good lord todd. you are so freaking horny. your articles/comments are great until you start talking about baby oil and shampoo. do your writing a favor and cut the raunch down a little!
SJ has nothing close to thick ankles....last girl I dated, had "cankles". Thick as her calves, she couldn't wear boots, and she was no way out of shape.
Salma has openly admitted to having breast augmentation. What's the big deal? She had a great body to begin with and a doctor just perfected it. Scarlett's are natural so she gets points for that.
*sigh, men know nothing about breasts* Why don't you ask Salma herself if they're real? You seem to know so much about her? Ask anybody in the business or plastic surgeon and they will tell you the same. Just look at the cleavage, they look like two melons. Mine are the same way. Natural cleavage is alot softer and more squished together (for lack of a better word).
Why do I have to be jealous to point out the girl has thick legs? You probably pass 20 girls every day who have better overall bodies than Scarlett. Her breasts are remarkable only in a decollete dress. You're a tool.
I've always heard that Salma's were fake, so while they are indeed magnificent, it wouldn't make sense for her to come in at #1. Scarlett's, meanwhile, appear to be the product of very good genetic luck.
Leave Todd alone. If you don't want to read the raunch, don't come here. We happen to like the baby oil and shampoo comments, it's funny. Todd is very fragile and will not write if you hurt his feelings. Too bad Betty Crocker died, you could read her blog and shove a cake up your ass. Well, just shove a cake up your ass anyway.
Sounds to me like "It's not unusual for Scarlett to recieve... loads on her ample chest" is probably more accurate. And she's not bracing for compliments either.
Wow, what a bunch of cranky a-holes on here today! (kidding, I love the crankiness, especially when I'm NOT the one PMS'ing for once)....oh and Scar Jo is OK but Salma Hayak is the REAL THING...and she is not nearly as self-righteous as SJ, who is always a big baby about having her pics taken....final point: Todd is funny, AND raunchy...isn't that why we come here?
Todd, seriously dude. I know both these broads have delectable, mesmerizing racks, but you actually failed to comment on an "offical statement" from one of their publicists involving the phrases "receive loads" and "on her ample chest" within inches of each other. It's like a Kennedy driving right past a hooker while groping around desperately for the Xanax that rolled under the seat.
It's funny, I have a Persian friend that looks a lot like Salma and she gets hit-on every single day and sometimes in the funniest of ways and in the oddest of circumstances (you wouldn't believe what some men can be like!). Going out and doing things with her is like being with a celebrity; constant attention, stares, comped drinks, good tables at restaurants, invites to parties, etc.
Am I jealous? Yes, but I'm in love with her too, so...
Salma had a boob lift or something b/c hers have always been decent sized but a couple years back they got gi-normous. Plus, any chick her age with naturally large boobs would need a lift eventually b/c of gravity.
She might have had them lifted AND had a bit of silicone stuck in there for good measure b/c they DO look larger.
if salma's are fake, then that's what all boob-job doctors should strive for. and if they're real, then she wins whatever this contest is, hands down. plus she has a nice bubbly ass.
Salma has never admitted having a boob job. She has said they are her own and it is widely known that she is all natural. Just because someone has nice big boobs doesn't mean they aren't real. That's just some flat chested bitch being all jealous saying those things.
Add good God.....just because they're big doesn't mean she needs a lift already. She ain't 60 or anything. And who knows what those puppies look like without a bra or being jacked up in a dress....maybe they do hang to her knees. But who cares.....they look great.
If any of you actually followed her story you would know her boobs are not fake she has in interviews been asked about them and said when she was little sho used to "pray for big boobs" ...and yes you can have large boobs without stretch marks because i do (36E) and i have friends who do, who dont have stretch marks...the stretch marks all depend on how fast your boobs came and how much elasticity there is in your skin...and if her boobs were fake do you think she would have stretch marks from them..i havent seen any porn stars as highly paid as Selma who have spent the money on fake boobs and walked away with stretch marks...
Open a dictionary... It's like a pizza box with lots of pieces of paper in it. Flip through the pages 'til you get to the word: "Cleavage". Salma's there... Not Scarlett, she's cute and all... But no Hayek.
