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Hilary Duff Couldn't Care Less

42 Comments:

CHOMPERS strikes again!!

By Anonymous, on 10:35 AM
The pictures where she's struggling to get her lips to close over those chompers are almost funnier.

By Anonymous, on 10:37 AM
I don't know much about fake teeth or anything, but can't she get those replaced with a smaller more flattering version of teeth? Or is she stuck with those huge things forever?

By mandy, on 10:48 AM
She's right and smart to keep her fanbase. Look what happened to Britney Spears when she took the role of a trailer trash former pop star that married young and had a bab- oh, wait. Nevermind.

By Anonymous, on 10:54 AM
Look at those teeth! Her whole face has changed. My god, she's dieted down to bone, sinew and molars!

By Anonymous, on 10:56 AM
A horse is a horse, of course, of course.

By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM
http://www.halloweencostumes4u.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000003/507.jpg

By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
The only good thing I can say about her is at least she changed her hair color from Hollywood Bimbo-Blonde to a more believable and flattering shade. But she'll re-bleach it of course for her Playboy spread in 10 years.

By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM
I have to agree with ol' Toothy McDuff as well.

By jeditemple, on 11:49 AM
"Look at me, and look at where he is - sorry!"

Um,he's at the New York Times, which is pretty impressive. Can't compare the two genius. My God, are we really this dense as a society that this person is a multi-millionaire?

By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
anon @ 12:03: I was thinking the same thing.

I'm not sure how to interpret that statement. Is she saying "Look at me and my millions vs. your measly journalist salary"? Or is she saying "Look at me. I'm a teen-flick actress who attracts teens to my movies. You're a journalist at a respected paper who's probably drawn to substantive films. So of course you're not going to like my work!"? Feh.

And to the person wanting to know if she could get her veneers resized, here's this from the ADA:

You should know that [getting veneers] is usually an irreversible process, because it's necessary to remove a small amount of enamel from your teeth to accommodate the shell.

By rm®, on 12:27 PM
OMG that costme photo made me skit soda all over my keyboard.

By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM
I have to agree with Todd on this one. I prefer Hilary saying "I'm a teeny bopper with teeny bopper fans. I'm not demanding an oscar, I'm happy, I'm loaded and I'm fabulous." ("and I have MASSIVE teeth")

OVER say J-Lo Hewitt and her "No one takes me seriously as an actress so no I won't get naked" or LiLo and her "I am the hardest working person I know" and Paris and her "My acting coach compared me to Charlize Theron" and well, just keep inserting names of shitty actresses who take themselves too seriously.

I think it's okay for her to call him out and defend herself (though I agree it isn't like the ny times is say the Fargo Sentinel...he's obviously no idiot). Movie critics always have the upper hand because they get the last word.

By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM
anon@12:40 - true, about movie critics having the upper hand, nonetheless she has purposely selected movie roles for strictly G-rated fans. Name one kid-friendly movie that can honestly boast having an Oscar-worthy role? They are simple movies for (children's) simple minds. That critic is picking on an easy target for the sake of self-importance or just plain bullying. Good for her, speaking up for herself. And her giant teeth (which, by they way, I believe she already had "done". Back in the Lizzie McGuire days, they were a baked-bean-gappy mess).

By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM
When she gets too old to do teen movies and can't get work doing anything except for looking like a horse, he will probably still have a job at the Times.

By Anonymous, on 1:12 PM
I like Hilary Duff waaay more now that she has undergone her post-Lizzie Maguire transformation into adulthood. She's right though and I'm actually kinda surprised that she has a backbone.

By Anonymous, on 1:13 PM
i don't get the costume link? did i open up a wrong page? i see a kid in a devils costume. what is funny about that? and what does it have to do with this?

By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM
Every time I click on the second photo I hear "Hello Wilbur". How'd you do that Todd?

Oh, wait, that's the voice in my head again. I'd better stop eating these brownies....

By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM
I am loathe to say this, but I actually agree with Ol' Chomper. Of course, this doesn't mean that I'm about to go out and rent any of her movies or listen to any of her music, but the girl has a point. I think she was referring to the fact that she's making movies for the teen demographic, whereas he's a NYT film critic and thus probably doesn't like her work.

By Anonymous, on 2:00 PM
Dear 1:15 anon,

try the link again (maybe you didn't copy the whole thing). it's not a devil. and you will know instantly if you got the right pic.

lof'nl

By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM
Good for Hilary; she comes across as a little more realistic about her career and focus than many.

