OMG. Look at the fourth picture. What happened to her face? She used to be so hot, now she looks like Goldie Hawn, Meg Ryan, Melanie Griffith or some shit like that. Hope her pussy doesn't smell like the way she's looking...
uhh... w-t-f... gee that doesn't look staged at all, these publicity stunts are just getting outright stupid, but great for us! HAHA..ha, not sure wat to call this one, not exactly a wardrobe malfunction, how about... brain malfunction?
Is that Tom Sizemore fresh from jail? Nice. That how you please the hotness. Lick her pus in any situation. I say this in every blog... "Hotness loves to fuck".
Please your hotness that all you have to do. All you fags that can't or don't do it. Get the fuck out the way!! Cause I'm coming in guns blazing. I got the load the ladies need. I'm doing it right. Who's with me?
@ 11:22 - She's a married woman and that doesn't even look like her husband. I doubt she was "posing" for these. These pics look like they were taken 100 miles away (they're grainy, low res and out of focus). See, this is what happens when you don't give your wives/girlfriends great oral, guys. We go get it somewhere else.
anon 12:42 AM: WTF is up with some men?!! My husband won't go down on me either and he won't let me do that to him and I'm fregan great at it (so I've been told). How is this shit possible?
Glad he didn't let her messy hair-do distract him from his work. Nice to see a woman getting serviced for once, even if he does have love handles. Go girl.
Anon. 12:42, you need to divorce your selfish bastard husband. Maybe you should date Anon. 1:03, he seems like he knows how to keep a girl happy.
You'd think a Playboy model would be able to get a guy with at least SOME muscle tone. Yipes.
And for all you women complaining about your men not going down on you, do you actually exist? Almost every woman I've been with has refused to allow me to go anywhere near there.
Anon 12:42 it's simple. Stop going down on your husband. It's a two way street!!!
Ms. Silverwhatever is only lucky if he knows what he's doing because from the back all I see is a fat white guy. I hope he's at least well endowed. There's nothing worse than crappy head where you have to pretend it was nice...
That doesn't look like her face at all, it looks like some albino troll! A surprised albino troll who just saw the pap's long telephoto lens catching her getting licked clean...
wow! !!! thts great....i think someone should lick my pussy as well like tht guy.....its hot hot its very hot.....its time to be get fucked......wow!!!!
I feel damn bad for the guy who is. (search: Chris Wragge)
Of course, you never know: Just because he's going down doesn't necessarily mean she's lucky. He could be totally inept and licking the alphabet down there. (Tip to guys new at this: Bad idea.)
"if i get a really wonderful girlfriend, i will go down on her all the damn time"
Uh huh...that's what they all say...
Anyway, I'm torn between totally grossed out and totally turned on right now. Like how I felt after having that sex dream about Jack Nicholson...So old yet...so sexy still....
Where are the rest of the pics? He better not have stopped with oral. This guy needs lessons. He should have been caressing her breasts and massaging her nipples between his thumb and index finger. Making ecstasy shoot though her body like a lightning bolt. These pics are hot. "What happened to her face?" Everyoone looks goofy having sex, when they get turned on.
I guess some girls are self-conscious about it. That's where knowing that the guy is actually enjoying himself would take a lot of the stress off the girl.
Girls are raised to be ashamed of their bodies.
Oh, and my husband goes down on me all the time... you all need to kick some ass! (I find that giving really great head just makes him want to give back)
Who cares what his body looks like! So? At least he goes down, which is more than I can say for most of the stuck up, selfish bodybuiler assholes I've dated.
She and Chris Wragge are still married. I don't know if she is so blatantly cheating on him or if she is shooting a softcore porn. For her husband's sake, I hope it's the latter.
Chris Wragge is a cutie. I used to love him on Entertainment Tonight.
7:20 I couldn't have said it better myself. She's just too horribly fugly for me to even care what's going on in the pics. Her humongous ugly fake boobs with the ugly body and even uglier face. I can understand why the guy would wanna go down... So he wouldn't have to look at that face.
Jenny, even though you're Swedish it's still Ok to cut her up. Hell, I'm Irish and I had no problem carving up Colin Farrell when his sex video hit the net.
...Give 'er dem lucky charms, ya liddle Leprechaun bastard!...
Ahem, anyways...she's got boulder tits, and trout mouth, and bad hair. Without knowing if this guy is some billionaire butterball or not I'm reserving my comment on him for the moment.
If her face in the last picture is any indication of how the guy is doing down there, she's completely zoned him out and is watching the dolphins or something, so he must be lousy.
that fact that there is this sentiment on here that "who cares what he looks like, at least he goes down" is pathetic. is that all women have to look forward to? ugly guys giving them head? women and their low standards are their own worst enemies.
