I can't wait for all the stupid people who call Todd "racist" for saying that. That was so funny, though. I live in Malibu and that's every black guy's beach wear. Except the ones who wear nothing but a thong, Walkman and roller skates.
People shouldn't harsh on Selma Blair for having tiny boobs. I'd much rather date a lady with tiny/no boobs than a lady who had hideous fake ones like Pamela Anderson. NEWSFLASH, LADIES! Most fake tits look horrible!
Yeah, but at least you can feel fake tits. Sure, it feels like a warm silicon balloon, but it's better than grasping for thin air. But hey, if you like fondling mosquito bites, knock yourself out. Flat-chested girls need love too.
So are Selma and Diddy dating, or just friends? I hope it's the latter. It would be pretty crappy (not to mention lazy) to visit the same beach, the same day, with a girlfriend AND a mistress!
Living in Virginia Beach...I can attest to the socks. What the fuck is up with that? The beach is the one place where you can wear next to nothing and get away with it. Maybe he's worried about a sunburn.
I agree with Jediwhatever that flat chested is WAY more attractive then big fake boobs. and I can say that because I am a 34DD. Guess the grass is always greener huh?
@ 1:57 p.m. - Yeah, I'm sure the guys who are feeling on your tits and about to fuck you insult your boobs by telling you how fake they feel and how they like the seams on them while your fake tits are dangling as they're fucking you doggy style.
Get real, honey. I'm not opposed to boob jobs, but don't fool yourself into thinking they feel the "same" or "better" than real boobs. You can always feel the implants. Always.
"May I say that the comments of JediTemple sound much like the comments of someone who would post with the name JediTemple. Go stroke your action figures, you hump."
ROFLMAO... I struck a nerve with Susie McFlatchest. Nice try, sweetheart. Come back when you're out of your training bra.
i don't get the entirely visible ribcage look--can't they use botox for that? it looks nasty--big fake boobs or mosquito bites don't matter when you can count her ribs--a knobby chest just isn't flattering.
I've always been a Selma Blair fan - she looks hot. And... living in Las Vegas, fake boobs are gross. Given the choice, I'd much rather be with someone who has tiny boobies than silcone city.
Selma Blair? Now that's what I call random...didn't she just divorce her husband? And yes, P. Diddy should have worn flip flops, he is at the beach after all, what makes him so special? HUH?!
lol... I love that everyone has decided they're fucking based on these pictures.
It looks like they ran into eachother on the beach while he was out walking the dogs, and are simply carrying on a brief "how's it going?" type conversation.
Yeah so... what's with the socks? I don't care who you are, NO ONE gets a free pass to wear sandals with socks (I'm a black guy BTW). I find it ironic that a so-called fashion icon would even do such a thing.
Selma Blair is pretty, so what if she has tiny little strawberries for boobs? She's not "too skinny" either.
I have respect for girls with small breast who decide to be themselves and not try to inflate them and destroy their bodies with those ridiculous implants. I'm a natural 34DD so I don't feel threatened by the fake silicones, it's just pathetic how women get implants and then think that theyre better than small chested women. Give me a break only a whore who needs more attention but cant get it any other way will get big breast implants. 1:57--get over yourself you will never have what I have, why not try to fix your face maybe that will get you laid.
49 Comments:
selma ditched her bald-headed husband for him?
By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM
Whats on her leg in that second pic? eww
By Anonymous, on 11:28 AM
Selma doesn't look 36, isn't that how old she is?
By Anonymous, on 11:29 AM
uh oh. Todd said "black guy". watch out.
P Diddy always has a random celeb BFF. remember ashton? and bruce willis?
By Anonymous, on 11:32 AM
Is that a dog in that last picture with Kim Porter? It's walking upright, or am I seeing things?
By Anonymous, on 11:32 AM
selma could use some boobies
By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM
f*ckin whores, this is the third hollywood skank i've seen wearing my sun glasses
By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
LOL!
I can't wait for all the stupid people who call Todd "racist" for saying that. That was so funny, though. I live in Malibu and that's every black guy's beach wear. Except the ones who wear nothing but a thong, Walkman and roller skates.
By Anonymous, on 11:42 AM
Where did her boobs go?
By Anonymous, on 11:43 AM
Anon 11:32, i think the dog is jumping in the air, he/she looks happy and is just about the cutest thing in those pics!
By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
People shouldn't harsh on Selma Blair for having tiny boobs. I'd much rather date a lady with tiny/no boobs than a lady who had hideous fake ones like Pamela Anderson. NEWSFLASH, LADIES! Most fake tits look horrible!
By Anonymous, on 11:53 AM
Most fake tits look horrible!
...Says any small-breasted woman or virgin.
Yeah, but at least you can feel fake tits. Sure, it feels like a warm silicon balloon, but it's better than grasping for thin air. But hey, if you like fondling mosquito bites, knock yourself out. Flat-chested girls need love too.
By jeditemple, on 12:23 PM
Lol... that dog DOES appear to be marching upright next to Kim.
By Chantelle, on 12:27 PM
I don't mind the small boobs -- definitely better than big fake ones -- but she looks like she's had neither a meal nor a workout in months
By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
May I say that the comments of JediTemple sound much like the comments of someone who would post with the name JediTemple.
Go stroke your action figures, you hump.
By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM
I'm not opposed to fake tits... if they made the equivalent accouterments for a guy’s dick, I’d rock it.
By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM
So are Selma and Diddy dating, or just friends? I hope it's the latter. It would be pretty crappy (not to mention lazy) to visit the same beach, the same day, with a girlfriend AND a mistress!