Salma has been an actress in Mexico for many years and always had a great body. If you see her soap opera (Teresa) at 22 years old, she is exactly the same. She has never admitted to augmentation or any plastic surgery. You would be able to see evidence by lumps on top or bumps in the middle of her cleavage. Everything is smooth. She has great genes and is aging beautifully. Let's see what SJ looks like at 39...
Salma and Scarlett are both very beautiful. I just want to say that anyone who thinks Scarlett's legs and ankles are too thick just does not have very good taste. Sorry. I do prefer blondes but Scarlett looks good as a brunette too.
Whatever, they're both beautiful women. I don't think there's anything wrong with a little plastic surgery. In that industry its probably mandatory at some point. :-)
As soon as I saw that article, Salma was the one I knew it had to be. Scarlett is attractive, and I could be wrong, but she seems vapid. Also, I remember reading a comment she made regarding plastic surgery - she would have work done if she wanted it, she didn't want to turn into an "old hag". That pretty much turned me off. I also hate her feeble attempts at being 'cool' or 'hip' or whatever - i.e. intermittent nosering!
both are fakes boobs salma's and scarlett's breast are fakes look at this scarlett picture http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2093/Events/2093/ScarlettJo_Vespa_1419281_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Johansson,%20Scarlett and look this one of salma and look her before her first breast augmentation (she have two al least) http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/0366-wri/Events/0366-wri/hayeksal.ma%23?path=pgallery&path_key=Hayek,%20Salma god don't be blind both have breast augmentation MASSIVE breast
Salma's breasts were real in Dusk til Dawn & Desperado. She's had work done since then. Watch the movie Frieda & then tell me she hasn't! As for Scarlett I think she has too but it's hard to tell without seeing them when thier not covered up. One thing me & my husband agree on is that fake breasts look awful whem the clothes come off. They also don't move or feel like real breasts.
Yeah, i really like Salma's stretch marks. Look I've been around a lot of breasts real and otherwise. After 4 wives and lots and lots of boobs and I can tell you Salma's had work. She should keep her stretched out cleavage to herself and find Kathrine Hepburn's old wardrobe. For all you Salma freaks check out her lard ass in slow mo in from Dusk Till Dawn. Not only did she have her chest worked on but she had her bum sucked and tucked too. Scarlet is mediocre in looks and as an actress. She's been on some mover and shaker's couch. Hell she let's herself get groped on national TV and laughs, how is that for a prime time ho' all for fame and fortune. As for others on the list and other's picks, Jessica Alba has synthetics, , Anna Nicole has synthetics and has had to have her aureoles moved and reconstructed due to the size. Same with Pam Anderson. I think she is even wearing fake nipples now, and they point east and west when she is facing north. Did you notice her flat chest in the last episodes of Stacked? Must have been in the midst of a replacement and enlargment. I'll differ with the last poster, if a gal doesn't overdue the size of the implant it can look and feel natural. My wife has some nice big C's on a size one frame and the look and feel real. The upside is no bra is necessary and she had 20 something boobs at 50 and looks 35. The envy of every woman anyplace we go.
Salma looks like she should be picking lettuce. Short, stocky, thick ankles, no waist, and fake stretchmarked boobs. Truly the best Mexico has to offer. Didn't she leave her eyebrows to grow natural in her last award winning movie? The thought of her in bed gives me nightmares. The last hispanic gal I dated reminded me of ET. Her neck literally disappeared when we had sex...truly distracting. I wonder if Salma can do the same trick...looks like she could.
Good post, Toryu88. I'm always amazed at how incapable people are of knowing the difference between natural assets and purchased plastic. And why is it when someone does know the difference they are insulted and accused of being jealous?
Is it really so hard for people to accept that most celebrities buy their looks?
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I agree and Scarlett has thick legs and ankles. eww
By Anonymous, on 10:11 AM
anon 10:11
Are you kidding me? Scarlett does not have thick legs and ankles. Go back to the doctor and tell him you need COKE bottle glass you blind moron.
I'd love to see Selma at 39 if she hadn't had work done...
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
Salma hasn't had work done. And she looks awesome in these pics. Thanks!
By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM
Everything about Salma is hot, except her name. Scarlett's features are very unattractive.
By Anonymous, on 10:42 AM
You can't clone sillicone.
By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM
As sick as we are these days of hearing about Angelina I must say pregnancy has done spectacular things to her boobs.
