okay. keep your eye on the ball kids. This isn't about JA or AJ or BP or VV. This is about Ryan's most hilarious "you're totally on my list" statement.
We are all TOTALLY going to believe he's straight now. AWESOME.
So Ryan has a boy and girl hump island? Odd, I've never even though about dudes I'd want to bang or have bang me. Besides, I bet Vince packs a lot of meat.
its no secret ryan is gay so i dont know why some of you are acting shocked. i mean i've heard guys say they'd do another guy but they dont hit the defensive button and say "im not gay or anything but i would do brad pitt" like that just screams homosexuality.
if your comfortable with yoursexuality you should'nt care what others are saying. like as soon as gay rumors start to swirl around celebrities they do something spontaneous like make out with a chick or go to a party at the playboy mansion. that just makes me think that the rumors are true.
HUMP ISLAND?? he didn't even have to say he wanted to bang Vince to convince me beyond a doubt that he is queerer than a three dollar bill, all he had to do was say the words "hump island"
From Brad Pitt to Vince Vaughn. What a DOWNGRADE. Vince Vaughn looks like he has down syndrome. She should've popped out some kids and held onto that man. I would have had your baby Brad!
You know what else he said on the radio this morning (102.7 in LA)? After he played Paris Hilton's song he was all, I like that song, it just makes me so happy, "It makes me want to spin like a dreidel in a meadow!" !?!?!?! Prancing around in a meadow...definitely not gay, right.
I'm really into chicks, I think they're totally hot... but I'd gargle Seacrests' manchowder... then line up Jake Gyllenhaal, Tom Cruise, and John Travolta and make like a circus seal...
Isn't the saying "Gayer than a three dollar bill"? Up until recently we Canucks had a two dollar bill, which was replaced by the monstrosity we now call a Toonie. Sure, our money is multi colored and has cute little pictures of animals on it, but we're not gay. Really.
Mr. Seacrest, however, is FAY (thank you Lainey!). Fay is gayer than gay. It's uber gay with a side of queer. That, my friends, is Ryan Seacrest in a nutshell.
So why is he trying to hide it? That's what I want to know! I mean, who the Hell cares if he likes to lick the salami? I sure as crap don't!
Ryan loves the cock. Aniston forgot to put tanner on the palms of her hands but she did remember to spray between her toes. And her legs are nasty, bad knees and a big hairy birthmark on her left thigh, but she distracts with the fake tan.
Ryan Seacrest's secret fantasy is to be sent to an island prison where he, yes Ryan, is the most beautiful fem boy behind those lonely walls. Each and every day Ryan would run wild through Yard A looking for love in the eyes of his tattooed suitors. Sugared and glistening like a jelly donut, Ryan would find his satisfaction. -the fantastic opinion of Fastitidus Unger
Ryan's comment was hilarious because he & VV are possibly buddies (since Ryan & Ben Stiller are also buddies--didn't you see him with wife Cristine visiting Ryan backstage at the final 2 AI shows?)so they can probably say anything they like to each other. Haven't you noticed yet how Ryan is always joking even when he looks serious?
to mfcohen... unfortunately being tall does not ensure a large penis size. Dated a guy years ago who was 6' 9" and wasn't even half the man my 5' 9" husband is.
Who cares if he's gay? He's still hot. He doesn't have to declare his secual orientation to anyone....it's his private life! Vince is hot, too (maybe not so much because of how he looks, but more so because of his on-screen personality). And Jen....she's just gorgeous. They all seem pretty cool to me.
He and Simon flirted all this season of American Idol. This Vince Vaughn comment just confirms what we all already knew. I'd love to see Vince's facial expression after Ryan said that.
I'd like to call to your attention a new term- The Eighties Butt. It's when you have a really flat butt with a flop of fat at the bottom, shaped like an upside-down heart. Kind of like when you were a kid, and you squished the Play-Doh, but it caught on your hands and went ---^. If you have an Eighties Butt, leave it back there, go to Brazil, and get some nice juicy bubble implants. Think Jennifer LOPEZ. Then you may feel free to show your nude butt in public.
*Also keep in mind that in future movies, you might try a Face Double, so that you can get rid of either the Man Chin or the Man Nose.
