Just look at the way she grasps the lollipop stick.. gentle, but firm enough to show the lolli who's sucking who. And she's so close to extending that pinky out.. that shows she's classy, but is involved enough in the sucking that she doesn't give a damn.
Ohhh Jessica.. let me be your lolli. And then you can be my-.. um.. my.. my lady with her legs spread wide open begging for me to satisfy her every desire. That metaphor clear enough?
I guess it's because I am a woman but I don't see why men are so fascinated with Jessica Alba. I don't think she's all that pretty. I guess maybe she's pretty in the "girl-next-door" kinda way and she does have a nice smile.
10:02 - I agree with you. Of course I think she's pretty, but I don't think she's this goddess people have blown her up to be. And before anyone says it, I'm not jealous. I just think she's slightly overrated and really not much of an actress, either.
Jessica alba is NOT 'girl next door' Her face is stunning, shes a little bit exotic and has fantastic bone structure. I dont care if shes not all that as an actress, I think shes beautiful. she could be a total ass as a person and i'd still think she was stunningly good looking.
I will never, ever understand the people who say that you don't have a right to make a negative comment about someone's looks unless you look better yourself.
That's clearly some of the most retarded thinking possible.
Gauging someone else's beauty (or lack thereof) is a matter of opinion. Maybe in my opinion or my husband's opinion, I DO look better than Jessica Alba. It doesn't matter what your opinion of how I look is, because, by your logic, you would have to look better than me to say that I don't look as good as Jessica Alba.
So just stop with the stupidity already... you sound like a 12-year old with that type of reasoning.
I'm prettier than this girl. I know I am. But I'm not prettier than most of my girlfriends. I'm lucky to have a gorgeous group of friends who didn't even need plastic surgery to get that way. Jessica is really average. Really average. I live in a big city. If this girl wasn't famous and lived in my city, she'd be overlooked pretty much all the time. I see hotter chicks than her every day. I really don't see the ridiculous fascination with this girl.
She needs to gain about 15 lbs. She has the body of a preteen girl. I looked like her in 10th grade. She will always look "too young" to be "stunning". That is not the word i would use to describe her. She's pretty, not gorgeous or beautiful. Just plain pretty.
Anon 11:07-- I'm not saying I agree or disagree that Alba is pretty. But I disagree with the sentiment that you have to be more attractive than someone to declare that someone ugly. I could be the most masculine, pock-marked, buck-toothed ass face you've ever seen, and I'd still maintain that Sandra Bullock looks like a man.
"I'm lucky to have a gorgeous group of friends who didn't even need plastic surgery to get that way."
Yes, I too wish that I could have been so blessed with naturally attractive friends. Funny, honest, good-hearted friends? Fuck that. The true value lies in how they make me look on a Friday night out.
What's funny is all the people who think every person who calls this chick "average" is jealous or ugly. Those people who think Alba is above average need to either leave the house once in a while or move from whatever populated with ugly ass women town you live in. She's cute, but she isn't "stunning" by any stretch of the imagination. You'd know that if you got out more often.
Yawn. Yet another Latina who tries to look like the ideal blonde girl, but only ends up with a head full of orange/yellow hair. Natural brunette = pretty. Natural blonde = pretty. Orangey, fried hair = fugly.
The girl is clever. Sucking on a lollipop, which contains 5 calories, will satisy your sweettooth while you're starving yourself... I know all the tricks.
The girl is clever. Sucking on a lollipop, which contains about 5 calories, will satify her sweet-tooth while she's starving herself. I know all the tricks. (has anyone noticed how thin she's gotten?)
Lollipop-sucking is also good for sexy-image, which always sells.
This pic is totally staged. She engineered this. Knowing it will end up on some site, & all the men across the world wishing the lollipop was their dick.
Saying you're prettier than Jessica Alba doesn't necessarily mean you have a huge ego. It's not hard to be prettier than Alba. Many women are. I like self confidence in a woman. It's a turn on.
