Whatever studio exec gave the green light to a paris hilton album should be fired, sent to rehab, sent to a mental institution, sent to a hospital for the hearing impaired, because he/she/it is obviously an incompetant drunk psychopath who is hard of hearing.
Paris, where will you be in 20 years? Did we have any similar "it" girls with NO (absolutely none) redeeming qualities aside from being rich in 1986? Someone refresh my memory if we did.
She's purchased herself studio time, a vocal coach, and now has a cd but she's hardly a singer. She hired an "acting coach," bought a role in House of Wax but is not an actress. She wrote a book but is not an author. Hmmm...nickie hilton has the fashion line covered. What other areas of "work" will Paris dabble in?
To see where Britney's going, we can look to Tiffany. To see where Reese is going, we can look to Julia Roberts...but who can we look to for Paris? (please say someone who lives in a padded room!)
Frankly, I just want to ensure that my kids have no idea who parisite is...
We, the plaintiffs, have filed this Action in order to force Paris Hilton to stop breathing our air. It is quite obvious to even a layman that her brain does not need oxygen, and it is cruel and unusual punishment to the population at large that it is still being fed when it cannot be saved and can only continue to inflict damage upon the rest of us.
Should Ms. Hilton be found to have the right to continue breathing oxygen, she is quite capable of buying her own... and hopefully using it with a lighter.
Humbly submitted, Everyone else on the planet, including the guy who said he loved her album; he was overdue for his dose of lithium at the time, has recanted his statement, and is on suicide watch.
"did anyone else notice that paris didn't put on her seatbelt?"
anonymous 11:29 am, don't draw attention to that. When she gets the death she deserves in a car wreck, I want to make sure her head plows right through the windshield. Mind you, with nothing but air in her head, it would probably deflate as soon as it made contact with the glass.
Seriously, you would think with all the clubbing she does she would have picked up some moves besides the one where she stands next to people and instantly gives them chlamydia (and that shit is everywhere).
11:29 I noticed her driving without a seatbelt, too. Can anyone give her a citation for it? Did anyone hear the photographer telling her he loves her album. The album isn't even out yet! Paparazzi just play along to get what they want and Paris loves it because she plays the same game. She needs to disappear.
For the life of me, I can't understand why this useless whore is so famous. Why isn't her 15 minutes of fame up yet? Maybe we'll all get lucky and she'll drive her SUV off a cliff and that will be the end of this moron. With any luck her just-as-useless siter will be in the seat next her.
lol to: June 21, 2006 12:39 PM I know the answer to the 3rd question, it's cause she thinks standing like that makes her look like a model (not!) and makes her shnoz look smaller! Stupid Bitch!
I have to give her credit for the casual way she handles the paparazzi. She just floats on by like they are a throng of adoring fans blowing kisses at everyone.
The fact that she really believes her own press is frightening, and the auto-motion car 'dancing' makes KFed look good. Funny thing, is she were a made-up character on SNL we would all be laughing our asses off, but she for real.
looks like her woonky eye is acting up agian. Hence the bangs. She really should not be standing next to Kim K., Kim K. is really pretty. Paris is homely with a hook nose and lazy eye. Why draw attention to your not-so-great face and stand next to a very attractive woman like Kim.
That dress, by the way, is by a retro clothing company called "Stop Staring!" It is an AMAZING clothing line for retro-chicks who want to buy new vintage. But I am so ticked that that whore has started wearing the same clothes I do!!! I feel like I need to take a shower now.
dang, is that kim kardashian??!!! she is a hot piece of... perhaps paris is maturing by actually being photographed with someone so much hotter. she used to avoid it whenever possible. nicky hilton and kim stewart, i'm looking at you.
You know, as much as I can't stand her (and I really, really can't stand her), and as much as I find her unattractive (and I really, really find her unattractive), I find myself wanting her. Really, really wanting her.
What is with the fucking world and this piece of trash? Why does EVERYONE insist on giving her more attention? What does she do for you exactly? What purpose does she serve?
this bitch is hideous and she cant sing. i dont see what the hype is over this dumbass song. it makes my ears bleed. and why is one of her eyes bigger than the other.
whenever I watch a video of Paris Hilton it makes me want to gag. She puts on such a big act and we all know she's a TERRIBLE actress!! I hope someone locks her in a cage without a key soon
paris herpes needs to go away, her 15 minutes of fame are SO OVER! Now, let's get back to things that matter, like the World Cup...wahoooooo go Brazil!
55 Comments:
She needs to get over herself...
By Anonymous, on 10:41 AM
Will somebody call a fucking exterminator and kill this cockroach before it breeds, please?
