These two belong together. I'm pretty sure I hate them both and their music equally. They're both white trash pieces of shit. It's people like them who make me embarrassed to be white.
the glove compartment isn't accurately named and everybody knows it. so i'm proposing a swift orderly change.
cause behind its door there's nothing to keep my fingers warm and all i find are souvenirs from better times before the gleam of your taillights fading east to find yourself a better life.
i was searching for some legal document as the rain beat down on the hood when i stumbled upon pictures i tried to forget and that's how this idea was drilled into my head
cause it's too important to stay the way it's been
there's no blame for how our love did slowly fade and now that it's gone it's like it wasn't there at all and here i rest where disappointment and regret collide lying awake at night
To the first comment re: "Take a vacation away..." of course. If he were my husband, I'd do the same.
No, actually, I'd have to be lobotomized before all else -- why would she marry him in the first place? Is he really handsome? That whole wigger act doesn't cut it for me. I feel sorry for the ladies who think that's hot.
Is he charming? Not by the look of things. Does he fuck like there's no tomorrow? Maybe. That's the only thing I can think of, although I find it hard to believe Britney couldn't find a stud muffin for such things and avoid the embarassment of being married to one of the only wiggers on the planet worse than Vanilla Ice.
So, it must be a lobotomy. Either that, or all the inbreeding that went on in whatever part of Hicksville she's from. If I were from there, I'd be offended that she claims it as "home" and I'd move to the Northeast in protest.
When will her money run out? 5 minutes before he leaves her and two years after we stop caring that she was stupid enough to get knocked-up AGAIN by that joke.
Is that baby wearing a diaper in the water?!! Um, I'm pretty sure Pampers or Huggies make some kind of water-tight diaper-slash-swim trunks dohickey thing. Ugh...I don't even want to wonder whether they used sunscreen on him. Poor kid.
Whoa great post anon 1:59. The only thing I can add it that KFed seems to be the only "rapper" who isn't boycotting Cristal. I guess he isn't in the "in" crowd of rappers, or of anyone else he can't buy off to pay attention to him.
I bet he thinks he has all of these "friends" in the industry. If Britney ever grows a brain and dumps him he will be untouchable. You just know that he is only tolerated because Britney has a few shreds of her previous image left. His life is speading her money but it can't last forever.
Oedipa, my thoughts exactly. If K-Fed ends up being the kind of "man" he was for Shar Jackson, Britney's headed for deliquent child support checks and alimony hand-outs.
Well, shucky darn, RM! Don't cha know that that newfangled sun cream makes 'lil Sean P slipperier than a greased porker! An' we don' wanna be droppin' our precious 'lil Boo Boo again, do we? Who's Mummy's 'lil Boo Boo?
I actually feel sorry for Britney. I've never been a fan of her music but can't imagine trying to lead any sort of a life where I was scrutinized in the eye of the public and every bad decision I made was right there for everyone to judge.
Okay, as much as she makes me cringe- I can't hate her. She arouses some frustrated big-sister instinct - I want to snatch her and Sean P in the middle of the night (preferably as my co-conspirators paint the stoned unconscious form of K-Fed with brown gravy and unleash the wolverines...popoZAO, you skank mofo), toss them in a blacked-out van stocked with clean sheets, green tea and organic baby food, and forcibly remove her for detox. A nice power-wash down at the local KleanKar, followed by complete physical and HAZMAT screeening plus a non-Kabbalah pediatrician for SP, then a few weeks of spa cuisine and morning hikes at the Golden Door.
Phase II is 6 months in a nice clean city - Portland, Oregon always sounds fresh - hidden away from Mama Lynne, InTouch, Madonna, Jamba Juice and the Cheetohs aisle....surrounded by her new friends who will watch the baby while she works on her phonics tapes and reads Childrearing for Dummies. More importantly, when she starts out the door in a mesh minidress and clear heels at 34 weeks, they will ask her in a gentle, supportive and sisterly manner: "Bitch, wtf?!"
PLEASE SOMEONE KILL BRITNEY AND KFED I AM SO SICK OF PEOPLE FEELING SORRY FOR HER, SHE MADE HER CHOICE AND IT MESSED UP HER LIFE AND SINGING NOW SHE CAN DEAL WITH IT, WHO CARES.
God Someone just kick the shit out of him already!!!! The guy is a freaking douchbag.. everyone knows it but the stupid bitch that is Britney is just too much in denial or something. I mean god damn... it just pisses me off that he's living it up on her money. Dump his ass and let him go homeless and get assraped by some equally skeezy homeless guy. Even then it would be too good for this piece of shit.
OK,Brit. I see you never did a pre-nup with F;Fug. That has to be the only reason he is still around. That punk even gave his cell phone # out on T.V. last night.......
Let's see, she has no make up on, she's in very casual clothes, hair au naturel, and she still looks cute, if not glamourous, on camera. Actually, I'm impressed.
I like Britney and I have high hopes for her. I know that she'll leave that gold-digging hubby of hers one day, get back in shape and make a new album. Then her and her babies will go on tour.
