I cannot abide Jennifer Love Hewitt. I mean, why is she even semi-famous? She seems nice enuf. Boring. Mediocre talent. She should be hosting a day time talk show on local TV, or doing infomercials for face cream.
I'm sure once her TV show gets canned she'll change her mind again.
She's doomed to the B-list and unfortunately, that means sooner rather, than later, she'll be topless in something... Probably a low-budget indie flick and then a "tasteful" spread in Playboy to promote her indie flick.
That's why I gotta love ladies like Jenna Jameson (pic in subsequent post). Beautiful (discuss tattoos separately), gets naked all the time, AND does porn.
As much as I'd like to see her naked, I have to say I can't disagree with her regarding the issue. I know *I* wouldn't want to be seen naked by the unwashed masses....
When she says "I need something that's mine alone," what she really means is that she promised never show those magic puppies to anyone but me. So what if she's a B-list actress. She's still fairly top shelf trim.
she's a butter face. and that first pic is taken from such an unfortunate angle. Her leg looks absolutely huge! A better angle: move that leg over to the right. too easy!
She's a butter face. actually, she s more of a puncher face. And that first pic was taken from such an unfortunate angle and made her leg look absolutely huge! A better angle: move that leg over to the right... too easy!
I remember many years ago, when she did her first movies, she said she would never do any nude scenes. I stopped paying attention to her back then, and it doesn't seem like she's done anything worthwhile, either.
I don't know about y'all, but I'm pretty sure I can see a little bit of nipple thru her dress in that 3rd pic on the bottom... and yet she won't "pose nude" C'mon Love SHOW E'M ALREADY!!
Some people take nudity way too seriously. They're breasts. The world is not going to end because of full-frontal nudity. Hell, i've done that enough to know full well.
I need to convince the Make A Wish Foundation that I am a HUUUUGE fan of Party of Five, and my dying wish is to have Jennifer Love Hewitt and Lacey Chabert release a lesbo sex tape. Nothing makes a celebrity hotter than a leaked "sex tape" or a lesbian affair, so this will be a win-win for all of us. And just on the off-chance I do have cancer and don't know it, I hear than ejaculating releases cancer cells ... so I'm sure I'd be totally cancer free after about 5 minute of watching that.
"Father time has REALLY started to punch her lights out, hasn't he ? Take your top off JLH before it's too late !!!!!"
Hate to tell you, it already HAS taken it's toll. Have you seen what her chest is like without a bra? (But, much goes the same to all gals, gravity will eventually take it's toll).
These pictures are all too dark and she looks stoned out of her mind. These are not sexy. The hair, makeup, and clothing choices are just plain awful. Whoever thought these would help her career should be ashamed.
That dark mop on her head needs to be replaced. Seriously, WTF?!
I used to be such a fan of hers. She was number one on my top five, and I've stained many a sheet thinking of her bosomy body...but now? yeech. I think Father Time has indeed punched her face, then stuck an M-80 in her mouth and lit a fuse. Then poured barbeque sauce on her head and opened a box of fire ants on top of that. Like in that Itchy and Scratchy. Countdown to JLH's obscurity, three...two...one...
I need something that's mine alone. The rest of my life is in the public arena - stuff that happens to my family, what I've looked like for 120 years, my hair, weight gains and losses, dating - all that is shared."
Yes Jennifer, and none of us asked for the details or gave a fuck. Now please take your shit eating grin, long waist, wide ass, chunky thighs, and most importantly - lack of TALENT and get an office job! I'm sure some middle aged corporate exec would love to have as a secretary.
Gimme Jennifer Tilly anyday! Not only does she have a Great Rack, seems she's given up Acting for playing Poker! On the Poker Superstars III Tourney last nite even Antonio Esfandiari said "She could have Anyone, but she's going with Phil "Unabomber" Laak!" My kind of Chick indeed!
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dang....so beautiful....too bad her voice is annoying as hell.
By Anonymous, on 10:08 AM
"Mimes get more call backs than you." Best. Line. Ever.
By Sui Generis, on 10:14 AM
I cannot abide Jennifer Love Hewitt. I mean, why is she even semi-famous? She seems nice enuf. Boring. Mediocre talent. She should be hosting a day time talk show on local TV, or doing infomercials for face cream.
By Anonymous, on 10:18 AM
Her face is so not cute.
By Anonymous, on 10:19 AM
her head is shaped like an alien's. but her chest is shaped like my wildest dreams.
By Anonymous, on 10:19 AM
I thought she was pear shaped; why would Playboy want her to pose naked?
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
So she's not posing naked in anything... I respect your decision Jennifer. Honest.
I look forward to seeing you in all the "Garfield" sequels to come and all the future "Ghost Whisperer" conventions at my local Holiday Inn.
By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM
I'm sure once her TV show gets canned she'll change her mind again.
She's doomed to the B-list and unfortunately, that means sooner rather, than later, she'll be topless in something... Probably a low-budget indie flick and then a "tasteful" spread in Playboy to promote her indie flick.
By Anonymous, on 10:50 AM
That's why I gotta love ladies like Jenna Jameson (pic in subsequent post). Beautiful (discuss tattoos separately), gets naked all the time, AND does porn.
Wonder who has more $ in the bank?
By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM
"So she's not posing naked in anything... I respect your decision Jennifer. Honest."
fuck you, and fuck her. posing scantily and lingerie but not getting naked? this is like the very definition of being a worthless bitch.
By Anonymous, on 11:04 AM
I love how in the first picture, she has lines on her legs from the pillow in the second picture. That's some high class photography and editing.
By Anonymous, on 11:36 AM
I hate you God!!!
By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM
JLH is perfect, F the haters. Jealous bitches the lot of ya.
By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM
Her chest is as fucked up as Tori Spelling's. They must have the same surgeon.