Well, I'm a guy and though I think Alba is a cute Latina I don't think she's the great beauty many seem to (and the body? meh. stick figure). I don't get the whole fascination either. There are many many Latina and other women that are far sexier and more beautiful than her in my opinion (Sofia Vergara, Monica Bellucci, etc). But I agree it's all a matter of taste: some people have it and others don't.
anon. suck my anon. just not cool enough to be a legit "blogger" and i am ever so cooll. and fucking hammered . fucking kradt diner does it everyt time
seriouslym you AASHOOLE, what does it mean to be anoynumous. fuck you. i icould post a fake progile if i wanted, dickshit. i am sure most people are overwhelimingly concerened with how they are perceived in the blogger world. you cum guzzler
"You call people posting here anonymously cowards yet you don't allow anonymous comments on your own blog. What are you afraid of?"
What are YOU afraid of? If *I* posted anonymously, then I'd have something to be afraid of, you brainless illiterate oafs (and the plural was deliberate because in additional to the more moronic anons, that goes for you too, Mr. Jones).
So she eats food like the rest of us mere mortals. I figured she just devoured the souls of orphans in order to live, or maybe that's just Republicans.
shes just practicing on that sucker to get ready to suck on my huge cock.isn't that right jessica.shhh...quit trying to with it in your mouth alright ms.alba.the sick thing about me is im only 14 people.
'Yawn. Yet another Latina who tries to look like the ideal blonde girl, but only ends up with a head full of orange/yellow hair. Natural brunette = pretty. Natural blonde = pretty. Orangey, fried hair = fugly.'
I agree with this statement. Jessica's trying too hard to be WHITE why an't she just leave her naturally brunette hair, I mean every other Latina actress express their nationality she doesn't do that, it's kind of degrading to her race. It's not just her though, its alot of people..like Beyonce....she has blond hair now too. But Jessica Alba CINDYlover whatever the heck...you're probably just a stuck up blonde..and I bet if you knew Jessica Alba was Latina you wouldn't LOVE her so much. You just think the airheaded blondes are pretty just like yourself. Blondes aren't that beautiful except for Charlize the South African girl. Jessica Simpson is not that hot either she has big hair with extensions and the worst cleft chin I've ever seen and Jessica Simpson IS NOT as hot as Jessica Alba. Jessica Alba's pretty but she's not a woman YOU KNOW Cindylover that she is not prettier than Angelina or Monica Belluci because they're woman and they don't have little girl looking faces. Jessica Alba also has this bump thing on her chin I've noticed, it's probably a mole, but she's just covering it up like she does her true identity!!
I have to to say, I don't see what all the Jessica Alba re;ated fuss is about either. She's pretty, but she's not drop-dead-gorgeous or anything.
And to the person who said we shouldn't be allowed to say such blasphemous things - it's called an opinion, we're all entitled to one, you know living in the free world and all that malarky.
"Jessica Alba's pretty but she's not a woman YOU KNOW Cindylover that she is not prettier than Angelina or Monica Belluci because they're woman and they don't have little girl looking faces."
What age is Jessica? she's 26, so she is a woman (and an extremely beautiful one at that!). She doesn't need anti-aging cream and stuff like that, not like Jolie and Bellucci will, REAL SOON!!.
Oh Jessica is better that Angelina Jolie, and in every way as well!. Jolie is one of the most over-rated talentless women I have ever seen. Jessica gets the attention because there is actually something there to like, which is more than Jolie has. Idiots attack Jessica for supposedly having "no acting talent". Yet Angelina Jolie has less acting talent, she isn't Nicole Kidman or even Charlize Theron, and she never will be either!. She only has bee stung lips and big boobs to her credit, which everyone that likes her fantasizes about in one way or another, NOTHING ELSE has she got that is worth thinking about. Where as Jessica has the looks and her acting is decent enough, even although she hasn't been in much as her career is really just starting to take off, so the bigger and better roles will come at some point in the future, no one starts at the top, NO ONE!. Most people learn and improve as time goes on. And Jessica is young and hot!. She has more time to improve her career and it is a better carrer than Jolie and Bellucci have ever had.
