am i the only one thinking she is pregnant? she's hiding behind him or really close to him in each shot...the empire-waisted wedding dress and baggy shirts? and, cleavage, on nicole kidman?
Maybe she is preggers, if so, I say good for her. Anyone who endured almost 10 years with Tom "two inch killer" Cruise deserves to be happy...even if they're incapable of showing it due to paralyzed face muscles.
I'm getting a bit of a Miss Havashim vibe from that wedding dress...
I think she looks very beautiful in her wedding dress (from what we can see in the photos). She would look a little healthier if she gained some weight though.
Yup, that is how it works. I even saw a TV show from England where that happened - a woman ran off from her husband, and the husband then married a Catholic widow. Why? Because he was a lapsed Catholic and had only gotten married at the registry office, so the priests were weirded out, but allowed it.
I LOVE the way you put that about the donkey, Todd ma man! Kudos.
11:09, it actually doesn't approve of them, because the Church doesn't like divorce, and so a baby isn't a good enough reason to tie yourself permanently to someone. But Nicole and Keith have been dating for quite some time, so it's not like they had a one-night stand, got pregnant and ran to Vegas.
I betcha Nicole is VERY grateful that she temporarily lost her mind and only had a Scientology ceremony. AND she still got money because of the legal divorce! It's all good! (Except people still associate her with the crazy midget)
You know, i'm really glad she did it the classy way instead of trying to sell the pictures and actually letting people into her life a little. She looks gorgeous IMO and i'm so sick of celebrities blocking everybody but the 'elite' out and then selling pictures of themselves. What pricks.
So, if the Catholic Church considers she wasn't married to Tom Cruise before then that means in the Church's eyes she has been engaging pre-marital sex, for years (assuming she and Tom actually did have sex). Pretty sure that isn't condoned by the Catholic Church either.
Yeah. I know. Silly me. I'm actually expecting celebrity spokespeople and whatnot to be logically consistent.
Oh and father jack, money makes all kinds of wonderful things happen. If she's already pregnant and just got married in a Catholic ceremony...it must have been an immaculate deception..I mean, conception.
"Yeah. I know. Silly me. I'm actually expecting celebrity spokespeople and whatnot to be logically consistent."
I think you mean you are expecting the Catholic church to be consistent, which is silly of you. (Before anyone jumps all over me, I'm a recovering Catholic so back off).
I think she looks beautiful. I still want the red hair back, but the bitch isn't hitting that picture. But letting her curls down is really helping--she looks so much older with the hair pulled back. If she went a darker color, she'd look a good 5 years younger.
And despite all the botox allegations, I don't think she's going overboard. You wanna see overboard, check fucking Janice Dickinson. Nicole's obvs using it some, but she still looks pretty close to her real age.
Does anyone think they did? ;) Would they have made "Eyes Wide Shut" if they WERE? :D
"Pretty sure that isn't condoned by the Catholic Church either."
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure she's sorry she did that -- what woman wouldn't be? So it's just a few minutes in the confessional, and the whole Tom thing is completely done, over with, and forgotten. In her place, I think I would feel clean and squeaky now... cleansed of the Cruiser, so to speak. ;)
6:33, no, the silly one is the one dissing a religion without making an actual point.
7:45, I agree that she looks beautiful, and her Botox makes her look a helluva lot better than the really frozen people like Janice (who makes it even MORE obvious by opening her mouth as wide as possible). She should have dyed it red, though. But then again, maybe Keith likes it blonde.
She scares the shit out of me. She looks like some sort of steroid-abusing, giant pixie.
I have NO problem with her getting botoxed or nipped, tucked, or carved. I take offence when she DENIES having any work done. Does she not remember having her picture taken in the past????
Lying bitch has had her faced carved more times than a turkey.
And Keith is a recovering COCAINE addict. Not meth. Same shit, different pile, if you ask me.
And religion IS a scam. If you need a book to tell you not to kill your neighbour and then fuck his wife and steal something from her before heading home you've got problems. ;)
Far more people have been killed, tortured and rendered miserable and destitute at the hands of overtly atheistic political regimes in the 20th century alone than have in the names of all the religions combined throughout all of human history.
Also, people who think religion is just about what's in the sacred texts are especially laughable. Obviously they've never really practised any religion of any kind to make such a simple-minded conclusion.
An atheist's opinion on religion is like a blind person's opinion on color (only, blind people aren't so full of hostility about it).
