Say what you will about zit creme and cheesy poofs... her body is boomin' for a pregnant woman. She looks... goddessy, in that magical way pregnant women have, in these shots. Her body looks great, her face looks semi-happy, and Demi Moore isn't the only one who has done this. No matter how trashy she is, she's still young enough that if (big if) she shapes up her act, she can shake up her bod again, no problem.
How would you know if she looks great? They airbrushed all the flaws off of her. I want to see the "BEFORE" pictures with all the cellulite on her ass and thighs and acne on her face.
Why oh WHY can't someone follow me around and airbrush me in real life all over the place?
I mean just imagine...no wrinkles or visible pores or little unwanted dimples on the thighs....sigh.
I also prefer it when Britney is keeping it real (zit cream etc). Who the hell is this dark haired person attempting to look deep and in control? Compare these shots to the picture with matt lauer.
And sure, theoretically britney could return to "I'm a slave for u" shape. And it's possible that Mrs. Beckham might eat something more than a tic tac for lunch but I wouldn't hold my breath for either one.
1:34 Have you not the thousands of other pictures of this girl in a Bikini while she is pregnant. She does not have a great body, in fact she nasty. And who wears a bikini pregnant. Your a mindless idiot to belive airbrushed pics. You probly belive in Big Foot too!
ANY woman can be made up to be beautiful with make up, lighting and retouching. Britney Spears has always looked like she has down syndrome (no offense to mentally challenged people at all, but her eyes have 'that' look) but as long as she was half naked nobody noticed. She is not an ugly woman, or a horrible person, but she should really just go away. There is no more room for damage control. Focus on your kids, kick Federline to the curb and once we've basically forgotten who she is maybe, just MAYBE she could have another quick 15 minutes of fame.
p.s. - to the person who thinks she looks great for a pregnant woman, remember that she had her first child (by c-section), a tummy tuck IMMEDIATELY afterwards and was pregnant a second time in 6 monthes. And that's not even including all of the skin damage done by too much tanning or other various unnamed plastic surgeries. Just pause and think about for that for a minute.
EVERYBODY in magazines has retouching done to their photos. If people can't say Britney looks great here then nobody can say anybody from ANY magazine looks great because they will have had photoshoping/air brushing/whatever done to them as well.
Anybody else think her son looks like K-Fed? Poor, unfortunate soul. To have K-Fed's looks (or hell, even Britney's) and the brains of either one of them (or for that matter, both of them put together). Shudder.
"Everybody" doesn't have six inches added onto their legs, their skin tone changed, their damaged zitty skin replaced, half their ass and thunder thighs shaved off... need I go on?
You guys saw her on Matt Lauer, and you know she does not look good. She looks like crap.
Oh, and Britney WISHES she had legs that long.
Who cares if she looks "great" in one photo shoot? It's all artificial. You can tell when a woman is a real beauty (Halle Berry) because she looks as good in the real world as in the mags. Britney? She looks like a zitty, cheap sow in the real world.
I guess she's still trying to morph into Angelin, because not only does she have the dark hair, but she also had the photoshoppers make her skin tone look more olive, as if the look were natural.
okay anon--2:20...that website blew my mind. I knew what airbrushing was but this is like on an entirely different level. seriously I feel so much better knowing just how much digital help everyone is getting in magazines. unreal
Dude, let's not look a gift horse in the mouth. I don't care if they digitally stuck her head on someone else's pregnant body, we haven't seen Britney look like this in...*thinks*...hell I don't know! I'll take it just to jog my memory of why I thought she was hot before. Because I was beginning to think I was insane. Maybe she'll see these and, you know, purchase a brush?
shes trailer park redneck trash all the way, and she dont know what she wants one minute she wants to be left alone next minute she is naked in a magazine, i think shes beyond country, shes backwoods.
What's with her eyebrows? They are so light now compared to her hair...and they don't look very well shaped either. It makes her face look weird...as if it didn't already!
Obviously very airbrushed. Just look at the cover picture. Doesn't it seem like you'd be able to see her nipples when she is holding herself that poorly?
