Britney Spears Thinks It's Malibu's Fault

67 Comments:

  • I think Britney's baby is really the child of that runaway bride, Margaret Kane.

    By Dani, on 2:10 PM  

  • God damn that baby is ugly. I'm sorry, but he is. Poor kid is the product of two retards.

    By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM  

  • the fact that these two (i'm leaving the innocent baby out of it for now) worthless pieces of shit are on a private jet makes me wanna barf.

    By Anonymous, on 2:14 PM  

  • That kid looks at K-Fed like who the fuck are you? I bet he's always looking around for his "real" parents. The nanny.

    By Anonymous, on 2:14 PM  

  • lmao @ 2:14

    britney can move if she wants, one day, reality will be too much for her to take and she'll figure things out.

    i have to say it's incredible that a major publication can steal personal photos of you and print them!!! they really need to make a law to stop this, this is ridiculous. i am VERY upset looking at these pics thinking that famous people don't have ANY rights to privacy.

    That's not humane. That's bullshit. I hope she does move. The state of our celebrity obsessed country is ridiculous!!!

    By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM  

  • ^ They weren't stolen, you idiot. Britney planted those things.

    Why are Britney fans so retarded????

    By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM  

  • How can you spend $200,000 to fix-up a trailer? Do you really just buy 2 or 3 of them and just bolt them together?

    No offense to Kentwood, but I'd be passing a law barring airheads and wiggers about now if I were them. Sure, they may have to kick out a few current residents but at least the property values won't be going down.

    Oh, and as for moving in with or next door to the in-laws, WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE? Sorry, I forgot about whom we were speaking. Really, the only thing that would end this marriage faster than moving in with Mom is to move next door to a strip club. "Naw, honey, dose ain' no g-strings hangin' from mah teefus!"

    What the hell happened to Britney? Did her deal with the Devil expire?

    By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM  

  • Ok... I used to think Sean was cute,in a really fat, chubby baby sort of way. But he just looks downright scary in that last one... like a damn alien. Poor thing.

    By Chantelle, on 2:25 PM  

  • hope that plane doesn't hit and knock that carseat into little sean's skull..

    By Anonymous, on 2:26 PM  

  • For Christ's sake, I wish these whores would stop exploiting that poor, homely kid...

    By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM  

  • that poor kid--his face in that last pic scares the sh!t out of me!

    By pq, on 2:30 PM  

  • Oh, I think the little bugger looks adorable in the last picture.

    And Todd, right on about the "candid" shots.

    By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM  

  • Todd, you forgot to mention the cheque that was attached to those photos, the one for five grand made out to "Cash".

    By Vigilante, on 2:52 PM  

  • Look at Britney's feet in the last picture! She could dangle from tree limbs using those.

    By Anonymous, on 2:55 PM  

  • Is US Weekly the magazine that had a tag line on the front cover saying 'is Britney's marriage over . . . we hope so'. She was more concerned about which magazine had that on it's cover when she did that disaster of an interview with the sockless-wonder, Matt Lauer, so maybe she "slipped" them the pics. What is perplexing in this is why Britney thinks she's even remotely intelligent. She's not manipulating anyone here. Pathetic.

    By Anonymous, on 3:14 PM  

  • OMIGOD, those Brownie Earthquake things at Dairy Queen are like the finest things ever created.

    Oh yeah, and Britney is trash.

    By Oedipa Maas, on 3:22 PM  

  • 2:22 - Stop making me LOL, I never LOL, and I definitley NEVER write "LOL" and darn if you just didn't just make me LOL. Thanks a lot! :oP

    By Anonymous, on 3:27 PM  

  • well, Ke-fed said his kids would work for a living, who knew tater tot and little fries.. buck naked like the wife.. would be investing in his future move and singing career sales at this young age.

    By d mumsie, on 3:38 PM  

  • I concur with 3:27. That was a hilarious post. Will you marry me?

    Please tell me you really are the devil spawn/fetus of Todd and Jenny.

    By Gina, on 4:26 PM  

  • she is so full of shit, with fame comes attention deal with it, she should move back home maybe we wont have to hear about her anymore then

    By Anonymous, on 4:34 PM  

  • that fat bitch leaked those pictures so she can show everyone that her marriage is still going strong but im not stupid and i know a publicity stunt when i see one. shes moving to louisiana so when she gets divorced it doesnt become public knowledge and she can just pay k-fed to act like they're still a couple. and sean preston looks like hes gonna grow up to look like louie anderson.

    and when did britney buy a stroller???

