Yes, I would trade Jessica for Joyce any day! That's what I call a trade up!! Who wants a muscle chick that can beat the crap out of ya? If I wanted that, I'd be hanging with Adriana Lima.
Dude, those arms a just a bit too meaty. Keep the sperms away from that one or she'll bloat up bigger than Britney after her 4th kid and 8th bag of Cheetos.
My college roommate was built EXACTLY like Jessica and was also OCD about working out. And while I'm sure some men like their women wimpy and frail...my roomie was never at a loss for a date.
Suffice it to say, my roommate was the anti-lesbian.
What type of man was attracted to the buff girl you ask? Fit guys, confident guys, hot guys and ironically some really smart bookworm types. The type of man that never hit on her? Hippies, techno-nerds, guys with "small man" complexes. It's all in the eye of the beholder, kids.
In other words, Jessica may or may not be gay. But to jump from "buff girl" to gay is idiotic.
The guy in the first two photos looks like he just dropped dead right then and there. If I came across her Championship Ass in public, I might get faint as well. And then I'd wake up minutes later and be forced to fan myself like a southern belle. And I'd be wearing a corset. Which would be quite strange.
Pfff. She's beautiful and has a hot and healthy body to boot (i.e. not deathly thin).
Proof of this obvious fact (as if further proof were needed) are all the negative comments made about her. It's always the truly pretty ones other girls dislike. You know, the same way guys diss the guys that all the girls like.
Unlike most celbrities her age she isn't out partying all the time and she takes care of herself. She isn't thin because she starves herself (Richie/Hilton/Lohan/Olsen/the list goes on and on), but because she keeps in shape and doesn't seem to be trashing her body with late nights drinking and doing drugs at clubs until dawn.
The woman is beautiful, ain't nothin' else that can be said!
Maybe it's just me, but I seriously don't get the whole Jessica Biel thing. What is so hot about this girl? Admittedly, she has a nice body. But the face just doesn't do it for me. Somebody explain!
Nothing feminine about her anymore? What are you smoking, anon 1:21? The woman is in amazing shape. Maybe if you don't like in shape women, you can go wank off to some Star Jones pics or something. Not my feminine my ass. Or actually, her ass. I'll take that over a curvy flab fest like Britney anyday and twice on Sunday.
No kidding, really? That face is absolutely perfect!
And god ... no even one mentioned her skin yet! What PERFECT flawless skin, and she's not one of those damn tanning-bed tannies. Good for her!
Come to think of it I should hate her too then? I want that skin, and that face! Hmmm .. maybe now that Britney's deal with the devil is up, I can get in on that deal?
I am going to tack these photos up on my wall as my inspiration. I have a similar body type as her, and would love to get to her level of strength, and leanness. Who says she isn't feminine? She is a lioness in these photos. Only gay men who idolize boy shapes like Nicole Richie wouldn't agree.
Oh, and p.s. This girl is my soul sister because she too has adopted a mutt (by the looks of it, anyway). It is so gratifying to turn a shelter dog into a wonderful friend and pet... it shows that she has a great heart as well! I was never really a fan of hers...but now, I'm sold.
I agree, she looks terrific. She has good muscle tone, she's obviously got energy, she is just glowing with health. I guess the poster who thought she looks butch thinks that strong = masculine, frail and bony = feminine. Also, I can't think of any men who can pull off a teal tank top with a girly pring on it and not look gay. I think she is plenty feminine.
Jessica is incredibly hot... she has an amazing body, it's not butch at all, it's toned and healthy and very drool-worthy, and she can even look incredibly attractive while grunting and lifting weights and doing squats... and everyone knows that most people have a supremely unattractive physical strain face.
I'm a (straight) girl and these pics make me wanna go down on her like a lead balloon on gravity day.
We all understand that looks or more specifically in this case "sexiness" are subjective... but she just doesn't have any real sex appeal for most people either...half a dozen other celebrities or actresses ooze sex appeal that she doesn't and we all know it, whether you like them or not.....would most straight males say she was hot?...yea...but show them a list from Askmen or Maxim or FHM and I bet she'd come way,way down their list in comparison....
It isn't just the obvious sexiness that makes her attractive, it's the fact that she is one of very few female celebrities who don't follow the stick-thin rules of stardom. That she doesn't succumb to all of Hollywood's peer pressure shows independance and determination, which is both attractive and sexy.