SP should have sunscreen on to the point where you can SEE it, as mother of a 1-yr old in PA I can't even imagine what the sun intensity is like in Florida!
As for the interview "There will be 100 more Oops'es?" When arent babies younger than 1 yr age held with BOTH hands? I fear for his life.. does no one else in the state of Cali?
45 Comments:
Take a vacation with your husband to get away from him; "Awesome!"
By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM
These two belong together. I'm pretty sure I hate them both and their music equally. They're both white trash pieces of shit. It's people like them who make me embarrassed to be white.
By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM
Wigger...yes I said it...wigger. There I said it again.
By Blonde Vigilante, on 1:52 PM
Britney looks like she got knocked up by one of the "Humanoids from the Deep." Actually, that's not too far off from the truth.
By jeditemple, on 1:56 PM
the glove compartment isn't accurately named
and everybody knows it.
so i'm proposing a swift orderly change.
cause behind its door there's nothing to keep my fingers warm
and all i find are souvenirs from better times
before the gleam of your taillights fading east
to find yourself a better life.
i was searching for some legal document
as the rain beat down on the hood
when i stumbled upon pictures i tried to forget
and that's how this idea was drilled into my head
cause it's too important
to stay the way it's been
there's no blame for how our love did slowly fade
and now that it's gone it's like it wasn't there at all
and here i rest where disappointment and regret collide
lying awake at night
By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM
To the first comment re: "Take a vacation away..." of course. If he were my husband, I'd do the same.
No, actually, I'd have to be lobotomized before all else -- why would she marry him in the first place? Is he really handsome? That whole wigger act doesn't cut it for me. I feel sorry for the ladies who think that's hot.
Is he charming? Not by the look of things. Does he fuck like there's no tomorrow? Maybe. That's the only thing I can think of, although I find it hard to believe Britney couldn't find a stud muffin for such things and avoid the embarassment of being married to one of the only wiggers on the planet worse than Vanilla Ice.
So, it must be a lobotomy. Either that, or all the inbreeding that went on in whatever part of Hicksville she's from. If I were from there, I'd be offended that she claims it as "home" and I'd move to the Northeast in protest.
When will her money run out? 5 minutes before he leaves her and two years after we stop caring that she was stupid enough to get knocked-up AGAIN by that joke.
By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
Is that baby wearing a diaper in the water?!! Um, I'm pretty sure Pampers or Huggies make some kind of water-tight diaper-slash-swim trunks dohickey thing. Ugh...I don't even want to wonder whether they used sunscreen on him. Poor kid.
By rm®, on 2:10 PM
Whoa great post anon 1:59. The only thing I can add it that KFed seems to be the only "rapper" who isn't boycotting Cristal. I guess he isn't in the "in" crowd of rappers, or of anyone else he can't buy off to pay attention to him.
By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM
Has this loser ever held a job except as a backup dancer- (now that must of been a hoot!) to Britney?
She said in the Lauer interview that he is a man and needs to support his family. How is he going to do that? holding up banks?
By Anonymous, on 2:14 PM
I bet he thinks he has all of these "friends" in the industry. If Britney ever grows a brain and dumps him he will be untouchable. You just know that he is only tolerated because Britney has a few shreds of her previous image left. His life is speading her money but it can't last forever.
Fast forward to ETrue stories Hollywood.
By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM
Goodness, I feel soooooo sorry for poor trailer Britney!
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
Equally good question is: what does this guy ever do to support -- emotionally or financially -- his other kids?
By Oedipa Maas, on 2:44 PM
anyone noticed that in the last photo he's giving the finger to his own arm?
didn't him a brit get matching dice tats in that spot?
By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM
Oedipa, my thoughts exactly. If K-Fed ends up being the kind of "man" he was for Shar Jackson, Britney's headed for deliquent child support checks and alimony hand-outs.
By Laurie, on 3:30 PM
As much as I hate K Fed, I hate the people more, who are going to buy his music. And you just know that these idiots exist.
By Anonymous, on 3:41 PM
Every picture I see of this guy he looks more retarded than the last one. He's like this really bad parody of himself.
By Anonymous, on 4:18 PM
1:56, why oh why did you have to use a DCFC song to describe these two asshats?!
By Anonymous, on 4:22 PM
Well, shucky darn, RM! Don't cha know that that newfangled sun cream makes 'lil Sean P slipperier than a greased porker! An' we don' wanna be droppin' our precious 'lil Boo Boo again, do we? Who's Mummy's 'lil Boo Boo?
/gum smack gum smack gum smack
By Vigilante, on 4:30 PM
I actually like Popozao. It cracks me up...I laugh everytime I hear it. But don't worry, I didn't buy it, just downloaded off the internet!
By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM
lol at vigilante's comment
lof'nl
By Anonymous, on 5:07 PM
I actually feel sorry for Britney. I've never been a fan of her music but can't imagine trying to lead any sort of a life where I was scrutinized in the eye of the public and every bad decision I made was right there for everyone to judge.
By Anonymous, on 5:53 PM
Go Vigilante! ;)
Where the hell are those sharks when you need them?