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say that she had a body double for that scene. Just a guess.
By Anonymous, on 12:21 PM
Wow. Do we know if Vince Vaughn threw up when Seacreast said that?
By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM
She calls that a butt?
By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM
okay. keep your eye on the ball kids. This isn't about JA or AJ or BP or VV. This is about Ryan's most hilarious "you're totally on my list" statement.
We are all TOTALLY going to believe he's straight now. AWESOME.
By Anonymous, on 12:26 PM
I'm pretty sure I would get my ass kicked if a said that to any of the men I know.
By Anonymous, on 12:27 PM
So Ryan has a boy and girl hump island? Odd, I've never even though about dudes I'd want to bang or have bang me. Besides, I bet Vince packs a lot of meat.
By Anonymous, on 12:37 PM
HE'S SO GAY!!!!! I THINK HE GOT THE GUY CODE BACKWARDS!! NO PUN INTENDED.
By NRICO, on 12:39 PM
Body double? No way! Have you seen this chicks legs? They're the best thing going for her!
By Anonymous, on 12:43 PM
"Dude, I'm totally into girls... but you're at the top of my hump island when it comes to guys!"
That statement is gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys. Seriously.
By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM
i want to bang vince myself - jennifer is one lucky girl - first brad and now vince - it just isn't fair. and yep ryan is way gay.
By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM
why.... why would he say something like that
and why did he pick vince vaughn?!
By Anonymous, on 1:18 PM
That girls got a great body
By Anonymous, on 1:24 PM
Seacrest is as gay as a two dollar bill.
That was her in the scene, at least thats what she claims.
By Anonymous, on 1:27 PM
its no secret ryan is gay so i dont know why some of you are acting shocked. i mean i've heard guys say they'd do another guy but they dont hit the defensive button and say "im not gay or anything but i would do brad pitt" like that just screams homosexuality.
if your comfortable with yoursexuality you should'nt care what others are saying. like as soon as gay rumors start to swirl around celebrities they do something spontaneous like make out with a chick or go to a party at the playboy mansion. that just makes me think that the rumors are true.
By prettyboy, on 1:31 PM
HUMP ISLAND?? he didn't even have to say he wanted to bang Vince to convince me beyond a doubt that he is queerer than a three dollar bill, all he had to do was say the words "hump island"
That boy is fruitier than a strawberry.
By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM
"That girls got a great body"
Are you looking at the same chin I am? Damn thing could poke your eye out.
By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM
does that make Teri Hatcher a closeted lesbian?
TheBrazilRod
By Anonymous, on 1:57 PM
Jen, eat a freakin sandwich. Ewww.
By Anonymous, on 2:01 PM
"the top of my hump island" ???
Ha ha ha ha.
What a queen.
Oh and what June 20, 2006 12:26 PM said.
By solid state, on 2:20 PM
From Brad Pitt to Vince Vaughn. What a DOWNGRADE. Vince Vaughn looks like he has down syndrome. She should've popped out some kids and held onto that man. I would have had your baby Brad!
By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM
Seacrest would make a pretty girl.
By CK1, on 3:54 PM
Gay as a tree full of hummingbirds
By Anonymous, on 4:10 PM
I've actually heard that Vince is gay and this whole Aniston thing is a sham... Maybe Seacrest was trying to make a joke!
By Anonymous, on 4:12 PM
You know what else he said on the radio this morning (102.7 in LA)? After he played Paris Hilton's song he was all, I like that song, it just makes me so happy, "It makes me want to spin like a dreidel in a meadow!" !?!?!?! Prancing around in a meadow...definitely not gay, right.
By momo, on 4:31 PM
I'm really into chicks, I think they're totally hot... but I'd gargle Seacrests' manchowder... then line up Jake Gyllenhaal, Tom Cruise, and John Travolta and make like a circus seal...
By Anonymous, on 5:34 PM
You know, he really should just come out. He's so cute and would get so much gay ass if he did. Look at that face--it just screams gay.
By Anonymous, on 5:36 PM
Anon 1:27, thou hast offended my country!
*Slaps him/her with a virtual glove*
Isn't the saying "Gayer than a three dollar bill"? Up until recently we Canucks had a two dollar bill, which was replaced by the monstrosity we now call a Toonie. Sure, our money is multi colored and has cute little pictures of animals on it, but we're not gay. Really.
