Why is she constantly pouting her fake, overblown, disgusting lips? Trout pout should be forever banned - I'll never understand why something so ugly is so damned popular with celebrities.
Jessica Simpson, live. Brought to you by the makers of Monistat.
Bah, the Gremlins comparison kicks ass. Maybe someone will stop feeding her. :)
If you aren't familiar with the term 'camel toe' - get over to Wikipedia.org and look it up. Won't be finding that baby in Webster's. God bless the internet. ;)
Perhaps Jess has packed on a few LBs watching Nick's career take off, all while getting tea-bagged by Dane Cook at four AM before a six AM call. Dane Cook is hot, but he's no Nick Lachey. Perhaps a couple of Ho-hos and the famous Allsups Chimichanga [a New Mexico thing] has made her jeans a bit too tight for public consumption. Plus, those chimichangas can give you bad gas.
Camel toe is when your unshaven pus or hoo hoo pushes up against whatever you wearing. This usually happens when you don't wear panties. camel toe=hot. Some girls can rock the toe better due to larger/tigher pussy lips.
"Camel toe" is when a chick wears pants that are so jacked up in the crotch area that you can see the outline of her vulva; thus, bearing a slight resemblence to the hoof of a camel. BTW, Jessica's looking very trout-mouthed in those pics!!
If they really do multiply, I might consider taking a hose to Jessica. I mean, then we could all have our own army of strong chinned servants who are willing to anything we want. And that includes the butt.
As a guy I find this a major turn on. When I was younger, I had all my girlfriends buy a certain brand of pants (I can't remember the name of them) that were tighter in the womens crotch area. I used to rub them gently in the pussy through their paints until their lips got swollen when we hung out. It was hot, I could see a distinctive outline of what I was going to be gettin later. ================D. Stil turns me on thinking about it. btw- pic number one is the best.
Check out Jessica's tongue in the first photo. It's hanging out of her mouth a la Michael Jordan. The obvious difference is that MJ's tongue hangs out in the heat of the moment of competition/concentration, and Jessica's tongue hangs out while operating a door and trying not to trip. Oh my.......
Anon 3:14, here's a quote that should help you out:
"A camel toe is the outline of a woman's vagina shown through tight clothing. It should look like a disconnected V. A text representation of the toe would be \|/. Tight clothing is really the only way to render a toe visible. It is often done with tight pants, shorts, and bikinis. Celebrity camel toes are often exposed because of the tight attire they wear."
Sexy, no?
Oh, and this is really... disgusting. Jenny, you should put a DISCLAIMER warning people to stop eating if you post any of Jessica's body parts, what's wrong with you!!
And, those are jeans... ew. How can she not notice that? The friction in that thing must be enough to lower my energy bill. Hey, why research new ways to save energy? Just keep Jess inside a paper bag workin' a sweat. Don't worry, she'll never get out.
If you're a guy, and you think Jessica Simpson is hot, then you're gay. She's a tranny. You should all move to San Francisco so you can cruise the Castro for transsexual hookers. If you like Jessica, you'll love them.
If you take a look back through the IDLYITW archives, you can see the steady decline of Jessica Simpson. With every passing post, her hotness deteriorates.
"If you take a look back through the IDLYITW archives, you can see the steady decline of Jessica Simpson. With every passing post, her hotness deteriorates. "
Holy shit, your right Sam. Ashley must be sucking the lifeforce out of Jessica's nipples
you know, i wish Osama bin Laden would stop blowing up office workers and take our these fucking cunts. god i hate them, they make me wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
1.Maybe she is gaining some weight because of depression, I'd say it is drunken binging. 2.Maybe the recent occurences of the camel toe are due to all of the slutty sex she is having with random semi-celebrities and it is making her cooch grow. 3.Maybe she is turing into Clitney Spears. I dunno, just an idea.
P. S. Does Jessica Simpson not own a single pair of stylish jeans? These are a major improvement over the holy jeans she rocks all the time I guess though.
