That main pic of her is the most hideous expression I have ever seen on any living creature. I swear she looks like the wicked witch of the west. I can hear her cackling,"I'll get you and your littly doggy too!" just looking at it.
She looks like Kyra Sedgwick in that picture...ugly. When did she get so nasty looking? She used to be cute. Her teeth have never looked so buch before. Also, satin is not Jessica's friend. Although she is a thin girl, the fabric gives her the appearance of a massive beer belly. The gray roots, I attribute that to her inner turmoil regarding the demise of her marriage. Stress is a bitch!
She is sticking her tongue out and it is covering half of her upper teeth, making them look short and stubby, but man, the eyes, THE EYES!!
That is one messed up photo of her. She does look a bit like Keira Sedwich. The harder she tries to work it, the more tranny she comes off. She should go back to innocent blonde bimbo, it suits her better.
What is it with the wide dark root area on blonds. I don't get it. Is it suppose to look good or something? It looks horrible, and makes the fake hair color look even faker.
Jessica's and Eva's teeth look just like the white tiles I have in my bathroom, except the tiles look natural. And the tiles have a shine. Come to think of it, their teeth look a lot like the toilet bowl too.
What's up with women and glitter? That shit is meant to be sprinkled on glue-coated macaroni during kindergarten craft time, it's not meant to be slathered over every inch of the human body.
STOP WITH THE FUCKING GLITTER ALREADY. IT LOOKS LIKE FUCKING HELL.
Does she seriously have grey roots, isn't she only 22, 23, 24, whatever she is, she's not 30..But the bigger question is, how come she didn't see them before coming out? J.Lo did the same thing a few days back, showing her roots..maybe it's the new 'fashion' thing.
Gawd! She looks more and more retarded with every new photograph. I can't wait til she starts heading south and finally has to release a sex tape and do Playboy!....
How the hell does she can have roots (GREY ROOTS)? I mean, there are people who do her make-up, clothes, hair and stuff. She doesn't do it herself (although it looks as if she would). Maybe even her stylists hate her and want to make her look uglier than the already is. That would also explain the weird thing on her nose. Oh wait, her nose is the weird thing.
She looks like a beaver in the last pic. See, this just goes to show you how few people can rock the center-part. It makes you look harsh and your nose look even pointier. If she would just move her hair over with her hand to the side, she would already look better. The glitter shit on her nose I believe is used to highlight it and make it look shorter (since she didn't go all the way down.) The grey roots can be explained by every blonde girl's best friend when you don't want to wash your hair, and make it look blonder_---BABY POWDER! Duh, guys!
I think she turned 25 while still on newlyweds so she's close to 30 but not there yet, probably around 27. Must be the stress from the marriage and Nick's success on his own...
Whos the daddy? She looks like she is pregnant. And with all those grey roots, its seems like maybe shes pulling a J-Lo! It looks like she got a bun in the oven!
In the middle picture, look at her feet. One man foot is larger than the other. She must have a real challenge finding matching shoes in two different sizes.
Also, it only stands to reason that if she doesn't have time for her hair she sure doesn't have time for a pedicure! Toelio.
Don't worry, Jessica. There might be enough money left in your account for a makeover and a nice smile. If not, we'll get you some nice "county teeth."
the baby powder in her hair works not only if it is oily, but also if you have roots growing out...poor jess...it is so hard finding a hairstylist...oh yeah, doesn't she live with hers?
looks to me like she has some post-op bruising around the bridge...maybe she already had the nose work done? not a good result. and the cover-up schmear did not help. but i've heard it said before, and couldn't agree more, that bashing her is like making fun of a retarded 5-year-old.
Nice toes, Jess- they go perfectly with the Satan-sharp tongue, widespread cleavage, and the fact that your sandwich looks like a baby bump. You are gorgeous!!!
What IS the big deal with this Eva Longoria chick? While I am neither intrigued, nor appalled ... She's just nothing. Nothing great about the pointy face, the too thin body and the fake tan from hell. What gives?
kinda looks like sandra bernhart in the middle pic, and yup her nose does have post op bruising,did she also have her eyes done,looks like kenny rogers doc did the work. why cant these women just be natural,and stay beautiful? can't fix what god intended.
Will someone please tell Ms. Eva that she is not young. Time after time after time after time she shows up at any and all parties for "Young Hollywood". Eva, dear, that ship has sailed!
Yeah, Eva is my age, 31. Which isn't crazy old, but certainly isn't young either. I think of "Young" Hollywood as like Lindsay Lohan, Olsens, Duffs, etc., people under 25. Jess doesn't even really qualify as "young" anymore. I think by the time you hit 25 you're a for real grown up and it's time to embrace Womanhood and leave the young jailbait, stupid girl crap behind.
i know where the gray roots come from - oil absorbing powder that she has brushed into her hair (she probably doesn't want to wash and re-blowdry it too often, it damages the hair). The nose is an attempt to put a highlight color down the bridge to make it appear smaller (it didn't work). I am terribly vain - and so can spot these types of things.