Your comment makes no sense. This guy could be a perfect gentleman - opens car doors, doesn't stare at other chicks when they're out together, cooks for her, listens to her, cares what she has to say, selflessly goes down on her... if you think all women care about is whether or not a guy has a six pack and spends several hours a day, pumping iron and staring at himself in gym mirrors, then you don't know women as well as you think you do.
If you have to ask why hot women date "ugly" guys, then you really don't get it.
I hear it all the time! Beefcake assholes ask me all the time why I date my balding, not buff boyfriend and I always tell them because he cares more about me than he does himself, makes me cum hard every day and his balls aren't the size of marbles from steroid use.
^ what i AM saying is that men demand a woman who "opens car doors, doesn't stare at other [guys] when they're out together, cooks for [him], listens to [him], cares what [he] has to say, selflessly goes down on [him]" AND that the woman be beautiful and in shape. women are so grateful for any little scrap of attention or kindness, because it's so rare, that they don't even bother asking for the "beautiful and in shape" part. if women had higher standards, men would have to rise to the occasion a lot more than they do currently. (pun and no pun intended).
why is it a choice between "beefcake marble-testicle" guys and great guys who are paunchy and dress badly? why can't the "great guy" take care of himself the way women are told over and over by society that they must do?? Men get the "whole package" all the time.... why can't chicks?
I fucking CAN'T STAND bodybuilers. I've dated several and every one of them was an asshole. Totally in love with themselves, always threatening to beat up people, LIVED in the gym, never stopped staring at themselves in the mirror. Give me lovehandles over that shit any day.
P.S. The steroid comment is true. It's almost worse to have small balls than a small dick. Nothing tells a woman you're good breeding material than a tiny pair of balls.
I really don't see what is so unattractive about this guy. So he's not as tan as her and isn't yoked. He's still pretty fit for the most part and isn't covered in back hair (thank God). I'd let him feast on me.
AMEN ANON 12:17 AMEN!!! I always think nice guys SHOULD finish first but that doesn't mean nice guys can find a girl who loves them and let their waistlines go!
I am not a super model, but I work out, I get my hair done, I put on makeup and I ensure that my outfits match. Buy by that same token, my husband works out, wears matching outfits, shaves and takes care of himself.
Neither of us are shallow or "body builders". But we take care of ourselves and homeboy in these pictures does not.
And damn hell why is a playboy model with a doughy guy giving what appears to be bad head? Because that is okay. Supermodels can date fat guys.
But when have you EVER EVER EVER seen a male sex symbol with anything less than perfection? Uhm. Never. Because women can never be anything but perfection. Those are the rules and they suck.
First, I think it's funny that you're assuming this dude is ugly based on the fact that you CAN'T EVEN SEE HIS FACE IN THE PICTURE.
Are you telling me you've never seen a really gorgeous guy (or girl) who could stand to lose a few pounds?
You guys are also talking about him like he's reached Shamu proportions or something, when he seems to just have very very common (among men over 30 or 40) love handles.
okay 1:04 I'm calm. I promise. and you're right he could have a gorgeous face but we can't tell because he is ponying up and taking care of business.
but I stand by my question: when's the last time a leading man stepped out with a woman 30-40 pounds overweight? answer: brad pitt. Oh wait, though angie was pregnant:)
Doughboy needs to hit the treadmill. Go ahead and call me shallow. I'm not asking for him to get gastic bypass or have 2% body fat, I'm asking him to lose his back boobs. (aside from the fact you should maintain a non-back booby level of fitness for health's sake).
oh lord. i don't even care that she looks ugg and he looks like a hamburger patty i'm like, um, oh. fuck. do you know how long it's been since i've had any head? my bf thinks it's mucky. *weeps in the corner* *gives excellent head on a regular basis* *gets none back* kind o'thang...
what we're saying is, that if marcus schenkenberg were sitting on that dock getting his knob shined, MOST LIKELY, the woman doing the shining would not be paunchy and pasty with back fat and love handles, no matter shat her personality was like. that's all we're sayin'.
Oh I agree with that... there is a huge double standard. Just look at what passes for sitcoms these days. Unattractive, overweight men with wives who look way too young or thin to have ever given them the time of day to begin with. But you'd never see an overweight chick getting the really hot guy. (Oh, and when she does, by the end of the book, movie, episode, whatever she has either lost weight or gotten a total makeover to make her worthy of the dude's affections.)
I like to put a positive spin on this whole thing though. Women just aren't as shallow as men when it comes to this sort of thing. We realize there are more important things than a trophy on our arms.
I never got treated like shit by a single one of my boyfriends, yet tons of my friends did. Why is that? Because they felt the need to date the jocks and dicks who don't care about anything other than their social status. The guys I dated weren't big fat slobs or anything... they were just your average, everyday guys who could recognize that they weren't god's gift to women.
