I prefer manly men. I don't want to change my own tire, fix toilets or open my own car door. I wouldn't touch any of the metrosexuals on that list. But I'd give my left ovary for a night with McConaughey. Damn, he is fine!!!!
Matthew Mccanao... is fine? Well he certainly seems to think so. I can't stand that smug bastard and I am a raging heterosexual female. I think he's just as flaming as the rest of them on that list. Except maybe not as flaming as Jake... that guy always looks like he just swallowed.
You're so straightist, Todd! Who says a homo can't change a flat?! Not all gay men come from the Carson Kresley mold, you know. I'm sure Jake could, like, TOTALLY change a flat. Sheesh!
Kenny Chesney looks like a munchkin. Matthew McCo-whatever is well known around Austin for having horrid BO. Jake Gyllenhaal is more likely to bang a rat than another women. But, he did hit Kiki, which is close enough. And then there's Ryan Seacrest whose recent photos on goodplasticsurgery.com confirm that he is more queer than a $3 bill, to quote my great Uncle Bubba. The only straight guy on the list is whathisnuts from American Idol, and his fans are called the Soul Patrol. Yikes. This is best there was? Sometimes I long for the days that Sean Connery could get around without a walker . . .
Kenny Chesney made the list? Puh-leeze! That's just downright wrong!
Matthew McConaughey is a definite hottie and I love that Texas accent! I don't think Jake is gay, just a metrosexual, and he's not so hard on the eyes either.
Chesney is TOTALLY gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's just hilarious irony because I'm sure 99.99% of his crowd are Bud-swillin', pick-up drivin', flag-wavin', gay marriage ban supportin' culos americanos.
The most laughable part was that Kenny Chesney was listed as 5'9". I saw him at a bar in Saint John. I'm 5'7", and I towered over that little dink. Also, Ryan Seacrest is not 5'10", as he claimed, unlesss that Manzilla Katherine McBeaver is a giant, because she towered over him on American Idol.
What a travesty, Todd! How come there are no pictures of Wentworth Miller among the ambiguously heterosexual men on here? That man totally blows these other "hunks" out of the water.
Who cares if Matt M. stinks?? He's a laid back, naked bongo playin', fine ass Texas stud!! And a talented actor too, IMHO. I would let him rub his sweaty pits on my head for the chance to hit that!!
Bet Matthew McConaheehee scratches his butt crack and smells his grimy ol' Texas fangers. Just looks like a dirtball to me. Hell I've seen better looking guys working on the side of the fucking road. And they'd probably be better actors if given the chance.
Jake Gyllenhaal is as manly as baby soap. You wouldn't have caught Cary Grant, Duke Wayne, Jimm Stewart or any other real men of the golden age of Hollywood swapping spit and simulating ass satisfaction in a tent. Jake's a fem little bitch.
Jake Gyllenhaal? He's a cross between guy smiley and a turd. He's butt fucking ugly. If he was just some dude in a bar most women wouldn't go near him, he doesn't even have average good looks. And his sister - Jesus the public should be warned before her face hits the magazine stands.
I agree with a previous post, there are literally better looking guys working on the side of the road than Matt McC. And sorry but I don't know a lot of straight (but still non-homophobe) guys who would hang out drunk, naked in a public park with male friends playing a bongo drum in the middle of the night...something not quite right there.
Scott Sullivan who founded Corps of Compassion was an excellent choice. He's an honest guy who has helped thousands of hurricane victims... especially during Katrina... gotta applaud People Magazine for recognizing him. He works right out of Vegas where they run the corps home operations... www.jointhecorps.org
90% of Metrosexuals are gay now they have a great excuse because of those queer guys with that show. I see why white women are going for the "ghetto boys" because most pretty boys are not good in bed. Being a metrosexual and a ethic guy is gay thats why their not on this list. I don't this Matthew is gay, Ryan needs to give it up already.
To Anon 6:07, How many hours did you spend sobbingly repairing punctures in "Sexpot Annie" when you found out that that guy had sold you baby aspirn instead of the roofies you wanted?
