Please, we should all support this budding relationship if for no other reason than doing a film with Madonna will guarantee that Hohan disappears from the face of the earth, post haste!
Is there some kind of new homeless lady fashion craze going on in HW right now? If so, I'm throwing out all of my wife's clothes and rooting through dumpsters with Blohan this weekend.
WTF is with that dress/potato sack contraption? Did you notice the 'bump' in her belly? Could there be a little drunken fire crotch on the way? She needs so SERIOUS detox.
Okay, I'll be honest. I LOVE lindsay. Love her. Why? I have no idea. Possibly because I'm a redhead but sure I'm not that shallow? (note: I'm posting anonymously). And I LOVE Madonna. For more reasons that I could type here. Frankly, I was devastated when Madonna wore the Britney Spears tiny tee and made out with her at the VMA's because one trashy act I have never loved is Britney.
So say what you will but please don't say... (a) anything about lindsay's bump in that gold lame nightmare, lest she go back to being anorexic--her body is slamming in the 4th pic (b) don't diss Madge for anything other than being crazy. She's been an "it" girl for over 20 years now and she's still awesome. (making how much on her tour?) (c) okay so madonna's all kinds of whacked in the head but at least she's in control of her life...always has been. Something Linds here needs desperately to learn how to do.
Ok, I am also a redhead and I just can't deny that I do like Lindsay. I have no idea why, but shit, that first picture... she looks so cute!! She actually looks her age and it's so sad to see how screwed up she's gotten. Seriously, take a picture of her from like 3 years ago and compare to all the drugged out, jaded photos of her now... it's like before and after gone wild. So sad. And only redheads can understand the extreme annoyance at the sound of the word firecrotch... man, growing up with that in junior high... ugh... now all those bastards are sorry. They wish my crotch would light their fire! HA!
Exactly what advice is she going to give Lindsay? It did wonders for Britney. Should we expect the same in a couple of years from Lindsay? Madonna is a washed up old hag and this proves it. I don't go around looking for screwed up starlets to mentor. Have my own problems, which I assume so does Madge.
That first pics... She looks way too comfortable with her finger half way down her throat. Its like she was going to discreetingly puke under the table, but saw the photogs and tried to play it off.
I had a Jewish history teacher who said that technically you can't really be a kabbalist without (historically and genetically) being a Jew because of some of the doctrine involved. So, they can play at it all they want but thousands of Kabbalists and millions of Jews are secretly laughing at how ridiculous they are.
Sounds pretty pathetic actually, now Madonna is trying to get attention through her Kabbalah connection with Lindsay Lohan, who only got into that shit to be trendy...what a poseur!
MAdonna is a shitty role model. Her message: Abandon all of your morals in order to stay in the spotlight. She's a pure exhibitionist that is so dependent on an audience for approval. too bad she didn't go out with the eighties, loved her then. now she's just a hypocrit.
I think it is pathetic that Vadge tries to attach herself to the newest "it" girl. Bitch don't care about anyone or anything other than her "career". And if how she "helped" Brit is any indication, little ol' Firecrotch will be smoking Salem Lights and eating cheetos in no time flat.
Madonna attaches herself to hot young actresses for two reasons: her desperation to seem young and cool and with it (check the absurd "Hung up" music video), and her desire to get more people in her cult.
It's not even real Kabballah, I agree. It's sort of trendified Kabballah lite. Just the sort of thing an aging pop star would latch onto.
Anyway, I imagine this religious bent of Lindsays will last a few weeks, then she'll lost interest. Madonna will then talk trash about her, since she refuses to associate with people who aren't a part of the cult.
Madonna needs to go live in a hole somewhere and stop acting like she has anything good to offer. I think it's hilarious that H&M decided not to use her for ads because she doesn't hit their demographic. Does any 15-year-old know who she even is anymore??
did anyone see dumb-as-dirt shitney on dateline last night? if that's what results from a madonna "friendship" and this mystical wonderful kabbalah b.s., then hohan should run screaming for the woods.
another BFF for Madonna. bitch is a soul sucker. notice Brit's looks and career careened off a cliff after meeting (and kissing) Madonna. she's going to suck Lindsay's youth and success out of her throat and then never call her again
It has NOTHING to do with Kaballah. Madonna just wants to be connected to the hot, young stars who are getting all the attention and press. Now that Britney is so tragic, she doesn't want to be associated with her. Lohan's getting all the press, so Madonna is trying to get in the spotlight with her.