By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM
i prefer scarlett's breasts, and her overall. she's the hottest :)
By Anonymous, on 10:48 AM
wow--scarlett looks great as a brunette!
i don't know how much "work" salma has had, but she has definitely had her hairline altered.
i think they're both REALLY hot--but they should have switched shoes at this event.
By pq, on 11:06 AM
good lord todd. you are so freaking horny. your articles/comments are great until you start talking about baby oil and shampoo. do your writing a favor and cut the raunch down a little!
By Anonymous, on 11:08 AM
willy has no preferences... once you see one woman naked; well... you want to see them all naked!
By Anonymous, on 11:11 AM
SJ has nothing close to thick ankles....last girl I dated, had "cankles". Thick as her calves, she couldn't wear boots, and she was no way out of shape.
By grag, on 11:12 AM
Salma has openly admitted to having breast augmentation. What's the big deal? She had a great body to begin with and a doctor just perfected it. Scarlett's are natural so she gets points for that.
By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM
Salma still looks hot as hell at nearly 40. I love that woman.
By Anonymous, on 11:13 AM
Salma has never admitted to having breast augmentation. Her breasts are natural.
By Anonymous, on 11:13 AM
If you're pointing out that woman's ankles, you're either a jealous girl or gay guy.
By Anonymous, on 11:16 AM
Well, I noticed in the first pics that Salma has some stretching going on and you can clearly see the marks. That's a point off.
SJ's score a bit higher.
By jeditemple, on 11:18 AM
Scarlett has the same stretch marks, jeditemple.
P.S. FYI, you sound like a homo when you take "points off" for shit like that.
By Anonymous, on 11:22 AM
dudes, you can NOT have large breasts without SOME stretchmarks.... it just doesn't happen.
By Anonymous, on 11:40 AM
*sigh, men know nothing about breasts* Why don't you ask Salma herself if they're real? You seem to know so much about her? Ask anybody in the business or plastic surgeon and they will tell you the same. Just look at the cleavage, they look like two melons. Mine are the same way. Natural cleavage is alot softer and more squished together (for lack of a better word).
By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM
*Sigh, some women are so jealous* Salma's are real. Watch Desperado, watch From Dusk Till Dawn. Salma's are real. She's lucky. Get over it.
By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM
i dont like scarletts hair in the pics, looks stupid with the big hump on the top
By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
I love to have either one of their bodies!!!
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
insufficient information to compute. requires more independent study.
By Anonymous, on 12:21 PM
"FYI, you sound like a homo when you take "points off..."
Hey, Anon 11:22.
EMAAB.
By jeditemple, on 12:26 PM
Why do I have to be jealous to point out the girl has thick legs? You probably pass 20 girls every day who have better overall bodies than Scarlett. Her breasts are remarkable only in a decollete dress. You're a tool.
By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM
Scarlette wins hands down! Her whole entire body and features are better. Don't get me wrong... Salma is beautiful too!
I, personally, would take either one of their bodies!
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
I've always heard that Salma's were fake, so while they are indeed magnificent, it wouldn't make sense for her to come in at #1. Scarlett's, meanwhile, appear to be the product of very good genetic luck.
By threetoedsloth, on 12:56 PM
Salma's are real, Scarlett's are real. Jessica Simpson had a lift and implants. Fuck her. That tranny shouldn't be anywhere on that list.
By Anonymous, on 1:01 PM
Hey 11:08 STFU
Leave Todd alone. If you don't want to read the raunch, don't come here. We happen to like the baby oil and shampoo comments, it's funny. Todd is very fragile and will not write if you hurt his feelings. Too bad Betty Crocker died, you could read her blog and shove a cake up your ass. Well, just shove a cake up your ass anyway.
By Ben Dover, on 1:18 PM
Sounds to me like "It's not unusual for Scarlett to recieve... loads on her ample chest" is probably more accurate. And she's not bracing for compliments either.
This site rocks.
By Anonymous, on 1:29 PM
All hail Ben Dover! Todd is brilliant at making raunch clever.
By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM
Wow, what a bunch of cranky a-holes on here today! (kidding, I love the crankiness, especially when I'm NOT the one PMS'ing for once)....oh and Scar Jo is OK but Salma Hayak is the REAL THING...and she is not nearly as self-righteous as SJ, who is always a big baby about having her pics taken....final point: Todd is funny, AND raunchy...isn't that why we come here?
Carry on....