I might be going against all things woman by saying this, but I don't even think her photoshopped pics look "great" or even "attractive." I mean, her face is prettier than usual, but she kind of just looks like an overplump cow to me. I know she's pregnant but....uhhh...yeah. Fat. I mean, I'll be fat too when I'm pregnant. Which is why I won't be taking any half-nude shots of myself for, like, two years.
I like these pics of Brit. Don't know why people are so worked up about the airbrushed thing. Every picture in a magazine not shot by paparazzi are photoshopped before being published, no big deal. Also, in my eyes there is a difference between being in control over pics that you release yourself or being hounded by paparazzi with every step that you take.
I wish she would just disappear. And to the Shitney fans that seem to keep posting here, you're fucking retarded too. Super-Glue enemas for all of you.
It's a good thing she's holding her tits up in several of those pictures, otherwise they'd be bouncing off her knees. Dirty, nasty white trash piece of crap! I hate her!!!
has anyone else noticed that ashlee and britney look almost the same now with either blonde or dark hair, thats why ashless has surgery to look like britney
To 4:17 - fame is what drives the papparazzi! the more famous someone is, the more of a demand there is for their photos.
if britney seriously did no press, tv, print, etc that would help her plight in gaining some privacy!
you can not chose to be nude on the cover of one of the most popular magazines and think that your publicity and "having control over photos that you release" is going to help you fall off the map!
You are SO stupid!!!!!!!!!!!
what britney should have done is not said that she'll make more music (in her dateline interview), make us all think her career is completly over and the papparazzi would eventually lose some interest in a has been vs. the taking-a-break-right-now-to-reproduce Britney.
My goodness I'm sick of her. That poor, poor child. How is she going to try to go from trailer trash on dateline to glam princess in this magazine? NO! Just STOP IT!!
Don't most washed-up-has-been-no-talented celebs pose nude? Oh wait, it's the new thing to blame the paparazzi first and THEN pose nude when you are a washed-up-has-been-no-talented person.
I especially liked the part of the interview with sockless Lauer where Britney doesn't even know how pregnant she is. When asked how far along she is, she replies 'oh, I don't know . . 6-7 months or something like that'. Yeesh, will someone throw out the trash already!
lovely...the airbrush has been so kind. This is true art; being able to make something not entirely repulsive out of something that clearly is. I love how she's a whole new color.
You can't post the worst candid shots of her ever as defense to this photoshoot. Yes, there is some airbrushing here, just like with every other celebrity professional photoshoot, but she is a VERY pretty girl. Not to mention you have posted the WORST pics of her here, when she was out of shape and obviously not caring.
i always thought she looked better with darker hair. OK, so the pictures look good--big deal. It dosent erase all those awful awful shots of her looking like absolute crapola. When she has a stylist and hair and make-up she looks great, you'd think she would pick up on some tips over the years and be better able to put her"look" together by herself in her everyday life--guess not.
while i'm not trying to defend Britney here, I must add that she knows exactly how many months she is pregnant, but celebs do not disclose that info. publicly so that media etc. will be able to predict the due date and camp out at hospitals etc etc. (not that they wont do that anyways...)
8:05, you're welcome. And I thought it looked wrong, like her belly was yanked sideways. At first glance, I thought it was a really bad scar!
7:31, she is out of shape and doesn't care NOW, and if anything she looked worse with Lauer than she did then. She's just trying to make us forget how bad she really looks.
11:17, or maybe the baby isn't Kevin's. ;) That would be doing the world a favor -- not spawning more Federlines.
did anyone notice how really really bad her fake nails look in the net picture? they are chipping away at the nail bed and are half peeled off.
I panic when my nails look like that to go to work where no one even looks at me. You'd think that if you were going to be in a photo shoot on the cover of a huge magazine, you'd get your nails done. WELL WOULND'T YOU!!!
I love you Britney, but I just don't understand you.
To anonymous, June 29, 2006 11:17 AM who said "I must add that she knows exactly how many months she is pregnant, but celebs do not disclose that info. publicly so that media etc. will be able to predict the due date and camp out at hospitals etc etc. (not that they wont do that anyways...)"
If she wasn't going to disclose the info and wanted to keep the date private then why did she say in the same breath "oh, I'm due in September". Please, the girl is a half-wit.
