I'm not sure which is freakier; those enormous jugs flopped out on the sidewalk, how enthralled she obviously is with them, or that decidedly unnatural shelf-like thing at the tip of her nose.
in addition to looking like a nasty, tackless whore, which is all in a days work for her, she looks like a black rubber beach ball exploding down the front. if youre gonna dress like a whore, at least look like a whore in an outift that flatters your figure. although it appears nice nipples is the one feature she has to show off. and to top it off, she looks damn pleased with herself. ugh.
those tits actually look like they are clay stuck on her chest.. its weird. the lumpiness, the surface texture (they look a bit matte for breasts).. all of it combines for one very weird set of knockers.
Who the hell is this woman? She's not that hot. I'll only beat off to her pics like 4 times tonight... really an off night for me. Please post more pics of Kirsten Dunsts' teeth... I like to imagine my penis being run through a meat grinder.
Has she gotten her breasts enhanced even more recently? She used to have the olsen twins up there but now has added Uncle Jesse, that Canadian guy, AND Bob Saget. Stupid Full House!!
ew, she has 0 class. how can anyone be turned on by ass on the chest is beyond me...and how can anyone be as tasteless as this woman? she's disgusting. i doubt even porn mags would wanna employ her with her ugly boobs..unless they are the porn mags meant for rednecks, then yea. most importantly, who invited her?!
Sillyputty woman aka Golddiggin bitch. . . the newest super hero(in) . Her superpowers you ask ? Well she can suffocate villains with her tits. if she's knocked on her front she bounces right back. If she's knocked on her ass her legs automatically go up in the air and squeeze any assailant to death. Best of all her shovel nose can sniff out a wad of cash in anyones pocket from miles away.
Well they needed someone to arrive at that premiere. Looks like she's trying out that new product for women. It's like that Beer Belly, only with with breasts. You know, because movie prices are so high... I wonder where she keeps the straw... wait, nevermind.
What is worse, her fake boobs or the fact that there was a premiere for 'Just My Luck'? There are so many reasons why this movie shouldn't exist already, but her antics at the premiere just reemphasize the fact that Armeggedon really needs to happen soon. Really! By the way, wasn't Jodie in a whorish war of words with Jordan stating that she (Jodie) was ALL natural, 'keeping it real' and not a sellout, dumb, trashy whore? The only thing real about either of these women (and Lohan for that matter) is the gigantic size of their vaginas. I'm sure they've lost forks and coins in those vaccuumous fish holes.
much as you may not believe it, those boobs are real!! They are real saggy as well when she lets them out properly. But please don't judge us UK people on Jodie Marsh. We're tired of her as well.
her tits are sqaure. I mean.... they're square breasts. what the hell? some of the ugliest set of hooters ever brought out in public. Of course, she looks so proud of her surgically enhanced monstrosities.
I can't belive this woman thinks that her tits are attractive, it truly does look like her ass fell on her chest. And who the hell is she. Is she a porn star, caus ethat's the only industry I can see a need for mess of a woman.
Not to spoil the bitch-fest or anything but those fake tits are really fake tits, as in the kind you get in a costume party/novelty shop and wear on your chest.
I think she was trying to be funny, or ironic, or trying to make some kind of post-modern comment about contemporary pop culture.
So here's the thing. I had no idea who the frig Jodie Marsh was so I looked her up on imdb. And there's pretty much nothing on her aside from a bit about her being on some nameless show and this quote:
"I'm very, very, very competitive in everything I do, I will be trying hard to beat everybody"
...off. They forgot the last word...off. Then again, this would explain two things about these pictures:
A) Her humungous clay bombs, she beat everyone out by having the biggest and worst looking chest there.
B) Since we don't have pics of La Lohan up yet I'm gonna go ahead and say she probably beat everyone else at being the most skankily dressed at that particular event.
Why are people so fascinated with giant tits? She looks deformed. Hard to believe someone could be so fascinated by their own breasts that they'd neglect their lopsided ass.
who is she?? is she a porn star? because that would explain a lot porn stars always dress wayyyyy over the top and such!she's gross!! I almost lost my pizza breakfast looking at that! she ruined my lunch as well!! damn you whoever you are!
who is she?? is she a porn star? because that would explain a lot porn stars always dress wayyyyy over the top and such!she's gross!! I almost lost my pizza breakfast looking at that! she ruined my lunch as well!! damn you whoever you are!