She's almost 48 years old hanging out w/ 19 year olds? Doesn't she have her own kids to be spending time with?
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i don't have to be in a cult to give advice. hey lindsay, stop fucking around, using coke, and being anorexic.
By Anonymous, on 1:21 PM
WTF is that first picture about? What's she doing?
By Anonymous, on 1:23 PM
Please, we should all support this budding relationship if for no other reason than doing a film with Madonna will guarantee that Hohan disappears from the face of the earth, post haste!
By coolpapaboze, on 1:28 PM
Hopefully she is picking some garbage out of her teeth so we don't have to see it again.
By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM
WTF is she wearing in those bottom photos?
Is there some kind of new homeless lady fashion craze going on in HW right now? If so, I'm throwing out all of my wife's clothes and rooting through dumpsters with Blohan this weekend.
By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM
WTF is with that dress/potato sack contraption? Did you notice the 'bump' in her belly? Could there be a little drunken fire crotch on the way? She needs so SERIOUS detox.
By Smee, on 1:36 PM
That chipped nailpolish look is fucking retarded. She looks like she just spent a week vacationing in a crack house.
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
"WTF is that first picture about? What's she doing?"
She's giving signals to a potential John at the bar. That's the signal for "I'm going to twist it and break it off in my mouth."
By jeditemple, on 1:47 PM
Okay, I'll be honest. I LOVE lindsay. Love her. Why? I have no idea. Possibly because I'm a redhead but sure I'm not that shallow? (note: I'm posting anonymously). And I LOVE Madonna. For more reasons that I could type here. Frankly, I was devastated when Madonna wore the Britney Spears tiny tee and made out with her at the VMA's because one trashy act I have never loved is Britney.
So say what you will but please don't say... (a) anything about lindsay's bump in that gold lame nightmare, lest she go back to being anorexic--her body is slamming in the 4th pic (b) don't diss Madge for anything other than being crazy. She's been an "it" girl for over 20 years now and she's still awesome. (making how much on her tour?) (c) okay so madonna's all kinds of whacked in the head but at least she's in control of her life...always has been. Something Linds here needs desperately to learn how to do.
By Anonymous, on 1:57 PM
Ok, I am also a redhead and I just can't deny that I do like Lindsay. I have no idea why, but shit, that first picture... she looks so cute!! She actually looks her age and it's so sad to see how screwed up she's gotten.
Seriously, take a picture of her from like 3 years ago and compare to all the drugged out, jaded photos of her now... it's like before and after gone wild. So sad.
And only redheads can understand the extreme annoyance at the sound of the word firecrotch... man, growing up with that in junior high... ugh... now all those bastards are sorry. They wish my crotch would light their fire!
HA!
By Anonymous, on 2:17 PM
What does Madonna have to teach anybody? Other than how to fake an English accent, of course.
I'd like to see Duff's new grill on Hohan.
By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM
I am no huge fan of Madonna's but I do have to give her credit for trying to mentor young singers/actresses.
By Anonymous, on 2:26 PM
I AM a fan of Madonna and I think it's less mentoring and more trying to suck the life force out of them.
Youth vampire.
By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM
Exactly what advice is she going to give Lindsay? It did wonders for Britney. Should we expect the same in a couple of years from Lindsay? Madonna is a washed up old hag and this proves it. I don't go around looking for screwed up starlets to mentor. Have my own problems, which I assume so does Madge.
By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM
I'm starting to really like anyone who isn't a scientologist.
By Anonymous, on 3:04 PM
That first pics... She looks way too comfortable with her finger half way down her throat. Its like she was going to discreetingly puke under the table, but saw the photogs and tried to play it off.
