First, the Team Firecrotch t-shirt is hilarious. Next, if I was Brandon's grandmother, I'd turn him away too. Even with prescription anti-perspirant, there is no way that a guy who sweats that much does not have a tiny bit of mungue about him. You don't pay 50 grand for a couture ball gown, hoping that it will get you into the society pages of W magazine, only to have it soiled by Brandon's pit stains after he bum-rushes you for a drunken hug. Second, making fun of Lindsay Lohan is NOTHING like making fun of the Special Olympics. I can use the word 'tard in the same sentence as the moniker L2 and not feel bad about it. As in, "L2 is so coked up in picture #10 that she looks like a 'tard." See? I feel nothing but unholy glee.
Blohan is no better than this sweaty pig. It wasn't too long ago when she was sucking his dick and making fun of other people with that group of assholes. She doesn't deserve any sympathy.
He's a total fuck-faced prick! I'm not a fan of Lohan but no one deserves to have all that crap said about them like that in public, unless they are a mass murderer... hope he dies insides a fire crotch!!!!!!! ON CAMERA!
Look how she mugs for the cameras. God, it would be awesome if someone just walked up and punched her in the face at one of these events. If they punched Paris Hilton in the face on the same night it would make my year.
apart from her ridiculous tan (please, just accept the fact you're a redhead who freckles, and just make your peace with the sun!!!) she looks (dare i say it?) healthier.
i really forget how naturally beautiful she is compared to paris hilton's plasticity. just wonder about Lilo's coke-ing...
I dislike this piece of shit more than I dislike Hohan, but I'm still not defending her. I wish someone else, like Jack Nicholson, said that shit. I would have puckered up and kissed his ass.
That dude isn't worth the dog shit I scrape off my boots let alone 75k a month for "rehab".
I've got a piece of rope he can borrow and I guarantee it'd fix his little problem a lot quicker and cheaper. 75 thousand a month! That could feed half of any medium sized african country for a year. What a fucking shitface that guy is.
Why don't his family members "urge" him to get a job? Or go to college? (how old is he?)
By the way, I love how the family want him to go to rehab because "it will be a good public relations move" rather than because it will be good for his health!
Ha ha ha, even they don't care about him! Actually, that's pretty sad.
Lohan is all dolled up,,expensive dress, jewelry,,,but look at those chipped nails,,,yuck, makes me think she also forgot to wash her vag....lack of basic hygiene
to all the people who said that she looks coked out in picture #10, your ridiculous. as if you've never had a picture taken of you where your eyes weren't comletely open. come on now.
He's just too gross. Ugggg, who would want him? He's like a greasy McDonald's cheeseburger that sat out in the sun too long and the mayo has turned all transparent and gross. Yuck!
The thing is Paris looks far from hot in that swim suit. Good go though Paris. Perhaps you should just rethink the whole 'sexy sells' thing. Because personally it has become a big YAAAAWN when it comes to you.
first of all i know that everyone here loves to make fun of how fat everyone gets or looks, but being someone who has a scarlett johanssen figure, it really irks me to have people say that PARIS LOOKS FAT!!!! i guess im just thinking how ridiculous that is and thats why people go and get anorexic, bc of people like u...now for my roast...paris needs to put some clothes on, she is what 24? 25? old enough to be clothed like someone her age...2 lohan needs to suck it up and go to rehab...she is a coke head...and everyone but her seems to know that...and btw vigilante, the tape is supposed to keep the bathingsuit from slipping, but bc she is throwing sand all over her, it wasn't very adhesive any more...
How weird...I mean no A-listers will come to his grandma's party because her grandson made fun of a D-list celebrity...who cares?!!?!!? Lindsay should go join Brandon in rehab, lord only knows she needs it...!
Paris has always had a protruding stomach. First noticed it in her repulsive "sex video". Also, one tit is noticeably larger than the other, or maybe she has had them redone since then.
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First, the Team Firecrotch t-shirt is hilarious. Next, if I was Brandon's grandmother, I'd turn him away too. Even with prescription anti-perspirant, there is no way that a guy who sweats that much does not have a tiny bit of mungue about him. You don't pay 50 grand for a couture ball gown, hoping that it will get you into the society pages of W magazine, only to have it soiled by Brandon's pit stains after he bum-rushes you for a drunken hug. Second, making fun of Lindsay Lohan is NOTHING like making fun of the Special Olympics. I can use the word 'tard in the same sentence as the moniker L2 and not feel bad about it. As in, "L2 is so coked up in picture #10 that she looks like a 'tard." See? I feel nothing but unholy glee.