I do think Taylor Hicks is hot - just for the fact that he's not the manorexic, botoxed Hollywood norm. Some of these guys are the walking wounded, though.
Peyton manning is NOT gay, he is married to a very pretty girl, and if he wasn't married I would be at his door. And with Kenny of all people, YUCK. If he was gay, I think he could have done better than Kenny.
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Real women want a man who doesn't fret too much about what women want.
By coldret, on 1:17 PM
Bitch, Please!
I can change my own goddamn tire.
By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM
Damn, I'd just be happy with a guy who DIDN'T change his sexual preference every week! Boys, don't be so fuckin' greedy - pick one!!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM
I prefer manly men. I don't want to change my own tire, fix toilets or open my own car door. I wouldn't touch any of the metrosexuals on that list. But I'd give my left ovary for a night with McConaughey. Damn, he is fine!!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM
Sorry, the image pages were jacked up for a minute there. They're fixed now.
Smooches.
By Jenny, on 1:44 PM
Uh, Todd, how do you know about fashion week?
By Anonymous, on 2:00 PM
Matthew McCona...HEEEYYYY....!
By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM
Matthew Mccanao... is fine? Well he certainly seems to think so.
I can't stand that smug bastard and I am a raging heterosexual female. I think he's just as flaming as the rest of them on that list. Except maybe not as flaming as Jake... that guy always looks like he just swallowed.
By Anonymous, on 2:26 PM
Mmmm. It's all about Jake Gyllenhaal. I don't care if he's actually gay, man is fiiiiiiine.
By Iris, on 2:27 PM
Ugh, I like real men, yummy manly men, that's none of these guys.
Thank god I'm married if these are the hottest bachelors
By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM
You're so straightist, Todd! Who says a homo can't change a flat?! Not all gay men come from the Carson Kresley mold, you know. I'm sure Jake could, like, TOTALLY change a flat. Sheesh!
By mariaaaaa, on 2:51 PM
Kenny Chesney looks like a munchkin. Matthew McCo-whatever is well known around Austin for having horrid BO. Jake Gyllenhaal is more likely to bang a rat than another women. But, he did hit Kiki, which is close enough. And then there's Ryan Seacrest whose recent photos on goodplasticsurgery.com confirm that he is more queer than a $3 bill, to quote my great Uncle Bubba. The only straight guy on the list is whathisnuts from American Idol, and his fans are called the Soul Patrol. Yikes. This is best there was? Sometimes I long for the days that Sean Connery could get around without a walker . . .
By Kitty X, on 2:55 PM
kitty x thank you - that is the best laugh i've had all week
By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM
Peyton Manning is NOT gay.
And if he was, he could score hotter tail than the munchkin.
By Anonymous, on 4:55 PM
anon 1:35pm, exactly how many cats do you have?
By Anonymous, on 6:07 PM
Kenny Chesney made the list? Puh-leeze! That's just downright wrong!
Matthew McConaughey is a definite hottie and I love that Texas accent! I don't think Jake is gay, just a metrosexual, and he's not so hard on the eyes either.
By Anonymous, on 7:58 PM
fucking Taylor Hicks?
ugh.
By Anonymous, on 8:38 PM
Chesney is TOTALLY gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's just hilarious irony because I'm sure 99.99% of his crowd are Bud-swillin', pick-up drivin', flag-wavin', gay marriage ban supportin' culos americanos.
By Anonymous, on 10:17 PM
6:07
HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA
good one :)
By Anonymous, on 11:14 PM
Gay, straight, bent & twisted ... as long as they're single and not physically revolting ... who cares ... they still qualify as "eligible bachelors"!
By Anonymous, on 11:34 PM
The most laughable part was that Kenny Chesney was listed as 5'9". I saw him at a bar in Saint John. I'm 5'7", and I towered over that little dink. Also, Ryan Seacrest is not 5'10", as he claimed, unlesss that Manzilla Katherine McBeaver is a giant, because she towered over him on American Idol.
By Meredith, on 5:22 AM
I'm stunned by the whole Taylor Hicks thing. There is no way he is hotter than Matthew & Jake.