And any dude will tell you that non-hot chicks give the best head... they just don't want anyone else to know it happened.
It's good to know I'm not the only one giving all the head in my relationship. I give great blowjobs several times a week and my husband never ever ever goes down on me. He tells me it takes too long for me to cum and his jaw hurts. It's no fair! His dick is HUGE and my jaw hurts every time I give him head, but I do it anyway b/c I like getting him off. I could really go for a guy going down on me for hours right now. *pouting*
And any dude will tell you that non-hot chicks give the best head... they just don't want anyone else to know it happened.
Sorry, honey, but I'm a hottie and I suck cock better than any porn star or "not hot" girl. I love doing it. That's the trick. You gotta love it. It has nothing to do with how fugly your face is.
Who the hell is she? Yeah she's skinny, but her face and boobs look wrecked. And what does that guy look like? How come beautiful women will go out with ugly guys but not vice versa?
Anonymous 1:38, you need to get yourself a nice little boyfriend who is eager to please. Hubby won't go down and do his damned job? Tough. You will get that particular need met elsewhere. Be a woman about it.
1. That could be Chris Wragge. I Googled a bunch of photos and the hairstyle is the same. Maybe he goes up and down in weight like other celebrities.
2. People complaining about Silvstedt's face apparently, don't know anything about JPEG compression. This photo has been really messed up by the compression algorithm. It would make anyone look ugly. So stop complaining about her face, morons.
I love to give head too but I also love to receive it and if he's not willing to reciprocate then I'm not going down him. Bottom line.
I've NEVER had a boyfriend who didn' want to go down on me. If your man won't go down on you, I'd be asking some SERIOUS questions. That would be a deal breaker for me. Shallow? yes, but I don't give a damn. Thems the rules.
I think I might take your advice and get myself a boy toy on the side. I've tried everything including not giving him head, but nothing works. My husband hasn't given me head and stayed there long enough to make me come in years, but I blow him all the time. I can't take it anymore.
"think I might take your advice and get myself a boy toy on the side. I've tried everything including not giving him head, but nothing works. My husband hasn't given me head and stayed there long enough to make me come in years, but I blow him all the time. I can't take it anymore.
June 16, 2006 2:23 PM"
Go and find someone who will go south with the mouth. Life is to short.
There's definitely a link between the amount of anon's and the amount of people with oral issues. I'm not going to get into a rant about this, but try making him/her/it breakfast. Works for me.
how in the world are there guys who won't go down on girls? every chance i got with my ex-girlfriend i headed down south and not once did i leave her unsatisfied. jaw be damned!
I for one love going down on girls and one of the things that lets me know how much I'm physically attracted to a woman is whether or not I can see myself doing that to her.
And that's my point: "whether or not." Some girls I would go down on and others I wouldn't even though I would have sex with them.
For me, a lot of it has to do with how generally well groomed the lady in question is and if she looks like she takes care of herself - i.e. clean, exercises, healthy, etc. From that I can infer what her vagina would probably be like because, to be honest, for me what it looks like has a lot to do with how much I'd be into going down on it. Nice, smooth, clean, well taken care of: yes! (and i don't mean shaved or even brazilian. not into that. just nice n trim, you know?) Some girls just look like things would be a little sweaty, smelly and flabby or flappy down there, which I wouldn't go for.
If I'm very attracted to a girl I usually feel like going down on her more than having sex with her at first. There's something more raw and intimate about it and you can really "own" her while you're doing it, if that makes any sense.
Hi. I live in Stockholm, Sweden. She is a friggin' joke in this country. I think it's safe to make fun of her and that your Swedish family will goddamn encourage you to do it.
If only you knew the extent of her parodied behaviour/personality, perhaps you wouldn't hesitate to unleash a tirade of caustic, disparaging remakrks, like you do with "lesser" celebrities...
Sounds like most of you women date men who don't know how to treat you. With my wife I usually start out with a long back rub. Then slowly move down to the buttocks and legs. When she turns over concentrate on the shoulders and neck then the stomach, slowly moving to the breasts and legs. The key is to keep it slow, long and drawn out. Same goes when you start kissing her. Pay plenty attention to her breasts, then slowly move down. When you get down low kiss and lick the pelvis area and inner thighs. Then slowly kiss the clitoris and move to long slow licks. I'd like to say I could keep my wife on the verge of ecstacy forever but the truth is by time I start the last stage it's usually not long before she explodes. Nothing more erotically satisfying.
Hi. I live in Stockholm, Sweden. She is a friggin' joke in this country. I think it's safe to make fun of her and that your Swedish family will goddamn encourage you to do it.