Those celebs who get more attention that the celebs certain people like will always be bad mouthed, jealousy is all it comes down to. All because their favourite isn't spoken about as much.
wow you guys are pretty stupid. I don't know how many arguments i've gotten in with my guy friends when i've given an opinion on a celebrities looks. Most celebrities, especialyl the ones hyped up in magazines like maxim, are photoshopped, have professional stylists, money up the wazoo, facilas and massages everyday, special diets for their skins, etc. I have seen MANY women more beautiful than jessica in my everyday life, and i know that if i had a trainer and the money, I could look better than her.
Just because we don't agree that she is a goddess doesnt mean we're blind or jealous. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. My boyfriend happens to think Lily Cole is absolutely gorgeous. I think she looks like a boy with freckles..but u know what? oh well..who cares. we all like different things.
I do however agree that hollywood hypes everything up and it angers me to a certain extent because men have this view of women and are never satisfied with the woman they have. Even though i know how good i can look, i cant look like that everyday, and if i did , i know my boyfriend would get sick of me.
I guess this is the sentiment that drives women to get boobs, lipo, nose jobs, hair dye
bottom line : Jessica Alba: Cute, Pretty, and i agree that on a regular day on a regular street without the fame, she wouldnt get nearly as many looks.
I agree jessica alba is very pretty but not exactly gorgeous. I can say this because I am better looking than her. Want proof? E-mail me whiteponylove@yahoo.com
I AGREE. JESSICA ALBA IS NICE LOOKING, BUT NOT THE GODDESS PEOPLE MAKE HER OUT TO BE. I, MYSELF, CAN SAY THIS BECAUSE I'M BETTER LOOKING THAN HER. DON'T BELIEVE ME? EMAIL ME WHITEPONYLOVE@YAHOO.COM
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And the race is on to see who will be the first to photochop the pic and insert their own penis in Jessica's mouth!!!
Good luck to all you perverts out there!
By Anonymous, on 9:49 AM
hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot
Just look at the way she grasps the lollipop stick.. gentle, but firm enough to show the lolli who's sucking who. And she's so close to extending that pinky out.. that shows she's classy, but is involved enough in the sucking that she doesn't give a damn.
Ohhh Jessica.. let me be your lolli. And then you can be my-.. um.. my.. my lady with her legs spread wide open begging for me to satisfy her every desire. That metaphor clear enough?
By Anonymous, on 9:54 AM
I guess it's because I am a woman but I don't see why men are so fascinated with Jessica Alba. I don't think she's all that pretty. I guess maybe she's pretty in the "girl-next-door" kinda way and she does have a nice smile.
By Anonymous, on 10:02 AM
That "Bill" movie must be about Bill Clinton, and she's warming up to play the part of Monica.
**and he leaves room on a high note a la Costanza**
By Anonymous, on 10:05 AM
10:02 - I agree with you. Of course I think she's pretty, but I don't think she's this goddess people have blown her up to be. And before anyone says it, I'm not jealous. I just think she's slightly overrated and really not much of an actress, either.
By Anonymous, on 10:08 AM
jessica isnt that pretty? are you crazy. i am a girl (like you) and i think she is gorgeous. plus she has a nice ass.
i dont think you should be saying she isnt "all that pretty" unless you are better looking yourself which i highly doubt you are.
By Anonymous, on 10:09 AM
mmm...i like the way she sucks
By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
i think it's pretty delusional of her to think that most people don't want to see her naked or sucking on a lollipop...touche!
By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
Jessica alba is NOT 'girl next door'
Her face is stunning, shes a little bit exotic and has fantastic bone structure. I dont care if shes not all that as an actress, I think shes beautiful. she could be a total ass as a person and i'd still think she was stunningly good looking.
By Anonymous, on 11:35 AM
anonymous 10:02 - I wanna live in your neighborhood. When is the next block party?
By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM
that dude she dates, that no one seems to know what he does for a living,.... he's gotta be down on his knees praising god...
By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM
Dear Lord...we just measured the power of that suction and it's off the chart! Just look at her cheeks, man!
The sheer force that she's exerting in that suck is so strong that nothing can escape it. Not even light.
By jeditemple, on 12:06 PM
You can see Jessica Alba-pretty in any mall in America.
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
I will never, ever understand the people who say that you don't have a right to make a negative comment about someone's looks unless you look better yourself.