I was baptized catholic and attended catholic school from kindergarten through to the 8th grade. Nine years of religion classes only made the holes in the catholic religion more obvious. ;)
Live the 'good life' and go to heaven or live the 'bad life' and 'accept' jesus before they execute you and go to heaven. Seems to be a hell of a loophole there, eh? Hmmmm
In catholic school we were taught that our 'god' is a compassionate, caring individual. 300,000+ people killed they day after christmas by a tsunami ('act of god'). Did 'god' get an an ugly sweater for xmas? Was it made in Indonesia or Sri Lanka? Was the Tsunami payback for the ugly sweater?? Hmmmm
The Pope says that this 'compassionate, caring' god speaks to him?? If he were so caring wouldn't he tell the pope to relax on the condom thing so half of Africa doesn't die or become orphans because of AIDS in the next 10 years??? Hmmm
Sadly, the AIDS-stricken, god-fearing African christians had catholicism forced on them by whites who felt it was their 'duty' to 'civilize' the African 'cannibals'.
People give too much credit to something that has never been shown to exist ('god'). Someone wins a Grammy and the first person they thank is god?? Was the almighty one in the studio with Diddy laying down the basslines??? Does god play a mean Hammond organ??? Your 'god' wishes he could rock a drumkit as well as me.
God 'cures' cancer?? NO, medical science and the dedication of nurses and doctors get the credit for any cured cancer. If god cared people wouldn't get cancer to begin with.
Some folks say cancer is god's way of testing you to make you a stronger person. So what about the people who DIE from cancer? Did god give them cancer as a means of population control and NOT self improvement?? Did he just lose interest in making them a better person?? Hmmm
We're all created from 'his' likeness and he makes no mistakes, and we should love our neighbour?? Then why is the catholic church so hostile towards gays and yet so accomodating of their child-loving priests????
I'm done. Religion doesn't deserve more than 3 minutes of my time. You keep reading your bible, Ezra, Reza, whatever, and I'll keep mine handy in the bathroom. You can never have too much paper for wiping your ass. ;)
Your last paragraph proves my point about the bizarre hostility you people have about something you supposedly don't believe in or care about.
Just because you went to Catholic school as a kid doesn't mean you genuinely and sincerely practiced your religion or believed in God. Obviously you didn't. Therefore your understanding of the true meaning of religion and faith is superficial, at best.
Has it occurred to you that if someone were trying to "cheat the system" by being an asshole his whole life and then conveniently repenting at the end that God - an all-seeing all-knowing being - wouldn't know about it? The fact He allows last-minute repentance is a sign of His general coolness. Do you know any human who would be that forgiving? Certainly you wouldn't be.
You complain about God allowing people to die; in tsunamis, or because of cancer, or AIDS, or whatever you like. The problem is your atheism colors everything you see and think about. You don't believe in God and then hold it as evidence of His non-existence that He does not comply with your view of how things should be. Like you know better. It's pretty ridiculous. God doesn't say people will be spared the fate of dying nor the difficulties of life, nature and disease. Religions merely state that if people believe in God and follow His rules and advice they will be happy and successful in this world and the next - the one after death. That is their main thrust. For atheists like you, of course, death is the horrible be-all and end-all of everything and you are deathly afraid of it (funnily enough). Your fear influences every single aspect of your life down to the details and is why all your childish complaints about God circle around it. Everybody has to go one day. Get over it. Believers know death is not the end.
Oh, and has it ever occurred to you that the artists, musicians, athletes etc who are at the very top of their profession might know a little more about what it takes to get there than you and that if they thank God for helping them it's because there's something to it? But no, you're right. They're all just stupid and naive.
Of course, whatever I say doesn't change the fact that there is no objective proof for the existence of God and there never will be. Life wouldn't be much of a test if there was proof and God wants people to be free to choose so He can know where their hearts lie.
Belief in God is a matter of the heart, not the mind, and some people feel something and others, well, just don't. You'd be better off saying that you just don't feel anything rather than trying to make it look like your atheism is based on reason or rationality, because it isn't. If you're so secure in your non-belief then why so keen to "prove" how right you are? Have doubts?
You claim to wipe your ass with the pages of the Bible. I doubt it. Even you, with all your atheist and anti-religious bravado, are afraid to. In fact, I dare you to. You cannot.