While the boobs are definitely ridiculous I'd still bone her six ways from Sunday, and then throw $20 on the bed and tell her to get the fuck out of my house.
Is that supposed to be attractive? If I got turned on by silicon tits, it'd be a lot easier to wank off to my sister's Barbie. Never heard of that woman and I liked it that way.
you can all go to hell for making me do research on this (aka using google image search), but this ist what i came up with: another elegant less-is-more outfit on the classy jodie marsh, and i think we can be sure, those are not the same boobs. http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2004/06/jodiemarshPA040604_250x450.jpg
How would you sleep with those, by the way? You couldn't lie on your stomach (they're probably hard as rocks), and if you lay on your back, those giant globs would slide to the sides, which would be painful.
Maybe she has a special harness dangling from the ceiling.
In the words of Dame Britney Spears the third, 'it's the paparazzi's fault'. Quit taking pics of her and she'll have to go back to the red light district and wait for Hugh Grant to pick her up.
Oh my God. To anyone that thinks these are real: In the third pic, you can very clearly see the glare from the lights shining on her implant scar, right below her boobs. I'm pretty sure that's what it is. Why the hell would you show the world that???
Christ. Usually I like boobs, but I'm actually repulsed. I can't believe it. And I was thinking the same thing -- clay/silly putty, fuck yeah. Jodie, self implants at home using a butter knife and Play Doh is not a good idea.
Calm down everyone, calm down. We were just given a glimpse into the future and were privileged enough to see what Lindsay Lohan is going to be resorting to in a couple of years to have her picture taken. Thank you for the warning Jodie Marsh.
She had that done for medical reasons. Soon the huge knockers will be removed and appropriately placed below for her vagina transplant. Thus bringing a whole new meaning to the term 'regrowing one's virginity'.
Page 3 girls are supposed to be all natural, though I have seen a few and I have my doubts. Under teh muscle implants can look pretty real.
Anyways, this broad used to pose nude with natural boobs. Jordan said Jodie's tits looked like spaniels ears. I guess this hurt Jodie's feelings. Now it appears Jodie has gotten basketballs implanted under her skin. This makes her ineligible to pose for Page 3 anymore.
I hate that I know any of this garbage. I need to stop visiting sites like this one.
This chick is the superfreak Rick James sang about. Friends, you don't bring Jodie Marsh home to mama. One look at Jodie and my ma would know that I am a very, very naughty boy. No matter. Jodie, if you give me one week of your time, I will sex you out of your mind, I will drain every ounce of DNA I have to spare in you and on you. I will glaze the hotel room walls five times over. I love you even if you are a cheap tacky skank! You'd be my cheap tacky skank! ;)
seriously wtf is wrong with this woman YES YOU ARE A PORN STAR BUT...theres goddamn children at this opening you can see like a 12 year old girl and a young boy in the background behind her in one of the pictures why the hell would you trash yourself around in front children who arent even of age to watch your effin movies in the first place
Look at number three: those are fake. And I don't mean implant fake, I mean fake fake. Look where the bottom of the boobs meet her chest. There's an actual crack between her "boobs" and her "chest."
Jodie has a most unfortunate body and she paid for it. She just looks fat. Her legs and stomach look like stuffed sausages in a blanket. At least she wore black so that it reduces the effect. But ever notice how now she doesn't show her legs or stomach much in a while? Could it be that she can't work out anymore thanx to those monstrosities to keep her weight down? She probably needs the extra weight to hold those meat balloons up.
Looks like a candidate for http://awfulplasticsurgery.com/ in both the Boobs and Nose categories. Although i don't know if she qualifies as enough of a celebrity.
It looks like a fake chest... the whole thing is one big silicone prosthesis. Notice the change in skin tone above and below the necklace, and the glue shining on her skin below. A joke on the paparazzi, IMO.
That unfortunate nose is a whole different problem. I can't decide if it's a an example of cosmetic surgery gone bad, or badly needed.
They ARE latex falsies, check out the ITV website, they say it was a stunt for a reality TV show. I hate "the Marsh", but top marks for fooling almost everyone.
Who cares if they're fake? They're goddamn huge! And she's obviously a skank which, in my books, at least doubles her hotness. I hate how so many nerds like you come on here and are all like "well, i wouldn't have sex with her because she has low self-esteem and her breasts are made from silicone." Beggers can't be choosers my friend. Learn to recognize a hot ass bitch when you see one.