By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM
Does she think it flatters people that she calls everyone 'sexy'?
By Oedipa Maas, on 10:43 AM
Was she high?
By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
Whatever studio exec gave the green light to a paris hilton album should be fired, sent to rehab, sent to a mental institution, sent to a hospital for the hearing impaired, because he/she/it is obviously an incompetant drunk psychopath who is hard of hearing.
By Anonymous, on 10:58 AM
Paris, your eyes are brown and so is your hair.
Just a friendly reminder.
By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM
ok..she's a mess..but that outfit is soooooo cute!! except the finger glove things..WTF?
By Anonymous, on 11:14 AM
Paris, where will you be in 20 years? Did we have any similar "it" girls with NO (absolutely none) redeeming qualities aside from being rich in 1986? Someone refresh my memory if we did.
She's purchased herself studio time, a vocal coach, and now has a cd but she's hardly a singer. She hired an "acting coach," bought a role in House of Wax but is not an actress. She wrote a book but is not an author. Hmmm...nickie hilton has the fashion line covered. What other areas of "work" will Paris dabble in?
To see where Britney's going, we can look to Tiffany. To see where Reese is going, we can look to Julia Roberts...but who can we look to for Paris? (please say someone who lives in a padded room!)
Frankly, I just want to ensure that my kids have no idea who parisite is...
By Anonymous, on 11:18 AM
It really is time for a Class Action suit here.
The People vs. Paris Hilton
We, the plaintiffs, have filed this Action in order to force Paris Hilton to stop breathing our air. It is quite obvious to even a layman that her brain does not need oxygen, and it is cruel and unusual punishment to the population at large that it is still being fed when it cannot be saved and can only continue to inflict damage upon the rest of us.
Should Ms. Hilton be found to have the right to continue breathing oxygen, she is quite capable of buying her own... and hopefully using it with a lighter.
Humbly submitted,
Everyone else on the planet, including the guy who said he loved her album; he was overdue for his dose of lithium at the time, has recanted his statement, and is on suicide watch.
By Stephanie, on 11:22 AM
did anyone else notice that paris didn't put on her seatbelt?
By Anonymous, on 11:29 AM
"did anyone else notice that paris didn't put on her seatbelt?"
anonymous 11:29 am, don't draw attention to that. When she gets the death she deserves in a car wreck, I want to make sure her head plows right through the windshield. Mind you, with nothing but air in her head, it would probably deflate as soon as it made contact with the glass.
By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM
Stephanie, I just signed your petition! lol
By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM
And WTF is up with her new BFF? She looks like a tranny on crack!
By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM
Seriously, you would think with all the clubbing she does she would have picked up some moves besides the one where she stands next to people and instantly gives them chlamydia (and that shit is everywhere).
PS nice yellow shoes.
By Anonymous, on 12:02 PM
11:29 I noticed her driving without a seatbelt, too. Can anyone give her a citation for it?
Did anyone hear the photographer telling her he loves her album. The album isn't even out yet! Paparazzi just play along to get what they want and Paris loves it because she plays the same game.
She needs to disappear.
By Anonymous, on 12:02 PM
What a beak she has in the 4th pic!
By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM
For the life of me, I can't understand why this useless whore is so famous. Why isn't her 15 minutes of fame up yet? Maybe we'll all get lucky and she'll drive her SUV off a cliff and that will be the end of this moron. With any luck her just-as-useless siter will be in the seat next her.
By Anonymous, on 12:24 PM
Ok i have several questions:
1) Who told her that those whoreish yellow shoes looked good with that dress?
2) WTF is on her hands? I know she can afford whole gloves so why not buy those instead?
3) Why does she always stand like "that"? (You guys know what i'm talking about here, right?)
By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM
I see even her friends are whores. Nice fake tits.
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
Paris continues to be famous for the same reason "America's Best Police Chase Videos" continues to be aired on TV: people love car wrecks.
By Oedipa Maas, on 1:12 PM
lol to: June 21, 2006 12:39 PM
I know the answer to the 3rd question, it's cause she thinks standing like that makes her look like a model (not!) and makes her shnoz look smaller! Stupid Bitch!
By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM
Did you notice in the video how that guy who went up to the car got rushed by her security. Funny shit.
By Anonymous, on 1:26 PM
You know, my Grandma once wore a dress similar to that...but she had better taste in shoes.
My guess is she's standing next to a tranny to make herself look less fug. Doesn't seem to be working too well, does it?
By Vigilante, on 1:34 PM
Stephanie gets my vote for post of the year. Hilarious!
