You Probably Saw The Break-Up

39 Comments:

  • I can't imagine waking up to her chin every morning.

    By Anonymous, on 5:28 PM  

  • You are way too hard on this girl. There are hundreds of actors/actresses that make it big and have a lot less talent than she does.

    By Anonymous, on 5:34 PM  

  • I'm glad it did well! Go Jen!

    By Tommy, on 5:34 PM  

  • not to mention her adam's apple

    By Anonymous, on 5:35 PM  

  • Oh boy. Here we go. All the Angelina nazis are gonna come out of the woodwork now.

    And Todd is "Team Jolie." Who knew?

    By a weary reader, on 5:37 PM  

  • Don't defend Jennifer Aniston until you've read this post:

    Jennifer Aniston is a Really Good Friend (not)

    And this post has nothing to do with Angelina Jolie, so if you Team Aniston/Team Jolie, no life having, insane fucktards could control yourselves for once, that would be great. Thanks.

    By Anonymous, on 5:41 PM  

  • Jenn's got a great bod.

    By Anonymous, on 5:43 PM  

  • I'm not so sure her tits are so perky. There was more architecture in some of those dresses than the skyline of NYC.

    She's got a great ass, she was in Office Space, and she has a great ass. I say, good for her.

    The movie was marketed all wrong, though. It will crumble next weekend.

    By CK1, on 5:44 PM  

  • I don't think she's a bad actress. I liked her in "The Good Girl" and "Bruce Almighty". But she is a hound and is so not deserving of all the press that she gets. I predict that she will be back on TV by decade's end. She needs to just get a clue, marry Vaughn, squeeze out a few puppies and move on with her so-called life.

    By Matt, on 5:49 PM  

  • she bores me so.

    By Anonymous, on 5:52 PM  

  • She's not beautiful. No, no, no. Not by the hair of her chinny chin chin.

    P.S.
    I hate Angelina too.

    By Anonymous, on 5:53 PM  

  • When i look at her i feel like i know what her brother looks like.

    By Anonymous, on 5:59 PM  

  • So this is the Jolie nutjobs' new trick now? To say they're on "team no one" or "don't like" Jolie either?

    Gee, how clever. How long did it take you retards huddled together over at justjared to come up with that one?

    *yawn*

    By lord help us, on 6:07 PM  

  • i certainly didn't go see this piece of crap. aniston has no real talent.

    By Anonymous, on 7:36 PM  

  • Are those really her nostrils or are those just another pair of her ginormous pores?

    Okay, I'm done.

    (God, she needs a better hair colorist)

    Really.

    By Anonymous, on 7:46 PM  

  • They are so boring as a couple, that maybe they really did break up awhile ago...Vince should find somebody more exciting and less, shall we say...spinal? (www.pajiba.com)!

    By Anonymous, on 7:53 PM  

  • Aren't you people over the "Team Aniston/Team Jolie" by now? If it wasn't because of you people who keep bringing it up, it wouldn't even be an issue.

    You need to move on. Pitt, Jolie, and Aniston all have. I'm speaking of "weary reader" to be specific. Get over it already!

    By Anonymous, on 8:18 PM  

  • I saw the movie, though it was funny. Don't care about her career, her divorce, her hair. Her chin didn't make the movie any less funny, her boobs aren't going to win her an Oscar. Why drag all the personal baggage of someone's life into the theatre with you? It's not like any of you KNOW these people personally! Next...

    By Anonymous, on 8:32 PM  

  • I went to see the movie with 3 coupes and my bf and we all love it.The dialogues are very real. She has an amazing body and he is very handsome.

    By Anonymous, on 9:39 PM  

  • Anon 8:32 your post is one I've read over and over again...you repetitive bore..stop with the 'you don't KNOW these people personally' crap..who gives a s**& we can comment on them anyway.

    I hate Jennifer, hope everything she does flops..so there.

    Her age is really showing, the sun spots on her chest look like they're on soon to be really wrinkled skin and she has major lines in her forehead.

    And..get the fricking hair out of your face!! Use a hair clip, for crying out loud!!

    By Anonymous, on 9:59 PM  

  • What pisses me off is that the media is making this out to be "her movie." I'm pretty sure Vince carried more than his weight and deserves some credit. He's the one who made this movie work...not her.

    By jeditemple, on 10:14 PM  

  • *It takes talent to be able to keep up with Vince Vaughn and she did an admiral job.

    *It's not true that she can't carry a movie by herself- The Good Girl is probably one of the most successful films she's done and she was the star.