"3 minutes?" It's obvious religion preoccupies you far more than you pretend.
I'm not going to get into a Catholic debate (and I am Catholic and I have gotten an annulment), but I do have to correct a misconception about annulments. An annulment means your marriage was nullified, therefore no longer recognized; it does NOT mean the marriage didn't happen or take place, nor does it have any impact on the legitimacy of children of that marriage. It simply means the Church has recognized that the marriage was not valid (and there are many reasons why this can be so), and that the sacramental bond is broken. Once that bond is proven to be broken, or never in existence, it is permissable to remarry in the Church. As marriage is considered one of the seven sacraments in the Church, you are only supposed to do it once. Now, centuries of politics, monarchs, wars, etc., have massaged the rules, but that is the rule of annulments today. The Church isn't saying Nicole and Tom were never wed; it is simply saying there was no sacramental bond involved. Take it from one who has been there, done that.
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good lord she is so scary looking now..pasty white skin..ashy blonde hair..botoxed beyond belief..yikes..she scares me..
By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM
a donkey! lol... loved it
By Anonymous, on 10:59 AM
am i the only one thinking she is pregnant? she's hiding behind him or really close to him in each shot...the empire-waisted wedding dress and baggy shirts? and, cleavage, on nicole kidman?
any thoughts?
By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
she actually looks kinda cute. except for the botox overload.
By Anonymous, on 11:08 AM
hmmm... pregnant... could be. i wonder what the catholic church thinks about shotgun weddings?
By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM
Maybe she is preggers, if so, I say good for her. Anyone who endured almost 10 years with Tom "two inch killer" Cruise deserves to be happy...even if they're incapable of showing it due to paralyzed face muscles.
I'm getting a bit of a Miss Havashim vibe from that wedding dress...
By redkitten, on 11:14 AM
Congratulations to the happy couple..for however long it may last.
By Anonymous, on 11:15 AM
I think she looks very beautiful in her wedding dress (from what we can see in the photos). She would look a little healthier if she gained some weight though.
By Anonymous, on 11:29 AM
Yup, that is how it works. I even saw a TV show from England where that happened - a woman ran off from her husband, and the husband then married a Catholic widow. Why? Because he was a lapsed Catholic and had only gotten married at the registry office, so the priests were weirded out, but allowed it.
I LOVE the way you put that about the donkey, Todd ma man! Kudos.
11:09, it actually doesn't approve of them, because the Church doesn't like divorce, and so a baby isn't a good enough reason to tie yourself permanently to someone. But Nicole and Keith have been dating for quite some time, so it's not like they had a one-night stand, got pregnant and ran to Vegas.
I betcha Nicole is VERY grateful that she temporarily lost her mind and only had a Scientology ceremony. AND she still got money because of the legal divorce! It's all good! (Except people still associate her with the crazy midget)
By Anonymous, on 11:49 AM
You know, i'm really glad she did it the classy way instead of trying to sell the pictures and actually letting people into her life a little. She looks gorgeous IMO and i'm so sick of celebrities blocking everybody but the 'elite' out and then selling pictures of themselves. What pricks.
By Nina, on 11:55 AM
stop being haters. its her wedding day and shes like damn near 40...she needs the botox. i dont blame her.
and i dunno if its just me but......they kinda look like they could be brother and sister.
By prettyboy, on 12:59 PM
She's got more to worry about than just wrinkles...isn't Mr. Urban a recovering meth addict, or something?...
By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM
What a beautiful woman and such a beautiful bride!
By Anonymous, on 2:14 PM
So, if the Catholic Church considers she wasn't married to Tom Cruise before then that means in the Church's eyes she has been engaging pre-marital sex, for years (assuming she and Tom actually did have sex). Pretty sure that isn't condoned by the Catholic Church either.
Yeah. I know. Silly me. I'm actually expecting celebrity spokespeople and whatnot to be logically consistent.
By father jack, on 4:54 PM
I see Keith but who's the old broad?
Oh and father jack, money makes all kinds of wonderful things happen. If she's already pregnant and just got married in a Catholic ceremony...it must have been an immaculate deception..I mean, conception.
By Anonymous, on 5:55 PM
"Yeah. I know. Silly me. I'm actually expecting celebrity spokespeople and whatnot to be logically consistent."
I think you mean you are expecting the Catholic church to be consistent, which is silly of you. (Before anyone jumps all over me, I'm a recovering Catholic so back off).