    By prettyboy, on 4:38 PM  

  • What the hell happened to Britney? Did her deal with the Devil expire? June 29, 2006 2:22 PM

    Truer words have not been spoken my friend, truer words..

    By Anonymous, on 5:06 PM  

  • "sean preston looks like hes gonna grow up to look like louie anderson."


    ROTFL!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 5:07 PM  

  • She has full makeup and her hair is rolled?? Come ON. This is a plant, she looked like someone behind the counter of a Dairy Queen in Cut and Shoot in that Lauer interview, releasing these pics now is just damage control.

    "See, we look like a normal happy family" NOT buying it, it's past twelve and she's turned back into a pumpkin.

    By Anonymous, on 5:12 PM  

  • Take the song by OutKast called Roses, substitute "Caroline" for "Federline". You can leave the "she"s and "bitch"es in the lyrics, only makes the song sound better. So incredibly fitting, non?

    Thanks for the huge laugh, Mo!

    By Vigilante, on 5:37 PM  

  • A rotten pumpkin, I might add, anonymous 5:12 :)

    By Anonymous, on 5:39 PM  

  • Notice that the "leaked" pictures are trying to project this idiotic couple in a particular "happy family" way? Too late.
    Did anyone else notice in the interview that Britney kept using the quotation mark gesture for words that it made no sense to use those gestures with? What a "dumb" "beeoootch". Quote that Britney!
    LOL @ Louie Anderson!!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 5:43 PM  

  • Is it just me or does K-Fed looked like it's the first time he's seen the kid in the third picture. He has kind of this afraid-in-awe look. Or maybe it's just the coke.

    By Anonymous, on 5:50 PM  

  • You people ought to be ashamed of yourselves, blogging online while that child is still in the clutches of the devil. Look at the expression on his face in picture two. It's clearly a cry for help.

    I propose we band together and kidnap him. Who's with me?

    By Anonymous, on 6:01 PM  

  • I swear to god that kid is not wearing pants in 99% of the pics I have seen him in. How hard is it to put some pants on the baby???

    By Anonymous, on 6:12 PM  

  • Yeah, when I was pregnant and summer was coming on? Yeah. Lousisiana is JUST where I wanted my sweaty self to be. Yech.

    By Anonymous, on 6:30 PM  

  • Ok, to be fair, this is the best Brit has looked lately... if you discount those artistically painted images from the Bazaar. What's sad is that this is the best Brit has looked lately....which is to say she looks like a normal human being for a change.

    I call babies ugly all the time but you guys almost make me feel like a nice person. Sure the kid looks demonic but he can't help his poor gene pool.

    By Anonymous, on 6:50 PM  

  • BRITTANY,
    YOU ARE A MEDIA CREATION, A TALENTLESS BAFOON INFLATED BY MEDIA MOGULS TO LINE THEIR POCKETS. NOW THAT YOU ARE OF NO BENEFIT TO THEM, YOU ARE GOING TO BE FED TO THE SHARKS, THE PUBLIC, THE PEANUT GALLERY, PEOPLE LIKE ME WHO WILL REJOICE IN YOUR HUMILIATION, WHO WILL POKE FUN AT YOUR HICK WAYS, WHO WILL OPENLY MOCK YOUR VERY EXISTENCE AND LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR NEXT PUBLIC STUMBLE. YOU ARE A JOKE AND A LAUGHING STOCK YOU LITTLE WENCH AND I AM ENJOYING WATCHING YOU GET THE FIGURATIVE "TAR AND FEATHER" TREATMENT. I LAUGH AT YOU YOU SILLY BITCH!

    By Anonymous, on 7:20 PM  

  • I never leave a comment but I'm going to right now. I H A T E Britney and her trashy husband BUT leave the poor baby alone. I think he's ADORABLE. It's not his fault that his parents are complete idiots. When he gets older and he's a complete idiot too, then you can call him names...because with those two for parents I'm betting he's not gonna be the brightest crayon in the box...if you know what I'm sayin'

    By Anonymous, on 7:26 PM  

  • anon 7:20, I couldn't have said it better myself. Here, here!