    *She is a talented actress with very good range, which is easily seen if you watch The Break-Up. The problem with her movies is more techinical. Even with the break-up, the dialogue was funny but the script and the direction were only so-so. Derailed was just flat-out stupid, but I'm not going to hold it against her. The dumbest movie of all time is still Along Came a Spider and it starred some of my favorite actors of all time.

    *Most of the people who went to see this movie were women, and women did not go to this movie to see Vince Vaughn play the part of every annoying boyfriend they've ever had. This movie did well because it's funny and people liked it, so quit taking cheap shots at Aniston because you don't like her.

    *I'm not team anyone, but I like to see credit given where credit is due.

    By meli, on 10:28 PM  

  • This movie was stupid. Everything funny was in the trailer for it. Don't bother seeing it.

    By Anonymous, on 1:51 AM  

  • "You Probably Saw The Break-Up"

    O RLY?

    By Anonymous, on 1:54 AM  

  • I saw the movie. I thought this; it would have been crap without any other actor than Vince. Picture the show with any other actor than him. It had nothing to do with Jennifer Aniston. You people need to get over the whole Aniston/Jolie thing. It had nothing to do with her. It was another decent Vince flick. The man can do almost no wrong in my book. The fact that he is bangin her now is money. Lock it up people!

    By Anonymous, on 2:48 AM  

  • People, this is NOT a comedy. All I hear is "I was so bored" or "It went 20 minutes without a joke"...This is really a drama with a couple of funny lines. I thought the movie was not bad at all although I didn't like any of the supporting characters. Jen was tolerable but luckily Vince kept the movie afloat. I thought the movie was realistic in the way of portraying a breakup. I didn't like the ending though.

    But yeah, it's going to drop to 3rd next week with Cars and The Omen opening.

    By Anonymous, on 5:15 AM  

  • He looks like he's really, REALLY into her.

    She must give great head, that's all I'm sayin'.

    By Anonymous, on 6:11 AM  

  • what baby wants, baby gets!

    By Anonymous, on 6:15 AM  

  • we're all here for gossip. some of you should stop acting all high and mighty

    By Anonymous, on 7:13 AM  

  • She plays the exact same role in every film she's in. Talentless hack.

    By Anonymous, on 7:18 AM  

  • Her very fake, very unicolor skin tone distracted me from her bad acting in the movie.... go team Aniston!

    By Anonymous, on 8:59 AM  

  • I understand the intense hatered of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and all things Simpson and I love reading the nasty comments on people like that. But hating someone so boring and plain for no reason other than the Brangelina thing (and don't say that's not it because no one had such a hate on for her before) is just lame. Chances are that she's hotter than every chick you losers have ever dated.

    By Anonymous, on 9:59 AM  

  • I hated her whiney ass the first time I saw her on friends years ago.

    By Anonymous, on 10:06 AM  

  • Umm, Meli....The Good Girl made $14 million. BTW, wasn't it Jake Gyllenhaal that got all the postive press for that movie. It was his career that took off right?

    Of course it can't be Aniston's fault, can it? It has to be the director, the producers, her co-stars, the caterer. No way that the only common denominator in these piles of shit are to blame. Good gracious no.

    By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM  

  • Well, she DID get a GG nomination for The Good Girl, buzz about an oscar nom, and lots of critical acclaim. So no, it wasn't just Jake that got praised.

    JA is not the prettiest woman, she does have a fabulous body though. And I've not heard bad things about her behavior except that one gossip snippet from a so-called friend. You gotta take those stories with a grain of salt, God knows we've all done SOMETHING not-so-nice in our college-age years.

    She's a decent romantic comedy actress. On par with Cameron Diaz, Sandra Bullock, Meg Ryan, Kate Bosworth, etc. Not particularly special, but passable and always pulls a solid (if not spectacular) performance. I have liked every movie and TV show I've seen her in, not necessarily because of HER, but she doesn't ruin movies with her acting skills. I think she needs to pick better roles, but she has a nice little career already. She just maybe shouldn't aim to be the next Meryl Streep or anything. Stick to romantic comedy and TV.

    By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM  

  • Agreed, 2:23

    By Anonymous, on 5:24 PM  

  • Maybe she didn't give birth to the planet's lord and savior Gettysburg Jolie-Pitt, but at least Jen's not a nasty disease-ridden nosejobbed cheek-implanted fake "beautiful" attention-seeking homewrecking whore. Nuff said.

    By mamakins, on 10:07 PM  

  • However, I still am not planning to see this movie. Maybe if Vince loses the bloat and gains some hair so he can be hot like he was in Swingers.

    By mamakins, on 10:09 PM  

  • Not the greatest actress in eth world but then doesn't pretend to be either!

    Am definitely off to see the movie, hear it's a classic!

    By Anonymous, on 1:06 AM  

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