If only you knew the extent of her parodied behaviour/personality, perhaps you wouldn't hesitate to unleash a tirade of caustic, disparaging remakrks, like you do with "lesser" celebrities...
By Per Sjöberg, on June 17, 2006 2:21 AM
yes this is true. I have friends from Sweeden they all hate her there.
For all you neo-sophisticates, she is not even on the boat, she is sitting on the pier, on a ladder. You just can't imagine how hard it is to wash the snail trail off when it gets on your boat.
well done for all u guys who are great at giving head and making girls cum hard. haha. ive been having sex with my girl for a year and she's never even cum once. i would love some tips and pointers soooo help me out!
If you look at the ninth hi-res picture you'll notice her bikini bottom is on still. Now, I'm not saying it's impossible for him to perform oral on her like that, in fact it's quite simple; what I am saying is that, if you were willing enough to do it in public I find it unlikely you would be unwilling to bare all which is why I'm calling publicity stunt on this one.
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OMG. Look at the fourth picture. What happened to her face? She used to be so hot, now she looks like Goldie Hawn, Meg Ryan, Melanie Griffith or some shit like that.
Hope her pussy doesn't smell like the way she's looking...
By Anonymous, on 11:20 PM
uhh... w-t-f... gee that doesn't look staged at all, these publicity stunts are just getting outright stupid, but great for us! HAHA..ha, not sure wat to call this one, not exactly a wardrobe malfunction, how about... brain malfunction?
By Matt, on 11:22 PM
Is that Tom Sizemore fresh from jail? Nice. That how you please the hotness. Lick her pus in any situation. I say this in every blog... "Hotness loves to fuck".
Please your hotness that all you have to do. All you fags that can't or don't do it. Get the fuck out the way!! Cause I'm coming in guns blazing. I got the load the ladies need.
I'm doing it right. Who's with me?
Handsome and hung, Pleasing girls since 1993
By Anonymous, on 12:04 AM
@ 11:22 - She's a married woman and that doesn't even look like her husband. I doubt she was "posing" for these. These pics look like they were taken 100 miles away (they're grainy, low res and out of focus). See, this is what happens when you don't give your wives/girlfriends great oral, guys. We go get it somewhere else.
By Anonymous, on 12:39 AM
Very hot pics, Jenny! Thank you, thank you very much.
By Anonymous, on 12:40 AM
I'm so jealous of her right now. My husband never goes down on me anymore and I go down on him all the time. :(
By Anonymous, on 12:42 AM
i would do the same thing just punnish that pussy. yum yum
By Anonymous, on 12:57 AM
public oral sex? I APPROVE!
By Anonymous, on 1:02 AM
"I'm so jealous of her right now. My husband never goes down on me anymore and I go down on him all the time."
if i get a really wonderful girlfriend, i will go down on her all the damn time
By Anonymous, on 1:03 AM
thats fucking hot
By Anonymous, on 3:34 AM
Better than my day.
By Ms Misanthropist, on 4:10 AM
Not sure why she looks surprised in the last pic. You got caught having Oral sex in PUBLIC. Wonder how that could happen.
By Anonymous, on 5:12 AM
12:42
Teach that man a lesson, don't go down on him til he does it for you. He'll learn
By Anonymous, on 5:15 AM
Tsk tsk! Her husband is Chris Wagge, a very built, tan and BLONDE. That's definitely not him...
By Anonymous, on 6:18 AM
anon 12:42 AM: WTF is up with some men?!! My husband won't go down on me either and he won't let me do that to him and I'm fregan great at it (so I've been told). How is this shit possible?
By Anonymous, on 6:55 AM
you gotta be fucking kidding me
By Anonymous, on 6:59 AM
wow, I am so scandalized.
By Kristin, on 7:13 AM
Glad he didn't let her messy hair-do distract him from his work. Nice to see a woman getting serviced for once, even if he does have love handles. Go girl.
Anon. 12:42, you need to divorce your selfish bastard husband. Maybe you should date Anon. 1:03, he seems like he knows how to keep a girl happy.
By Anonymous, on 7:13 AM
You'd think a Playboy model would be able to get a guy with at least SOME muscle tone. Yipes.
And for all you women complaining about your men not going down on you, do you actually exist? Almost every woman I've been with has refused to allow me to go anywhere near there.
By sean, on 7:18 AM
I'm sorry.. she's so horrid looking she took the fun right out of that set of pictures. *sigh*
By Anonymous, on 7:20 AM
Anon 12:42 it's simple. Stop going down on your husband. It's a two way street!!!
Ms. Silverwhatever is only lucky if he knows what he's doing because from the back all I see is a fat white guy. I hope he's at least well endowed. There's nothing worse than crappy head where you have to pretend it was nice...