By Anonymous, on 6:33 PM
I think she looks amazing!
Also, you can be divorced and get married again in the Catholic Church. They did away with that "rule" in the 70's or 80's I think.
--Another Catholic
By Anonymous, on 7:26 PM
nicole.you look beautiful.much happinnes for you and keith......long overdue......
By Anonymous, on 7:41 PM
I think she looks beautiful. I still want the red hair back, but the bitch isn't hitting that picture. But letting her curls down is really helping--she looks so much older with the hair pulled back. If she went a darker color, she'd look a good 5 years younger.
And despite all the botox allegations, I don't think she's going overboard. You wanna see overboard, check fucking Janice Dickinson. Nicole's obvs using it some, but she still looks pretty close to her real age.
And Keith has a nice ass. Kadunkadunk, indeed.
By Anonymous, on 7:45 PM
"(assuming she and Tom actually did have sex)."
Does anyone think they did? ;) Would they have made "Eyes Wide Shut" if they WERE? :D
"Pretty sure that isn't condoned by the Catholic Church either."
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure she's sorry she did that -- what woman wouldn't be? So it's just a few minutes in the confessional, and the whole Tom thing is completely done, over with, and forgotten. In her place, I think I would feel clean and squeaky now... cleansed of the Cruiser, so to speak. ;)
6:33, no, the silly one is the one dissing a religion without making an actual point.
7:45, I agree that she looks beautiful, and her Botox makes her look a helluva lot better than the really frozen people like Janice (who makes it even MORE obvious by opening her mouth as wide as possible). She should have dyed it red, though. But then again, maybe Keith likes it blonde.
By Anonymous, on 12:10 AM
Religion = Ridiculousness.
Catholicism, Scientology, Islam, Baptist, Hindu, whatever...
Religion...
The bloodiest and longest-running scam ever invented.
By HairlessMonkeyDK, on 3:07 AM
She scares the shit out of me. She looks like some sort of steroid-abusing, giant pixie.
I have NO problem with her getting botoxed or nipped, tucked, or carved. I take offence when she DENIES having any work done. Does she not remember having her picture taken in the past????
Lying bitch has had her faced carved more times than a turkey.
And Keith is a recovering COCAINE addict. Not meth. Same shit, different pile, if you ask me.
And religion IS a scam. If you need a book to tell you not to kill your neighbour and then fuck his wife and steal something from her before heading home you've got problems. ;)
JJ (proud atheist)
By joejoe, on 1:49 PM
right on 3:07 a.m.
By Anonymous, on 6:49 PM
she couldn't do ANY better than a recovering dope-head?
By Anonymous, on 6:52 PM
religion is more of a cult than a scam i think...or actually...both...
By Anonymous, on 9:55 PM
Far more people have been killed, tortured and rendered miserable and destitute at the hands of overtly atheistic political regimes in the 20th century alone than have in the names of all the religions combined throughout all of human history.
Also, people who think religion is just about what's in the sacred texts are especially laughable. Obviously they've never really practised any religion of any kind to make such a simple-minded conclusion.
An atheist's opinion on religion is like a blind person's opinion on color (only, blind people aren't so full of hostility about it).
By Reza, on 3:59 AM
Reza,
I was baptized catholic and attended catholic school from kindergarten through to the 8th grade. Nine years of religion classes only made the holes in the catholic religion more obvious. ;)
Live the 'good life' and go to heaven or live the 'bad life' and 'accept' jesus before they execute you and go to heaven. Seems to be a hell of a loophole there, eh? Hmmmm
In catholic school we were taught that our 'god' is a compassionate, caring individual. 300,000+ people killed they day after christmas by a tsunami ('act of god'). Did 'god' get an an ugly sweater for xmas? Was it made in Indonesia or Sri Lanka? Was the Tsunami payback for the ugly sweater?? Hmmmm
The Pope says that this 'compassionate, caring' god speaks to him?? If he were so caring wouldn't he tell the pope to relax on the condom thing so half of Africa doesn't die or become orphans because of AIDS in the next 10 years??? Hmmm
Sadly, the AIDS-stricken, god-fearing African christians had catholicism forced on them by whites who felt it was their 'duty' to 'civilize' the African 'cannibals'.