This is from IMDB: "Pregnant pop star Britney Spears was so devastated by the negative reaction she received after her appearance on news show Dateline NBC, she chopped off all her hair and dyed it black to help her image. The singer received a barrage of criticism for appearing on the show in a sheer, low-cut top, denim mini-skirt and flip-flops earlier this month. She reportedly insisted on doing her own hair and makeup for the interview and was slammed for appearing "disheveled" with the New York Post reporting that fans called her hair a "rat's nest." A source tells American publication Us Weekly after the interview, "She felt terrible. She pulled out her extensions and bought a bottle of dark hair dye. She didn't understand her image problem until the negative feedback about Dateline." Spears' representative insists the singer checked with her doctor first to see if dying her hair was safe for her unborn child adding, "It's vegetable dye and will wash right out." She then chopped her hair into a short bob, neglecting to tell editors of fashion magazine Harper's Bazaar, who were featuring her on an upcoming cover, what she had done. Spears showed up at the cover photo shoot last Friday with her new look and according to Us Weekly, the magazine's editors were "horrified." Stylists for the shoot had to work quickly to undo the damage and decided to add brunette hair extensions at the last minute."
Brittany is a filthy unwashed skank if you ask me. Look at her in these photos. You know that if you were standing within 10 feet of her you could smell the stink from her feet, ass and armpits. She'd be the perfect trailer skank if her eyes were crossed. Without her $$$, she wouldn't even be a suitable Walmart greeter. Oh she makes me sick.
I don't even think Walmart would take that piece of trash. She'd be picking her butt as she pumped your car at the local gas station.
I thought she didn't care about what people thought because to her they were just "words". If they were just "words" why did she 'feel terrible' and run to get a $10 makeover? Yeesh.
It cracks me up that the magazine editors were horrified when they saw her and had to work fast to try and clean that piece of shite up. Personally I think fire or a good boiling is the only option.
It's been seen on many websites that Shitney has said she adores Angelina. If that's so true (as many have pointed out in these pics...skin color, hair color ect) then she should sell her house, all her possessions, divorce K-fed, move somewhere (and not tell the world where) and then donate all her cash assets from the sale of her stuff to a charity. Then,only then, when she is off the face of the planet, cleaned her skanky ass up, took care of her spawn, and became a productive part of society would she be anything near Angelina. I'm sure before long Shitney will get a tattoo like Angelina on her stomach in pig-Latin...to go with her trailer trash look. These pics are just nasty...get a life Shitney, and disappear.
Ps. Angelina should sue Shitney for stalking, theft of image, ect ect ect before Shitney comes to Angelina's house and tries to break in. I'm sure since Angelina is a powerful celeb she can make it happen...protect your children Angelina...protect yourself from psychotic stalkers like Shitney.
if britney did dump kevin she would CONTINUE HER STALKING OF BRAD PITT, she doenst care if hes married. she would pursue him to no end, try to seduce him and get knocked up with child. you just know britney has fantasized bout carrying his child nonstop.
i wonder what brad thinks of her now that she has self destructed.
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She needs alot more than a Vanity Fair cover to change her tarnied image....How about an labotomy.
By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM
This just turned my stomache upside down.
By karamel, on 1:32 PM
I think these photos look great...
she must have wanted to do these pictures because she realized she was too ugly in that video...
By Anonymous, on 1:32 PM
Fuck, they really Photoshopped the shit out of her. Those look ridiculous.
Yeah, we're all fooled, Shitney.
By Anonymous, on 1:34 PM
Say what you will about zit creme and cheesy poofs... her body is boomin' for a pregnant woman. She looks... goddessy, in that magical way pregnant women have, in these shots. Her body looks great, her face looks semi-happy, and Demi Moore isn't the only one who has done this. No matter how trashy she is, she's still young enough that if (big if) she shapes up her act, she can shake up her bod again, no problem.
By Anonymous, on 1:34 PM
Britney fans are fucking retards.
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
Oh, that's nasty.
By Haggis, on 1:39 PM
"She looks great"???
How would you know if she looks great? They airbrushed all the flaws off of her. I want to see the "BEFORE" pictures with all the cellulite on her ass and thighs and acne on her face.
By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
Shitney Beers.