It was only a couple of years ago that she was having a go at Jordan (katie price) for having fake boobs and now she has gone and had them done!!??? IMO they are both stupid slappers and will never be taken seriously, I was just watching The all star talent show and JM got 95% on the clapometer, well done, considering 100% of the audience were her family and fans. Seriously any man who fancies these false people have no intelligence and probably run the country.
Jodie is famous for going on and on for having real boobs, that making her sexier than Jordan and stating she would never have implants. I am amazed to see what she has done. Not only has she got implants but really huge porno implants. There is something amazingly hot about this. I am SO incredibly turned on by seeing her with giant silicone juggs. Love you Jodie. x
122 Comments:
Great googley moogley!
By Anonymous, on 7:28 PM
fake boobs like that are REDICULOUSLY gross
By Anonymous, on 7:37 PM
Why would someone surgically implant an ass on her chest?
By Oedipa Maas, on 7:39 PM
Now I'd give her free rent, but I get the feeling that mouth never shuts. "Look at me!" We will, we will, just quiet down.
By The Absent Minded Landlord, on 7:51 PM
I'm not sure which is freakier; those enormous jugs flopped out on the sidewalk, how enthralled she obviously is with them, or that decidedly unnatural shelf-like thing at the tip of her nose.
By Anonymous, on 8:06 PM
lol. really no words able to describe this addition.
Other than of course that those are way too big for her body, which makes them perfect.
By Anonymous, on 8:16 PM
in addition to looking like a nasty, tackless whore, which is all in a days work for her, she looks like a black rubber beach ball exploding down the front. if youre gonna dress like a whore, at least look like a whore in an outift that flatters your figure.
although it appears nice nipples is the one feature she has to show off.
and to top it off, she looks damn pleased with herself. ugh.
By Anonymous, on 8:18 PM
i just laughed out loud
By Anonymous, on 8:43 PM
And the Brits look down on US as being tasteless money grubbers? That is, without a doubt, one of the most unattractive pretty women on the planet.
By Kitty X, on 8:46 PM
"Hmmmm. Since my pants have a zippper I don't really need this belt. But I really like the belt. There's gotta be a way that I can use this belt."
By Gonzo, on 8:47 PM
"Project Pat - Good Googly Moogly"?
By Anonymous, on 8:49 PM
Stay classy, San Diego.
By Dirk Hasselhoff, on 8:55 PM
Skanktastic!
By Anonymous, on 9:01 PM
holy shit! she actually went to the premiere of that piece of crap?
By prince_will, on 9:07 PM
those tits actually look like they are clay stuck on her chest.. its weird. the lumpiness, the surface texture (they look a bit matte for breasts).. all of it combines for one very weird set of knockers.
By Anonymous, on 9:16 PM
Who the hell is this woman? She's not that hot. I'll only beat off to her pics like 4 times tonight... really an off night for me.
Please post more pics of Kirsten Dunsts' teeth... I like to imagine my penis being run through a meat grinder.
Thanks
-J-Bird
By Anonymous, on 9:31 PM
I've never heard of this 'woman' and I really wish I could have kept it that way.
By Anonymous, on 9:59 PM
there is but one word to discribe her, and it is eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
By Anonymous, on 10:10 PM
Has she gotten her breasts enhanced even more recently? She used to have the olsen twins up there but now has added Uncle Jesse, that Canadian guy, AND Bob Saget. Stupid Full House!!
By Anonymous, on 11:12 PM
ew, she has 0 class. how can anyone be turned on by ass on the chest is beyond me...and how can anyone be as tasteless as this woman? she's disgusting. i doubt even porn mags would wanna employ her with her ugly boobs..unless they are the porn mags meant for rednecks, then yea. most importantly, who invited her?!
By Anonymous, on 11:30 PM
What an ugly sick freak. The UK are churning out hideous girls lately what with her and then Jordan and scrawny. Ugh!
By Anonymous, on 11:44 PM
9:16
clay! exactly what i was thinking. or two big loaves of silly putty, it also has the right color.
By Anonymous, on 11:52 PM
I don't mind fake boobs, but good Lord those are disgusting-looking. Silly Putty indeed!