I love to bash Jessica, but I am just not seeing the "toe" here. Last time with the sweats I saw it. I think I would give my left pinky finger to look like her in a pair of jeans. She looks nice and casual. Dumb, but not as bas as she has been looking lately (has been being the operative phrase-haha!)
I saw recent pics of Ashlee at some MTV (Sizzle???) event and I have to say that after all her surgeries she looks 1000 times better than Jessica but that's not saying much since Jessica's a tranny whore.
To ck1: Awesome. Not many people know the CT's counterpart. Moose knuckle in a men's underwear ad = good. Possible moose knuckle on Jessica Simpson = wtf?!
And to the poster who mentioned Monistat: Right?!! Her snatch has to be askin' for a bread factory.
And to the other possible explanation: There's a little known phenomenon that occurs when the seams in the crotch of a woman's jeans hits a spot juuuuust right. Not too hard, not too soft. Just enough to seem as though your jeans were asking you "Who's is it?!," making you want to moan "Levi's. Levi's." Maybe Jess's jeans are just bein' reeeal good to her right now ;-)
Is it just me? I think this chick is still pretty albeit untouched by stylists of late. I don't get all the negative posts ripping her looks to shreds..I really don't. Her fashion sense? OK, those rips I do get.
What is with this girl? I know it must be hard to find jeans that don't make you legs look any dumpier than they are, but this is not the first photo I've seen with her having camel toes, where is the litte voice in her head that looks an out fit over and say's 'ew these jeans give me camel toes - I can't wear them' it's just fucking strange...and it's gotta be sore!
truth hurts, I really don't appreciate your comment. I am from a small town with a lot of ugly people and I still think she looks like a pre-op tranny thankyouverymuch.
Jessica was always totally unappreciative of everything Nick did for her, unless it was buying her jewelry or having a closet built for her gazillions of clothes she only wants to wear once. There's also the time he built the recording studio in their home and couldn't wait for Jessica to come home and see it cause "Jessica's gonna love this!" and what did he get when she finally did come home..."I don't wanna see it" in that whiny voice just cause that couch she didn't like was in it....... Or even all that work Nick and Drew did putting that grass sod down while she was gone. And that time he put the arcade games in that room upstairs and bought that one especially so she could play it with him. After much convincing, she finally played it and couldn't even pretend she was enjoying it. She was always whining when she didn't get her way and could never even ACT happy or glad for anything Nick did unless it was specifically done for her. A simple "Oh that's great honey!" goes a long way. She even got the dog she wanted after whining and pouting enough. It takes the patience of a saint to put up with that crap. I don't see how anybody could ever doubt his love and commitment to her. Hers, on the other hand, was always questionable. Some public opinion has turned against Joe Simpson because of all the comments that he has made, concerning his daughter having sex and the size of her breasts. Normal fathers do not make those comments. She's a spoiled daddy's girl who does not see anything wrong with her own father making those comments about her. Her only concern is making daddy happy and staying the favorite daughter. She does not have the maturity to be a wife. She lets daddy run all aspects of her life, including marriage and the decision about whether to have children with her own husband. Daddy will always be the first man in her life, and she will put him first above her own husband. Thanks to daddy, no other man will want her now, except only to use her for sex and publicity.
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First of all... it's my birthday!!!
and secondly... comparing the simpsons to gremlins... pure genious.
By Anonymous, on 1:44 AM
I'd argue that this post was just mean, not funny. Gremlins? Gimme a break.
By Anonymous, on 2:33 AM
Anon 1:44, HAPPY BDAY! Mine is the 6th of this month.
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By Anonymous, on 2:37 AM
lol! jenny, i <3 you.
By Anonymous, on 2:39 AM
could you please explain what exactly "camel toe" means ? :)
By Anonymous, on 3:14 AM
Why is she constantly pouting her fake, overblown, disgusting lips? Trout pout should be forever banned - I'll never understand why something so ugly is so damned popular with celebrities.
By Anonymous, on 5:23 AM
Jessica Simpson, live. Brought to you by the makers of Monistat.