Her hair is not grey - it is indeed the Bumble and Bumble powder (please - she is not going to use plain old baby powder), but she is way overdue for a touch-up on those roots. In the last pic, look at the side of her tit by her arm - you can see the edge of her implant - ew! And bitch definitely needs to get bigger shoes.
In the first pic with Longoria, she looks like one of the demon creatures whose face changes and freaks out Charlize O'Theron's character in The Devil's Advocate.
I don't know what the worst part is; her roots or her dye job? the stripper-esque glitter? perhaps her grotesque toes hanging over her shoes like they're trying to run away from her body? maybe it's cocaine-induced wide-eyed stare? whatever it is- this girl is a mess! without that eye candy (ex) husband of hers, she's got nothing! let's all pray and wait for the day her 15 minutes are up...
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when did jessislut get so ugly? I remember her being pretty----ish...
I think that stuff on her nose is some of the glitter from her boobs.
By Erin, on 4:47 PM
SHE HAS GREY HAIR!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM
OMG!!!!!!! I can't believe that Bitch Eva didn't tell her! And someone please do this bimbo's roots, hate that!
By Anonymous, on 4:49 PM
Nice ROOTS, you stupid, bucktoothed, glittery man-face.
So sick of her.
By Anonymous, on 4:50 PM
Where in the world is Ken Paves! Look at those grey roots! BFF Ken must be having a heart attack right now seeing that mess.
By Anonymous, on 4:55 PM
OMG!!! That picture of the two of them is some scary shit! Jessica looks like Sandra Bernhard's fugly sister.
I think the stuff on her nose is a streak of makeup...it's supposed to be there to make her nose look smaller or something. NOT WORKING!
By Anonymous, on 5:04 PM
yeah, those dark grey roots are really handsome. maybe he should try some Grecian Formula.
I thought drag queens kept up on their appearances better than that.
By Anonymous, on 5:06 PM
I really hate the fact that these stupid whores are from Texas. I promise we have much smarter and prettier women in Texas than these two.
By Anonymous, on 5:07 PM
she looks like she has bruising or a rash on her nose (at the bridge) that she was trying to cover up...
By Anonymous, on 5:25 PM
That main pic of her is the most hideous expression I have ever seen on any living creature. I swear she looks like the wicked witch of the west. I can hear her cackling,"I'll get you and your littly doggy too!" just looking at it.
By Brandy, on 5:27 PM
She looks like Kyra Sedgwick in that picture...ugly.
When did she get so nasty looking? She used to be cute. Her teeth have never looked so buch before.
Also, satin is not Jessica's friend. Although she is a thin girl, the fabric gives her the appearance of a massive beer belly.
The gray roots, I attribute that to her inner turmoil regarding the demise of her marriage. Stress is a bitch!
By Anonymous, on 5:31 PM
Two midget whores out partying together. How cute.
By Anonymous, on 5:33 PM
jessica looks like an ester bunny in the last picture...
eva should have told her...
By Anonymous, on 5:38 PM
I can see jessica using that invisible bra... that´s the secret of her cleavage!
By Anonymous, on 5:39 PM
Jessica is getting uglier every day.
By Anonymous, on 5:43 PM
jessica's shoes are too small, her toes are sticking out over her shoes.
By Anonymous, on 6:07 PM
Holy Craptastic, Batman!
Hay-Seuss, woman - Nice & Easy is only $5 a box!
And for the love of God, either get those teeth fixed or accept your calling and go build a dam.
By Stephanie, on 6:08 PM
God that was funny stephanie.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck.....
By velvett1, on 6:14 PM
Nick got out at just the right time. This one has jumped the shark.
By Anonymous, on 6:22 PM
She looks like a man! She needs to visit Ashlee's surgeon ASAP! Now Jessica is the ugly sister.
By Anonymous, on 6:34 PM
She is sticking her tongue out and it is covering half of her upper teeth, making them look short and stubby, but man, the eyes, THE EYES!!
That is one messed up photo of her. She does look a bit like Keira Sedwich. The harder she tries to work it, the more tranny she comes off. She should go back to innocent blonde bimbo, it suits her better.
By Anonymous, on 6:50 PM
Why is Jessica's hair grey at the roots?
By Anonymous, on 6:51 PM
What is it with the wide dark root area on blonds. I don't get it. Is it suppose to look good or something? It looks horrible, and makes the fake hair color look even faker.