By Anonymous, on 1:43 PM
I love Salma's red dress. Oh wait, that wasn't the point of those pics, was it?
By Kristin, on 1:48 PM
"You probably pass 20 girls every day who have better overall bodies than Scarlett."
there are tons of hot girls who aren't famous, nonetheless scarlett is gorgeous and i'd love to sex her up
By Anonymous, on 1:55 PM
Todd, seriously dude. I know both these broads have delectable, mesmerizing racks, but you actually failed to comment on an "offical statement" from one of their publicists involving the phrases "receive loads" and "on her ample chest" within inches of each other. It's like a Kennedy driving right past a hooker while groping around desperately for the Xanax that rolled under the seat.
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
It's funny, I have a Persian friend that looks a lot like Salma and she gets hit-on every single day and sometimes in the funniest of ways and in the oddest of circumstances (you wouldn't believe what some men can be like!). Going out and doing things with her is like being with a celebrity; constant attention, stares, comped drinks, good tables at restaurants, invites to parties, etc.
Am I jealous? Yes, but I'm in love with her too, so...
By alison, on 2:51 PM
Salma had a boob lift or something b/c hers have always been decent sized but a couple years back they got gi-normous. Plus, any chick her age with naturally large boobs would need a lift eventually b/c of gravity.
She might have had them lifted AND had a bit of silicone stuck in there for good measure b/c they DO look larger.
By Anonymous, on 3:03 PM
if salma's are fake, then that's what all boob-job doctors should strive for. and if they're real, then she wins whatever this contest is, hands down. plus she has a nice bubbly ass.
By Anonymous, on 3:24 PM
I have this urge to shove my face in Salms's clevage and make motorboat sounds and I'm a straight woman.She's so gorgeous.
By Anonymous, on 5:10 PM
Salma has never admitted having a boob job. She has said they are her own and it is widely known that she is all natural. Just because someone has nice big boobs doesn't mean they aren't real. That's just some flat chested bitch being all jealous saying those things.
Add good God.....just because they're big doesn't mean she needs a lift already. She ain't 60 or anything. And who knows what those puppies look like without a bra or being jacked up in a dress....maybe they do hang to her knees. But who cares.....they look great.
By Anonymous, on 5:32 PM
If any of you actually followed her story you would know her boobs are not fake she has in interviews been asked about them and said when she was little sho used to "pray for big boobs" ...and yes you can have large boobs without stretch marks because i do (36E) and i have friends who do, who dont have stretch marks...the stretch marks all depend on how fast your boobs came and how much elasticity there is in your skin...and if her boobs were fake do you think she would have stretch marks from them..i havent seen any porn stars as highly paid as Selma who have spent the money on fake boobs and walked away with stretch marks...
By tabitha, on 6:32 PM
salma kicks scarlett's ass any day, any time, anywhere. end of story.
By Anonymous, on 6:40 PM
Open a dictionary... It's like a pizza box with lots of pieces of paper in it. Flip through the pages 'til you get to the word: "Cleavage". Salma's there... Not Scarlett, she's cute and all... But no Hayek.
By Anonymous, on 8:26 PM
"I have this urge to shove my face in Salms's clevage and make motorboat sounds and I'm a straight woman.She's so gorgeous."
... and so stupid
By Anonymous, on 8:32 PM
Are those stretch marks on Salma's breasts? They are very light, but they definitely look like stretch marks to me.
By Anonymous, on 10:18 PM
Ever since she danced with that snake in that horrible movie with the zombies and crap, I've been nuts about her. I would pay to give her anilingus.
By Anonymous, on 1:23 AM
she has done something:her nose!
By Anonymous, on 1:44 AM
As a fantasy casting director, I'd dream of Selma on my casting couch. :)
By Anonymous, on 6:59 AM
Salma has been an actress in Mexico for many years and always had a great body. If you see her soap opera (Teresa) at 22 years old, she is exactly the same. She has never admitted to augmentation or any plastic surgery. You would be able to see evidence by lumps on top or bumps in the middle of her cleavage. Everything is smooth. She has great genes and is aging beautifully. Let's see what SJ looks like at 39...
By Anonymous, on 11:24 AM
Salma and Scarlett are both very beautiful. I just want to say that anyone who thinks Scarlett's legs and ankles are too thick just does not have very good taste. Sorry. I do prefer blondes but Scarlett looks good as a brunette too.