By Anonymous, on 7:29 AM
That doesn't look like her face at all, it looks like some albino troll! A surprised albino troll who just saw the pap's long telephoto lens catching her getting licked clean...
Eeew.
By michellek, on 7:38 AM
who is that guy? I would have expected some muscular toy boy or something..
By Anonymous, on 7:50 AM
wow! !!! thts great....i think someone should lick my pussy as well like tht guy.....its hot hot its very hot.....its time to be get fucked......wow!!!!
By miss christina, on 8:03 AM
That is most definitely NOT her husband.
I feel damn bad for the guy who is. (search: Chris Wragge)
Of course, you never know: Just because he's going down doesn't necessarily mean she's lucky. He could be totally inept and licking the alphabet down there. (Tip to guys new at this: Bad idea.)
By Anonymous, on 8:19 AM
That is fucking gross...what a whore!
By Anonymous, on 8:23 AM
"if i get a really wonderful girlfriend, i will go down on her all the damn time"
Uh huh...that's what they all say...
Anyway, I'm torn between totally grossed out and totally turned on right now. Like how I felt after having that sex dream about Jack Nicholson...So old yet...so sexy still....
By Oedipa Maas, on 8:28 AM
"Handsome and hung, Pleasing girls since 1993"
Since 1993? Surprised you can still get it up.
By Anonymous, on 8:31 AM
Where are the rest of the pics? He better not have stopped with oral. This guy needs lessons. He should have been caressing her breasts and massaging her nipples between his thumb and index finger. Making ecstasy shoot though her body like a lightning bolt. These pics are hot. "What happened to her face?" Everyoone looks goofy having sex, when they get turned on.
By Anonymous, on 8:36 AM
anon 8:28 -- ever see Five Easy Pieces? Or maybe Easy Rider? Ol' smilin' Jack was fiiiiiine...
By Anonymous, on 8:37 AM
punnish that pussy
Gee how romantic. And he can spell too.
By Anonymous, on 8:39 AM
Well, Sean... there may be a reason for that.
I guess some girls are self-conscious about it. That's where knowing that the guy is actually enjoying himself would take a lot of the stress off the girl.
Girls are raised to be ashamed of their bodies.
Oh, and my husband goes down on me all the time... you all need to kick some ass! (I find that giving really great head just makes him want to give back)
By Anonymous, on 8:48 AM
can't see that dudes face, but he sure is a buttah body.....
By Anonymous, on 9:31 AM
it seems she isn´t enjoying it...
By Anonymous, on 9:31 AM
that is also MY favorite place to orgasm.... the side of a dirty, splintery boat dock, broad daylight. klassy.
By Anonymous, on 9:32 AM
Who cares what his body looks like! So? At least he goes down, which is more than I can say for most of the stuck up, selfish bodybuiler assholes I've dated.
By Anonymous, on 9:33 AM
She and Chris Wragge are still married. I don't know if she is so blatantly cheating on him or if she is shooting a softcore porn. For her husband's sake, I hope it's the latter.
Chris Wragge is a cutie. I used to love him on Entertainment Tonight.
By Anonymous, on 10:24 AM
Um, is that really her?
Jeez, time really sucks.
By Tazznum1, on 10:27 AM
7:20 I couldn't have said it better myself.
She's just too horribly fugly for me to even care what's going on in the pics.
Her humongous ugly fake boobs with the ugly body and even uglier face.
I can understand why the guy would wanna go down... So he wouldn't have to look at that face.
By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM
Jenny, even though you're Swedish it's still Ok to cut her up. Hell, I'm Irish and I had no problem carving up Colin Farrell when his sex video hit the net.
...Give 'er dem lucky charms, ya liddle Leprechaun bastard!...
Ahem, anyways...she's got boulder tits, and trout mouth, and bad hair. Without knowing if this guy is some billionaire butterball or not I'm reserving my comment on him for the moment.
I'm with oedipa maas...eeewww???
By Vigilante, on 10:42 AM
If her face in the last picture is any indication of how the guy is doing down there, she's completely zoned him out and is watching the dolphins or something, so he must be lousy.
By Anonymous, on 11:06 AM
Yeah, pick on the guy's physique, because you know you all look better than him, and you also get to bury your faces in a Playmate's love muffin.
I'm not jealous you him, I'm jealous of all of you ripped Playmate boinking haters.
By CK1, on 11:10 AM
ONE) Any man that won't go down on his woman is a selfish prick who shouldn't have a woman in the first place.
TWO) Who the hell is the pasty lard-ass sucking on her skittle in these pics? Some sleuthing is definitely needed to ferret out his identity!
By Anonymous, on 11:15 AM
I agree speak on 11:15.1)its bout time guys started to wake up and taste the rainbow 2)that guy looks like he knows what he's doin amen.
