Jesus Christ, she looks absolutely sickly. Orlando Bloom must have a thing for skeletons. I hope he doesn't bruise his penis every time he has sex with her.
She disappears in the fourth picture, she's hideously sunburned, and I counted at least four ribs. However, my concern for her is much more superficial than any well-thought out comments on her health. Who the HELL is her colorist? I'm not sure that a pumpkin hue to reverse platinum roots are really ever going to be 'in'. Also, anonymous 6:44, I must respectfully disagree with you in one respect: Orlando is not a poofter. No self-respecting gay matinee idol would EVER date a girl whose jaw line was more razor-sharp than his. And hers definitely is. Dear Lord.
I think to play Lois Lane in Superman movies, you have to be bony, angular and scary looking. Look for her to be living under someone's house in about 5 years.
I think she has a lovely face, even though it is pretty damn gaunt right now. As she ages that is going to look awful if she doesn't put on some weight. She has wonderful symmetry and bone structure. She is a lucky girl. How on earth can somone this attractive be so insecure that she starves herself to fit an unhealthy Hollywood ideal? The peer pressure must be un-fucking-real because this garbage just keeps happening over and over again. When will these entertainers stop negotiating with reality about how detrimental this is to their health?
Ok I know I'm supposed to dog on them so: How do you think anyone gets this thin? I suspect laxatives, appetite suppression and good old starvation techniques. She doesn't look like she's on coke, but that is a pretty popular weight management technique in H'wood.
I agree about her hair, its Nichole Kidman neon and it looks like crap. The lack of a bra is not flattering because it makes her look even scrawnier. I used to love me some Orlando. He looks a bit skeevy in these pics: like a cuban child molester.
What happened to her? She looks like she needs to spend some time in that eating disorder place that Katharine McPhee was in. She still has a very pretty face but she is very sickly looking.
I didn't realize she was back together with Orlando - guess I have to hate her again for taking my man. lol
they look forced to pose together in the 3rd pic..it's weird...wonder if they really are together or if they're doing the whole my-movie-is-opening-so-we-need-to-show-up-together bit...esp since he apparently gets around...i wonder...........
I've never noticed her two toned eyes before! Weird.
She has a pretty face, but god the sunburn. That's gonna give her wrinkles and skin cancer. But, I'm sure she'll have the money to fix it all..
I think there's a new trend for the girls who don't have fake boobies... make sure your nipples show at every possible chance. Sure, smaller fun bags don't get as much attention... unless you make sure everyone knows the color of your areola!!
LOL @ the ads at the bottom being for bobblehead dolls.
She looks dreadful; her face is a prime example of Botox gone wrong. Seriously she should fire her stylist for allowing her to come out of the house with hair like that. Her boney chest and horrible posture show that she is just minutes away from dropping like a fly. Shame for someone who used to be so normal.
You just know some fat-fuck producer with BO, back hair and wheezing smelly breath told her she needed to lose weight if she wanted to become a "star."
I don't think overly skinny is a true "Hollywood ideal." Pretty much everyone seems to feel the psycho-thin chicks are ugly. Once you go razor-blade-thin the tabloids start speculating about your eating disorders and women's groups start hounding you because you "present a bad image to young girls." Maybe these chicks just do it for the publicity. Plus then everyone can applaud them when they "get help" and "become healthy again."
Um, Orlando likes the skinny boy look. And by he likes the skinny boy look, I mean he has sex with skinny boys. And by has sex with, I mean anal monkey sex without lube. Puffer.
Looks like she's following the Eva Herzigova route, who went on Atkins, lost huge amounts of weight, became a literal stick figure and has spent years trying to get her figure back. The sad part is, it never does come back quite the way it used to be. Her Blue Crush days are long behind her now, as is her health.
She looks gross actually, I guess Orlando's no longer with her or something, because she's been looking all gremlin like like Victoria Beckham...EWWW...
She looked gorgeous in Blue Crush but now? Ugh. The hair, the sunburn tan and the skeletal look is NOT a good look! I want to see Sueprman Returns but I can't bare watching 'that'. I suppose I'll just shield my sight of her with my straw from my drink. I'm sure she'll easily be blocked from my sight this way.