By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM
they should have included footage from the Dateline interview
By Brandy, on 1:48 PM
Why oh WHY can't someone follow me around and airbrush me in real life all over the place?
I mean just imagine...no wrinkles or visible pores or little unwanted dimples on the thighs....sigh.
I also prefer it when Britney is keeping it real (zit cream etc). Who the hell is this dark haired person attempting to look deep and in control? Compare these shots to the picture with matt lauer.
And sure, theoretically britney could return to "I'm a slave for u" shape. And it's possible that Mrs. Beckham might eat something more than a tic tac for lunch but I wouldn't hold my breath for either one.
By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM
1:34
Have you not the thousands of other pictures of this girl in a Bikini while she is pregnant. She does not have a great body, in fact she nasty. And who wears a bikini pregnant. Your a mindless idiot to belive airbrushed pics. You probly belive in Big Foot too!
By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM
those areolas are HUGE!!! YUCK!
By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM
Look at pic #7. She dresses like this and is pissed the media picks on her. After that outfit she needs to be taken out and whipped
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
ANY woman can be made up to be beautiful with make up, lighting and retouching. Britney Spears has always looked like she has down syndrome (no offense to mentally challenged people at all, but her eyes have 'that' look) but as long as she was half naked nobody noticed. She is not an ugly woman, or a horrible person, but she should really just go away. There is no more room for damage control. Focus on your kids, kick Federline to the curb and once we've basically forgotten who she is maybe, just MAYBE she could have another quick 15 minutes of fame.
p.s. - to the person who thinks she looks great for a pregnant woman, remember that she had her first child (by c-section), a tummy tuck IMMEDIATELY afterwards and was pregnant a second time in 6 monthes. And that's not even including all of the skin damage done by too much tanning or other various unnamed plastic surgeries. Just pause and think about for that for a minute.
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
EVERYBODY in magazines has retouching done to their photos. If people can't say Britney looks great here then nobody can say anybody from ANY magazine looks great because they will have had photoshoping/air brushing/whatever done to them as well.
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
She looks great. Stop hating fatties!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:03 PM
Okay, is there a reason why my browser made the sound "moo" every time I clicked on one of the pictures?
By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM
These pics are really helping her image. It's the first positive thing she's done in YEARS!
However, we all know that they are fake. She does not look this way in real life. God Bless Photoshop!
(Personally, I still hate her...)
By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM
I think you guys are actually underestimating the power of Photoshop.
Roll over the images on this page.
It isn't just a little "retouching".
By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM
Anybody else think her son looks like K-Fed? Poor, unfortunate soul. To have K-Fed's looks (or hell, even Britney's) and the brains of either one of them (or for that matter, both of them put together). Shudder.
By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM
Um, Big Foot is real, man. I have a picture of him. Although all this global warming is threatening his existence.
By Adominable Snowman, on 2:20 PM
"Everybody" doesn't have six inches added onto their legs, their skin tone changed, their damaged zitty skin replaced, half their ass and thunder thighs shaved off... need I go on?
You guys saw her on Matt Lauer, and you know she does not look good. She looks like crap.
Oh, and Britney WISHES she had legs that long.
Who cares if she looks "great" in one photo shoot? It's all artificial. You can tell when a woman is a real beauty (Halle Berry) because she looks as good in the real world as in the mags. Britney? She looks like a zitty, cheap sow in the real world.
I guess she's still trying to morph into Angelin, because not only does she have the dark hair, but she also had the photoshoppers make her skin tone look more olive, as if the look were natural.
By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM
they touched this bitch up soo much to try and make her look like a pregnant virgin mary. shame on haper's bazaar magazine.
By prettyboy, on 2:26 PM
okay anon--2:20...that website blew my mind. I knew what airbrushing was but this is like on an entirely different level. seriously I feel so much better knowing just how much digital help everyone is getting in magazines. unreal
By Anonymous, on 2:40 PM
Okay, is there a reason why my browser made the sound "moo" every time I clicked on one of the pictures?
can't...breathe...laughing...too...hard. whew! wipes tears from eyes. thanks for that! it's classic!!
By Anonymous, on 2:43 PM
that half-cocked, self-aware smile combined with her airbrushed naked body is so fucking unattractive and unprovocative. what a cunt.