By Anonymous, on 11:59 PM
Sillyputty woman aka Golddiggin bitch. . . the newest super hero(in) . Her superpowers you ask ? Well she can suffocate villains with her tits. if she's knocked on her front she bounces right back. If she's knocked on her ass her legs automatically go up in the air and squeeze any assailant to death. Best of all her shovel nose can sniff out a wad of cash in anyones pocket from miles away.
By strongvis, on 12:22 AM
Well they needed someone to arrive at that premiere.
Looks like she's trying out that new product for women. It's like that Beer Belly, only with with breasts. You know, because movie prices are so high...
I wonder where she keeps the straw... wait, nevermind.
By Anonymous, on 12:42 AM
fat piggy..
By d mumsie, on 1:01 AM
What is worse, her fake boobs or the fact that there was a premiere for 'Just My Luck'? There are so many reasons why this movie shouldn't exist already, but her antics at the premiere just reemphasize the fact that Armeggedon really needs to happen soon. Really!
By the way, wasn't Jodie in a whorish war of words with Jordan stating that she (Jodie) was ALL natural, 'keeping it real' and not a sellout, dumb, trashy whore? The only thing real about either of these women (and Lohan for that matter) is the gigantic size of their vaginas. I'm sure they've lost forks and coins in those vaccuumous fish holes.
By Anonymous, on 1:02 AM
much as you may not believe it, those boobs are real!! They are real saggy as well when she lets them out properly. But please don't judge us UK people on Jodie Marsh. We're tired of her as well.
By Anonymous, on 3:21 AM
her tits are sqaure. I mean.... they're square breasts. what the hell? some of the ugliest set of hooters ever brought out in public. Of course, she looks so proud of her surgically enhanced monstrosities.
By chenry, on 3:51 AM
...Penis says no.
To all those who think that anyone in the UK likes her: We're embarrassed. We're so hideously embarrassed.
By sam991, on 5:06 AM
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By Amy, on 5:15 AM
HEY!!!! Im a cute waitress at Red Lobster......but I go to college....and dont wear belts as shirts...
By Amy, on 5:17 AM
MY EYES!
By Anonymous, on 5:17 AM
I can't belive this woman thinks that her tits are attractive, it truly does look like her ass fell on her chest. And who the hell is she. Is she a porn star, caus ethat's the only industry I can see a need for mess of a woman.
By Anonymous, on 5:20 AM
Not to spoil the bitch-fest or anything but those fake tits are really fake tits, as in the kind you get in a costume party/novelty shop and wear on your chest.
I think she was trying to be funny, or ironic, or trying to make some kind of post-modern comment about contemporary pop culture.
Yeah. She's a deep thinker that way.
By an observer, on 5:23 AM
who let the cunt out?
By Baudelaire, on 6:05 AM
oh! it looks like *someone* didn't get enough attention growing up.
By Anonymous, on 6:07 AM
nipple scars, belly ring scars, tons of fake tanner...she's a dream
By Jake, on 6:15 AM
She looks like Haylie Duff in that first picture...
By Domino, on 6:30 AM
So here's the thing. I had no idea who the frig Jodie Marsh was so I looked her up on imdb. And there's pretty much nothing on her aside from a bit about her being on some nameless show and this quote:
"I'm very, very, very competitive in everything I do, I will be trying hard to beat everybody"
...off. They forgot the last word...off. Then again, this would explain two things about these pictures:
A) Her humungous clay bombs, she beat everyone out by having the biggest and worst looking chest there.
B) Since we don't have pics of La Lohan up yet I'm gonna go ahead and say she probably beat everyone else at being the most skankily dressed at that particular event.
You go, Jodie! You can beat 'em all...off.
By Vigilante, on 6:39 AM
Why are people so fascinated with giant tits? She looks deformed. Hard to believe someone could be so fascinated by their own breasts that they'd neglect their lopsided ass.
By Anonymous, on 6:54 AM
Several of you have said you can't find the word for this picture. I have, it's called "GROTESQUE."
How abused as a child do you have to be to grow up and need to do this to feel liked?
Tragic. Her therapist must want to quit.
By Anonymous, on 6:54 AM
and her funking nipples are small. thumbs down
By Anonymous, on 7:08 AM
This is pathetic! Her boobs look painful, like flesh-colored rocks.
