It looks like she just wears the same outfits in different ways...not that she dresses very well...I may have seen her in one dress that I liked, it's been shitsville since then though...
Todd, thanks for continually posting the pictures of Hohan. I spend many hours playing connect the dots with her freckles. What really is cool is finding the hidden animals and microscopic spore shapes.
Reminds me of Brewster's Millions, except she's no Richard Pryor, John Candy's dead, and there's no baseball team involved. Wait, maybe it doesn't remind of that.
Anyway, it takes more than a hypnotist to cure a person of being an insipid cokewhore. Regarding her beef curtains, I'm sure she has enough holes punched in her Dr. Matlock Frequent Visitor card for a freebie.
I have an idea for what she can do with all the money she's blowing on designer stretch pants, along with the stockpiles of ugly clothes that she's not wearing. How about, hmmmmm, maybe DONATING IT?? You know, doing something good and useful for other people? I believe she'd mentioned something about getting into philanthropy. Well, this would be her chance. Just a thought.
I never understood the big deal over her. I never even thought she was even slightly cute. She looks just like her hag mother to me, just as old too. All used up and dried out. Plus that fake tan in pic 2 needs retouching, white knees with orange tan legs. sloppy. oh and she was a heifer in "mean girls" fat ass, then too thin - ugly either way. pft
Lindsay is sorta like a piece of food that gets stuck in the back of your teeth. You know what I mean -- it's that crawlspace where corn gets trapped. It's mildly irritating at first, but then you forget about it and continue to eat. A bit later, you're like "Geez, is that piece of crap still back there?" and you try to pry it out with your spoon. No luck. That night, you poke at it with your toothbrush, but it's lodged in real good. So, you go to sleep and forget about it. A week later, you feel it poke your gums again. "Holy crap, it's still there! I gotta get rid of this!" you say. Finally, you go to the dentist and he uses a happy little tool called "The Gouger" to remove the crud. What comes out is a festering, green lump of corn that smells like hot garbage. Relieved, you go out to lunch to celebrate the removal of the foul intruder. You skip the Santa Fe salad, because it has corn in it. You order a Oriental Chicken salad and while you're feasting on it, a peanut embeds itself into your gumline.
The big question I have is WHERE DOES SHE GET THE MONEY FOR THIS STUFF? She's made what, like three movies? She's not Julia Roberts pulling in $20 mil per flick, so how on earth does this layabout pay for all of this stuff?
The real question is HOW DOES SHE PAY FOR ALL OF THIS STUFF? She's made what, like three movies or something ridiculous like that, none of which would be catagorized as blockbusters. She's not Julia Roberts pulling in $20 mil per flick. I can't imagine where this layabout gets the money to support this lifestyle.
Yeah, you wonder how much stuff she gets comp. I don't know where she gets all this cash from either. Her movies have not made that much for her (respectively) when you factor in the high dollar life style and the coke habit, it doesn't add up.
She doesn't have a lot of advert income so I don't get it. But I think she has a lot more problems than a shopping addiction to deal with. Is she going to tattoo the word "Stop" on her other wrist. She could get confused and stop "breathing".
When is this girl going to disappear already. Let her spend all her money and just disappear forever from the entertainment world. Seriously, no one would even notice or care.
And as for her spending all that money on clothes.. maybe she should spend more on a different stylist b/c girl can't dress for shit.
Doesn't she know her 15 minutes are up? She should really be investing like crazy cause appearances on the Today Show aren't going to pay for those Prada bags much longer.
I bet there was a version of this story on E or Entertainment Tonight or some gay show like that because Hohans publicists want her to be in the 'news' on a constant basis. She obviously wants stories like this out about her to take our minds of the fact that she's a talentless, whiny, little whore. Now we can all just 'selfish' and 'greedy' to the list. Thanks lidz. Why doesn't she donate some of those clothes to the homeless? I'm sure some wino in L.A. or London, England for that matter would look fab carrying out his crack in a Prada bag.
No amount of clothes, shoes, bags or jewelry; or publicity, fame, parties, drugs, drinking or men will fill the deep, boundless void that resides at the core of this girl.
What she's desperately looking for is love, and yet it will always elude her because in looking for it she is doing everything that will prevent her from ever finding it. This is what happens when the father isn't around.
The only solution for her is to give up her "career", disappear from the limelight and try and live like an "ordinary" person, like the rest of us. Only then will she have a real chance at happiness.
She wont have a penny to her name when her career tanks. She might end up being the most famous face working the drive-thru at Wendy's. Just as long as she doesn't end up knocking over convenience stores, like the kids from Diff'rent Strokes.
dunno if this means much, but celebrities have started a new trend in wearing the same thing out over and over because it gives the paparazzi less money for their pictures.
what "good" movie has she done since MEAN GIRLS? Rachel McAdams IS way better than Lohan I think and hotter she had a few hits after MG Anyways I too would go nuts with the $$ but unlike her/others I would give some money away to the needy o well that's just me let her go broke IT CAN HAPPEN! then maybe people can snag some of her junk in EBAY
The part I find most upsetting is that half of her "overflowing closets" is full of shit she got for free. I could never understand why so many of the few people who can afford couture, get it for free.
