One this is for sure. She's bringing something back to Hollywood that been missing for a while...its called class.
I like the fact that she's classy. I'm getting over the stupid stutty type bitch that hollywood has been attracted too for the last few years.
Everyone like a stutty bitch. There fun to fuck for awhile. But, you can't bring that shit home to meet mom for the holiday's!!! Watch after a while the "slut" scene will die down across America. All the teen girls who watch Mtv and be like I want to be more like Jessica Alba. When last year they wanted to be Brittney. Wow. I love our country.
Lets make it happen. Bring some class back. For Real.
She used to be cute, now she's nothing but a bone bag like the rest of hollywood. she's basically one small step from Nicole Richie status. What a shame.
Considering male dolphins rape the females..........i dont think its the sort of thing you tell everybody, doesnt sound too pleassant to me! Silly woman!
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Wow even dolphins think shes sexy.
She really is hot..i cant wait to watch mtv's movie awards..too bads its not live! >:-(
By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM
I think she's a cutie pie too!
By Sthrnbptst, on 4:44 PM
Seriously.....those shiny pantyhose she's sporting are fucking TRAGIC!!! It's painful y'all....truly painful
By Anonymous, on 4:51 PM
Pfft. Gender means nothing. I'm female but I'd do her if I had a chance.
By Anonymous, on 5:50 PM
That means she lost her virginity to dolphins?
By Anonymous, on 6:41 PM
All the trainers had to do was flog the dolphin!
/ducks!
By Gonzo, on 7:07 PM
jessica alba is cute at best. she's not HOT. CUTE is not SEXY. next.
By Anonymous, on 8:20 PM
she is truly fucking beautiful.
By Anonymous, on 8:24 PM
"Jessics Alba molested by dolphins." It sounds like a spoof tabloid title, but it's not!
I guess we'll have to change the slang to "hung like a dolphin!"
By Anonymous, on 8:27 PM
One this is for sure. She's bringing something back to Hollywood that been missing for a while...its called class.
I like the fact that she's classy. I'm getting over the stupid stutty type bitch that hollywood has been attracted too for the last few years.
Everyone like a stutty bitch. There fun to fuck for awhile. But, you can't bring that shit home to meet mom for the holiday's!!! Watch after a while the "slut" scene will die down across America. All the teen girls who watch Mtv and be like I want to be more like Jessica Alba. When last year they wanted to be Brittney. Wow. I love our country.
Lets make it happen. Bring some class back. For Real.
By Anonymous, on 8:29 PM
8:29 -
Yeah, she's all class:
http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/image_pages/jacthru1.html
Um, no she's not.
By Anonymous, on 10:48 PM
She makes me sleepy.
Booooring...
And dumb as a fucking doorknob.
By john hilton, on 5:15 AM
Yeah I've read that male dolphins can find human sexual arousing , what's even more scary male dolphins find other male dolphins arousing as well lol.
By Anonymous, on 5:46 AM
Jessica Biel anyday, over Alba
By Anonymous, on 6:51 AM
She used to be cute, now she's nothing but a bone bag like the rest of hollywood. she's basically one small step from Nicole Richie status. What a shame.
By Anonymous, on 7:02 AM
classy!? ha.
hardly.
sorry, but a classy broad wouldn't ever talk about being poked by dolphin penises.
By Anonymous, on 7:13 AM
looks like lickhole ritchie to me fuckers
By drunkenstepfather, on 7:29 AM
She's right. She does make us horny.
By zach thomas and jason taylor, on 2:08 PM
Crazy horny dolphins.
Talk about animal attraction! =D
Damn lucky dolphins.
ps. I'm the guy who wrote "That means she lost her virginity to dolphins? "
note: none of my comments now and before are serious, except the lucky dolphin part.
By Anonymous, on 4:02 PM
Crazy horny dolphins.
Talk about animal attraction! =D
Damn lucky dolphins.
ps. I'm the guy who wrote "That means she lost her virginity to dolphins? "
note: none of my comments now and before are serious, except the lucky dolphin part.
By Anonymous, on 4:03 PM
She looks gross. Her face is okay, but in that first picture her body looks like Skeletor.
By Anonymous, on 7:01 PM
7:13, using the word "broad" shows that Alba (even talking about dolphin penises) is STILL classier.
What is class, sitting there with your ankles crossed and twittering about the weather?
By Anonymous, on 8:20 PM
She looks like every Hoochie Mama Mall Rat in America.
By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM
what a poor dolphin...
By Hovik, on 8:52 AM
She is stunning, but perhaps we shouldn't tell her that male dolphins do that all the time...
By fileg, on 10:05 PM
Considering male dolphins rape the females..........i dont think its the sort of thing you tell everybody, doesnt sound too pleassant to me! Silly woman!
By Anonymous, on 5:58 AM
well, dolphins will also try to hump sea turtles, so that's not saying much...
By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
She's not pretty at all. Almost kinda ugly. But she is sexy and her body is ok
By Anonymous, on 10:00 PM
She's not a good looking girl seriously...!
By Anonymous, on 10:01 PM
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