IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Maria Sharapova Gives Good Toe

Maria Sharapova Gives Good Toe

45 Comments:

I bet she was clenching teeth and fists because that frontal wedgy was painful.

By Anonymous, on 7:29 PM
This is the most awesome thing I have ever seen.

By coolpapaboze, on 7:41 PM
This is awesome.

By Anonymous, on 7:41 PM
Beautiful, talented, focused, not an egomaniac...

***dreamy sigh***

By sean, on 7:45 PM
That's an 8 or 9 out of a possible 10 points. That is one prominent camel toe.

Is that acne all over the back of her arms, or has she been getting her 'grand slam' on in a patch of poison oak/ivy/sumac????

JJ

By joejoe, on 8:03 PM
7:45 Beautiful? I guess if you're into the homely Kirsten Dunst look with a penchant for girls with chest zits.

Mmm, chest zits.

By Anonymous, on 8:07 PM
Maria is a fantastic athelete and she's way more talented than that fugly tranny, man-face, Jessica Simpson. YUCK! I never want to see Trannica Simpson's ballsack camel toe ever again!

By Anonymous, on 8:17 PM
7:45:

This aren't "chest zits". Those are freckles. Fair, blonde women have them. When you climb out of your mother's basement, you might meet one someday, and you might even get laid.

By Anonymous, on 8:22 PM
She's a sweet girl, natural and lovely. I do have to wonder if she was not aware of the crotch splitting situation going on though. It would be interesting if they tried to use her to sell this line of tennis wear ;)

By Anonymous, on 8:46 PM
I <3 Camel Toe!

By Anonymous, on 9:09 PM
She's ready for my big insertion. :0

By Anonymous, on 11:09 PM
*types one-handed*

By Anonymous, on 3:29 AM
Hot, young, talented, rich. I think I want to make a romance inside of her.

By Anonymous, on 3:45 AM
It still seems bizarre to me that she plays wearing earrings and a necklace.

...Oh yeah, Labia. Woo.

By sam991, on 4:51 AM
================================D
HOT

By Anonymous, on 7:15 AM
Maybe THAT'S why she grunts like a rhino on every return? Now I understand. (Admittedly not a fan).

By Anonymous, on 7:43 AM
That's not just a camel toe, that's a double back!

By Will, on 8:08 AM
her earring is ripping her ear. looks very painful.

By Anonymous, on 8:23 AM
She needs tough actin tenactin for that athletes toe. Meegods that's huge. So supple and meaty.

By kazanski13, on 8:26 AM
She's talented, but she's not hot. Just b/c you're tall and have blonde hair, doesn't mean you're hot.

By Anonymous, on 9:35 AM
she's so hot hot hot hot hot

By Anonymous, on 9:38 AM
That's just wrong and nasty.

By Anonymous, on 11:04 AM
9:35 am = fat, jealous brunette.

(natural) blondes > brunettes. always.

By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
eww she is not attractive. and the backs of her arms are disgusting. i am shocked at all the positive comments on here. if this was any star, oh man they would be trashed right now.

By Anonymous, on 11:35 AM
Right. She's not attractive at all.

*rolls eyes*

By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM
If she wasen't famous, no one would even give two shits about her. She's plain, and boring.

Anon 11:30, brunettes rule. Women who dye their hair blonde only do it b/c they are not pretty enough to be a brunette, so they have to get the attention somehow, hence why they dye their hair blonde.

By Anonymous, on 2:40 PM
Wow, I didn't know freckles were lumpy and filled with pus. Learn something new every day...

By Anonymous, on 3:45 PM
anon, 9:35, jealous much?

Guys get ripped for thinking airheaded sluts like Jodie Marsh or Paris Hilton are hot, and then when guys point out that a woman with talent, grace, natural beauty, integrity, modesty and enough self esteem than most female celebs put together, is even more hot and/or beautiful, women are still jealous? Guess what? She's hot!

By Anonymous, on 4:10 PM
anonymous 11:35, she's an athlete, she's got an ability and talent that she has worked for. The "disgusting" things on the back of her arms are called "muscles". Look it up.
She's not some dim-witted person who memorizes lines and pretends for a living. That's why she's not trashed. She could probably kill any 'star' with one grand slam that would lodge a tennis ball right through a "star's" skull.
The fact that you don't think she's attractive just shows how shallow you must be. Go defend celebs elsewhere.