Bah, the Gremlins comparison kicks ass. Maybe someone will stop feeding her. :)
If you aren't familiar with the term 'camel toe' - get over to Wikipedia.org and look it up. Won't be finding that baby in Webster's. God bless the internet. ;)
By Stephanie, on 5:30 AM
"Camel toe" is the visible labial separation that occurs when a woman wears pants that are too tight.
The appearance of her crotch is similar to the toe of a camel, ... get it?
These pictures show minor camel toe, at best. I know it's cool to say she's fug and all, but I'd hit it. Hard. Very Hard. Like a jack hammer.
By Anonymous, on 6:16 AM
Perhaps Jess has packed on a few LBs watching Nick's career take off, all while getting tea-bagged by Dane Cook at four AM before a six AM call. Dane Cook is hot, but he's no Nick Lachey. Perhaps a couple of Ho-hos and the famous Allsups Chimichanga [a New Mexico thing] has made her jeans a bit too tight for public consumption. Plus, those chimichangas can give you bad gas.
By Kitty X, on 6:35 AM
oh lord....
By Anonymous, on 6:57 AM
My daughter asked me the other day if a black hole could ever show up around earth. I told her maybe only in millions of years.
Guess I was wrong!
By Anonymous, on 7:03 AM
did she have lip injections?
By Anonymous, on 7:05 AM
Say what you want about her but she's hot as hell. I wouldn't mind seeing three of her walking around here. I think you would do her Jenny.
By Slick Rick, on 7:06 AM
www.cameltoe.org
By whatevs, on 7:07 AM
"Camel toe" is when a woman wears tight pants and you can it clearly make out everything down there through them. Ie, the cleft between the labia.
Go to the wikipedia definition for some examples!
By Anonymous, on 7:27 AM
Camel toe is when your unshaven pus or hoo hoo pushes up against whatever you wearing. This usually happens when you don't wear panties. camel toe=hot. Some girls can rock the toe better due to larger/tigher pussy lips.
god l love being a guy..
I want start Cameltoe101.com
By Anonymous, on 8:00 AM
wtf?
By Anonymous, on 8:16 AM
I like her friends tits. Nummy.
By Jester959, on 9:03 AM
"Camel toe" is when a chick wears pants that are so jacked up in the crotch area that you can see the outline of her vulva; thus, bearing a slight resemblence to the hoof of a camel.
BTW, Jessica's looking very trout-mouthed in those pics!!
By dopingmixer, on 9:08 AM
I dont see any camel toe in these pictures, shes wearing jeans for god sake
By Anonymous, on 9:18 AM
I'd say that is borderline moose knuckle there.
Definition of Camel Toe
If they really do multiply, I might consider taking a hose to Jessica. I mean, then we could all have our own army of strong chinned servants who are willing to anything we want. And that includes the butt.
By CK1, on 9:19 AM
Anon 3:14
"Camel Toe" refers to when a female where pants so tight that it outlines the female genitalia.
And it ends up looking like a "camel's toe"
By Anonymous, on 9:31 AM
As a guy I find this a major turn on. When I was younger, I had all my girlfriends buy a certain brand of pants (I can't remember the name of them) that were tighter in the womens crotch area. I used to rub them gently in the pussy through their paints until their lips got swollen when we hung out. It was hot, I could see a distinctive outline of what I was going to be gettin later. ================D. Stil turns me on thinking about it. btw- pic number one is the best.
By Anonymous, on 9:47 AM
How can Jessica stand suffocating her puss like that? I know my vajyjy hurts like hell if I wear anything 1/3rd as tight.
By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM
Check out Jessica's tongue in the first photo. It's hanging out of her mouth a la Michael Jordan.
The obvious difference is that MJ's tongue hangs out in the heat of the moment of competition/concentration, and Jessica's tongue hangs out while operating a door and trying not to trip. Oh my.......
JJ
By joejoe, on 10:41 AM
hey my brithday is today too! yippee!
By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
is that a serious question? basically the riding up of her pants is what they are calling "camel toe" but its a moderate offense at best
She looks like shes getting fat.. btw
By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM
grab your belt loops 3:14. pull them vertically untill they are very tight down there. now look...
see?