By GenuineSmiles, on 5:26 AM
they're hot (no doubt, except Taylor Hicks eww)... I wish there were other a little more manly guys
By Anonymous, on 5:44 AM
Peyton Manning and Chesney? I need proof of that. Where did that rumor come from?
By Anonymous, on 7:22 AM
"Matthew McCo-whatever is well known around Austin for having horrid BO."
HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! I knew it! Hell he LOOKS like he stinks. And his face is wayyyyy to be big.
By Anonymous, on 8:36 AM
Kenny Chesney? He's a no talent and looks a butt pirate fer'sher. At least Taylor Hicks can sing AND play, definitely more appealing in that regard.
By Anonymous, on 8:43 AM
I didn't see the list but I wonder if Eric Bana's on it. He's at the top of my list. He makes me shiver with anticipation.
By Anonymous, on 9:29 AM
What a travesty, Todd! How come there are no pictures of Wentworth Miller among the ambiguously heterosexual men on here? That man totally blows these other "hunks" out of the water.
By Millerlite, on 11:22 AM
I hear Renee Z.'s real reason for leaving Kenny C. was his teeny weeny peeny. I guess some objects look bigger until you sober up.
By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM
Who cares if Matt M. stinks?? He's a laid back, naked bongo playin', fine ass Texas stud!! And a talented actor too, IMHO. I would let him rub his sweaty pits on my head for the chance to hit that!!
By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM
I have a problem with Nick Lachey being on the list since he's still married (and therefore not technically a bachelor).
By Anonymous, on 2:52 PM
Bet Matthew McConaheehee scratches his butt crack and smells his grimy ol' Texas fangers. Just looks like a dirtball to me. Hell I've seen better looking guys working on the side of the fucking road. And they'd probably be better actors if given the chance.
By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM
gay, gay, gay, the whole works. period.
By Traci, on 7:14 PM
Jake Gyllenhaal is as manly as baby soap. You wouldn't have caught Cary Grant, Duke Wayne, Jimm Stewart or any other real men of the golden age of Hollywood swapping spit and simulating ass satisfaction in a tent. Jake's a fem little bitch.
By Anonymous, on 7:31 PM
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By Mackoroni, on 7:32 PM
Jake Gyllenhaal? He's a cross between guy smiley and a turd. He's butt fucking ugly. If he was just some dude in a bar most women wouldn't go near him, he doesn't even have average good looks. And his sister - Jesus the public should be warned before her face hits the magazine stands.
I agree with a previous post, there are literally better looking guys working on the side of the road than Matt McC. And sorry but I don't know a lot of straight (but still non-homophobe) guys who would hang out drunk, naked in a public park with male friends playing a bongo drum in the middle of the night...something not quite right there.
By Mackoroni, on 7:43 PM
Scott Sullivan who founded Corps of Compassion was an excellent choice. He's an honest guy who has helped thousands of hurricane victims... especially during Katrina... gotta applaud People Magazine for recognizing him. He works right out of Vegas where they run the corps home operations... www.jointhecorps.org
By Anonymous, on 1:40 AM
90% of Metrosexuals are gay now they have a great excuse because of those queer guys with that show. I see why white women are going for the "ghetto boys" because most pretty boys are not good in bed. Being a metrosexual and a ethic guy is gay thats why their not on this list. I don't this Matthew is gay, Ryan needs to give it up already.
By Anonymous, on 8:36 AM
To Anon 6:07,
How many hours did you spend sobbingly repairing punctures in "Sexpot Annie" when you found out that that guy had sold you baby aspirn instead of the roofies you wanted?
By Anonymous, on 8:25 AM
I do think Taylor Hicks is hot - just for the fact that he's not the manorexic, botoxed Hollywood norm. Some of these guys are the walking wounded, though.
By Anonymous, on 5:28 PM
Peyton manning is NOT gay, he is married to a very pretty girl, and if he wasn't married I would be at his door. And with Kenny of all people, YUCK. If he was gay, I think he could have done better than Kenny.
By Anonymous, on 6:48 PM
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