"I've never noticed her two toned eyes before! Weird." Serious??? That's the first thing I noticed when she first came onto the scene years ago. Her one greeny brown, one blue eye is very obvious and extremely distracting!
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Lame, she was hot in the surf movie... And he's a poof, for sure.
By Anonymous, on 6:44 PM
I hate to ask a dumb question... but where's Kate in the fourth picture?
By Anonymous, on 6:45 PM
Jesus Christ, she looks absolutely sickly. Orlando Bloom must have a thing for skeletons. I hope he doesn't bruise his penis every time he has sex with her.
By Anonymous, on 6:52 PM
She disappears in the fourth picture, she's hideously sunburned, and I counted at least four ribs. However, my concern for her is much more superficial than any well-thought out comments on her health. Who the HELL is her colorist? I'm not sure that a pumpkin hue to reverse platinum roots are really ever going to be 'in'. Also, anonymous 6:44, I must respectfully disagree with you in one respect: Orlando is not a poofter. No self-respecting gay matinee idol would EVER date a girl whose jaw line was more razor-sharp than his. And hers definitely is. Dear Lord.
By Kitty X, on 6:58 PM
Orlando looks just like this girl I used tp know from Florida, but anyway...
She looks bad, but I will give her that ... at least her face is still cute. Bobble-head indeed.
By Anonymous, on 7:12 PM
I think to play Lois Lane in Superman movies, you have to be bony, angular and scary looking. Look for her to be living under someone's house in about 5 years.
By Anonymous, on 7:15 PM
She would benefit from getting a good pushup bra to push what's left of her saggy boobs together and fill in that chest ribs...
But who cares when that brunette bitch she's with is a lot prettier anyway.
By The One, on 7:17 PM
orlando's hair looks bad
he needs to cut it and grow it back out again so it doesnt look so damaged
By Anonymous, on 7:23 PM
Yeah, a bra would've been a good thing in this case.
Nice dress though. Even though her's is "polly-pocket" sized.
By Anonymous, on 7:24 PM
haha gross
By brandon@elbo.ws, on 7:35 PM
I think she has a lovely face, even though it is pretty damn gaunt right now. As she ages that is going to look awful if she doesn't put on some weight. She has wonderful symmetry and bone structure. She is a lucky girl. How on earth can somone this attractive be so insecure that she starves herself to fit an unhealthy Hollywood ideal? The peer pressure must be un-fucking-real because this garbage just keeps happening over and over again. When will these entertainers stop negotiating with reality about how detrimental this is to their health?
Ok I know I'm supposed to dog on them so: How do you think anyone gets this thin? I suspect laxatives, appetite suppression and good old starvation techniques. She doesn't look like she's on coke, but that is a pretty popular weight management technique in H'wood.
I agree about her hair, its Nichole Kidman neon and it looks like crap. The lack of a bra is not flattering because it makes her look even scrawnier. I used to love me some Orlando. He looks a bit skeevy in these pics: like a cuban child molester.
By Anonymous, on 8:10 PM
What happened to her? She looks like she needs to spend some time in that eating disorder place that Katharine McPhee was in. She still has a very pretty face but she is very sickly looking.
I didn't realize she was back together with Orlando - guess I have to hate her again for taking my man. lol
By Anonymous, on 8:42 PM
Borelando and Blahsworth - two bland tastes that taste like tapioca together!
Oh, Orlando, I used to care. Make me care again!
K-bobble is not Lois Lane.
By Anonymous, on 8:44 PM
they look forced to pose together in the 3rd pic..it's weird...wonder if they really are together or if they're doing the whole my-movie-is-opening-so-we-need-to-show-up-together bit...esp since he apparently gets around...i wonder...........
By Anonymous, on 9:20 PM
her multi-color eyes scare me. i'm not sure she's actually human....
By Anonymous, on 9:31 PM
her skeletor body is the grossest thing i've seen in a long time. girl needs to go to the emergency room.