By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM
Dude, let's not look a gift horse in the mouth. I don't care if they digitally stuck her head on someone else's pregnant body, we haven't seen Britney look like this in...*thinks*...hell I don't know! I'll take it just to jog my memory of why I thought she was hot before. Because I was beginning to think I was insane. Maybe she'll see these and, you know, purchase a brush?
By Anonymous, on 2:58 PM
Both of that baby's parents look midly retarded in the face. He inherited it. What a shame.
By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM
I don't think being nude on the cover of Bazaar will help the papparazzi to leave her alone.
She wants exile but she also wants press?!
She looks fine with the editing, I just don't know why she would do this to begin with???!!
By Anonymous, on 3:07 PM
photoshop is great...
she looks hot.
By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM
shes trailer park redneck trash all the way, and she dont know what she wants one minute she wants to be left alone next minute she is naked in a magazine, i think shes beyond country, shes backwoods.
By Anonymous, on 3:14 PM
she's toxic. and sooo glad that photoshop exists.
By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM
The pic with the net is hysterical!
What's with her eyebrows? They are so light now compared to her hair...and they don't look very well shaped either. It makes her face look weird...as if it didn't already!
By Anonymous, on 3:27 PM
Obviously very airbrushed. Just look at the cover picture. Doesn't it seem like you'd be able to see her nipples when she is holding herself that poorly?
By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM
My guess the WHOLE thing is a FAKE. She is wearing a something around her neck in most. These are just fakes.
By Anonymous, on 3:55 PM
I might be going against all things woman by saying this, but I don't even think her photoshopped pics look "great" or even "attractive." I mean, her face is prettier than usual, but she kind of just looks like an overplump cow to me. I know she's pregnant but....uhhh...yeah. Fat. I mean, I'll be fat too when I'm pregnant. Which is why I won't be taking any half-nude shots of myself for, like, two years.
By Oedipa Maas, on 4:14 PM
I like these pics of Brit. Don't know why people are so worked up about the airbrushed thing. Every picture in a magazine not shot by paparazzi are photoshopped before being published, no big deal. Also, in my eyes there is a difference between being in control over pics that you release yourself or being hounded by paparazzi with every step that you take.
By Anonymous, on 4:17 PM
Jesus... what a fucking mess.
...
Oh god no! There's candids too!
By sam991, on 4:38 PM
I wish she would just disappear. And to the Shitney fans that seem to keep posting here, you're fucking retarded too. Super-Glue enemas for all of you.
By Anonymous, on 4:40 PM
It's a good thing she's holding her tits up in several of those pictures, otherwise they'd be bouncing off her knees. Dirty, nasty white trash piece of crap! I hate her!!!
By Anonymous, on 4:41 PM
is it me, or is hte little spears still got a chance of being gorgeous?
By Anonymous, on 5:23 PM
I heard, hopefully, that she decided that she didn't want these pictures published. I hope it's true. Her trying to look sexy now is just wrong
By Dani, on 5:40 PM
Anon 5:23.. more cigs and cocaine than can kill a horse by the time SPF graduates kindergarten sort of wears down on those chances a little bit.
See? It's called thinking ahead.
By Anonymous, on 5:45 PM
Ahh, the copycat queen strikes again.
By Hetairai, on 6:08 PM
i feel sorry for pregnant people.
By Anonymous, on 6:14 PM
has anyone else noticed that ashlee and britney look almost the same now with either blonde or dark hair, thats why ashless has surgery to look like britney
By Anonymous, on 6:23 PM
britneys days of anything but a trailer park momma are long over now
By Anonymous, on 6:24 PM
In that one photo of britney i dont think thats zit cream, but kfed cream, lol.
By Anonymous, on 6:37 PM
To 4:17 - fame is what drives the papparazzi! the more famous someone is, the more of a demand there is for their photos.
if britney seriously did no press, tv, print, etc that would help her plight in gaining some privacy!
you can not chose to be nude on the cover of one of the most popular magazines and think that your publicity and "having control over photos that you release" is going to help you fall off the map!
You are SO stupid!!!!!!!!!!!
what britney should have done is not said that she'll make more music (in her dateline interview), make us all think her career is completly over and the papparazzi would eventually lose some interest in a has been vs. the taking-a-break-right-now-to-reproduce Britney.
go read a book.