By Anonymous, on 6:52 PM
It won't be long until Simpson girl #2 gets a nose job too. I bet she gets one before the year is over.
By Anonymous, on 6:54 PM
Jessica's and Eva's teeth look just like the white tiles I have in my bathroom, except the tiles look natural. And the tiles have a shine. Come to think of it, their teeth look a lot like the toilet bowl too.
By Molls, on 7:17 PM
Take a look at the emptyness in those eyes. Is there anybody in there?
By Anonymous, on 7:28 PM
she looks like the devil.
By Anonymous, on 7:34 PM
Wow... she used to be somewhat cute. Now, not so much.
By Rowan, on 8:58 PM
Jessica's nose looks huge since Ashley got her's done.
By Anonymous, on 9:14 PM
oh my god.. in that middle pic, i've never seen jessica look so godawful.
By Anonymous, on 9:43 PM
What's up with women and glitter? That shit is meant to be sprinkled on glue-coated macaroni during kindergarten craft time, it's not meant to be slathered over every inch of the human body.
STOP WITH THE FUCKING GLITTER ALREADY. IT LOOKS LIKE FUCKING HELL.
By Anonymous, on 10:13 PM
OMG when did she get so ugly?
By Anonymous, on 10:29 PM
Does she seriously have grey roots, isn't she only 22, 23, 24, whatever she is, she's not 30..But the bigger question is, how come she didn't see them before coming out? J.Lo did the same thing a few days back, showing her roots..maybe it's the new 'fashion' thing.
By Anonymous, on 10:47 PM
Ahhh the ol' talcum powder on the roots to absorb the oil trick!
By Anonymous, on 12:38 AM
nick got out just in time.karmas a bitch hunh jessica
By Anonymous, on 12:53 AM
Gawd! She looks more and more retarded with every new photograph. I can't wait til she starts heading south and finally has to release a sex tape and do Playboy!....
By Anonymous, on 1:33 AM
I think her and her sister need to go play with a double ended dildo lubed up with super glue. Maybe Paris and Britney can join in on the fun.
Worthless whores, all of them.
By Anonymous, on 2:12 AM
Maybe that whire smear of makeup is a lame attempt of trying to create that "smaller nose" illusion
Yikes
By Anonymous, on 3:09 AM
How the hell does she can have roots (GREY ROOTS)? I mean, there are people who do her make-up, clothes, hair and stuff. She doesn't do it herself (although it looks as if she would). Maybe even her stylists hate her and want to make her look uglier than the already is. That would also explain the weird thing on her nose. Oh wait, her nose is the weird thing.
By Anonymous, on 5:50 AM
She looks like a beaver in the last pic. See, this just goes to show you how few people can rock the center-part. It makes you look harsh and your nose look even pointier. If she would just move her hair over with her hand to the side, she would already look better. The glitter shit on her nose I believe is used to highlight it and make it look shorter (since she didn't go all the way down.) The grey roots can be explained by every blonde girl's best friend when you don't want to wash your hair, and make it look blonder_---BABY POWDER! Duh, guys!
By Erinbomb, on 6:01 AM
Is it just me or do her roots look gray?!?
By Anonymous, on 7:34 AM
God Damn, she has a nose like a boxer!!! Fuuuugly.
By Anonymous, on 8:11 AM
she's definitely not in the same daisy duke shape.
By Anonymous, on 8:34 AM
It looks like she has a gut in the third pic.
By Anonymous, on 8:56 AM
I think she turned 25 while still on newlyweds so she's close to 30 but not there yet, probably around 27. Must be the stress from the marriage and Nick's success on his own...
By Anonymous, on 9:16 AM
Naysayers...I'd ride her like her name was Seabiscuit...
By Anonymous, on 9:28 AM
Ewww..look at her hands in the middle pic. What happened to her? She absolutely bloated, ugly, and retarded looking.
By Anonymous, on 9:31 AM
she's 25. she'll be 26 on july 10, according to IMDB.
By Anonymous, on 9:53 AM
Whos the daddy? She looks like she is pregnant. And with all those grey roots, its seems like maybe shes pulling a J-Lo! It looks like she got a bun in the oven!
By Anonymous, on 9:58 AM
I particularly like the "crap, no time to wash my hair... I know, I'll do that tip I read in 17 once and apply talcum powder to my roots!!"
By Kathie, on 10:26 AM
In the middle picture, look at her feet. One man foot is larger than the other. She must have a real challenge finding matching shoes in two different sizes.
Also, it only stands to reason that if she doesn't have time for her hair she sure doesn't have time for a pedicure! Toelio.
By Ben Dover, on 10:36 AM
Don't worry, Jessica. There might be enough money left in your account for a makeover and a nice smile. If not, we'll get you some nice "county teeth."