By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM
I have to give her credit for the casual way she handles the paparazzi. She just floats on by like they are a throng of adoring fans blowing kisses at everyone.
The fact that she really believes her own press is frightening, and the auto-motion car 'dancing' makes KFed look good. Funny thing, is she were a made-up character on SNL we would all be laughing our asses off, but she for real.
By Anonymous, on 1:43 PM
Remember when Anna Nicole Smith did this with her single? She rolled down the window, singing her own song to the paparazzi. Haha good times.
By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
At least she dresses better than Sienna Miller. But that isn't that difficult.
By Anonymous, on 1:46 PM
Was that dance move like, "Go Paris!" "Go Paris" "Go Paris"?
By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
Anna Nicole Smith has a single? My brain just blanked out.
By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM
What's with the half on half off glove? And, where is Micheal Jackson?
By Blonde Vigilante, on 1:54 PM
Paris Hilton is this generations Zsa Zsa Gabor--No Talent-Slut.
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
Good one anon 1:54. Didn't Zsa Zsa carry around little dogs too? Daarling.
By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
looks like her woonky eye is acting up agian. Hence the bangs. She really should not be standing next to Kim K., Kim K. is really pretty. Paris is homely with a hook nose and lazy eye. Why draw attention to your not-so-great face and stand next to a very attractive woman like Kim.
By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM
That dress, by the way, is by a retro clothing company called "Stop Staring!" It is an AMAZING clothing line for retro-chicks who want to buy new vintage. But I am so ticked that that whore has started wearing the same clothes I do!!! I feel like I need to take a shower now.
www.stopstaringclothing.com
By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM
dang, is that kim kardashian??!!! she is a hot piece of... perhaps paris is maturing by actually being photographed with someone so much hotter. she used to avoid it whenever possible. nicky hilton and kim stewart, i'm looking at you.
By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
... awesome dress, poop shoes.
By Anonymous, on 2:45 PM
IF IT WASNT FOR HER MONEY SHE WOULD BE EITHER A HOOKER OR IN LOW BUDGET PORN MOVIES, WE ALL KNOW ITS TRUE, MONEY CANT BY CLASS AND SHE HAS NONE.
By Anonymous, on 4:22 PM
You know, as much as I can't stand her (and I really, really can't stand her), and as much as I find her unattractive (and I really, really find her unattractive), I find myself wanting her. Really, really wanting her.
Is that wrong?
By Anonymous, on 4:57 PM
^ Yes, that's wrong. She has a well documented case of herpes she spread to people she's fucked.
Wrong AND dumb.
By Anonymous, on 4:59 PM
Bitch can't give head and she's a lousy lay. I saw the video.
By Anonymous, on 5:01 PM
Minnie Mouse wants her shoes back...
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By moderator, on 5:26 PM
Is that Alexis Bindel (sp?) with her?
By Anonymous, on 6:32 PM
What is with the fucking world and this piece of trash? Why does EVERYONE insist on giving her more attention? What does she do for you exactly? What purpose does she serve?
By Anonymous, on 11:27 PM
IS THERE A BIGGER HERPES INFESTED WHORE THEN PARIS HILTON, I THINK NOT.
By Anonymous, on 1:18 AM
Popeye dress and Minnie Mouse shoes.
By Ben Dover, on 8:50 AM
Aaah thank you to all that have posted comments, I am laughing my ass off. What a stupid rhythmless lazy eyelidded WHORE!
By Anonymous, on 10:14 AM
this bitch is hideous and she cant sing. i dont see what the hype is over this dumbass song. it makes my ears bleed. and why is one of her eyes bigger than the other.
By prettyboy, on 12:56 PM
You have got to be kidding?
By Anonymous, on 2:37 PM
Okay,
whenever I watch a video of Paris Hilton it makes me want to gag. She puts on such a big act and we all know she's a TERRIBLE actress!! I hope someone locks her in a cage without a key soon
By *Emshaw, on 2:38 PM
paris herpes needs to go away, her 15 minutes of fame are SO OVER! Now, let's get back to things that matter, like the World Cup...wahoooooo go Brazil!
By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM
All of a sudden I feel like passing gas.
By Anonymous, on 9:03 PM
I felt embarrassed for her when I saw this.
What an ass!
By HairyLittleMonster, on 5:18 PM
paris , stick to what you do best ... shopping
By Anonymous, on 5:07 PM
It looks like her fingers are wearing condoms...I mean seriously...how hilarious...I guess herpes can spread to your appendages...
By Anonymous, on 12:25 AM
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