when was the last time Stephen Dorff was in a movie? Actually who is Stephen Dorff? I think there was an annoying kid in my Freshman World Literature class named Stephen Dorff...he always smelled like spoiled milk... could be the same guy.
Ari Gold is the most badass character HBO has ever produced! I can't believe Piven didn't say, "let's hug it out bitch," after his string of expletives.
Love Entourage. Could give 2 chinchilla turdlets for either Piven or Dorff. What's more shocking to me about this story is that there was a line outside of the men's bathroom. It's usually us chicks that have to deal with that gallstone-inducing nightmare. Eh, well, you know what they say? Turnabout's fair play.
By the way, it bears mentioning: Piven's rug and/or hair club for men plugs make him look loads better than he does bald.
Looks like a bunch of BAD movies of late... including a TV MOVIE "Covert One: The Hades Factor" (that MUST be a #1 flick). He did feardotcom (sucked) and had that supporting part in one of the Blade movies.
Piven is typically, 2-faced, insincere, shit-talking asshole. He'll fuck your drunk sister and then convince you it was for her own good. I think he's talentless and there's a million like him. He's lucky Stephen Dorff didn't send him str8 down the Devil's Throat. If you don't recognize that reference, you are prolly spending your time watching shitty summer movies and lousy cable programming. Heh, of course security had to hide Piven in a bathroom, Dorff would have murdered him.
ok. this is really funny to me because about 10 years ago i was at a loft party in ny, and stephen dorff totally cut in front of me for the bathroom....so a few years later i was at a club in la, and he was there....in the bathroom line....and there he was again and i said "oh HELL no.....you are not doing that shit again", and i lunged for the door and left him in the dust......maybe he is a serial bathroom line budder.....who knows.
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when was the last time Stephen Dorff was in a movie? Actually who is Stephen Dorff? I think there was an annoying kid in my Freshman World Literature class named Stephen Dorff...he always smelled like spoiled milk... could be the same guy.
Jeremy Piven on the other hand is fucking cool.
By redkitten, on 10:14 AM
Ari Gold is the most badass character HBO has ever produced! I can't believe Piven didn't say, "let's hug it out bitch," after his string of expletives.
By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM
How does Jeremy Piven score someone like Vanessa Marcil? Oh yeah, the article said she was drunk.
By Anonymous, on 10:25 AM
Steve, 'the Dorff' Dorffman. He was in Fletch. The scene at the cops banquet where Fletch is waiting tables.
Sounds like Piven was in character. Can't wait for Sunday night!
By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM
Steve, 'the Dorff' Dorffman. He was in Fletch. The scene at the cops banquet where Fletch is waiting tables.
Sounds like Piven was in character. Can't wait for Sunday night!
By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM
Love Entourage. Could give 2 chinchilla turdlets for either Piven or Dorff. What's more shocking to me about this story is that there was a line outside of the men's bathroom. It's usually us chicks that have to deal with that gallstone-inducing nightmare. Eh, well, you know what they say? Turnabout's fair play.
By the way, it bears mentioning: Piven's rug and/or hair club for men plugs make him look loads better than he does bald.
By rm®, on 10:33 AM
I wanna be in the middle of a Piven/Dorff sandwich.
By Anonymous, on 6:27 PM
Piven and Kevin Dillon make Entourage watchable.
As for the "tiff," it sounds like two frat boys arguing over the sloppy seconds passed out on the pool table.
By Gonzo, on 7:12 PM
i've just diagnosed Lucy Pinder with a severe case of Butter Face. that is all.
By Anonymous, on 8:15 PM
They should parody this incident this season. It'd be funny to see Ari kick some B actor ass!
By Anonymous, on 8:49 PM
Here's his IMDB info.
Looks like a bunch of BAD movies of late... including a TV MOVIE "Covert One: The Hades Factor" (that MUST be a #1 flick). He did feardotcom (sucked) and had that supporting part in one of the Blade movies.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001151/
By Anonymous, on 8:57 PM
"Feardotcom" blew bigtime.
By jeditemple, on 10:39 PM
I have a friend in LA who knows Piven.. His real life personality is the exact opposite of his character Ari. He's quiet and unsincere.
By Anonymous, on 10:58 PM
I have a friend in LA who knows Piven.. His real life personality is the exact opposite of his character Ari. He's quiet and unsincere.
By Anonymous, on 10:58 PM
Stephen Dorff, vampire.... Blade.
By Anonymous, on 6:46 AM
could this have anything to do with the diss on Dorff from season 2? is steven holding a grudge? it has to be motivated by it in part.
By looj, on 7:39 AM
Huh, I didn't even notice Pinder had a face.
Oh, and Piven is awesome.
By Anonymous, on 8:19 AM
i have to say i think i agree with the lucy pinder butterface comment. shes not as bad some that ive seen, but deffintly is at least borderline.
By Anonymous, on 2:52 PM
Piven is typically, 2-faced, insincere, shit-talking asshole. He'll fuck your drunk sister and then convince you it was for her own good. I think he's talentless and there's a million like him. He's lucky Stephen Dorff didn't send him str8 down the Devil's Throat. If you don't recognize that reference, you are prolly spending your time watching shitty summer movies and lousy cable programming. Heh, of course security had to hide Piven in a bathroom, Dorff would have murdered him.
By fantomas, on 7:28 PM
Pinder a butterface? I was thinking the opposite. I think she has a better face than a body. She's kinda big w/big saggy boobs
By Anonymous, on 11:36 PM
ok. this is really funny to me because about 10 years ago i was at a loft party in ny, and stephen dorff totally cut in front of me for the bathroom....so a few years later i was at a club in la, and he was there....in the bathroom line....and there he was again and i said "oh HELL no.....you are not doing that shit again", and i lunged for the door and left him in the dust......maybe he is a serial bathroom line budder.....who knows.
By Anonymous, on 11:26 PM
Piven is really a classless loser. Hes like the z list celebrity version of a star f*cker - he is constantly acting like a d*ck just to get attention.
By Anonymous, on 12:53 AM
good match up
By The G Manifesto, on 4:28 PM
Dorff is and always has been one of the sexiest men in existence. Piven on the other hand is simply vile.
By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM
Dorff is and always has been one of the sexiest men in existence. Piven on the other hand is vile.
By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM
the last big thing stephen dorff made was a britney spears video. that doesn't speak for him
By Anonymous, on 11:01 PM
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