By Anonymous, on 8:00 AM
who is she?? is she a porn star? because that would explain a lot porn stars always dress wayyyyy over the top and such!she's gross!!
I almost lost my pizza breakfast looking at that! she ruined my lunch as well!! damn you whoever you are!
By carla, on 8:07 AM
who is she?? is she a porn star? because that would explain a lot porn stars always dress wayyyyy over the top and such!she's gross!!
I almost lost my pizza breakfast looking at that! she ruined my lunch as well!! damn you whoever you are!
By carla, on 8:07 AM
classy broad.
By Anonymous, on 8:08 AM
Gross!! This proves there is such a thing as too big!
By Anonymous, on 8:43 AM
I think everyone already said what I think about the boobs, so... What the hell is wrong with her nose?
By Anonymous, on 8:57 AM
disgusting... ecaaa
and her nose looks like a penis!
By Anonymous, on 9:06 AM
While the boobs are definitely ridiculous I'd still bone her six ways from Sunday, and then throw $20 on the bed and tell her to get the fuck out of my house.
By Anonymous, on 9:22 AM
does anyone find that attractive?
By Anonymous, on 9:29 AM
Sweet sassy molassy!!!
By Anonymous, on 10:23 AM
I agree with the comment that she totally looks like Haylie Duff... at least face-wise! It's the nose... eeeeeeeeekk!
By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM
I agree with the comment that she totally looks like Haylie Duff... at least face-wise! It's the nose... eeeeeeeeekk!
By Anonymous, on 10:27 AM
Is that supposed to be attractive? If I got turned on by silicon tits, it'd be a lot easier to wank off to my sister's Barbie. Never heard of that woman and I liked it that way.
By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM
I'm very confused by the comment that said this was a costume shop purchased chest... um, what?
Them's sucker's attached, that much is QUITE clear.
By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM
Jeezus, I've never heard of her before, but she's utterly repugnant. Just ... ish.
By Anonymous, on 11:06 AM
to the person who says they're a costume shop purchase -- i'd definitely believe it, they look fake in a non-silicone way, but what is your source?
By Anonymous, on 11:35 AM
you can all go to hell for making me do research on this (aka using google image search), but this ist what i came up with:
another elegant less-is-more outfit on the classy jodie marsh, and i think we can be sure, those are not the same boobs.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2004/06/jodiemarshPA040604_250x450.jpg
By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
That's classy. Big gross lumpy boobs on a gross lumpy blonde.
I think I'm more shocked that 'Just My Luck' had a premiere there. Isn't it time to go to DVD yet?
By CK1, on 11:47 AM
I think they're joke shop ones too, look at the squashed bottoms of them.
By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM
That's the ugliest cartoon character I've ever seen.
By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM
Wow. She is really gross.
By Anonymous, on 1:18 PM
How would you sleep with those, by the way? You couldn't lie on your stomach (they're probably hard as rocks), and if you lay on your back, those giant globs would slide to the sides, which would be painful.
Maybe she has a special harness dangling from the ceiling.
By Anonymous, on 1:57 PM
If she had just winked, then she'd have a good immitation of any Lindsay Lohan poster.
By jeditemple, on 1:59 PM
I thought page 3 made sure they only used girls with real boobs? *eyes bleed*
By Dani, on 2:03 PM
A face like a greasy hyena.
Definitely newer boobs though.
By CK1, on 2:10 PM
ck1--
OMG. So those flesh globes are actually an improvement?
That just made the baby Jesus cry.
By Anonymous, on 3:16 PM
In the words of Dame Britney Spears the third, 'it's the paparazzi's fault'. Quit taking pics of her and she'll have to go back to the red light district and wait for Hugh Grant to pick her up.
By Anonymous, on 3:23 PM
Oh my God. To anyone that thinks these are real: In the third pic, you can very clearly see the glare from the lights shining on her implant scar, right below her boobs. I'm pretty sure that's what it is. Why the hell would you show the world that???
Christ. Usually I like boobs, but I'm actually repulsed. I can't believe it. And I was thinking the same thing -- clay/silly putty, fuck yeah. Jodie, self implants at home using a butter knife and Play Doh is not a good idea.
By Gina, on 4:08 PM
She's competitive, heh? Is she competing with Jordan to see who can stuff the most pigs in their chest or who can swallow the most semen in one night?