    By Anonymous, on 7:31 PM  

  • Uh guys, the last pic of SPF is how babies look when they're getting excited and ready to laugh. He's as excited as Mawmaw looks when the cameras show up, except he doesn't have to hide it and pretend he's SOOO tired of having his tiny personal life invaded.

    Of course, unflattering pics are the least of his worries. Probably when he's old enough, he'll demand a DNA test on the off chance that he might not have F-Ked's DNA after all.

    In that first pic, he looks like he's thinking, "Who's this gross old guy? I don't remember him!"

    And Britney is an idiot (well DUH) for thinking that moving out of LA will solve her marital problems. The only difference is that Kevin the horndog will be doing inbred hicks instead of LA club gals, and he'll be doing them in old barns instead of hotel rooms.

    After all, he married her? Obviously he has no problem with inbred hicks with no judgement. Anyone better in Kentwood wouldn't touch him.

    By Anonymous, on 8:03 PM  

  • The kid looks like Chris Farley in the second pic.

    And Mo-ped, err K-fed, has a Flowbie-inspired haircut in the 3rd pic.

    I'm 28 and from Canada, live in Toronto, but spent my teenage years (14-19) in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, so nothing these hicks do surprises me.

    And, anon 2:22, they WELD the trailers together. ;)
    I had a bud in Louisiana whose family had some nice coin due to a successful sign and graphics company in Central, Louisiana. His father bought FOUR double-wides, had two walls taken out of each, and then the FOUR trailers were welded together. I shit you not. Those coonass Louisianans are some kind of different breed of person. I gayrownteee!

    Laissez les bon temps roulez, BritBrit!

    JJ

    By joejoe, on 8:17 PM  

  • Anyone thinking that moving, or losing weight, or changing their hair, etc. will think that's an answer to salvaging any relationship! The real problem is that k-Fed is the first person she felt safe with and of course, her parents weren't paying attention! And I'm not a parent, but a victim of this sort of negligence! Do we not have anythng better to do, like for instance, talk about why we are still at fucking war and our friends are dying everyday, because we don't have enough common sense to focus on that! Leave her alone and get a life, and on top of it all, I'm from Ohio mutha-fuckas

    By Anonymous, on 8:20 PM  

  • Try an anti-war blog, the New York Times, or Michael Moore's email address. This is a celebrity bashing blog. We post here to get some relief from all the world's shit. And I'm from Florida mutha-fucka!

    By Anonymous, on 8:43 PM  

  • I predict at least one suicide attempt in Britney's future. You heard it here, from coolpapaboze first.

    By coolpapaboze, on 9:08 PM  

  • 8:20, YOU are the one with no life if you come onto a celebrity blog and start whining about the war and squalling at people for making fun of celebrities.

    You're going out looking for trouble and to provoke people, so clearly you haven't got the slightest shred of a life. Go get one, okay?

    By Anonymous, on 9:08 PM  

  • Please people...no more making fun of the ugly baby. Karma is going to jump up and bite you if you continue to make fun of that hideous infant. Thank you.

    By Office, on 9:18 PM  

  • June 29, 2006 5:12 PM

    To be fair we see Brit walking around all the time with her rollers in, so at least now we know that she figured out your supposed to take them out. Good job Brit.

    By Anonymous, on 10:09 PM  

  • Please leave the baby alone. He is an innocent being. You guys bashing the poor kid are stupid and ignorant. The baby cant defend himself, and what has he done to you?

    By Anonymous, on 11:13 PM  

  • Those criticising the poor child are ignorant! Leave him alone!

    By Anonymous, on 11:14 PM  

  • The baby is innocent, leave him alone!

    By Anonymous, on 11:15 PM  

  • Wait a minute!

    Isn't this marriage the one that was perfectly fine and happy just *yesterday*??

    By Anonymous, on 12:06 AM  

  • As much as I hate Britney Spears, that baby is kinda cute. In a fat droopy cheeks kind of way. And by the way, does she ever put pants on that poor child. Hopefully she'll have enough money left to buy that kid therapy.

    By Anonymous, on 1:14 AM  

  • You know, the more we tell Britney what a piece of shit this wigger douche is and that she should get rid of him the more she'll want to keep him and make things work.

    If we really want her to drop him we should start talking about what a great husband and father he is and just such an all around nice guy (and a snappy dresser too!). She'll then drop him no time.

    Come on. You know how girls are. The 'nice guy' always gets burned.