I think Jessica can be, at times, gorgeous. Overall, she has a great body and she keeps in shape obviously, but her arms I'm sorry to say just bother me a tad. There's a difference between bulking up and being toned and in the arms area - she's crossing the former rather than the latter. I think she's a very beautiful woman. I also wouldn't wanna get into a fight with her, but rather have her on my side. So I guess there is a plus to having some guns.
^ eh you're just hating! You know Jessica looks good and she looks quite athletic and healthy definately not anorexic. She inspires me to keep working out. Look at her thick sexy legs and muscular tone!
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You could bounce a quarter off that ass. She's delicious.
By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
Yes, I would trade Jessica for Joyce any day! That's what I call a trade up!! Who wants a muscle chick that can beat the crap out of ya? If I wanted that, I'd be hanging with Adriana Lima.
By Maury Povich, on 12:55 PM
I want to do a contest to determine what that guy lying on the ground in Pic 1 and 2 said to her.
"Tie the dog to that tree. I want to bounce a quarter ...and perhaps my sack... off of that fine ass."
"Nice legs, bitch. You too Jessie."
"I've fallen, and I can't get up."
By CK1, on 12:56 PM
Downgrade!
Jessica probably dumped his ass.
By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM
Dude, those arms a just a bit too meaty. Keep the sperms away from that one or she'll bloat up bigger than Britney after her 4th kid and 8th bag of Cheetos.
By Anonymous, on 1:01 PM
I think she looks good. Not the usual skinny-because-I-don't eat unhealthy celeb...
Anyway, isn't it possible she's bulking up for a movie part?
By Oedipa Maas, on 1:08 PM
she´s wonderful...
By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM
I don't knnow... her butch-ness is starting to scare me. I've been sensing lesbian on this one for a while, but kept my mouth shut with the boyfriend.
Her recent transformation into a man-woman and the break-up are beginning to confirm my suspicions.
There is absolutely nothing feminine about her anymore.
By Anonymous, on 1:21 PM
My college roommate was built EXACTLY like Jessica and was also OCD about working out. And while I'm sure some men like their women wimpy and frail...my roomie was never at a loss for a date.
Suffice it to say, my roommate was the anti-lesbian.
What type of man was attracted to the buff girl you ask? Fit guys, confident guys, hot guys and ironically some really smart bookworm types. The type of man that never hit on her? Hippies, techno-nerds, guys with "small man" complexes. It's all in the eye of the beholder, kids.
In other words, Jessica may or may not be gay. But to jump from "buff girl" to gay is idiotic.
By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM
The guy in the first two photos looks like he just dropped dead right then and there. If I came across her Championship Ass in public, I might get faint as well. And then I'd wake up minutes later and be forced to fan myself like a southern belle. And I'd be wearing a corset. Which would be quite strange.
By Monkey, on 1:40 PM
Now that's a Championship Ass, everyone.
By Monkey, on 1:41 PM
Pfff. She's beautiful and has a hot and healthy body to boot (i.e. not deathly thin).
Proof of this obvious fact (as if further proof were needed) are all the negative comments made about her. It's always the truly pretty ones other girls dislike. You know, the same way guys diss the guys that all the girls like.
Cracks me up.
By big time, on 1:46 PM
"There is absolutely nothing feminine about her anymore."
Well, maybe, except for the gorgeous face, perfect ass, and huge cans. But other than that, yeah...
By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM
Gorgeous !!! B_E_A_utiful !!!
By Anonymous, on 2:17 PM
Gorgeous !!! B_E_A_utiful !!!
By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM
Unlike most celbrities her age she isn't out partying all the time and she takes care of herself. She isn't thin because she starves herself (Richie/Hilton/Lohan/Olsen/the list goes on and on), but because she keeps in shape and doesn't seem to be trashing her body with late nights drinking and doing drugs at clubs until dawn.
The woman is beautiful, ain't nothin' else that can be said!
By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM
As in insane fitness freak, i have to say that if you aren't even a little turned on by those pictures, you probably weigh 400lbs.
By sam991, on 3:08 PM
Maybe it's just me, but I seriously don't get the whole Jessica Biel thing. What is so hot about this girl? Admittedly, she has a nice body. But the face just doesn't do it for me. Somebody explain!