By Brandy, on 4:09 PM
Calm down everyone, calm down. We were just given a glimpse into the future and were privileged enough to see what Lindsay Lohan is going to be resorting to in a couple of years to have her picture taken.
Thank you for the warning Jodie Marsh.
By Anonymous, on 5:38 PM
She had that done for medical reasons. Soon the huge knockers will be removed and appropriately placed below for her vagina transplant. Thus bringing a whole new meaning to the term 'regrowing one's virginity'.
By Anonymous, on 5:47 PM
ck1:
that link you posted! I don't know which is worse, the old lady flopover pancake boobs or the new and improved basketball boobs.
Either way, seems like this idiot bitch makes a living from showing up events with her boobs strapped down.
By Anonymous, on 6:01 PM
Heee hee hee ha ha ha hoo hoo hoo
SHE HAS SQUARE BOOOOOOBIES
How totally weird!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 6:03 PM
ummm, since when are boobs square??? lol
By Anonymous, on 6:13 PM
ummm, since when are boobs square?? lol
By kekela, on 6:15 PM
umm since when are boobs square???
By Anonymous, on 6:16 PM
umm, since when are boobs square?
By kekela, on 6:17 PM
MY FUCKING EYES!!
By Anonymous, on 6:53 PM
Page 3 girls are supposed to be all natural, though I have seen a few and I have my doubts. Under teh muscle implants can look pretty real.
Anyways, this broad used to pose nude with natural boobs. Jordan said Jodie's tits looked like spaniels ears. I guess this hurt Jodie's feelings. Now it appears Jodie has gotten basketballs implanted under her skin. This makes her ineligible to pose for Page 3 anymore.
I hate that I know any of this garbage. I need to stop visiting sites like this one.
By Anonymous, on 7:02 PM
I like how she is pointing to them, as if we might otherwise miss them.
By Anonymous, on 7:04 PM
TACKY WACKY HO!
By Anonymous, on 7:24 PM
Now I know what Michael Jackson would look like if he had tits!!!
They both must go to the same deranged surgeon!
By Anonymous, on 7:25 PM
This chick is the superfreak Rick James sang about. Friends, you don't bring Jodie Marsh home to mama. One look at Jodie and my ma would know that I am a very, very naughty boy. No matter. Jodie, if you give me one week of your time, I will sex you out of your mind, I will drain every ounce of DNA I have to spare in you and on you. I will glaze the hotel room walls five times over. I love you even if you are a cheap tacky skank! You'd be my cheap tacky skank! ;)
By Anonymous, on 7:27 PM
seriously wtf is wrong with this woman YES YOU ARE A PORN STAR BUT...theres goddamn children at this opening you can see like a 12 year old girl and a young boy in the background behind her in one of the pictures why the hell would you trash yourself around in front children who arent even of age to watch your effin movies in the first place
By Anonymous, on 9:47 PM
I think that's one of those fake chests, you know, like the fake asses you buy at halloween...right? right?
By Anonymous, on 10:59 PM
No, seriously, they look like they're made of papier-mache and glued on. I don't think those are surgical scars, I actually think it's glue.
They look like prosthetics. And those nipples are not real.
By Anonymous, on 1:17 AM
Look at number three: those are fake. And I don't mean implant fake, I mean fake fake. Look where the bottom of the boobs meet her chest. There's an actual crack between her "boobs" and her "chest."
I cannot believe I'm actually typing this shite.
By Anonymous, on 1:20 AM
honey....i'm goin motorboatin...ppppppppbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
By Anonymous, on 4:36 AM
that's disgusting. the pictures and your comment (4:36)
By Anonymous, on 9:35 AM
Jodie has a most unfortunate body and she paid for it. She just looks fat. Her legs and stomach look like stuffed sausages in a blanket. At least she wore black so that it reduces the effect. But ever notice how now she doesn't show her legs or stomach much in a while? Could it be that she can't work out anymore thanx to those monstrosities to keep her weight down? She probably needs the extra weight to hold those meat balloons up.
By Brandy, on 9:38 AM
In pic 4 she looks like Carnie Wilson. I think I'd rather watch Britney and K-Fed make out.
By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM
Okay...clearly I should have read "This Looks Nothing Like Britney Spears, Part Deux" first before claiming to watch B.S. make out with Douch bag.
By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
Only a mongoloid idiot would think that looks good. That's just ugly, like the rest of her.