People give too much credit to something that has never been shown to exist ('god'). Someone wins a Grammy and the first person they thank is god?? Was the almighty one in the studio with Diddy laying down the basslines??? Does god play a mean Hammond organ??? Your 'god' wishes he could rock a drumkit as well as me.
God 'cures' cancer?? NO, medical science and the dedication of nurses and doctors get the credit for any cured cancer. If god cared people wouldn't get cancer to begin with.
Some folks say cancer is god's way of testing you to make you a stronger person. So what about the people who DIE from cancer? Did god give them cancer as a means of population control and NOT self improvement?? Did he just lose interest in making them a better person?? Hmmm
We're all created from 'his' likeness and he makes no mistakes, and we should love our neighbour?? Then why is the catholic church so hostile towards gays and yet so accomodating of their child-loving priests????
I'm done. Religion doesn't deserve more than 3 minutes of my time. You keep reading your bible, Ezra, Reza, whatever, and I'll keep mine handy in the bathroom. You can never have too much paper for wiping your ass. ;)
JJ
By joejoe, on 11:21 AM
Your last paragraph proves my point about the bizarre hostility you people have about something you supposedly don't believe in or care about.
Just because you went to Catholic school as a kid doesn't mean you genuinely and sincerely practiced your religion or believed in God. Obviously you didn't. Therefore your understanding of the true meaning of religion and faith is superficial, at best.
Has it occurred to you that if someone were trying to "cheat the system" by being an asshole his whole life and then conveniently repenting at the end that God - an all-seeing all-knowing being - wouldn't know about it?
The fact He allows last-minute repentance is a sign of His general coolness. Do you know any human who would be that forgiving? Certainly you wouldn't be.
You complain about God allowing people to die; in tsunamis, or because of cancer, or AIDS, or whatever you like.
The problem is your atheism colors everything you see and think about. You don't believe in God and then hold it as evidence of His non-existence that He does not comply with your view of how things should be. Like you know better. It's pretty ridiculous.
God doesn't say people will be spared the fate of dying nor the difficulties of life, nature and disease. Religions merely state that if people believe in God and follow His rules and advice they will be happy and successful in this world and the next - the one after death. That is their main thrust.
For atheists like you, of course, death is the horrible be-all and end-all of everything and you are deathly afraid of it (funnily enough). Your fear influences every single aspect of your life down to the details and is why all your childish complaints about God circle around it.
Everybody has to go one day. Get over it. Believers know death is not the end.
Oh, and has it ever occurred to you that the artists, musicians, athletes etc who are at the very top of their profession might know a little more about what it takes to get there than you and that if they thank God for helping them it's because there's something to it?
But no, you're right. They're all just stupid and naive.
Of course, whatever I say doesn't change the fact that there is no objective proof for the existence of God and there never will be. Life wouldn't be much of a test if there was proof and God wants people to be free to choose so He can know where their hearts lie.
Belief in God is a matter of the heart, not the mind, and some people feel something and others, well, just don't. You'd be better off saying that you just don't feel anything rather than trying to make it look like your atheism is based on reason or rationality, because it isn't. If you're so secure in your non-belief then why so keen to "prove" how right you are? Have doubts?
You claim to wipe your ass with the pages of the Bible. I doubt it. Even you, with all your atheist and anti-religious bravado, are afraid to. In fact, I dare you to. You cannot.
"3 minutes?" It's obvious religion preoccupies you far more than you pretend.
By Reza, on 5:45 PM
"Believers know death is not the end."
When that turns out not to be true, you wont know or care, cos you'll be dead.
It's a win-win.
By Anonymous, on 6:53 PM
I'm not going to get into a Catholic debate (and I am Catholic and I have gotten an annulment), but I do have to correct a misconception about annulments. An annulment means your marriage was nullified, therefore no longer recognized; it does NOT mean the marriage didn't happen or take place, nor does it have any impact on the legitimacy of children of that marriage. It simply means the Church has recognized that the marriage was not valid (and there are many reasons why this can be so), and that the sacramental bond is broken. Once that bond is proven to be broken, or never in existence, it is permissable to remarry in the Church. As marriage is considered one of the seven sacraments in the Church, you are only supposed to do it once. Now, centuries of politics, monarchs, wars, etc., have massaged the rules, but that is the rule of annulments today. The Church isn't saying Nicole and Tom were never wed; it is simply saying there was no sacramental bond involved. Take it from one who has been there, done that.
By Anonymous, on 8:32 PM
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