That's clearly some of the most retarded thinking possible.
Gauging someone else's beauty (or lack thereof) is a matter of opinion. Maybe in my opinion or my husband's opinion, I DO look better than Jessica Alba. It doesn't matter what your opinion of how I look is, because, by your logic, you would have to look better than me to say that I don't look as good as Jessica Alba.
So just stop with the stupidity already... you sound like a 12-year old with that type of reasoning.
By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM
*claps for anon 12:23*
I'm prettier than this girl. I know I am. But I'm not prettier than most of my girlfriends. I'm lucky to have a gorgeous group of friends who didn't even need plastic surgery to get that way. Jessica is really average. Really average. I live in a big city. If this girl wasn't famous and lived in my city, she'd be overlooked pretty much all the time. I see hotter chicks than her every day. I really don't see the ridiculous fascination with this girl.
By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
"I'm prettier than this girl. I know I am."
We've only got your word for that, dearie. You may well be gorgeous, but Jessica Alba definitely is. Pictures, or shut up.
By Cindylover1969, on 1:12 PM
i admit she isn't extraordinarily attractive, i have seen a lot more beautiful girls in my city. but she does have a great ass.
By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM
She needs to gain about 15 lbs. She has the body of a preteen girl. I looked like her in 10th grade. She will always look "too young" to be "stunning". That is not the word i would use to describe her. She's pretty, not gorgeous or beautiful. Just plain pretty.
By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM
Anon 11:07-- I'm not saying I agree or disagree that Alba is pretty. But I disagree with the sentiment that you have to be more attractive than someone to declare that someone ugly. I could be the most masculine, pock-marked, buck-toothed ass face you've ever seen, and I'd still maintain that Sandra Bullock looks like a man.
By Oedipa Maas, on 1:42 PM
"I'm lucky to have a gorgeous group of friends who didn't even need plastic surgery to get that way."
Yes, I too wish that I could have been so blessed with naturally attractive friends. Funny, honest, good-hearted friends? Fuck that. The true value lies in how they make me look on a Friday night out.
By Oedipa Maas, on 1:44 PM
Oh shit! Now you've got me masturbating just thinking about all of the "hot chicks" that are posting these comments!!!
Stop, please, before I kill myself!
By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
What's funny is all the people who think every person who calls this chick "average" is jealous or ugly. Those people who think Alba is above average need to either leave the house once in a while or move from whatever populated with ugly ass women town you live in. She's cute, but she isn't "stunning" by any stretch of the imagination. You'd know that if you got out more often.
By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM
Yawn. Yet another Latina who tries to look like the ideal blonde girl, but only ends up with a head full of orange/yellow hair. Natural brunette = pretty. Natural blonde = pretty. Orangey, fried hair = fugly.
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
The girl is clever. Sucking on a lollipop, which contains 5 calories, will satisy your sweettooth while you're starving yourself... I know all the tricks.
Also good for sex-image, which always sells.
By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM
The girl is clever. Sucking on a lollipop, which contains about 5 calories, will satify her sweet-tooth while she's starving herself. I know all the tricks.
(has anyone noticed how thin she's gotten?)
Lollipop-sucking is also good for sexy-image, which always sells.
By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM
nothing like hyper-extended elbows...
By Anonymous, on 2:40 PM
This pic is totally staged. She engineered this. Knowing it will end up on some site, & all the men across the world wishing the lollipop was their dick.
By Anonymous, on 2:49 PM
"I'm prettier than this girl. I know I am."
i bet you must be pretty popular too with an ego like that.
anyway, i like jessica alba, although she isn't exactly stunning, she is definitely HOT.
By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM
Saying you're prettier than Jessica Alba doesn't necessarily mean you have a huge ego. It's not hard to be prettier than Alba. Many women are. I like self confidence in a woman. It's a turn on.
By Anonymous, on 2:55 PM
Well, my photoshop pic is ready. Where do I post it?
By Anonymous, on 3:56 PM
Well, my photoshop pic is ready. Where do I post it?
By anonymous?, on 3:57 PM
She's very pretty. Perfect teeth too.