By Kitty X, on 4:09 PM
I want a "Team Greasy Socialite" shirt.
Blohan is no better than this sweaty pig. It wasn't too long ago when she was sucking his dick and making fun of other people with that group of assholes. She doesn't deserve any sympathy.
By Anonymous, on 4:14 PM
Hohan looks FUCKED UP in that last picture. Bitch needs to lay off the coke. Damn!
By Anonymous, on 4:17 PM
Hey have you ever noticed that she has a tatto of a small heart on her hand next to her thumb? how longs that been there?
By Anonymous, on 4:17 PM
He's a total fuck-faced prick! I'm not a fan of Lohan but no one deserves to have all that crap said about them like that in public, unless they are a mass murderer... hope he dies insides a fire crotch!!!!!!! ON CAMERA!
By Anonymous, on 4:19 PM
Look how she mugs for the cameras. God, it would be awesome if someone just walked up and punched her in the face at one of these events. If they punched Paris Hilton in the face on the same night it would make my year.
By Anonymous, on 4:19 PM
OMG, and what is up with that bimbo Paris' tummy in the last pic? Bitch needs to work out or lay off the beans, she's totally bloated and yucky!
By Anonymous, on 4:20 PM
That is the ugliest bathing suit I've ever seen in my entire life. I would rather look at Ron Jeremy in a hot pink thong. She is such a piece of shit.
By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM
Maybe PiHo is preggers too, after all, it's so 'in' these days in Crappywood to have a baby. She should go to Namibia and stay there FORWVER!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 4:24 PM
And who is that suckin' on LiLo? Homeboy should be careful before he catches something. LiLo & PiHo and done everyone and everything in town!
By Anonymous, on 4:27 PM
How did they manage to make Paris Hilton look fat?
By Oedipa Maas, on 4:31 PM
i think i had that same bathing suit in 3rd grade and i'm pretty sure my mom bought it at Kmart.
By Anonymous, on 4:40 PM
Ugh!I hate Paris Hilton,she thinks she can sing but she cant!!!She may be "ok" looking but she aint hott,she cant act worth a crap either!
By Anonymous, on 5:26 PM
Holy crap, Todd! It must be true! You made fun of Lindsay, too, and you can't get a single A-lister to come to your grandma's birthday party!
I wonder if I made fun of Lindsay what my dead grandma would do. She'd probably come back to haunt me.
By Anonymous, on 5:32 PM
My God! Look at those sasquatch feet!
By Anonymous, on 5:35 PM
brandon davis looks like a fat sweaty pig who wreaks of stetson and dog shit. but the "team fire crotch" shirt is funny as fuck though.
By Anonymous, on 6:13 PM
I think Brandon deserves all he gets. So apologetic was he about the firecrotch incident , then lo and behold, he sports a tshirt .
loser.
By Anonymous, on 6:25 PM
Alrighty, what the hell is that stuck to Parisite's nipple in that one pic?
Is it tape?
Is it one of those "Do Not Remove" mattress tags that got caught in that Gawd awful tube suit when she was blowing the sound tech in his hotel room?
What is it?
By Vigilante, on 6:51 PM
this guy used to bang mischa barton. wow.
By Anonymous, on 6:59 PM
June 16, 2006 4:14 PM - Brandon and Lindsay used to date?
By omg, and then she, on 7:32 PM
June 16, 2006 6:59 PM - banging Mischa isn't quite the achievement you think it is. You should see the guy she's banging now.
By Anonymous, on 7:37 PM
apart from her ridiculous tan (please, just accept the fact you're a redhead who freckles, and just make your peace with the sun!!!) she looks (dare i say it?) healthier.
i really forget how naturally beautiful she is compared to paris hilton's plasticity. just wonder about Lilo's coke-ing...
By Anonymous, on 7:56 PM
I dislike this piece of shit more than I dislike Hohan, but I'm still not defending her. I wish someone else, like Jack Nicholson, said that shit. I would have puckered up and kissed his ass.
By Anonymous, on 8:32 PM
BRADON DAVIS NEEDS A BULLET IN HIS HEAD AND ALL HIS PROBLEMS WILL BE SOLVED AND WHILE THEY ARE AT IT KILL PARIS HILTON TOO :o)
By Anonymous, on 10:41 PM
"Brandon and Lindsay used to date?"
is there anyone lindsay hasn't "dated"?