By Anonymous, on 12:43 PM
Living in Virginia Beach...I can attest to the socks. What the fuck is up with that? The beach is the one place where you can wear next to nothing and get away with it. Maybe he's worried about a sunburn.
By Blonde Vigilante, on 12:54 PM
"diddy" - the biggest douchebag who ever lived.
By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM
"So are Selma and Diddy dating, or just friends? I hope it's the latter."
how often do celebrity "friends" walk on the beach? they're fucking.
By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM
I agree with Jediwhatever that flat chested is WAY more attractive then big fake boobs. and I can say that because I am a 34DD. Guess the grass is always greener huh?
By sme, on 1:19 PM
She's a cute girl... yes, those are very, very, very... very tiny boobies....
By Monica, on 1:25 PM
fitting epilogue for least talented working actress in hollywood
By Anonymous, on 1:29 PM
P. Diddy looks like a beached whale, really like a fatso! Is he planning on eating Selma?
By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM
Most fake tits look horrible!
...Says any small-breasted woman or virgin.
Well, I'm a natural 32dd and I think fake tits are gross too. I'm also not a virgin, so there goes another dumb-ass theory
By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
I've seen some ugly-ass real (big or small) tits too. And some amazing fake ones.
So fuck all y'all.
I love my fake 34C's. They're silicone and no one can tell. They're squishy and fabulous just like a real pair of good ta-ta's would be.
By Anonymous, on 1:57 PM
@ 1:57 p.m. - Yeah, I'm sure the guys who are feeling on your tits and about to fuck you insult your boobs by telling you how fake they feel and how they like the seams on them while your fake tits are dangling as they're fucking you doggy style.
Get real, honey. I'm not opposed to boob jobs, but don't fool yourself into thinking they feel the "same" or "better" than real boobs. You can always feel the implants. Always.
By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
"May I say that the comments of JediTemple sound much like the comments of someone who would post with the name JediTemple. Go stroke your action figures, you hump."
ROFLMAO... I struck a nerve with Susie McFlatchest. Nice try, sweetheart. Come back when you're out of your training bra.
By jeditemple, on 2:13 PM
Are those shorts or pants that he's wearing? God, he's such a fucking retard.
I'm not insulted when people call me "hater," so don't bother, idiots.
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
she's in her 30's? WOW!
you GO girl!
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
Kim Porter looks fantastic. I love her track outfit. Diddy, on the other hand, looks sloppy and chubby.
By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM
implants are NEVER good. ever. ever ever ever.
By Anonymous, on 2:37 PM
i don't get the entirely visible ribcage look--can't they use botox for that? it looks nasty--big fake boobs or mosquito bites don't matter when you can count her ribs--a knobby chest just isn't flattering.
By pq, on 2:57 PM
that dog's butt hole in the pic with Selma is HUGE. nasy nasty nasty... goes along with thinking of those two together I guess!
By Anonymous, on 3:20 PM
i generally like boobs, but selma's really hot, just like other flat ceelbs like milla.
By Anonymous, on 3:24 PM
Wow, Kim Porter really knows how to practice, um, "standing by her 'man'", huh? How PATHETIC.
By Voracious, on 4:11 PM
I've always been a Selma Blair fan - she looks hot. And... living in Las Vegas, fake boobs are gross. Given the choice, I'd much rather be with someone who has tiny boobies than silcone city.
By Anonymous, on 4:20 PM
Selma Blair? Now that's what I call random...didn't she just divorce her husband? And yes, P. Diddy should have worn flip flops, he is at the beach after all, what makes him so special? HUH?!
By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM
Boy. That Diddy. He sure casts a wide net, don't he?
By billiam eyes, on 5:15 PM
Wow. Never knew Selma Blair was that flat. Perfect mouthfuls, though... I wouldn't complain.
It's good to see Puffy's ready for Seattle Supersonics practice. Looks like he might have trouble running the fast break.
By Anonymous, on 6:01 PM
That's the flatest thing I've seen since my kitchen table.
By Oedipa Maas, on 8:02 PM
I know she's not the typical hottie, but Selma Blair would GET IT!
By Anonymous, on 10:31 PM
I can't believe the clear view of the dog's butt in the second photo!! he he he he he he
By Anonymous, on 11:41 PM
lol... I love that everyone has decided they're fucking based on these pictures.
It looks like they ran into eachother on the beach while he was out walking the dogs, and are simply carrying on a brief "how's it going?" type conversation.
Non-story.
By Anonymous, on 7:43 AM
Judging by nthe size of his dog's expanded anus, it seems Puffy has been banging Bowser, not Salma
By Anonymous, on 12:24 PM
two words about the socks-Brazil nuts
By Anonymous, on 3:07 PM
Yeah so... what's with the socks? I don't care who you are, NO ONE gets a free pass to wear sandals with socks (I'm a black guy BTW). I find it ironic that a so-called fashion icon would even do such a thing.
Selma Blair is pretty, so what if she has tiny little strawberries for boobs? She's not "too skinny" either.
By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM
anonymous at 3:07,
Not cool.
By Anonymous, on 3:36 PM
I have respect for girls with small breast who decide to be themselves and not try to inflate them and destroy their bodies with those ridiculous implants. I'm a natural 34DD so I don't feel threatened by the fake silicones, it's just pathetic how women get implants and then think that theyre better than small chested women. Give me a break only a whore who needs more attention but cant get it any other way will get big breast implants. 1:57--get over yourself you will never have what I have, why not try to fix your face maybe that will get you laid.
By Anonymous, on 10:36 AM
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