By Anonymous, on 9:32 PM
The 60+ woman standing next to her has better posture!
By Anonymous, on 9:48 PM
I've never noticed her two toned eyes before! Weird.
She has a pretty face, but god the sunburn. That's gonna give her wrinkles and skin cancer. But, I'm sure she'll have the money to fix it all..
I think there's a new trend for the girls who don't have fake boobies... make sure your nipples show at every possible chance. Sure, smaller fun bags don't get as much attention... unless you make sure everyone knows the color of your areola!!
By Anonymous, on 10:22 PM
LOL @ the ads at the bottom being for bobblehead dolls.
She looks dreadful; her face is a prime example of Botox gone wrong. Seriously she should fire her stylist for allowing her to come out of the house with hair like that. Her boney chest and horrible posture show that she is just minutes away from dropping like a fly. Shame for someone who used to be so normal.
By Anonymous, on 11:30 PM
You just know some fat-fuck producer with BO, back hair and wheezing smelly breath told her she needed to lose weight if she wanted to become a "star."
Pfff.
By boycott hollywood, on 3:52 AM
Dear lord, will someone please by her a sandwich. Orlando better be careful. If he's banging her too hard, he could crack her hip!
By Anonymous, on 5:25 AM
Hey, who's that dirty Mexican with Kate? LOL
By jeditemple, on 6:22 AM
I don't think overly skinny is a true "Hollywood ideal." Pretty much everyone seems to feel the psycho-thin chicks are ugly. Once you go razor-blade-thin the tabloids start speculating about your eating disorders and women's groups start hounding you because you "present a bad image to young girls." Maybe these chicks just do it for the publicity. Plus then everyone can applaud them when they "get help" and "become healthy again."
By Oedipa Maas, on 8:26 AM
Hey....where's the beef?!?!
By Anonymous, on 11:33 AM
God, I just don't get it. She was beautiful before. She didn't need to lose even a single pound. What is with these woman? Hollywood sucks.
By Anonymous, on 12:09 PM
looks like someone else has hired rachel zoe.
By Anonymous, on 12:29 PM
She was so cute in Blue Crush and Win a Date with Todd Hamilton.
By Anonymous, on 12:41 PM
jeditemple -
I swear, that guy delivered a pizza to my door just the other night. ;)
By mortimer duke, on 1:49 PM
Excuse me, but… who the hell is Kate Bosworth?
By cletus j. "bubba" huckabee jr., on 4:38 AM
Orlando Bloom is straight?
BWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!
By Anonymous, on 9:04 AM
Um, Orlando likes the skinny boy look. And by he likes the skinny boy look, I mean he has sex with skinny boys. And by has sex with, I mean anal monkey sex without lube. Puffer.
By Anonymous, on 9:06 AM
Just like tofu . . . bland, bland, bland. And stand up straight, please.
By Anonymous, on 5:05 PM
Looks like she's following the Eva Herzigova route, who went on Atkins, lost huge amounts of weight, became a literal stick figure and has spent years trying to get her figure back. The sad part is, it never does come back quite the way it used to be. Her Blue Crush days are long behind her now, as is her health.
By sam991, on 6:36 PM
She can't stand up straight, her head is too heavy...
By Anonymous, on 11:44 AM
Wow. That girl is seriously concave. She could keep a mean stash hidden in those vaults. She's like a drug trafficker's wet dream!
By Anonymous, on 8:43 PM
She looks gross actually, I guess Orlando's no longer with her or something, because she's been looking all gremlin like like Victoria Beckham...EWWW...
By Anonymous, on 1:20 PM
She looked gorgeous in Blue Crush but now? Ugh. The hair, the sunburn tan and the skeletal look is NOT a good look! I want to see Sueprman Returns but I can't bare watching 'that'. I suppose I'll just shield my sight of her with my straw from my drink. I'm sure she'll easily be blocked from my sight this way.
"I've never noticed her two toned eyes before! Weird."
Serious??? That's the first thing I noticed when she first came onto the scene years ago. Her one greeny brown, one blue eye is very obvious and extremely distracting!
By Anonymous, on 7:14 PM
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