By Anonymous, on 10:59 AM
camel toe happens when the pants are so tight you can see the vagina slit...as exemplified by jessica's jeans in these pics posted above...
By Anonymous, on 12:09 PM
Anon 3:14, here's a quote that should help you out:
"A camel toe is the outline of a woman's vagina shown through tight clothing. It should look like a disconnected V. A text representation of the toe would be \|/. Tight clothing is really the only way to render a toe visible. It is often done with tight pants, shorts, and bikinis. Celebrity camel toes are often exposed because of the tight attire they wear."
Sexy, no?
Oh, and this is really... disgusting. Jenny, you should put a DISCLAIMER warning people to stop eating if you post any of Jessica's body parts, what's wrong with you!!
And, those are jeans... ew. How can she not notice that? The friction in that thing must be enough to lower my energy bill. Hey, why research new ways to save energy? Just keep Jess inside a paper bag workin' a sweat. Don't worry, she'll never get out.
By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM
I guess Jessica Simpson really likes yeast infections. I bet her pussy smells low tide. Barf.
By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
If you're a guy, and you think Jessica Simpson is hot, then you're gay. She's a tranny. You should all move to San Francisco so you can cruise the Castro for transsexual hookers. If you like Jessica, you'll love them.
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
Who's the curvacious heifer with her? She looks fun, and fertile.
By farmer john, on 2:48 PM
I bet you live in San Francisco at the Castro, and I bet you are packing mad heat!
By Anonymous, on 2:48 PM
If you take a look back through the IDLYITW archives, you can see the steady decline of Jessica Simpson. With every passing post, her hotness deteriorates.
By sam991, on 4:54 PM
yeah, I agree with those of you who think she's probably gained a little weight (not that she's gotten fat by any stretch of the imagination.)
But ladies, most of us have been there. Still wearing the old pants, wondering "when the hell did these get so tight?"
Then we put down the donuts, and all is well again. Put down the donuts, Jess. Put them down.
By Anonymous, on 7:44 PM
Ouch looking at that makes my vagina hurt!
By Anonymous, on 7:55 PM
"If you take a look back through the IDLYITW archives, you can see the steady decline of Jessica Simpson. With every passing post, her hotness deteriorates. "
Holy shit, your right Sam. Ashley must be sucking the lifeforce out of Jessica's nipples
By Brandy, on 8:10 PM
Well, she's eating donuts cause she decided on a stupid divorce!
And will someone take her lip plumping privileges away?
By Anonymous, on 8:37 PM
Is it me or does Jess look remarkably like Nicole Richie (see May 30th post)??
By Anonymous, on 9:55 PM
Maybe she has big labia?
By Spandex, on 10:57 PM
oh yay, tranny camel toe. what more could a guy ask for
By Anonymous, on 12:53 AM
you know, i wish Osama bin Laden would stop blowing up office workers and take our these fucking cunts. god i hate them, they make me wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
By Scott Rossi, on 1:40 AM
I've been there too but the girl's got money. Buy a new pair of pants that fit. Nobody wants to see that.
By Romani, on 5:33 AM
She pouts like SJP in the last few seasons of Sex and the City. People with no lips pout, because they think it's sexy.
By Anonymous, on 4:54 PM
hello
By Anonymous, on 5:20 PM
1.Maybe she is gaining some weight because of depression, I'd say it is drunken binging.
2.Maybe the recent occurences of the camel toe are due to all of the slutty sex she is having with random semi-celebrities and it is making her cooch grow.
3.Maybe she is turing into Clitney Spears. I dunno, just an idea.
By Erin B., on 8:31 PM
P. S. Does Jessica Simpson not own a single pair of stylish jeans? These are a major improvement over the holy jeans she rocks all the time I guess though.
By Erin B., on 8:34 PM
The only people who think this tranny is hot are -
a. ugly people
b. people who live in small towns full of ugly people
c. douchebags who like short, dumb chicks because they like to bully these chicks
and
d. gay men (because she's a tranny).