By Anonymous, on 5:29 PM
damn, her arms and thighs are fit
By Anonymous, on 6:04 PM
Nothing feminine about her anymore? What are you smoking, anon 1:21? The woman is in amazing shape. Maybe if you don't like in shape women, you can go wank off to some Star Jones pics or something. Not my feminine my ass. Or actually, her ass. I'll take that over a curvy flab fest like Britney anyday and twice on Sunday.
By Anonymous, on 6:50 PM
"But the face just doesn't do it for me". huh?
No kidding, really? That face is absolutely perfect!
And god ... no even one mentioned her skin yet! What PERFECT flawless skin, and she's not one of those damn tanning-bed tannies. Good for her!
Come to think of it I should hate her too then? I want that skin, and that face! Hmmm .. maybe now that Britney's deal with the devil is up, I can get in on that deal?
By Anonymous, on 7:06 PM
This is probably the best-commented post I've ever read.
Yays for Todd's penis!!
By Gina, on 7:49 PM
I am going to tack these photos up on my wall as my inspiration. I have a similar body type as her, and would love to get to her level of strength, and leanness. Who says she isn't feminine? She is a lioness in these photos. Only gay men who idolize boy shapes like Nicole Richie wouldn't agree.
What an ass!
By Anonymous, on 9:00 PM
Oh, and p.s. This girl is my soul sister because she too has adopted a mutt (by the looks of it, anyway). It is so gratifying to turn a shelter dog into a wonderful friend and pet... it shows that she has a great heart as well! I was never really a fan of hers...but now, I'm sold.
By Anonymous, on 9:02 PM
I weigh 400lbs and think she's smoking! I would love to bang on that.
And anon@9pm, the offer goes for you as well! Anytime you want it, I've got it!!
By Anonymous, on 7:53 AM
I agree, she looks terrific. She has good muscle tone, she's obviously got energy, she is just glowing with health. I guess the poster who thought she looks butch thinks that strong = masculine, frail and bony = feminine. Also, I can't think of any men who can pull off a teal tank top with a girly pring on it and not look gay. I think she is plenty feminine.
By Anonymous, on 9:10 AM
Jessica is incredibly hot... she has an amazing body, it's not butch at all, it's toned and healthy and very drool-worthy, and she can even look incredibly attractive while grunting and lifting weights and doing squats... and everyone knows that most people have a supremely unattractive physical strain face.
I'm a (straight) girl and these pics make me wanna go down on her like a lead balloon on gravity day.
By Anonymous, on 3:20 PM
She looks really strong and not bullshit scrawny like most of these Hollywood skanks do, gooooooo Jessica!
By Anonymous, on 6:33 PM
We all understand that looks or more specifically in this case "sexiness" are subjective...
but she just doesn't have any real sex appeal for most people either...half a dozen other celebrities or actresses ooze sex appeal that she doesn't and we all know it, whether you like them or not.....would most straight males say she was hot?...yea...but show them a list from Askmen or Maxim or FHM and I bet she'd come way,way down their list in comparison....
By Anonymous, on 1:30 PM
ANYTIME, ANYPLACE....
By Anonymous, on 6:57 PM
It isn't just the obvious sexiness that makes her attractive, it's the fact that she is one of very few female celebrities who don't follow the stick-thin rules of stardom. That she doesn't succumb to all of Hollywood's peer pressure shows independance and determination, which is both attractive and sexy.
By sam991, on 4:01 PM
I think Jessica can be, at times, gorgeous. Overall, she has a great body and she keeps in shape obviously, but her arms I'm sorry to say just bother me a tad. There's a difference between bulking up and being toned and in the arms area - she's crossing the former rather than the latter. I think she's a very beautiful woman. I also wouldn't wanna get into a fight with her, but rather have her on my side. So I guess there is a plus to having some guns.
By Anonymous, on 12:03 AM
HATE to disappoint everyone, but he's already onto a new and extremely lovely girl...set up by a mutual "friend".
By Anonymous, on 8:15 PM
she looks so much hotter as a brunette
By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM
She looks like a man. Her face is all plain and ugly and her body looks so masculine. Just as nasty as those anorexics.
By Adriana, on 12:06 PM
^ eh you're just hating! You know Jessica looks good and she looks quite athletic and healthy definately not anorexic. She inspires me to keep working out. Look at her thick sexy legs and muscular tone!
By yomama, on 1:33 AM
Hey Jessica,
Can I have Chris' phone number...LOL!!!
I wish!
By Anonymous, on 4:27 PM
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