By Anonymous, on 11:19 PM
What a fuckass. Then again so is Hohan and Parisite. They all have an extra special place reserved in hell, I'm sure.
By Anonymous, on 11:23 PM
"A 75,000 dollar a month rehab"
That dude isn't worth the dog shit I scrape off my boots let alone 75k a month for "rehab".
I've got a piece of rope he can borrow and I guarantee it'd fix his little problem a lot quicker and cheaper. 75 thousand a month! That could feed half of any medium sized african country for a year. What a fucking shitface that guy is.
By moo, on 11:28 PM
look at her NAILS!Jeee they always look the same,i think she eats the enamel
By Anonymous, on 1:34 AM
Why don't his family members "urge" him to get a job? Or go to college? (how old is he?)
By the way, I love how the family want him to go to rehab because "it will be a good public relations move" rather than because it will be good for his health!
Ha ha ha, even they don't care about him!
Actually, that's pretty sad.
By serlingford wingdalsop, on 5:56 AM
Lohan is all dolled up,,expensive dress, jewelry,,,but look at those chipped nails,,,yuck, makes me think she also forgot to wash her vag....lack of basic hygiene
By Anonymous, on 10:03 AM
Paris looks like she has gone a little crazy with the collagen
By Brandy, on 10:17 AM
The guy standing behind Lindsay in pic 2 has teeth the color of my old school bus.
By Anonymous, on 11:04 AM
to all the people who said that she looks coked out in picture #10, your ridiculous. as if you've never had a picture taken of you where your eyes weren't comletely open. come on now.
By Anonymous, on 11:34 AM
Paris looks completely preggers in those pictures. Her mid-section is completely bloated and lets nor forget about the cellulite on her inner thigh.
By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM
NOT cool to make fun of anything having to do with Special Olympics, for God's sake!!
By Tracey, on 6:00 PM
Awww, poor widdle Brandon. He's sooo funny and sooooo worth all the money he worked sooo hard for that I hope he's alright in rehab.
DIE!!! To find someone more useless and deserving of a katana enema than Paris Hilton is quite a feat.
By Vichus Smith, on 12:02 PM
Brandon Davis is a manchild. These rich little bastards ought to join the marines and forge their identities like real men.
By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM
He's just too gross. Ugggg, who would want him? He's like a greasy McDonald's cheeseburger that sat out in the sun too long and the mayo has turned all transparent and gross. Yuck!
By Stepherz, on 3:50 PM
Paris Hilton is a hook-nosed saggy-chested bottom-heavy moron
By lamb23, on 7:17 PM
The thing is Paris looks far from hot in that swim suit. Good go though Paris. Perhaps you should just rethink the whole 'sexy sells' thing. Because personally it has become a big YAAAAWN when it comes to you.
By Anonymous, on 11:22 PM
I live in the UK have recently seen a trailer for this bitch's most recent film.
What utter utter f'king drivel!
She needs to be shot.
By Paomranteur, on 4:17 AM
first of all i know that everyone here loves to make fun of how fat everyone gets or looks, but being someone who has a scarlett johanssen figure, it really irks me to have people say that PARIS LOOKS FAT!!!! i guess im just thinking how ridiculous that is and thats why people go and get anorexic, bc of people like u...now for my roast...paris needs to put some clothes on, she is what 24? 25? old enough to be clothed like someone her age...2 lohan needs to suck it up and go to rehab...she is a coke head...and everyone but her seems to know that...and btw vigilante, the tape is supposed to keep the bathingsuit from slipping, but bc she is throwing sand all over her, it wasn't very adhesive any more...
By Michaella, on 6:19 AM
Who?
By Tazznum1, on 7:35 AM
I just that swimsuit on a little old lady at my grandmother's retirement community.
By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM
How weird...I mean no A-listers will come to his grandma's party because her grandson made fun of a D-list celebrity...who cares?!!?!!? Lindsay should go join Brandon in rehab, lord only knows she needs it...!
By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM
I actually think the t-shirt is pretty rad...he's an asshole, what else can you expect really?
By Anonymous, on 11:14 AM
Paris has always had a protruding stomach. First noticed it in her repulsive "sex video".
Also, one tit is noticeably larger than the other, or maybe she has had them redone since then.
By Anonymous, on 5:45 AM
Paris: what a fantastic example of how someone can be skinny and yet in poor shape all at once.
God, it pisses me off that I even know who she is.
By Anonymous, on 6:20 PM
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