By Anonymous, on 4:14 PM
Can somebody please shut the hell up about blondes? My hair is Gwen Stefani blonde, it is natural, and I happen to be decently intelligent, and not obsessed with the color pink, Daddy's credit card, or football players.

Cheyney

By Anonymous, on 5:02 PM
The "disgusting" things on the back of her arms are called "muscles". Look it up.

they were talking about that acne on her skin

By Anonymous, on 6:09 PM
11:35 AM - Whats so bad about the acne though, doesn't everyone tend to get something at some point? Plus it's hot out there, so it's probably breaking her out. She's sweating.

God, I hope everyone is not so damn perfect that they never had acne somewhere at some point.

Whoever the "pore perfect person" is, I feel sorry for you, lame ass.

By Anonymous, on 7:19 PM
i don't care if she has some acne, she's still really really cute

By Anonymous, on 9:53 PM
So she has acne - it happens sometimes when one excersizes outdoors you morons! It is something she can't do much about, but what she can do something about is the screaming after EVERY shot or return - it's ridiculous! She obviously has skills, but the outbursts erase any possible respect I would otherwise have for her as an athlete. They also cause me to, when I see her on TV, immediately change the channel...

By Doc, on 10:34 PM
hey maria lovers
this site is generally for bashing, YOU go cry elsewhere.
her arms ARE disgusting. her face is NOT attractive. so what? thats the facts. she has talent. true. good for her. i am commenting on her looks. yippe.
love,
anon 11:35

By Anonymous, on 12:09 PM
hey anon 11:35 -

Um. Actually this site is for intelligent people who have more to say about someone than just "they're unattractive" - especially when the person in question is far from it.

This site is for bashing celebs when they've done something to deserve it, not for homely girls to make themselves feel better about the shitty hand life has dealt them in the looks dep't. Take your bitterness elsewhere.

By just so you know, on 4:14 PM
Aside from not being pretty, she's thin-lipped, flat-chested, and borderline boney (those are some fine legs, though). It's just that, compared to other female tennis players, she looks good.

By Anonymous, on 4:35 AM
She has insane camel toe, how funny is that...must be kind of uncomfortable though...

By Anonymous, on 6:36 PM
Whatever. She's hot. Deal.

By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM
I am guessing those who are criticizing her for her acne have not been to the gym much in the past, oh, decade. Working out strenuously increases natural HGH and testosterone, both of which help to increase muscle mass. And give you some zits. Plus, the woman is 19 and not obsessed with her looks 24/7 like some people, so acne happens. Jeez.

I'd take an evening with her over pretty much any "starlet" any day of the week.

By sean, on 12:45 PM
to all the people who say she's not attractive, i ask.. have you ever seen her made up? i mean, most girls who are sweaty and disheveled and sans make-up aren't going to look their best.. not that i've ever seen a real actual live woman because i'm always at my computer looking at airbrushed pictures of Vida Guerilla

By Anonymous, on 5:02 PM
Get over the acne. Steroids do that.

By Ole, on 1:35 AM
I love her so much. I could do her all night. I woud rather have a 2 second kiss with Maria than spend every night with Jessica Simpson. Zits or no zits, I love her. If you posted something negative about her, my guess is that you are a lonely fat slut that is jealous of her natural beauty and that she is sexy and you're not. that is why my motto is...

NO FAT CHIKCKS!

Once again Maria. Your so fuckin hot.

Go to si.com and click on swimmsuit. then go to Maria sharapova. There are some awsome pitures of her. She makes me feal dizzy.

By Anonymous, on 2:03 PM
i love maria.the fact that she has split "lips" means that she is doing it all night long...with her racquet..heheh..seriously its not uncommon for sports stars to use anabolic steroids,,and one of the side reaction is zits..on back arms, face etc..hence..maria are u high on testosterone..and ur "lips" are curling into balls..heheheh

By Anonymous, on 1:56 AM
i am from the caribbian and i know a cameltoe when i see one and that's one hell of a cameltoe

By Anonymous, on 3:30 PM