By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM
that fact that there is this sentiment on here that "who cares what he looks like, at least he goes down" is pathetic. is that all women have to look forward to? ugly guys giving them head? women and their low standards are their own worst enemies.
By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM
@ anon 12:01 -
Your comment makes no sense. This guy could be a perfect gentleman - opens car doors, doesn't stare at other chicks when they're out together, cooks for her, listens to her, cares what she has to say, selflessly goes down on her... if you think all women care about is whether or not a guy has a six pack and spends several hours a day, pumping iron and staring at himself in gym mirrors, then you don't know women as well as you think you do.
If you have to ask why hot women date "ugly" guys, then you really don't get it.
By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM
AMEN, 12:06!
I hear it all the time! Beefcake assholes ask me all the time why I date my balding, not buff boyfriend and I always tell them because he cares more about me than he does himself, makes me cum hard every day and his balls aren't the size of marbles from steroid use.
By Anonymous, on 12:10 PM
^ what i AM saying is that men demand a woman who "opens car doors, doesn't stare at other [guys] when they're out together, cooks for [him], listens to [him], cares what [he] has to say, selflessly goes down on [him]" AND that the woman be beautiful and in shape. women are so grateful for any little scrap of attention or kindness, because it's so rare, that they don't even bother asking for the "beautiful and in shape" part. if women had higher standards, men would have to rise to the occasion a lot more than they do currently. (pun and no pun intended).
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
why is it a choice between "beefcake marble-testicle" guys and great guys who are paunchy and dress badly? why can't the "great guy" take care of himself the way women are told over and over by society that they must do?? Men get the "whole package" all the time.... why can't chicks?
By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM
I fucking CAN'T STAND bodybuilers. I've dated several and every one of them was an asshole. Totally in love with themselves, always threatening to beat up people, LIVED in the gym, never stopped staring at themselves in the mirror. Give me lovehandles over that shit any day.
P.S. The steroid comment is true. It's almost worse to have small balls than a small dick. Nothing tells a woman you're good breeding material than a tiny pair of balls.
By Anonymous, on 12:20 PM
I really don't see what is so unattractive about this guy. So he's not as tan as her and isn't yoked. He's still pretty fit for the most part and isn't covered in back hair (thank God). I'd let him feast on me.
By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM
That dude has back titties.
By Anonymous, on 12:49 PM
AMEN ANON 12:17 AMEN!!! I always think nice guys SHOULD finish first but that doesn't mean nice guys can find a girl who loves them and let their waistlines go!
I am not a super model, but I work out, I get my hair done, I put on makeup and I ensure that my outfits match. Buy by that same token, my husband works out, wears matching outfits, shaves and takes care of himself.
Neither of us are shallow or "body builders". But we take care of ourselves and homeboy in these pictures does not.
And damn hell why is a playboy model with a doughy guy giving what appears to be bad head? Because that is okay. Supermodels can date fat guys.
But when have you EVER EVER EVER seen a male sex symbol with anything less than perfection? Uhm. Never. Because women can never be anything but perfection. Those are the rules and they suck.
By Anonymous, on 12:52 PM
Oh calm down, everyone.
First, I think it's funny that you're assuming this dude is ugly based on the fact that you CAN'T EVEN SEE HIS FACE IN THE PICTURE.
Are you telling me you've never seen a really gorgeous guy (or girl) who could stand to lose a few pounds?
You guys are also talking about him like he's reached Shamu proportions or something, when he seems to just have very very common (among men over 30 or 40) love handles.
CALM DOWN.
By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM
okay 1:04 I'm calm. I promise. and you're right he could have a gorgeous face but we can't tell because he is ponying up and taking care of business.
but I stand by my question: when's the last time a leading man stepped out with a woman 30-40 pounds overweight? answer: brad pitt. Oh wait, though angie was pregnant:)
Doughboy needs to hit the treadmill. Go ahead and call me shallow. I'm not asking for him to get gastic bypass or have 2% body fat, I'm asking him to lose his back boobs. (aside from the fact you should maintain a non-back booby level of fitness for health's sake).
By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM
oh lord. i don't even care that she looks ugg and he looks like a hamburger patty i'm like, um, oh. fuck. do you know how long it's been since i've had any head? my bf thinks it's mucky. *weeps in the corner* *gives excellent head on a regular basis* *gets none back* kind o'thang...
By I Fuck Oil Traders, on 1:15 PM
what we're saying is, that if marcus schenkenberg were sitting on that dock getting his knob shined, MOST LIKELY, the woman doing the shining would not be paunchy and pasty with back fat and love handles, no matter shat her personality was like. that's all we're sayin'.