By Anonymous, on 6:45 PM
when will peope realize britneys career is over.
By Anonymous, on 6:52 PM
She's such an attention whore. And unbelievably dumb.
By Anonymous, on 7:06 PM
I'd still fuck her. Even whilst she's birthing Billy Bob II.
By Anonymous, on 9:27 PM
if she really looked like that without digital retouching, i'd totally hit it
By Anonymous, on 9:29 PM
My goodness I'm sick of her. That poor, poor child. How is she going to try to go from trailer trash on dateline to glam princess in this magazine? NO! Just STOP IT!!
By Anonymous, on 10:04 PM
6:45, well put!
Is it my imagination, or in that fur-coat pic, is her navel in the wrong spot?
By Anonymous, on 10:08 PM
Don't most washed-up-has-been-no-talented celebs pose nude? Oh wait, it's the new thing to blame the paparazzi first and THEN pose nude when you are a washed-up-has-been-no-talented person.
I especially liked the part of the interview with sockless Lauer where Britney doesn't even know how pregnant she is. When asked how far along she is, she replies 'oh, I don't know . . 6-7 months or something like that'. Yeesh, will someone throw out the trash already!
By Anonymous, on 1:28 AM
Am I the only one who thinks her face looks like Hohan's?
By Stina, on 6:35 AM
lovely...the airbrush has been so kind. This is true art; being able to make something not entirely repulsive out of something that clearly is. I love how she's a whole new color.
By Anonymous, on 7:01 AM
You can't post the worst candid shots of her ever as defense to this photoshoot. Yes, there is some airbrushing here, just like with every other celebrity professional photoshoot, but she is a VERY pretty girl. Not to mention you have posted the WORST pics of her here, when she was out of shape and obviously not caring.
By Anonymous, on 7:31 AM
Who told her this would be a good idea?
By A Concerned Fan, on 7:37 AM
10:08 - thank you, I'm 6:45. =)
You are so right. Her navel should be a little shifted to the side like the rest of her body is. GOOD observation!! =0
By Anonymous, on 8:05 AM
She just went on national tv looking like crap on a stick and now this heavily photoshoped pic fest. Her singing is a fake as these photos.
By Anonymous, on 10:59 AM
i always thought she looked better with darker hair. OK, so the pictures look good--big deal. It dosent erase all those awful awful shots of her looking like absolute crapola. When she has a stylist and hair and make-up she looks great, you'd think she would pick up on some tips over the years and be better able to put her"look" together by herself in her everyday life--guess not.
By Anonymous, on 11:14 AM
To 1:28 AM ,
while i'm not trying to defend Britney here, I must add that she knows exactly how many months she is pregnant, but celebs do not disclose that info. publicly so that media etc. will be able to predict the due date and camp out at hospitals etc etc. (not that they wont do that anyways...)
By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM
You lifted me up with the first set of pictures...then knocked me back down to Earth with the second.
Thanks, I needed that!!
By Zen Wizard, on 11:52 AM
8:05, you're welcome. And I thought it looked wrong, like her belly was yanked sideways. At first glance, I thought it was a really bad scar!
7:31, she is out of shape and doesn't care NOW, and if anything she looked worse with Lauer than she did then. She's just trying to make us forget how bad she really looks.
11:17, or maybe the baby isn't Kevin's. ;) That would be doing the world a favor -- not spawning more Federlines.
By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM
Her goofy grin and drug store dye job (I'm the queen of 'em) kill any classiness that could result from that photo shoot.
And seriously, if you're complaining about publicity, DO NOT DO ANY NUDE PHOTO SPREADS.
By scamps, on 1:06 PM
did anyone notice how really really bad her fake nails look in the net picture? they are chipping away at the nail bed and are half peeled off.
I panic when my nails look like that to go to work where no one even looks at me. You'd think that if you were going to be in a photo shoot on the cover of a huge magazine, you'd get your nails done. WELL WOULND'T YOU!!!
I love you Britney, but I just don't understand you.
By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
To anonymous, June 29, 2006 11:17 AM who said "I must add that she knows exactly how many months she is pregnant, but celebs do not disclose that info. publicly so that media etc. will be able to predict the due date and camp out at hospitals etc etc. (not that they wont do that anyways...)"