By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM
I'd motorboat that shit all day!! PHHHBBBPPHHHBBBPPHHHBBBPPHHHHBBBBB!!!
(.)(.)
By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM
The only thing larger than her breasts is her stretched-out, overworked, loose...
Belt, of course.
By Anonymous, on 5:21 PM
Page 3 is for real boobs and she was on there when she had some. Not anymore though and these look disgusting.
Thank god us English have Kelly Brook and Lucy Pinder to represent us in America and not this tramp...
By Robb, on 5:27 PM
That's TERRIFYING. Good news is she probably weighs more than me.
By Jem, on 6:07 PM
5:27, don't worry, we still owe you for providing Kate Winslet.
By Anonymous, on 7:10 PM
Gross!!!
By Anonymous, on 9:35 PM
Looks like a candidate for http://awfulplasticsurgery.com/ in both the Boobs and Nose categories. Although i don't know if she qualifies as enough of a celebrity.
By Anonymous, on 1:03 AM
that is seriously the most fucked up thing ive ever seen. seriously.
By Anonymous, on 2:16 AM
A shame really.
She used to be smoking hot.
When will women learn not to go any bigger when they're at their peak of sexiness?
:sad:
By Anonymous, on 3:49 AM
I'd hit it
By Anonymous, on 10:27 AM
There was a time when she did actually look kind of attractive, like in this Lodge shoot she did for Page3.com
http://www.page3.com/lodge/jodie2/index.php
But dear, sweet Jesus why would anybody do that to themselves? Those globes on her chest are absolutely obscene, really.
By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM
Talk about some thunder thighs and I'd hate to see that ass from behind. Chica, you're too damn trashy.
By Anonymous, on 9:51 PM
It looks like a fake chest... the whole thing is one big silicone prosthesis. Notice the change in skin tone above and below the necklace, and the glue shining on her skin below. A joke on the paparazzi, IMO.
That unfortunate nose is a whole different problem. I can't decide if it's a an example of cosmetic surgery gone bad, or badly needed.
-JimD
By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM
Tell me she bought that at a gag gift halloween store.
By Red Morgan Flint, on 12:09 AM
Didn't I see that at a Halloween gag gift store? Oh, and the fake boobs too.
By Red Morgan Flint, on 12:11 AM
They ARE latex falsies, check out the ITV website, they say it was a stunt for a reality TV show.
I hate "the Marsh", but top marks for fooling almost everyone.
http://www.itv.com/news/index_34caf0de581f606837557450af56f3c0.html
By Anonymous, on 4:31 AM
I'D F**K HER!
By Anonymous, on 10:01 AM
So they're fake-fake? That's unfortunate...
By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
The brits don't look down on you because your money-grabbers. Nooooo! It's cos your all fat & stupid!
By Anonymous, on 4:26 AM
Who cares if they're fake? They're goddamn huge! And she's obviously a skank which, in my books, at least doubles her hotness. I hate how so many nerds like you come on here and are all like "well, i wouldn't have sex with her because she has low self-esteem and her breasts are made from silicone." Beggers can't be choosers my friend. Learn to recognize a hot ass bitch when you see one.
By Anonymous, on 3:15 PM
It's a suit dumbasses
By Anonymous, on 4:42 PM
It was only a couple of years ago that she was having a go at Jordan (katie price) for having fake boobs and now she has gone and had them done!!??? IMO they are both stupid slappers and will never be taken seriously, I was just watching The all star talent show and JM got 95% on the clapometer, well done, considering 100% of the audience were her family and fans. Seriously any man who fancies these false people have no intelligence and probably run the country.
By Anonymous, on 12:52 PM
Well I think she is one hot chick! I think most men would not say no to that!!
What a babe :-)
By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM
Jodie is famous for going on and on for having real boobs, that making her sexier than Jordan and stating she would never have implants. I am amazed to see what she has done. Not only has she got implants but really huge porno implants. There is something amazingly hot about this. I am SO incredibly turned on by seeing her with giant silicone juggs. Love you Jodie. x
By sdh, on 2:24 PM
I love what she has done to herself. She is SO hot now.
By Anonymous, on 3:29 PM
sooo hot!! i'd love to squeeze her fakies soo hard that the silicone would squirt out her nipples!!
By Anonymous, on 6:54 AM
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