By jeditemple, on 10:55 AM
looks like she had to rush out there ASAP and forgot to rub in her make up completely on her nose. and the talcum powder in her hair...
nice stripy bra too.
By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM
the baby powder in her hair works not only if it is oily, but also if you have roots growing out...poor jess...it is so hard finding a hairstylist...oh yeah, doesn't she live with hers?
By Anonymous, on 12:33 PM
she is officially FUG. Nice coke mark.
By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM
looks to me like she has some post-op bruising around the bridge...maybe she already had the nose work done? not a good result. and the cover-up schmear did not help. but i've heard it said before, and couldn't agree more, that bashing her is like making fun of a retarded 5-year-old.
By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM
I do not think those roots are grey, I think they are dishwater blond, her natural color.
By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM
what happened to her?!?! so looks frightening!
By Anonymous, on 1:12 PM
Hey guys! The two biggest hobag losers in H-wood are in the same place! Fire torpedoes! Two slutty birds with one stone!
By Anonymous, on 1:23 PM
She's loserville, no guys want to date that trainwreck despite Eva Longoria standing next to her (she's a fake bitch anyway)...
By Anonymous, on 2:37 PM
Nice toes, Jess- they go perfectly with the Satan-sharp tongue, widespread cleavage, and the fact that your sandwich looks like a baby bump. You are gorgeous!!!
By Anonymous, on 7:12 PM
What IS the big deal with this Eva Longoria chick? While I am neither intrigued, nor appalled ... She's just nothing. Nothing great about the pointy face, the too thin body and the fake tan from hell. What gives?
and Jessica, I won't go there.
By Anonymous, on 7:30 PM
Awwww .... Jess, honey ...
When you've put on a few pounds, especially around the gut, you CAN'T wear the same dress size you used to. Camouflage, baby ... camouflage!!
By Anonymous, on 7:58 PM
kinda looks like sandra bernhart in the middle pic, and yup her nose does have post op bruising,did she also have her eyes done,looks like kenny rogers doc did the work. why cant these women just be natural,and stay beautiful? can't fix what god intended.
By Anonymous, on 9:31 PM
Will someone please tell Ms. Eva that she is not young.
Time after time after time after time she shows up at any and all parties for "Young Hollywood".
Eva, dear, that ship has sailed!
By Anonymous, on 10:38 PM
Those are some scary ass toes, Jess
By Anonymous, on 6:48 AM
Yeah, Eva is my age, 31. Which isn't crazy old, but certainly isn't young either. I think of "Young" Hollywood as like Lindsay Lohan, Olsens, Duffs, etc., people under 25. Jess doesn't even really qualify as "young" anymore. I think by the time you hit 25 you're a for real grown up and it's time to embrace Womanhood and leave the young jailbait, stupid girl crap behind.
By Anonymous, on 7:07 AM
i know where the gray roots come from - oil absorbing powder that she has brushed into her hair (she probably doesn't want to wash and re-blowdry it too often, it damages the hair). The nose is an attempt to put a highlight color down the bridge to make it appear smaller (it didn't work). I am terribly vain - and so can spot these types of things.
By Anonymous, on 8:24 AM
Her hair is not grey - it is indeed the Bumble and Bumble powder (please - she is not going to use plain old baby powder), but she is way overdue for a touch-up on those roots. In the last pic, look at the side of her tit by her arm - you can see the edge of her implant - ew! And bitch definitely needs to get bigger shoes.
By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
Uh, is it just me or does Eva look like a mongoloid too? That's pretty much the exact opposite of Eva Longoria.
By Anonymous, on 8:17 PM
Oh jeez, look at that middle picture. Now that's scary!
Seriously, I can't get over it...
I can't stop looking...
By HairyLittleMonster, on 5:05 PM
ewwww
By Anonymous, on 10:09 AM
does she have gray roots? what is up with her hair? also, her makeup looks really bad...whatever happened to pretty jessica?
By Girl, on 5:17 PM
In the first pic with Longoria, she looks like one of the demon creatures whose face changes and freaks out Charlize O'Theron's character in The Devil's Advocate.
I knew she was from hell.
By Anonymous, on 7:21 AM
That talcum trick didnt work this time for jess because her regrowth is too dark.
By Anonymous, on 7:58 PM
I don't know what the worst part is; her roots or her dye job? the stripper-esque glitter? perhaps her grotesque toes hanging over her shoes like they're trying to run away from her body? maybe it's cocaine-induced wide-eyed stare? whatever it is- this girl is a mess! without that eye candy (ex) husband of hers, she's got nothing! let's all pray and wait for the day her 15 minutes are up...
By Anonymous, on 5:28 PM
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