By Androcles, on 2:01 PM
I agree. I'm no fan of SJ. Also lets see how SJ looks at 40.
By Anonymous, on 5:11 PM
I'd give a kidney to glue Scarlet's eyes shut just one time if you know what I mean. ;)
By Anonymous, on 10:55 PM
Shut the fuck up. Scarlett, then it's Jennifer Love Hewitt.
By Anonymous, on 12:53 AM
Salma has definietely had a boob job, take a look. http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/006604.html
This website isn't always right, but these pictures very clearly speak for themselves.
By Anonymous, on 2:20 AM
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/006604.html
Please - just check this out. I think they're both beautiful. And there's nothing wrong with getting a little work done. Enough said!! :-)
By Anonymous, on 7:26 AM
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/006604.html
Whatever, they're both beautiful women. I don't think there's anything wrong with a little plastic surgery. In that industry its probably mandatory at some point. :-)
By Anonymous, on 7:30 AM
As soon as I saw that article, Salma was the one I knew it had to be. Scarlett is attractive, and I could be wrong, but she seems vapid. Also, I remember reading a comment she made regarding plastic surgery - she would have work done if she wanted it, she didn't want to turn into an "old hag". That pretty much turned me off. I also hate her feeble attempts at being 'cool' or 'hip' or whatever - i.e. intermittent nosering!
By Tiffany, on 9:42 AM
In these pics Salmas Clevage blows Scarletts away
By Anonymous, on 5:01 PM
both are fakes boobs salma's and scarlett's breast are fakes look at this scarlett picture http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2093/Events/2093/ScarlettJo_Vespa_1419281_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Johansson,%20Scarlett and look this one of salma and look her before her first breast augmentation (she have two al least) http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/0366-wri/Events/0366-wri/hayeksal.ma%23?path=pgallery&path_key=Hayek,%20Salma
god don't be blind both have breast augmentation MASSIVE breast
By ana, on 12:25 PM
Salma's breasts were real in Dusk til Dawn & Desperado. She's had work done since then. Watch the movie Frieda & then tell me she hasn't! As for Scarlett I think she has too but it's hard to tell without seeing them when thier not covered up. One thing me & my husband agree on is that fake breasts look awful whem the clothes come off. They also don't move or feel like real breasts.
By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM
Yeah, i really like Salma's stretch marks. Look I've been around a lot of breasts real and otherwise. After 4 wives and lots and lots of boobs and I can tell you Salma's had work. She should keep her stretched out cleavage to herself and find Kathrine Hepburn's old wardrobe. For all you Salma freaks check out her lard ass in slow mo in from Dusk Till Dawn. Not only did she have her chest worked on but she had her bum sucked and tucked too.
Scarlet is mediocre in looks and as an actress. She's been on some mover and shaker's couch. Hell she let's herself get groped on national TV and laughs, how is that for a prime time ho' all for fame and fortune. As for others on the list and other's picks, Jessica Alba has synthetics, , Anna Nicole has synthetics and has had to have her aureoles moved and reconstructed due to the size. Same with Pam Anderson. I think she is even wearing fake nipples now, and they point east and west when she is facing north. Did you notice her flat chest in the last episodes of Stacked? Must have been in the midst of a replacement and enlargment. I'll differ with the last poster, if a gal doesn't overdue the size of the implant it can look and feel natural. My wife has some nice big C's on a size one frame and the look and feel real. The upside is no bra is necessary and she had 20 something boobs at 50 and looks 35. The envy of every woman anyplace we go.
By Toryu88, on 7:17 AM
Salma looks like she should be picking lettuce. Short, stocky, thick ankles, no waist, and fake stretchmarked boobs. Truly the best Mexico has to offer. Didn't she leave her eyebrows to grow natural in her last award winning movie? The thought of her in bed gives me nightmares. The last hispanic gal I dated reminded me of ET. Her neck literally disappeared when we had sex...truly distracting. I wonder if Salma can do the same trick...looks like she could.
By Godagesil, on 7:23 AM
Good post, Toryu88. I'm always amazed at how incapable people are of knowing the difference between natural assets and purchased plastic. And why is it when someone does know the difference they are insulted and accused of being jealous?
Is it really so hard for people to accept that most celebrities buy their looks?
By Anonymous, on 4:31 PM
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