By Loob, on 12:55 PM
As much as I'd like to see her naked, I have to say I can't disagree with her regarding the issue. I know *I* wouldn't want to be seen naked by the unwashed masses....
By Anonymous, on 12:59 PM
When she says "I need something that's mine alone," what she really means is that she promised never show those magic puppies to anyone but me. So what if she's a B-list actress. She's still fairly top shelf trim.
By Anonymous, on 1:30 PM
Lost on me.
By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
she's a butter face.
and that first pic is taken from such an unfortunate angle. Her leg looks absolutely huge!
A better angle: move that leg over to the right. too easy!
By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM
She's a butter face. actually, she
s more of a puncher face.
And that first pic was taken from such an unfortunate angle and made her leg look absolutely huge!
A better angle: move that leg over to the right... too easy!
By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
I remember many years ago, when she did her first movies, she said she would never do any nude scenes. I stopped paying attention to her back then, and it doesn't seem like she's done anything worthwhile, either.
By Anonymous, on 2:14 PM
maybe her tits are lopsided or she has really freaky nipples or somethin'. there's got to be a reason or she would definitely have stripped by now.
By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
I don't know about y'all, but I'm pretty sure I can see a little bit of nipple thru her dress in that 3rd pic on the bottom... and yet she won't "pose nude"
C'mon Love SHOW E'M ALREADY!!
By Anonymous, on 2:55 PM
she looks completely and utterly stoned in every picture.
which, don't get me wrong, is an improvement.
By Anonymous, on 3:14 PM
Those are some horrible pictures of her. Especially the first one.
By Anonymous, on 3:32 PM
She looks like a horse.
By Anonymous, on 3:37 PM
Some people take nudity way too seriously. They're breasts. The world is not going to end because of full-frontal nudity. Hell, i've done that enough to know full well.
By sam991, on 4:20 PM
I need to convince the Make A Wish Foundation that I am a HUUUUGE fan of Party of Five, and my dying wish is to have Jennifer Love Hewitt and Lacey Chabert release a lesbo sex tape. Nothing makes a celebrity hotter than a leaked "sex tape" or a lesbian affair, so this will be a win-win for all of us. And just on the off-chance I do have cancer and don't know it, I hear than ejaculating releases cancer cells ... so I'm sure I'd be totally cancer free after about 5 minute of watching that.
By Anonymous, on 4:52 PM
Father time has REALLY started to punch her lights out, hasn't he ? Take your top off JLH before it's too late !!!!!
By Anonymous, on 7:48 PM
Jenny, you're killing me! Just send me the pics...I won't show anyone. I promise!
By Anonymous, on 10:18 PM
"Father time has REALLY started to punch her lights out, hasn't he ? Take your top off JLH before it's too late !!!!!"
Hate to tell you, it already HAS taken it's toll. Have you seen what her chest is like without a bra? (But, much goes the same to all gals, gravity will eventually take it's toll).
By Anonymous, on 4:56 AM
These pictures are all too dark and she looks stoned out of her mind. These are not sexy. The hair, makeup, and clothing choices are just plain awful. Whoever thought these would help her career should be ashamed.
That dark mop on her head needs to be replaced. Seriously, WTF?!
By jeditemple, on 6:44 AM
Who?
By Anonymous, on 9:21 AM
Who?
By Anonymous, on 9:22 AM
She looks the tiniest bit like Famke Jensen (sp?) in a few of those pictures. Maybe it's just the blank stare. Ah well.
By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM
"She looks completely and utterly stoned in every picture."
Oh but didn't you know that's her "sexy" look? Look sexy now Jen. That the best you can do? Fine just bend over and spread 'em.
By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
I used to be such a fan of hers. She was number one on my top five, and I've stained many a sheet thinking of her bosomy body...but now? yeech. I think Father Time has indeed punched her face, then stuck an M-80 in her mouth and lit a fuse. Then poured barbeque sauce on her head and opened a box of fire ants on top of that. Like in that Itchy and Scratchy. Countdown to JLH's obscurity, three...two...one...
By Anonymous, on 3:38 PM
I need something that's mine alone. The rest of my life is in the public arena - stuff that happens to my family, what I've looked like for 120 years, my hair, weight gains and losses, dating - all that is shared."
Yes Jennifer, and none of us asked for the details or gave a fuck. Now please take your shit eating grin, long waist, wide ass, chunky thighs, and most importantly - lack of TALENT and get an office job! I'm sure some middle aged corporate exec would love to have as a secretary.
By Mackoroni, on 7:38 PM
YAWN...oh Jennifer Love Hewitt...YAWN!
By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM
Give her a couple years, when directors stop calling.
By Anonymous, on 9:14 AM
Halle Barry said the same thing!
Funny what you can get for 10 million bucks!
It's always the hottest ones that won't do it.
Then suddenly they're not that hot anymore & she'll have only Disney movies to do.
Move over Hillary Duff & Lindsay Lohan!
Hello Mary Poppin's!
By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
Gimme Jennifer Tilly anyday! Not only does she have a Great Rack, seems she's given up Acting for playing Poker! On the Poker Superstars III Tourney last nite even Antonio Esfandiari said "She could have Anyone, but she's going with Phil "Unabomber" Laak!" My kind of Chick indeed!
By Anonymous, on 2:52 PM
Prob sag bags any way. Ever since she was a teen she has worn mostly outfits with lots of lift, if not she is wearing a bra.
By Anonymous, on 6:43 PM
its ok I have a pretty good idea what that look like and really its not that big of a deal..
By Anonymous, on 9:38 PM
Man tha's an ugly ass toe!!
By Anonymous, on 12:26 AM
Is she going to get nakeit or what
By Anonymous, on 1:01 AM
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