!! dream on Hefner you won't get this one!
By ms78, on 6:05 PM
yeah, and it wasn't too long ago when she had a wall in her house totall covered with velcro, then the opposite velcro side made into a suit, so that she could throw herself against the wall and stick to it. WTF? it's true though, she talked about it in an interview, and also the cutting crap. So after her father told her it was not normal, she disowned him. She is a moron. but she does stuff to "look" normal to counter it, and people BUY it, because she looks nice, and people are shallow.
By Anonymous, on 6:06 PM
I know I have those damn veins and I HATE them! I am her size too, but no one is telling me I have the top one hundredth (is that a word) body, so without her head I'm SOL, dammit. Everytime I hear she has the best body I laugh, what a damn joke.
By Anonymous, on 6:09 PM
am i the only one who thinks she tries waaaaaaay too hard? i didn't read all the comments so probably not, but wow. she needs to calm down.
By Tommy, on 9:49 PM
She has a pretty face, great hair, and nice boobs. But she has a thick waist, no hips, chicken legs and no ass at all. She is far from the hottest women in the world, IMO. She's sexy, to a degree, but in a kinda dirty way. Dirty as in might give you an incurable STD, but is very skilled. When I see that type, I usually think they smell bad and/or lack personal hygeine. But then, that would be a good match for Brad Pitt and his notorious BO. If I were to go gay, AJ isn't even on the list. Jennifer Beals, Amanda Seyfried, Adriana Lima, Doritos Girl, Thandie Newton. Those women are much hotter, IMO, and look "fresher".
By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
For some strange reason, one of the Cinemax channels was showing Mr. and Mrs. Smith. It's not supposed to come out until today. But anyway, I could NOT get past 10 minutes of that movie. I can't remember the last time I saw such horrible acting. I think the two of them are resting on their laurels now, thinking "we are hugely popular stars, everybody in the world loves us, why should we bother being decent actors." And as far as sexual chemistry goes, my two male dogs show more chemistry. All that heat was definitely out of camera range.
By Anonymous, on 8:43 AM
The only acting she has done that was very good was "Gia" and "Girl, interrupted". Ummm let's see, weren't they both roles where she had to play crazy?? The broad does crazy very well. Another thing I was wondering, with his big lips and her big lips, the kid just might look like a trout.
By Anonymous, on 8:48 AM
I agree that Jolie needs to go away for a little while, if not longer. She is suffering from over-exposure, whether brought on by herself or not. Every actor/actress in Hornywood must be eternally grateful to Jolie/Pitt for taking the spotlight off of everyone else and firmly planting it on themselves. At best, she is a mediocre actress and he is on his way to Oceans 48 .... so yesterday's news.
By Anonymous, on 7:14 PM
Alright, 1. Angelina Jolie is the most gorgeous woman to ever grace the earth.
2. She's dominant. Hot.
3. The vials of blood were a -symbolic- thing. God.
4. She USED to cut. Plenty of people are cutters/have been cutters and not because they like blood, because they're lives are so f**ked up and that's the only pain they can really control.
5. Of course she draws blood from her lovers - she's a sadomasochist!
6. She likes sex. Sue her. :-P
And as far as the velcro thing - they have those things at carnivals. She probably likes them.
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/6725/ajinmrmrssmith0gd.jpg
That says it all...
And let's seeif this will show up-
By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM
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