By Anonymous, on 4:18 PM
she looked so much cuter about 10 pounds ago.
By Anonymous, on 4:41 PM
put it on photobucket & post the link here.
By Anonymous, on 6:19 PM
too bad her tits are fake
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/006602.html#6602
By Anonymous, on 6:58 PM
jeditemple - are you saying K-fed lives in her mouth?
By boris nicolaevich, on 7:10 PM
Well, I'm a guy and though I think Alba is a cute Latina I don't think she's the great beauty many seem to (and the body? meh. stick figure). I don't get the whole fascination either. There are many many Latina and other women that are far sexier and more beautiful than her in my opinion (Sofia Vergara, Monica Bellucci, etc). But I agree it's all a matter of taste: some people have it and others don't.
;)
By l.l. bowen-jones, on 7:26 PM
Mr. Jones, you are a sad, sad, sad, sad person. And no amount of winky icons will change that.
By Cindylover1969, on 10:16 PM
Oh, and all these "anonymous" people are cowards, pure and simple.
By Cindylover1969, on 10:17 PM
anon.
suck my anon.
just not cool enough to be a legit "blogger"
and i am ever so cooll. and fucking hammered . fucking kradt diner does it everyt time
By Anonymous, on 2:37 AM
seriouslym you AASHOOLE, what does it mean to be anoynumous. fuck you. i icould post a fake progile if i wanted, dickshit. i am sure most people are overwhelimingly concerened with how they are perceived in the blogger world. you cum guzzler
By Anonymous, on 2:41 AM
cindylover -
You call people posting here anonymously cowards yet you don't allow anonymous comments on your own blog. What are you afraid of?
Coward yourself.
And a hypocrite too.
By the bs police, on 6:04 AM
Dear oh dear, cinylover. Looks like you're the saddest twat of them all.
By l.l. bowen-jones, on 1:21 PM
"You call people posting here anonymously cowards yet you don't allow anonymous comments on your own blog. What are you afraid of?"
What are YOU afraid of? If *I* posted anonymously, then I'd have something to be afraid of, you brainless illiterate oafs (and the plural was deliberate because in additional to the more moronic anons, that goes for you too, Mr. Jones).
By Cindylover1969, on 10:14 PM
And a hypocrite too.
I fail to see how not allowing anonymous comments and not posting anonymously myself constitutes being a hypocrite. Idiot.
By Cindylover1969, on 10:16 PM
cindylover -
Pfff. You're a moron if you can't understand how not letting people comment anonymously on your blog means you're the coward.
You're even more of a moron if you can't understand how calling others cowards when you are one yourself is hypocritical.
You are a coward and a hypocrite, and an idiot to boot.
By the bs police, on 2:36 PM
So she eats food like the rest of us mere mortals. I figured she just devoured the souls of orphans in order to live, or maybe that's just Republicans.
By Anonymous, on 6:31 PM
ladies, ladies, ladies
if you think you're hotter than jessica alba, just get famous and then millions of men will jerk off to you as well.
By Anonymous, on 9:46 PM
She looks like a retard trying to be sexy in those last pics! Not natural at all!
By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM
shes just practicing on that sucker to get ready to suck on my huge cock.isn't that right jessica.shhh...quit trying to with it in your mouth alright ms.alba.the sick thing about me is im only 14 people.
By Anonymous, on 5:53 PM
'Yawn. Yet another Latina who tries to look like the ideal blonde girl, but only ends up with a head full of orange/yellow hair. Natural brunette = pretty. Natural blonde = pretty. Orangey, fried hair = fugly.'
I agree with this statement. Jessica's trying too hard to be WHITE why an't she just leave her naturally brunette hair, I mean every other Latina actress express their nationality she doesn't do that, it's kind of degrading to her race. It's not just her though, its alot of people..like Beyonce....she has blond hair now too.