I don't really get all the Huge teeth comments; given a choice, I would certainly rather have Hilary's teeth than (and I adore what I know about this beautiful woman) Nicole Kidman's.

By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM
Look at Lohan and her: "I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM NOT TAKEN SERIOUSLY AS AN ACTRESS! Haven't you seen my skanky ass all over the tabloids? Haven't you seen Herbie: Fully Loaded?
Duff makes more sense... at least she knows she's not worthy of much more than teenies.

Also, does anyone else think she has had work done on her face? I don't remember her having cheekbones?

By The One, on 2:31 PM
Hilary's veneers are retarded. She should sue her dentist for doing that to her.

And let's wait to make funny of Hilary's shitty acting skills until she tries to be a "real" actress and be in "real" movies. She'll try soon enough.

By Anonymous, on 2:40 PM
I wish both the Duffs would fall off the face of the Earth. I hate when Nickelodeon and Disney channel spoiled brats end up in on my movie theater's marquis.

By Anonymous, on 2:43 PM
She appears "Long in the tooth." No one wants to be referred to that way. Showing so much enamel makes her look like a grandmother. She doesn't have gum recession, but with show much enamel showing, she looks like she does.

By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
Dang them Choppers are like a train wreck, you can't stop staring!

By Brandi Love, on 3:09 PM
ew

By Anonymous, on 3:28 PM
Thems some bigassed teef.

By Anonymous, on 3:29 PM
Hopefully she'll encourage her fanbase NOT to follow her lead and eat something every once in awhile...

By Anonymous, on 3:52 PM
damn jaws has some big ass teeth. hell i didnt even know they were making a new movie

(someone whisperes in ear)

oh......so they're not making a new jaws movie.

(whisperes in ear again)

..oh so thats hilary duff..........nevermind.

By Anonymous, on 3:56 PM
oh chompers, how i've missed you and your billboard-sized teeth!

By Anonymous, on 4:51 PM
who dresses this idiot?

By Anonymous, on 5:04 PM
The New York Times. Ooh, I'm impressed.

Heavily biased shitrag like all the others except a little fancier and more full of itself. And people fall for it.

Pfff

By arthur ochs, on 5:15 PM
You go girl!

By Anonymous, on 5:44 PM
I'd let her try to not use her teeth on me...

By Anonymous, on 9:44 PM
Look at me, and look at where he is - sorry!"

Um,he's at the New York Times, which is pretty impressive. Can't compare the two genius. My God, are we really this dense as a society that this person is a multi-millionaire?

I think you are the dense one here. She is talking about there careers. He writes for the NY times which has a fan base of older and mature audience and she has a fan base of 13 year olds. That is what she means by look at where he is and where I am She is no where near his level and knows it. At least she isnt trying like lyndsay lohan.

By Anonymous, on 8:31 AM
I'm not sure how to interpret that statement. Is she saying "Look at me and my millions vs. your measly journalist salary"? Or is she saying "Look at me. I'm a teen-flick actress who attracts teens to my movies. You're a journalist at a respected paper who's probably drawn to substantive films. So of course you're not going to like my work!"? Feh.

Again b/c some people dont know how to read. When she speaks about where he is and where she is she is talking about there careers. Money has nothing to do with it. SHe has an audience of 13 year old KIDS. He has an audience that is much older and mature. What she means is that she isnt trying to reach people like him and people on his level. She is aware of who her fan base is and isnt going to try and be something she isnt. She knows she isnt ready to reach that level and isnt going to try so sorry back off her at least she isnt trying to be "mature" like lohan and failing!

By Anonymous, on 8:35 AM
It's I 'couldn't care less' not 'I could care less' you dumb whore!

You would think that with those chompers she would have eaten an english book at least once in her life.

By JoeStalin, on 2:21 PM
i've heard both ways: 'i couldn't care less' and 'i could care less'

they mean basically the same thing. i always though 'i could care less' didn't make sense, but it means you could care less, but you don't care enough to even do that.

By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM
She looks like a glob of shit!!!

By Anonymous, on 5:27 PM
She looks like a glob of shit!!!

By Anonymous, on 5:27 PM
At first I thought the title meant "I couldn't care less about how I look". Seriously, where are her stylists???

By Anonymous, on 5:39 PM