    By mortimer duke, on 4:20 AM  

  • "No offense to Kentwood, but I'd be passing a law barring airheads and wiggers about now if I were them. Sure, they may have to kick out a few current residents but at least the property values won't be going down."
    I'm from Mississippi and I can tell you that Kentwood, Louisiana is home to white trash. It's just South of the MS state line and is a poverty-stricken area. Now there are many civilized areas in both states that I would defend with my life, but not Kentwood. It's the one area where stereotypes do exist as you see them on television (rednecks and coonasses). Britney and K-Fed fit right in, although there's no property value that they could possibly damage.

    By jeditemple, on 6:32 AM  

  • What an awesome tie dye shirt Britney is wearing on the airplane. I am pretty sure my kid sister had the same shirt back in middle school, back in the early 90's.

    By Anonymous, on 6:59 AM  

  • 4:20, that is why she is a blithering idiot. ;) More fool she if everything she does is a rebellion against the public.

    By Anonymous, on 7:04 AM  

  • i almost feel bad for britney, being as stupid as she is her upbringing must have been totally worthless.. on the other hand, no matter what your upbringing you should be smarter than her

    By Anonymous, on 9:45 AM  

  • That baby is too fat.

    By Anonymous, on 10:05 AM  

  • Why doesn't that poor baby ever have any pants on?

    By Anonymous, on 10:24 AM  

  • Those pictures are creepier than K-Fed in a suit. Wait....

    Pic 4: Who's the fattest of them all?

    By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM  

  • The last picture of Sean is the only one I've ever seen of him where he has any sort of expression on his face. He usually looks all listless and ill, at least he's showing some signs of maybe being not completey retarded. And the "don't be mean to babies" corner can shove it, that's not being mean. He's a product of K-Fed and Britney - the odds of retardism weight heavily in his favor.

    By Jess, on 11:39 AM  

  • I hope to god she is leaving Malibu. Before she came to Malibu it was chill laid back and hardly any papparazzi.

    Like the line from The Big Lebowski....Stay Outta Malibu, Britney! Keep your ugly f%&kin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community

    By Anonymous, on 4:37 PM  

  • Britney thought moving to Hawaii would save her marriage. How long did that last? Then renovate the Malibu mansion... now back to Louisiana. She needs a new husband, not a new home.

    By Anonymous, on 3:03 AM  

  • It's so disgusting that celebrities have money to burn. What's that saying? All the wrong people have money.

    Anyone who ever bought any of her CDs-- kill yourself NOW.

    By Anonymous, on 6:59 AM  

  • They are all tools
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDwBHWTGyFU&search=care%20bears

    By Anonymous, on 9:05 AM  

  • Sorry but picture #4, the kid looks positively retarded. This is the first time I've seen the kid fully clothed. It's probably the only time. Maybe she was pissed at the doctors because they told her she ought to put some clothing on the kid.

    By Anonymous, on 4:47 PM  

  • Wow she actually listened to my telepathic thoughts, however, I thought she was from Texas instead of Lousiaina, but still I think it's a wise choice, LA people are all bitches anyway....she needs some down time with her "family" as it were and stop showing up on TV with her eyelashes all falling out and her mini skirts bursting at the seams on TV, that's something we don't want to see, really....

    By Anonymous, on 6:39 PM  

  • Why do people care if we make fun of SP?! If he loses half his body fat, he may look decent when he gets older.

    He can't read and Britney blocks out the media, so it's really irrelevant to say don't make fun of that fat ass fugly baby tater tot.

    By Anonymous, on 10:51 PM  

  • lol @ Fat ass fugly baby tater tot.
    He can't read now, and he probably will never learn.

    By Anonymous, on 6:01 PM  

  • Of course Britney has to blame Malibu for her soon to be doomed marriage. She can't blame herself, she blames everyone and everything except herself. I wish her and Kevin a long marriage. We all know that the wigger will financially drain her out of all the money she has earned on his "career", and they will eventually have to live as what every other redneck from kentwood lives, in a trailer. No more jetsetting from CA to NY to LA to HI. Live it up Hick and Wigger, your days are coming.

    By Anonymous, on 6:59 AM  

  • You have to ask yourself, would Kevin really given Britney the time of day if she was earning the same income as lets say, Shar? What if Shar was the big star and Britney was the aspiring star, would the wigger really of left Shar? I think not. He is so transparent it sickens me. I hope Britney enjoys her charity case.

    By Anonymous, on 7:01 AM  

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