By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM
If she was really enjoying it he would be wearing her thighs as earmuffs and her heels would be digging into his shoulder blades.
By DirtySkyy, on 1:29 PM
^ what, not shat, i meant....
By Anonymous, on 1:30 PM
Oh I agree with that... there is a huge double standard. Just look at what passes for sitcoms these days. Unattractive, overweight men with wives who look way too young or thin to have ever given them the time of day to begin with. But you'd never see an overweight chick getting the really hot guy. (Oh, and when she does, by the end of the book, movie, episode, whatever she has either lost weight or gotten a total makeover to make her worthy of the dude's affections.)
I like to put a positive spin on this whole thing though. Women just aren't as shallow as men when it comes to this sort of thing. We realize there are more important things than a trophy on our arms.
I never got treated like shit by a single one of my boyfriends, yet tons of my friends did. Why is that? Because they felt the need to date the jocks and dicks who don't care about anything other than their social status. The guys I dated weren't big fat slobs or anything... they were just your average, everyday guys who could recognize that they weren't god's gift to women.
And any dude will tell you that non-hot chicks give the best head... they just don't want anyone else to know it happened.
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
It's good to know I'm not the only one giving all the head in my relationship. I give great blowjobs several times a week and my husband never ever ever goes down on me. He tells me it takes too long for me to cum and his jaw hurts. It's no fair! His dick is HUGE and my jaw hurts every time I give him head, but I do it anyway b/c I like getting him off. I could really go for a guy going down on me for hours right now. *pouting*
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
June 16, 2006 1:38 PM wrote:
And any dude will tell you that non-hot chicks give the best head... they just don't want anyone else to know it happened.
Sorry, honey, but I'm a hottie and I suck cock better than any porn star or "not hot" girl. I love doing it. That's the trick. You gotta love it. It has nothing to do with how fugly your face is.
By Anonymous, on 1:43 PM
Who the hell is she? Yeah she's skinny, but her face and boobs look wrecked. And what does that guy look like? How come beautiful women will go out with ugly guys but not vice versa?
By Genevieve, on 1:56 PM
Anonymous 1:38, you need to get yourself a nice little boyfriend who is eager to please. Hubby won't go down and do his damned job? Tough. You will get that particular need met elsewhere. Be a woman about it.
By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
^ Don't you hate when people don't read the rest of the comments before they ask questions like this?
By Anonymous, on 2:00 PM
1. That could be Chris Wragge. I Googled a bunch of photos and the hairstyle is the same. Maybe he goes up and down in weight like other celebrities.
2. People complaining about Silvstedt's face apparently, don't know anything about JPEG compression. This photo has been really messed up by the compression algorithm. It would make anyone look ugly. So stop complaining about her face, morons.
By Mohandas K Ganja, on 2:08 PM
2:00 here --- my comment was directed at genevieve's comment. just to clear things up.
By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
I love to give head too but I also love to receive it and if he's not willing to reciprocate then I'm not going down him. Bottom line.
I've NEVER had a boyfriend who didn' want to go down on me. If your man won't go down on you, I'd be asking some SERIOUS questions.
That would be a deal breaker for me. Shallow? yes, but I don't give a damn. Thems the rules.
By overactive-imagination, on 2:16 PM
I think I might take your advice and get myself a boy toy on the side. I've tried everything including not giving him head, but nothing works. My husband hasn't given me head and stayed there long enough to make me come in years, but I blow him all the time. I can't take it anymore.
By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM
Thats interesting. When I opened this link there were 69 comments.
By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
"think I might take your advice and get myself a boy toy on the side. I've tried everything including not giving him head, but nothing works. My husband hasn't given me head and stayed there long enough to make me come in years, but I blow him all the time. I can't take it anymore.
June 16, 2006 2:23 PM"
Go and find someone who will go south with the mouth. Life is to short.
By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM
The first 2 pics are so hot. She has her legs spread, and she is beggin him to tease her clit with his tongue. God dam, I hope he did a good job.
By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM
There's definitely a link between the amount of anon's and the amount of people with oral issues. I'm not going to get into a rant about this, but try making him/her/it breakfast. Works for me.
By sam991, on 3:25 PM
She used to be cute, but she's looking kinda mannish in the face lately
By hobag hohan, on 3:26 PM
Hehehe. Carpet doesn't match the curtains!!!
By Anonymous, on 3:56 PM
how in the world are there guys who won't go down on girls? every chance i got with my ex-girlfriend i headed down south and not once did i leave her unsatisfied. jaw be damned!
By Anonymous, on 4:57 PM
you go girl!
By Anonymous, on 6:19 PM
that is f*ing hot.
By Anonymous, on 6:48 PM
I for one love going down on girls and one of the things that lets me know how much I'm physically attracted to a woman is whether or not I can see myself doing that to her.