I read somewhere while she claimed she was the "hardest working person I know". Fuck, like I don't know people who work off their asses every single day, except they don't have a million-dollar paycheck at the end of the day. Arrogant cunt!
I was wondering why nobody ever says anything about her cross-leg posing in every single red-carpet picture. I mean she might think that's her trade-mark standing but I just don't think that looks good nor sexy nor cute. Anyone?
43 Comments:
It looks like she just wears the same outfits in different ways...not that she dresses very well...I may have seen her in one dress that I liked, it's been shitsville since then though...
By Anonymous, on 9:45 AM
Todd, thanks for continually posting the pictures of Hohan. I spend many hours playing connect the dots with her freckles. What really is cool is finding the hidden animals and microscopic spore shapes.
By Ben Dover, on 9:55 AM
Is that the dress she had the nip slip in over a shirt?
By Brandy, on 9:56 AM
Reminds me of Brewster's Millions, except she's no Richard Pryor, John Candy's dead, and there's no baseball team involved. Wait, maybe it doesn't remind of that.
Anyway, it takes more than a hypnotist to cure a person of being an insipid cokewhore. Regarding her beef curtains, I'm sure she has enough holes punched in her Dr. Matlock Frequent Visitor card for a freebie.
/Richard Pryor dead?
By Gonzo, on 10:01 AM
considering that she has a ton of clothes you would think for once she would wear something decent.
By Brandy, on 10:14 AM
It's hard for me to believe that she spends thousands of dollars on the fugly crap that she wears. Seriously.
By Anonymous, on 10:15 AM
Yeah, its hard for me to believe that crap.
That girl is just, ewwwww!
By Anonymous, on 10:19 AM
All things Logan gives me the heebie geebies
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
*ROLLS EYES*
By Anonymous, on 10:24 AM
I have an idea for what she can do with all the money she's blowing on designer stretch pants, along with the stockpiles of ugly clothes that she's not wearing. How about, hmmmmm, maybe DONATING IT?? You know, doing something good and useful for other people? I believe she'd mentioned something about getting into philanthropy. Well, this would be her chance. Just a thought.
One more reason why I hate celebrities.
By Anonymous, on 10:29 AM
I never understood the big deal over her. I never even thought she was even slightly cute. She looks just like her hag mother to me, just as old too. All used up and dried out. Plus that fake tan in pic 2 needs retouching, white knees with orange tan legs. sloppy.
oh and she was a heifer in "mean girls" fat ass, then too thin - ugly either way. pft
By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
Mean Girls is the only time I ever thought she looked good.
By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM
Really, you didn't think her legs looked HUGE when she fell into that trash can? (heeeeeeee) ;)
By Anonymous, on 10:51 AM
Sounds like she just flat has an addictive personality and no self-control at all.
By sean, on 10:52 AM
If I had millions of dollars I would have no self control either.
By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM
But didn't some slimy mofo say that she ONLY has 7 mil.(and a firecrotch) only 7 mil, better go on welfare
By Anonymous, on 11:04 AM
Lindsay is sorta like a piece of food that gets stuck in the back of your teeth. You know what I mean -- it's that crawlspace where corn gets trapped. It's mildly irritating at first, but then you forget about it and continue to eat. A bit later, you're like "Geez, is that piece of crap still back there?" and you try to pry it out with your spoon. No luck. That night, you poke at it with your toothbrush, but it's lodged in real good. So, you go to sleep and forget about it. A week later, you feel it poke your gums again. "Holy crap, it's still there! I gotta get rid of this!" you say. Finally, you go to the dentist and he uses a happy little tool called "The Gouger" to remove the crud. What comes out is a festering, green lump of corn that smells like hot garbage. Relieved, you go out to lunch to celebrate the removal of the foul intruder. You skip the Santa Fe salad, because it has corn in it. You order a Oriental Chicken salad and while you're feasting on it, a peanut embeds itself into your gumline.
That's Lindsay Lohan again...
By jeditemple, on 11:25 AM
wow impressive not. how come she couldn't afford to buy underwear for her Nickelodeon awards outfit...
By Anonymous, on 11:34 AM
$20,000 in 20 minutes? I've done worse.
The problem with the likes of Hohan is that she knows the value of nothing.
Just because it's Prada and costs $8,000 doesn't mean you'll look good in it. At least that's why my stylist says to me daily.
By sam991, on 11:51 AM
i wish these douchebags would realize how fucking moronic they look in those ridiculous sunglasses. idiots.
By Anonymous, on 12:33 PM
The big question I have is WHERE DOES SHE GET THE MONEY FOR THIS STUFF? She's made what, like three movies? She's not Julia Roberts pulling in $20 mil per flick, so how on earth does this layabout pay for all of this stuff?