By Stephanie, on 5:59 PM
Jesus christ there is a shamoo sighting in the 3rd pic. Thar she blows.
By Anonymous, on 6:25 PM
That baby needs Little Swimmers on and a hat and TONS of sunscreen!!!
By Anonymous, on 8:06 PM
Those pictures of K-Fed are priceless. Is it just me or does that guy reek of douchebag?
By TheKief, on 9:29 PM
You guys don't listen do this "trash". Remember, their marriage is "AWESOME"
By Anonymous, on 9:31 PM
Okay, as much as she makes me cringe- I can't hate her. She arouses some frustrated big-sister instinct - I want to snatch her and Sean P in the middle of the night (preferably as my co-conspirators paint the stoned unconscious form of K-Fed with brown gravy and unleash the wolverines...popoZAO, you skank mofo), toss them in a blacked-out van stocked with clean sheets, green tea and organic baby food, and forcibly remove her for detox. A nice power-wash down at the local KleanKar, followed by complete physical and HAZMAT screeening plus a non-Kabbalah pediatrician for SP, then a few weeks of spa cuisine and morning hikes at the Golden Door.
Phase II is 6 months in a nice clean city - Portland, Oregon always sounds fresh - hidden away from Mama Lynne, InTouch, Madonna, Jamba Juice and the Cheetohs aisle....surrounded by her new friends who will watch the baby while she works on her phonics tapes and reads Childrearing for Dummies. More importantly, when she starts out the door in a mesh minidress and clear heels at 34 weeks, they will ask her in a gentle, supportive and sisterly manner: "Bitch, wtf?!"
By Anonymous, on 9:37 PM
why do you keep posting beached whales???? what does that have to do with celebrities??? i'm so confused :(
By Anonymous, on 9:47 PM
I love that baby!!!
Despite the interview, I still feel for Britney and I am not going to even start on that swamp gorilla. Grrr. I hate him.
By Anonymous, on 11:24 PM
PLEASE SOMEONE KILL BRITNEY AND KFED I AM SO SICK OF PEOPLE FEELING SORRY FOR HER, SHE MADE HER CHOICE AND IT MESSED UP HER LIFE AND SINGING NOW SHE CAN DEAL WITH IT, WHO CARES.
By Anonymous, on 11:50 PM
God Someone just kick the shit out of him already!!!! The guy is a freaking douchbag.. everyone knows it but the stupid bitch that is Britney is just too much in denial or something.
I mean god damn... it just pisses me off that he's living it up on her money.
Dump his ass and let him go homeless and get assraped by some equally skeezy homeless guy.
Even then it would be too good for this piece of shit.
By Anonymous, on 1:18 AM
OK,Brit. I see you never did a pre-nup with F;Fug. That has to be the only reason he is still around. That punk even gave his cell phone # out on T.V. last night.......
Can you sing STUPID GIRLS!
By SG, on 4:10 AM
Damn,if K-fed couldnt look any gayer!
By Anonymous, on 4:49 AM
Anonymous 9:37 I love your plan. I would like to be part of the Brit Brit soloution. Call me!
By Anonymous, on 6:44 AM
ROTFL 9:37 "It's a go for the intervention!!"
By Anonymous, on 7:08 AM
Everyone - SHE LOVES DRAMA.
She is the kind that stays with a guy that beats her and calls the cops, then jumps on the cops when they are taking away her "man."
By Tazznum1, on 7:21 AM
Let's see, she has no make up on, she's in very casual clothes, hair au naturel, and she still looks cute, if not glamourous, on camera. Actually, I'm impressed.
By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM
^ You're blind. Go see an optometrist.
By Anonymous, on 12:41 PM
tazznum, you mean she's the white Whitney. All she needs is a visible ring of coke around her nose.
By Anonymous, on 1:25 PM
Ahh, the two biggest losers in the country...hahahha....this is sad, at least Bobby Brown and Whitney can still stand each other...
By Anonymous, on 2:39 PM
BTW, anyone who wears a cowboy hat INTO THE WATER deseves all the slagging they get!
By Anonymous, on 5:26 PM
the top picture has k-fug representing...
representing trailertrash...
middle photos...staged photo-op...
bottom photos...
i ain't no wiggermac boy...i ain't no wiggermac boy...
By Anonymous, on 9:40 PM
I like Britney and I have high hopes for her. I know that she'll leave that gold-digging hubby of hers one day, get back in shape and make a new album. Then her and her babies will go on tour.
By Anonymous, on 11:12 PM
Everyone - SHE LOVES TO PLAY VICTIM
1. She cheated on Justin to be with K-Fed;
2. She lies about knowing that Shar and K-Fed were together, then has TWO, count 'em TWO, of his children.
3. Then she cries on national f**kn television to let everyone know she wants to be left alone.
No sympathy from me. None.
By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM
SP should have sunscreen on to the point where you can SEE it, as mother of a 1-yr old in PA I can't even imagine what the sun intensity is like in Florida!
As for the interview "There will be 100 more Oops'es?" When arent babies younger than 1 yr age held with BOTH hands? I fear for his life.. does no one else in the state of Cali?
By Anonymous, on 6:19 PM
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