If she wasn't going to disclose the info and wanted to keep the date private then why did she say in the same breath "oh, I'm due in September". Please, the girl is a half-wit.
By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM
This is from IMDB: "Pregnant pop star Britney Spears was so devastated by the negative reaction she received after her appearance on news show Dateline NBC, she chopped off all her hair and dyed it black to help her image. The singer received a barrage of criticism for appearing on the show in a sheer, low-cut top, denim mini-skirt and flip-flops earlier this month. She reportedly insisted on doing her own hair and makeup for the interview and was slammed for appearing "disheveled" with the New York Post reporting that fans called her hair a "rat's nest." A source tells American publication Us Weekly after the interview, "She felt terrible. She pulled out her extensions and bought a bottle of dark hair dye. She didn't understand her image problem until the negative feedback about Dateline." Spears' representative insists the singer checked with her doctor first to see if dying her hair was safe for her unborn child adding, "It's vegetable dye and will wash right out." She then chopped her hair into a short bob, neglecting to tell editors of fashion magazine Harper's Bazaar, who were featuring her on an upcoming cover, what she had done. Spears showed up at the cover photo shoot last Friday with her new look and according to Us Weekly, the magazine's editors were "horrified." Stylists for the shoot had to work quickly to undo the damage and decided to add brunette hair extensions at the last minute."
LOL!!!
By Anonymous, on 5:11 PM
Why is she "devastated"? What, she thinks she's untouchable, that people wouldn't say she looks like a trashy cow if she dressed like one?
By Anonymous, on 8:06 PM
Brittany is a filthy unwashed skank if you ask me. Look at her in these photos. You know that if you were standing within 10 feet of her you could smell the stink from her feet, ass and armpits. She'd be the perfect trailer skank if her eyes were crossed. Without her $$$, she wouldn't even be a suitable Walmart greeter. Oh she makes me sick.
By Anonymous, on 11:07 PM
I don't even think Walmart would take that piece of trash. She'd be picking her butt as she pumped your car at the local gas station.
I thought she didn't care about what people thought because to her they were just "words". If they were just "words" why did she 'feel terrible' and run to get a $10 makeover? Yeesh.
It cracks me up that the magazine editors were horrified when they saw her and had to work fast to try and clean that piece of shite up. Personally I think fire or a good boiling is the only option.
By Anonymous, on 2:40 AM
You know what's sad? She has made so much money, I'm quite comfortable that she will never be broke, even with her being dumber than a box of rocks.
By Anonymous, on 3:38 PM
Why has she got her bikini bottom on backwards (photo 5 and 6)?????????
By Anonymous, on 2:41 AM
It's been seen on many websites that Shitney has said she adores Angelina. If that's so true (as many have pointed out in these pics...skin color, hair color ect) then she should sell her house, all her possessions, divorce K-fed, move somewhere (and not tell the world where) and then donate all her cash assets from the sale of her stuff to a charity. Then,only then, when she is off the face of the planet, cleaned her skanky ass up, took care of her spawn, and became a productive part of society would she be anything near Angelina. I'm sure before long Shitney will get a tattoo like Angelina on her stomach in pig-Latin...to go with her trailer trash look. These pics are just nasty...get a life Shitney, and disappear.
Ps. Angelina should sue Shitney for stalking, theft of image, ect ect ect before Shitney comes to Angelina's house and tries to break in. I'm sure since Angelina is a powerful celeb she can make it happen...protect your children Angelina...protect yourself from psychotic stalkers like Shitney.
By Anonymous, on 8:31 AM
if britney did dump kevin she would CONTINUE HER STALKING OF BRAD PITT, she doenst care if hes married. she would pursue him to no end, try to seduce him and get knocked up with child.
you just know britney has fantasized bout carrying his child nonstop.
i wonder what brad thinks of her now that she has self destructed.
By Anonymous, on 10:43 PM
not only did demi moore already do this, but also melania trump in vogue.
By Anonymous, on 9:37 PM
It's time for Shitney Beers to take the final nosedive, and follow Anna Nicole into the wild blue yonder.
By Anonymous, on 7:35 AM
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