And that's my point: "whether or not." Some girls I would go down on and others I wouldn't even though I would have sex with them.
For me, a lot of it has to do with how generally well groomed the lady in question is and if she looks like she takes care of herself - i.e. clean, exercises, healthy, etc. From that I can infer what her vagina would probably be like because, to be honest, for me what it looks like has a lot to do with how much I'd be into going down on it. Nice, smooth, clean, well taken care of: yes! (and i don't mean shaved or even brazilian. not into that. just nice n trim, you know?)
Some girls just look like things would be a little sweaty, smelly and flabby or flappy down there, which I wouldn't go for.
If I'm very attracted to a girl I usually feel like going down on her more than having sex with her at first. There's something more raw and intimate about it and you can really "own" her while you're doing it, if that makes any sense.
By patrick, on 7:07 PM
Eeewwww! In the last picture you can see hair on his freaking back! And where's her husband????
By Pache253, on 7:09 PM
patrick, you make me hot.
By Anonymous, on 10:34 PM
patrick, you're making me hot.
By Anonymous, on 10:34 PM
Hi. I live in Stockholm, Sweden. She is a friggin' joke in this country. I think it's safe to make fun of her and that your Swedish family will goddamn encourage you to do it.
If only you knew the extent of her parodied behaviour/personality, perhaps you wouldn't hesitate to unleash a tirade of caustic, disparaging remakrks, like you do with "lesser" celebrities...
By Per Sjöberg, on 2:21 AM
isnt
she married?
By Anonymous, on 6:49 AM
Sounds like most of you women date men who don't know how to treat you. With my wife I usually start out with a long back rub. Then slowly move down to the buttocks and legs. When she turns over concentrate on the shoulders and neck then the stomach, slowly moving to the breasts and legs. The key is to keep it slow, long and drawn out. Same goes when you start kissing her. Pay plenty attention to her breasts, then slowly move down. When you get down low kiss and lick the pelvis area and inner thighs. Then slowly kiss the clitoris and move to long slow licks. I'd like to say I could keep my wife on the verge of ecstacy forever but the truth is by time I start the last stage it's usually not long before she explodes. Nothing more erotically satisfying.
By Anonymous, on 8:22 AM
I'd go down on you every day, Jenny. :-)
By Anonymous, on 10:23 AM
June 17, 2006 8:22 AM
Little Jimmy Jr!
How many times have I told you to stop playin' with Daddy's 'puter, huh? Now get, before I give you an ass whippin!!
And quit readin' them damn Penthouse Forums!
By Mrs. James Shaw, on 1:30 PM
That most Definatly is NOT her husband!!! He does the Sports news on CBS. Chris wragge. look him up, you will see that is NOT him!!!
By ms78, on 6:14 PM
Hi. I live in Stockholm, Sweden. She is a friggin' joke in this country. I think it's safe to make fun of her and that your Swedish family will goddamn encourage you to do it.
If only you knew the extent of her parodied behaviour/personality, perhaps you wouldn't hesitate to unleash a tirade of caustic, disparaging remakrks, like you do with "lesser" celebrities...
By Per Sjöberg, on June 17, 2006 2:21 AM
yes this is true. I have friends from Sweeden they all hate her there.
By ms78, on 6:15 PM
Ok WHY does this NASTY bitch getting eaten out have everyone all worked up???
By Voracious, on 11:15 PM
Um, why is everyone getting excited by this disgusting bitch getting oral???
By Voracious, on 11:51 PM
Try giant, ugly, disgusting tranny!
By Anonymous, on 5:15 PM
For all you neo-sophisticates, she is not even on the boat, she is sitting on the pier, on a ladder. You just can't imagine how hard it is to wash the snail trail off when it gets on your boat.
By Ben Dover, on 10:20 AM
Is that really her? Judging by that last picture, it looks more like Ron Howard with a skank wig.
By Bazoombarella, on 10:21 AM
well done for all u guys who are great at giving head and making girls cum hard. haha. ive been having sex with my girl for a year and she's never even cum once. i would love some tips and pointers soooo help me out!
By 5 inch :(, on 10:41 AM
If you look at the ninth hi-res picture you'll notice her bikini bottom is on still. Now, I'm not saying it's impossible for him to perform oral on her like that, in fact it's quite simple; what I am saying is that, if you were willing enough to do it in public I find it unlikely you would be unwilling to bare all which is why I'm calling publicity stunt on this one.
By Anonymous, on 4:52 PM
So what happened here???
Did her lawyers send you a letter? Email?
What did it say?
If you don't want the world to see your married ass working as a ho, then keep that shit behind closed doors.
I bet her husband is a real bitch, lol.
By Holly, on 8:29 AM
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