By Anonymous, on 3:30 PM
I had a Jewish history teacher who said that technically you can't really be a kabbalist without (historically and genetically) being a Jew because of some of the doctrine involved. So, they can play at it all they want but thousands of Kabbalists and millions of Jews are secretly laughing at how ridiculous they are.
By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM
I'd like her to pose, just like in the first pic, while I shoot a load on her face.
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By Anonymous, on 3:38 PM
i bet lindsay has a saggy vagina. shes been fucking everyone lately.
By prettyboy, on 3:47 PM
Sounds pretty pathetic actually, now Madonna is trying to get attention through her Kabbalah connection with Lindsay Lohan, who only got into that shit to be trendy...what a poseur!
By Anonymous, on 3:57 PM
MAdonna is a shitty role model.
Her message: Abandon all of your morals in order to stay in the spotlight.
She's a pure exhibitionist that is so dependent on an audience for approval. too bad she didn't go out with the eighties, loved her then. now she's just a hypocrit.
By The One, on 4:28 PM
Whatever respect I had for Madonna vanished a long time ago. All this "believe what I believe or you're not my friend" is completely bullshit.
And Hohan, well, let's just say I'd like five minutes of alone time with her so I could give her a Super-Glue enema. Dumb bitches, all of them.
By moo, on 4:48 PM
I think it is pathetic that Vadge tries to attach herself to the newest "it" girl. Bitch don't care about anyone or anything other than her "career". And if how she "helped" Brit is any indication, little ol' Firecrotch will be smoking Salem Lights and eating cheetos in no time flat.
By Anonymous, on 4:52 PM
Madonna attaches herself to hot young actresses for two reasons: her desperation to seem young and cool and with it (check the absurd "Hung up" music video), and her desire to get more people in her cult.
It's not even real Kabballah, I agree. It's sort of trendified Kabballah lite. Just the sort of thing an aging pop star would latch onto.
Anyway, I imagine this religious bent of Lindsays will last a few weeks, then she'll lost interest. Madonna will then talk trash about her, since she refuses to associate with people who aren't a part of the cult.
By Anonymous, on 6:35 PM
"WTF is that first picture about? What's she doing?"
coke users do crazy things
By Anonymous, on 8:46 PM
am i the only one who noticed the big f-ing ring on her left hand in the 2nd pic? is she engaged? i guess i havent been keeping up w/ my gossip.
By Anonymous, on 9:52 PM
her legs look orange.
By Anonymous, on 11:01 PM
Madonna needs to go live in a hole somewhere and stop acting like she has anything good to offer. I think it's hilarious that H&M decided not to use her for ads because she doesn't hit their demographic. Does any 15-year-old know who she even is anymore??
By Anonymous, on 7:26 AM
Madonna = Kylie Minogue, Gwen Stefani etc etc wannabe
Lindsay = just an ordinary cute teenager in the first 3 pics
By Anonymous, on 8:34 AM
did anyone see dumb-as-dirt shitney on dateline last night? if that's what results from a madonna "friendship" and this mystical wonderful kabbalah b.s., then hohan should run screaming for the woods.
By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM
7:26, sure they do! They know she's the old lady who snogged Britney.
By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM
8:46, she's picking the food out of her teeth as well as testing the gag reflex for later...you know how bulimic coke addicts are...
By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
so Lohan is the new Britney...
By Anonymous, on 3:08 PM
another BFF for Madonna. bitch is a soul sucker. notice Brit's looks and career careened off a cliff after meeting (and kissing) Madonna. she's going to suck Lindsay's youth and success out of her throat and then never call her again
By Anonymous, on 7:57 AM
It has NOTHING to do with Kaballah. Madonna just wants to be connected to the hot, young stars who are getting all the attention and press. Now that Britney is so tragic, she doesn't want to be associated with her. Lohan's getting all the press, so Madonna is trying to get in the spotlight with her.
She's almost 48 years old hanging out w/ 19 year olds? Doesn't she have her own kids to be spending time with?
Such a poser.
By Anonymous, on 7:21 AM
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