But Jessica Alba CINDYlover whatever the heck...you're probably just a stuck up blonde..and I bet if you knew Jessica Alba was Latina you wouldn't LOVE her so much. You just think the airheaded blondes are pretty just like yourself. Blondes aren't that beautiful except for Charlize the South African girl. Jessica Simpson is not that hot either she has big hair with extensions and the worst cleft chin I've ever seen and Jessica Simpson IS NOT as hot as Jessica Alba. Jessica Alba's pretty but she's not a woman YOU KNOW Cindylover that she is not prettier than Angelina or Monica Belluci because they're woman and they don't have little girl looking faces. Jessica Alba also has this bump thing on her chin I've noticed, it's probably a mole, but she's just covering it up like she does her true identity!!
By Anonymous, on 3:32 PM
She is pretty, but her cheeks look weird. xD
By Anonymous, on 11:18 PM
I have to to say, I don't see what all the Jessica Alba re;ated fuss is about either. She's pretty, but she's not drop-dead-gorgeous or anything.
And to the person who said we shouldn't be allowed to say such blasphemous things - it's called an opinion, we're all entitled to one, you know living in the free world and all that malarky.
By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
Anonymous said...
"Jessica Alba's pretty but she's not a woman YOU KNOW Cindylover that she is not prettier than Angelina or Monica Belluci because they're woman and they don't have little girl looking faces."
What age is Jessica? she's 26, so she is a woman (and an extremely beautiful one at that!). She doesn't need anti-aging cream and stuff like that, not like Jolie and Bellucci will, REAL SOON!!.
Oh Jessica is better that Angelina Jolie, and in every way as well!. Jolie is one of the most over-rated talentless women I have ever seen. Jessica gets the attention because there is actually something there to like, which is more than Jolie has. Idiots attack Jessica for supposedly having "no acting talent". Yet Angelina Jolie has less acting talent, she isn't Nicole Kidman or even Charlize Theron, and she never will be either!. She only has bee stung lips and big boobs to her credit, which everyone that likes her fantasizes about in one way or another, NOTHING ELSE has she got that is worth thinking about. Where as Jessica has the looks and her acting is decent enough, even although she hasn't been in much as her career is really just starting to take off, so the bigger and better roles will come at some point in the future, no one starts at the top, NO ONE!. Most people learn and improve as time goes on. And Jessica is young and hot!. She has more time to improve her career and it is a better carrer than Jolie and Bellucci have ever had.
Those celebs who get more attention that the celebs certain people like will always be bad mouthed, jealousy is all it comes down to. All because their favourite isn't spoken about as much.
Too bad!.
By Far Cry, on 7:05 AM
wow you guys are pretty stupid. I don't know how many arguments i've gotten in with my guy friends when i've given an opinion on a celebrities looks. Most celebrities, especialyl the ones hyped up in magazines like maxim, are photoshopped, have professional stylists, money up the wazoo, facilas and massages everyday, special diets for their skins, etc. I have seen MANY women more beautiful than jessica in my everyday life, and i know that if i had a trainer and the money, I could look better than her.
Just because we don't agree that she is a goddess doesnt mean we're blind or jealous. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. My boyfriend happens to think Lily Cole is absolutely gorgeous. I think she looks like a boy with freckles..but u know what? oh well..who cares. we all like different things.
I do however agree that hollywood hypes everything up and it angers me to a certain extent because men have this view of women and are never satisfied with the woman they have. Even though i know how good i can look, i cant look like that everyday, and if i did , i know my boyfriend would get sick of me.
I guess this is the sentiment that drives women to get boobs, lipo, nose jobs, hair dye
bottom line : Jessica Alba: Cute, Pretty, and i agree that on a regular day on a regular street without the fame, she wouldnt get nearly as many looks.
-PEACE
By Marilou, on 1:30 PM
I agree jessica alba is very pretty but not exactly gorgeous. I can say this because I am better looking than her. Want proof? E-mail me whiteponylove@yahoo.com
By Anonymous, on 4:59 PM
I AGREE. JESSICA ALBA IS NICE LOOKING, BUT NOT THE GODDESS PEOPLE MAKE HER OUT TO BE. I, MYSELF, CAN SAY THIS BECAUSE I'M BETTER LOOKING THAN HER. DON'T BELIEVE ME? EMAIL ME WHITEPONYLOVE@YAHOO.COM
By Anonymous, on 5:02 PM
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