Johnny Depp Has a Designer Imposter

39 Comments:

  • Johnny was such a pretty boy in Jumpstreet. I thought he was totally 'rad'. I am amazed he had the brains and character to break the typical route someone in his shoes might have gone. Washed up ;)
    He has survived and thrived and he is hotter than ever!

    By Anonymous, on 10:09 PM  

  • Hilarious! Jenny, I <3 you!

    P.S. Can I borrow your shirt?

    By Anonymous, on 11:55 PM  

  • What is it about those Cherokees that produces such gorgeous creatures ... Johnny Depp, Don Johnson, Val Kilmer to name but a few???

    By Anonymous, on 12:04 AM  

  • OMG, my nipples are hard :)

    By Anonymous, on 12:05 AM  

  • Aw, man. I saw that picture of Johnny from back n the day and my crotch literally ACHED at the site. I don't know when I lost the ability to have that kind of crush, but it kind of sucks that it's gone.

    By Anonymous, on 12:06 AM  

  • Jenny I bet you were fun to hang out with in high school. And now too! I am tempted to get my own printed. I like the slogan "In own juice" like tins of fruit cocktail.

    By Anonymous, on 1:48 AM  

  • I'm a heterosexual man, but I'd fuck Johnny. Hawt, IMO. ;-P

    By Anonymous, on 2:56 AM  

  • Aw, he's so purdy I just wanna fold 'im up and put 'im in my pocket!

    (Jenny, you're seriously starting to turn me on now.)

    By jegglemenks foltingbolt, on 4:53 AM  

  • Funnily enough I loved Michael Delouise (scuse spelling) better in 21 Jump street. Johnny never bloody ages! My 24 yr old son didn't believe me when I told him that Johnny and I are the same age!
    *sniff*

    By Anonymous, on 6:00 AM  

  • I may be a little out of line here...

    but I'd lick Johnny's butthole until he farted

    By Brandy, on 8:35 AM  

  • johnny depp is fucking ugly

    By Anonymous, on 8:45 AM  

  • Me hope him not spend too much wampum on dumb shirt. How.

    By Anonymous, on 9:02 AM  

  • One word: Hot. Hot Hot Hot. Oops that's three words. Hot. And he can ACT. Hotter than Hot. Sigh...sure hope I can re-dream my most favorite dream soon about Johnny Depp & Robert Downey Jr. & me going at it like pure animals... :)

    (Okay, before anyone tells me to "get a life" I have one, thanks, and a little fantasy now and then makes it all the much better.)

    By ModGirl, on 9:06 AM  

  • ModGirl.....we have the same fantasy! I thought I was the only person who thought RDJ was hot!!

    By Anonymous, on 10:07 AM  

  • Is it just me or do you notice in those pics that as the seasons go on , Johnny moves up to the front and the other 4 move further back in the background? That must really burst your ego if you're those other people! haha. Johnny is the best! He's hot no matter what role he does!! But being a pirate takes the cake for me!!!

    By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM  

  • Hello there Anony. #?, you're so right about Johnny Depp stealing the spotlight -- talent wins every time huh! Well, most of the time. I only remember JD and DeLuise and now who was that other guy w/dark hair? Richard something? Wonder where he's waiting tables now.

    By ModGirl, on 11:48 AM  

  • did someone just say val kilmer is attractive? man, girls are stupid.

    By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM  

  • Hey Anony. #?, yes I think Robert Downey Jr. is very hot too -- he and JD are by far the best actors of their generation, or most any other for that matter. AND HOT. Um MMMMMMMMM............

    By ModGirl, on 12:05 PM  

  • Hey Anony. #?, yes I think Robert Downey Jr. is very hot too -- he and JD are by far the best actors of their generation, or most any other for that matter. AND HOT. Um MMMMMMMMM............

    By ModGirl, on 12:05 PM  

  • Hey Anony.#?, yep I think Robert D. Jr. is HOTTTTT too, and I think he and JD are THE best actors of their generation -- or any other, for that matter. And HOTTTTT...

    MMMMMMMM.......... :)

    By ModGirl, on 12:16 PM  

  • I'd like a designer imposter of Johnny Depp.

    By Oedipa Maas, on 12:17 PM  

  • Do ya ever wonder if any of these hotties (Johnny being one)ever Google themselves, find one of these blogs and kill themselves laughing? :) I mean, how could a guy keep a straight face, when Brandy's gonna "lick his butthole till he farts"! And what about his wife, she has to live with the morning breath, the skid marks and the seat up. He might LOOK like a god, but I bet his shit stinks! (or maybe its just sour grapes 'cause I don't get to bang him ;)

    By Anonymous, on 12:20 PM  

  • Sorry bout the multiple posts re RDJ & JD, something happened w/the server...

    Hey Anony. #?, you got me LMAO w/your post about the possibility of self-google and the rest!!!

    And Oedipa Maas, I'm with you on the JD designer imposter! Wonder if they sell those at Walgreens...

    By ModGirl, on 1:30 PM  

  • dear modgirl: "something happened w/ the server" huh? doubt it.

    You just hit the submit button 3 times. Duhr. And you even changed the "very hot" to "HOTTTTT" between pushes #2 and #3. but I must admit, nice stylistic change. very subtle. it conveys the nuance of your comment much better. keep up the good work.

    I'm gagging on my own sarcasm.

    By post-mod girl, on 4:58 PM  

  • They have Jumpstreet on DVD? Awesome. You raise an excellent point, hilarious as always, Jenny.

    By Jacquie, on 6:45 PM  

  • I want to fuck Jenny in the mouth. That is all.

    By Anonymous, on 6:49 PM  

  • Dear Post-Mod Girl: Thanks for the commentary. Lighten up and smile :) 'cos Jesus loves you.

    By ModGirl, on 7:28 AM  

  • I know its been said before but 'JOHNNY DEPP IS THE HOTTEST ACTOR HOLLYWOOD HAS EVER SEEN!'
    He is brilliant in all his roles and is completely flexible as an actor. Three cheers for Captian Jack Sparrow!

    By Anonymous, on 8:15 AM  

  • Me too! Jenny's lips are heavenly, but her eyes are orgasmic!

    I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING!!!

    By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM  

  • TO: ANONYMOUS 10:53 AM:

    YOUR SOUL?

    FROM: "LOUIS CYPHER" ;)

    By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM  

  • Hell yeah, this is the original mouth-fucker. I'd give up my soul just to wank on her bare chest!

    By Anonymous, on 2:49 PM  

  • who's jenny, isn't this about johnny?

    By Anonymous, on 11:26 PM  

  • Jenny is the hottie that writes most of this site. Screw Johnny, I'm alls about Jenny!

    By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM  

  • I'm a heterosexual man, but I'd fuck Johnny. Hawt, IMO. ;-P

    ^^^June 13, 2006 2:56 AM

    Well I guess that would mean you're reeeaaaalllly not a heterosexual man now wouldn't it?

    By Anonymous, on 3:40 PM  

  • June 14, 2006 11:26 PM

    Jenny's the Johnny of gossip/entertainment bloggers!

    By shuzzayum, on 5:44 PM  

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    By Danielle, on 8:19 PM  

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    By Danielle, on 8:29 PM  

  • to brandy i'm not trying to be hard on u but i realy have to say that when you said what you did it came off veary disrespectful because u have to relize that he has a family.
    johnnys biggest fan Danielle
    ps the person that said johnny was ugly they must be out of there flipin minds. johnny is the hottest guy i'v ever seen in my hole life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    love u lots johnny

    By Danielle, on 8:38 PM  

  • SHE

    By timothythornton, on 4:07 PM  

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