The end.
By truth hurts, on 9:10 PM
WHO CARES ABOUT HER OR THAT TARD BRITNEY
By Anonymous, on 12:25 AM
Is it just me, or does she perpetually look like a four year-old who's dropped her ice cream cone?
By Anonymous, on 6:49 AM
I love to bash Jessica, but I am just not seeing the "toe" here. Last time with the sweats I saw it. I think I would give my left pinky finger to look like her in a pair of jeans. She looks nice and casual. Dumb, but not as bas as she has been looking lately
(has been being the operative phrase-haha!)
By Willa Dodge, on 7:13 AM
I saw recent pics of Ashlee at some MTV (Sizzle???) event and I have to say that after all her surgeries she looks 1000 times better than Jessica but that's not saying much since Jessica's a tranny whore.
By Anonymous, on 7:57 AM
Mmmmmm Camel toe ;)))
By Anonymous, on 8:04 AM
To ck1: Awesome. Not many people know the CT's counterpart. Moose knuckle in a men's underwear ad = good. Possible moose knuckle on Jessica Simpson = wtf?!
And to the poster who mentioned Monistat: Right?!! Her snatch has to be askin' for a bread factory.
And to the other possible explanation: There's a little known phenomenon that occurs when the seams in the crotch of a woman's jeans hits a spot juuuuust right. Not too hard, not too soft. Just enough to seem as though your jeans were asking you "Who's is it?!," making you want to moan "Levi's. Levi's." Maybe Jess's jeans are just bein' reeeal good to her right now ;-)
By rm®, on 11:33 AM
Is it just me? I think this chick is still pretty albeit untouched by stylists of late. I don't get all the negative posts ripping her looks to shreds..I really don't. Her fashion sense? OK, those rips I do get.
By Pink Is The New Dog, on 1:43 PM
What is with this girl? I know it must be hard to find jeans that don't make you legs look any dumpier than they are, but this is not the first photo I've seen with her having camel toes, where is the litte voice in her head that looks an out fit over and say's 'ew these jeans give me camel toes - I can't wear them' it's just fucking strange...and it's gotta be sore!
By Mackoroni, on 8:57 PM
haha omg that joke about cutting herself in half was hilarious!
By Anonymous, on 9:40 PM
truth hurts, I really don't appreciate your comment. I am from a small town with a lot of ugly people and I still think she looks like a pre-op tranny thankyouverymuch.
By Jess, on 2:03 PM
Jessica was always totally unappreciative of everything Nick did for her, unless it was buying her jewelry or having a closet built for her gazillions of clothes she only wants to wear once.
There's also the time he built the recording studio in their home and couldn't wait for Jessica to come home and see it cause "Jessica's gonna love this!" and what did he get when she finally did come home..."I don't wanna see it" in that whiny voice just cause that couch she didn't like was in it.......
Or even all that work Nick and Drew did putting that grass sod down while she was gone. And that time he put the arcade games in that room upstairs and bought that one especially so she could play it with him. After much convincing, she finally played it and couldn't even pretend she was enjoying it.
She was always whining when she didn't get her way and could never even ACT happy or glad for anything Nick did unless it was specifically done for her.
A simple "Oh that's great honey!" goes a long way. She even got the dog she wanted after whining and pouting enough.
It takes the patience of a saint to put up with that crap. I don't see how anybody could ever doubt his love and commitment to her. Hers, on the other hand, was always questionable.
Some public opinion has turned against Joe Simpson because of all the comments that he has made, concerning his daughter having sex and the size of her breasts.
Normal fathers do not make those comments.
She's a spoiled daddy's girl who does not see anything wrong with her own father making those comments about her. Her only concern is making daddy happy and staying the favorite daughter.
She does not have the maturity to be a wife. She lets daddy run all aspects of her life, including marriage and the decision about whether to have children with her own husband.
Daddy will always be the first man in her life, and she will put him first above her own husband. Thanks to daddy, no other man will want her now, except only to use her for sex and publicity.
By Anonymous, on 11:54 PM
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