By coolpapaboze, on 12:44 PM
The real question is HOW DOES SHE PAY FOR ALL OF THIS STUFF? She's made what, like three movies or something ridiculous like that, none of which would be catagorized as blockbusters. She's not Julia Roberts pulling in $20 mil per flick. I can't imagine where this layabout gets the money to support this lifestyle.
By coolpapaboze, on 12:47 PM
Yeah, you wonder how much stuff she gets comp. I don't know where she gets all this cash from either. Her movies have not made that much for her (respectively) when you factor in the high dollar life style and the coke habit, it doesn't add up.
She doesn't have a lot of advert income so I don't get it. But I think she has a lot more problems than a shopping addiction to deal with. Is she going to tattoo the word "Stop" on her other wrist. She could get confused and stop "breathing".
By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM
Lindsey Lohan is a waste of space. I seriously cannot wait to see the E True Hollywood Story about her in a few years.
Also, Jedi...you need to get paid for the kinds of things you write. You are quite funny.
By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
When is this girl going to disappear already.
Let her spend all her money and just disappear forever from the entertainment world.
Seriously, no one would even notice or care.
And as for her spending all that money on clothes.. maybe she should spend more on a different stylist b/c girl can't dress for shit.
By Anonymous, on 1:25 PM
I think a lot of her green comes from appearances and shit like that. Oh, and her "music career".
By Jess, on 3:39 PM
Doesn't she know her 15 minutes are up? She should really be investing like crazy cause appearances on the Today Show aren't going to pay for those Prada bags much longer.
By Anonymous, on 3:43 PM
"I think a lot of her green comes from appearances and shit like that. Oh, and her "music career".
And her general 'whoring self out' a.k.a. high paying hooker job pays quite well. What's the going rate these days?
By Anonymous, on 3:44 PM
I bet there was a version of this story on E or Entertainment Tonight or some gay show like that because Hohans publicists want her to be in the 'news' on a constant basis. She obviously wants stories like this out about her to take our minds of the fact that she's a talentless, whiny, little whore. Now we can all just 'selfish' and 'greedy' to the list. Thanks lidz.
Why doesn't she donate some of those clothes to the homeless? I'm sure some wino in L.A. or London, England for that matter would look fab carrying out his crack in a Prada bag.
By Anonymous, on 3:55 PM
Don't tell anyone, but I heard she's a firecrotch...
By Anonymous, on 6:47 PM
No amount of clothes, shoes, bags or jewelry; or publicity, fame, parties, drugs, drinking or men will fill the deep, boundless void that resides at the core of this girl.
What she's desperately looking for is love, and yet it will always elude her because in looking for it she is doing everything that will prevent her from ever finding it. This is what happens when the father isn't around.
The only solution for her is to give up her "career", disappear from the limelight and try and live like an "ordinary" person, like the rest of us. Only then will she have a real chance at happiness.
By cerozoen, on 7:50 PM
She could also take some of that money and go to the dentist. Jesus, her teeth are the colour of cheese in the third picture.
By Mackoroni, on 8:08 PM
She wont have a penny to her name when her career tanks.
She might end up being the most famous face working the drive-thru at Wendy's.
Just as long as she doesn't end up knocking over convenience stores, like the kids from Diff'rent Strokes.
By Loob, on 9:12 PM
broke, anorexic and riddled with herpes... your future looks bright, lindsay
By Anonymous, on 9:31 PM
dunno if this means much, but celebrities have started a new trend in wearing the same thing out over and over because it gives the paparazzi less money for their pictures.
By Anonymous, on 9:35 PM
GOD DAMNIT IT'S THOSE FUCKING HOLLYWOOD SHADES AGAIN! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 7:18 AM
what "good" movie has she done since MEAN GIRLS? Rachel McAdams IS way better than Lohan I think and hotter she had a few hits after MG
Anyways I too would go nuts with the $$ but unlike her/others I would give some money away to the needy o well that's just me let her go broke IT CAN HAPPEN! then maybe people can snag some of her junk in EBAY
By carla, on 8:40 AM
oops forgot one thing: jeditemple you are VERY funny u keep me laughing thanks!that's why you are the JEDI
By carla, on 8:41 AM
she's not the only person in Hollywood getting paid... only person to whine about having money to spend though
By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM
The part I find most upsetting is that half of her "overflowing closets" is full of shit she got for free.
I could never understand why so many of the few people who can afford couture, get it for free.
By Anonymous, on 12:52 PM
I read somewhere while she claimed she was the "hardest working person I know". Fuck, like I don't know people who work off their asses every single day, except they don't have a million-dollar paycheck at the end of the day.
Arrogant cunt!
By Anonymous, on 5:42 AM
I was wondering why nobody ever says anything about her cross-leg posing in every single red-carpet picture. I mean she might think that's her trade-mark standing but I just don't think that looks good nor sexy nor cute. Anyone?
By Anonymous, on 4:14 PM
I just noticed she has black nail polish on her toes.. CREEPY !
By Paranoir, on 8:19 PM
Post a Comment
<< Continue Reading IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com