Mr. Seacrest, however, is FAY (thank you Lainey!). Fay is gayer than gay. It's uber gay with a side of queer. That, my friends, is Ryan Seacrest in a nutshell.
So why is he trying to hide it? That's what I want to know! I mean, who the Hell cares if he likes to lick the salami? I sure as crap don't!
By Vigilante, on 5:44 PM
Ew. Vince is so ugly. He should've said Cristiano Ronaldo, cuz he's sexy at least.
By Anonymous, on 5:45 PM
Ryan loves the cock.
Aniston forgot to put tanner on the palms of her hands but she did remember to spray between her toes. And her legs are nasty, bad knees and a big hairy birthmark on her left thigh, but she distracts with the fake tan.
By exclusive, on 6:04 PM
ryan does love the cock. i think it's actually WORSE for one's career to be that gay and still in the closet. it's 2006 fool, be gay already.
By Anonymous, on 6:16 PM
vince vaughn is a cow and jennifer aniston is a dog. barnyard love at its best. moooooo.
By Anonymous, on 6:18 PM
Ryan Seacrest's secret fantasy is to be sent to an island prison where he, yes Ryan, is the most beautiful fem boy behind those lonely walls. Each and every day Ryan would run wild through Yard A looking for love in the eyes of his tattooed suitors. Sugared and glistening like a jelly donut, Ryan would find his satisfaction.
-the fantastic opinion of Fastitidus Unger
By Anonymous, on 9:04 PM
dude...VV is 6'5". ok..you do the math on the cock size.
i think i see ryan's atraction there.
as for jen. she is CUTE. but really a little boyish in butt huh?
does that make me gay?
By mfcohen, on 9:24 PM
Seacrest looks like a crazy ol' lavender queen. He'll age like Charles Nelson Reilly.
By Anonymous, on 11:30 PM
RYAN SEACREST IS NOT GAY AND YOU ALL BETTER STOP SAYING THAT ABOUT HIM! HE'S MY BOYFRIEND! AND HE'S CUTER THAN ALL OF YOU PUT TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-A GIRL!!!
By Anonymous, on 12:15 AM
Ryan's comment was hilarious because he & VV are possibly buddies (since Ryan & Ben Stiller are also buddies--didn't you see him with wife Cristine visiting Ryan backstage at the final 2 AI shows?)so they can probably say anything they like to each other. Haven't you noticed yet how Ryan is always joking even when he looks serious?
By Secret Admirer, on 3:48 AM
to mfcohen...
unfortunately being tall does not ensure a large penis size. Dated a guy years ago who was 6' 9" and wasn't even half the man my 5' 9" husband is.
By Anonymous, on 5:49 AM
let me holla back on the cristiano ronaldo comment. too cute for words.
trust me, 6'5 is no guarantee of What Lies Beneath. It can just magnify disappointment.
By Gallant Patsy, on 8:23 AM
Who cares if he's gay? He's still hot. He doesn't have to declare his secual orientation to anyone....it's his private life! Vince is hot, too (maybe not so much because of how he looks, but more so because of his on-screen personality). And Jen....she's just gorgeous. They all seem pretty cool to me.
By Anonymous, on 8:45 AM
He and Simon flirted all this season of American Idol. This Vince Vaughn comment just confirms what we all already knew. I'd love to see Vince's facial expression after Ryan said that.
By Kristin, on 9:13 AM
"Flush the toilet, with your pancake ass!"
By mutterhals, on 10:32 AM
Jennifer Aniston:
I'd like to call to your attention a new term- The Eighties Butt. It's when you have a really flat butt with a flop of fat at the bottom, shaped like an upside-down heart. Kind of like when you were a kid, and you squished the Play-Doh, but it caught on your hands and went ---^. If you have an Eighties Butt, leave it back there, go to Brazil, and get some nice juicy bubble implants. Think Jennifer LOPEZ. Then you may feel free to show your nude butt in public.
*Also keep in mind that in future movies, you might try a Face Double, so that you can get rid of either the Man Chin or the Man Nose.
By Anonymous, on 10:54 AM
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