Look at the Pretty Ocean!
It would be super refreshing to come across new pictures of celebrities hanging out half naked that don't give me shooting pains in my vagina. My vagina does most of my thinking for me and she just told me she doesn't like looking at half naked six year olds like Nicole Richie. She also said she hates Mischa Barton, but that's for other reasons which have more to do with Mischa being more of a cunt than my vagina and less to do with how Mischa looks in a bikini.
51 Comments:
OMG Jenny!! You rock, that Micha comment was freakin' funny!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 5:26 PM
Next to Nicole, Mischa could stand to lose a few more pounds ... OK that was suppose to be funny
By Anonymous, on 5:31 PM
My penis says Mischa looks pretty damn doable in that bikini.
Too bad she's fugged herself up by letting, first, a fat, greasy douche and, second, a skinny, hairy douche penetrate and defile her.
Oh well. So many other vaginas in the sea.
By bullwhip, on 5:35 PM
Disgusting doesn't even come close to describing these pictures.
By Anonymous, on 5:49 PM
That ass looks icky.
By Anonymous, on 6:16 PM
Jenny, you are awesome! They both look like skeletons. I want to buy them both a Big Mac.
By Anonymous, on 6:25 PM
I though I saw something, so I had to open the links for a closer look. Low and behold, there it was, a tat on the small of the back. Tat in that area= open season on her vagina. aka- good to go with minimal effort. The dinner bell has rang.
By Anonymous, on 6:43 PM
nicole seems cool but misha barton is a dog faced ugly whore with cellulite that looks like expired cottage cheese.
By prettyboy, on 7:24 PM
mischa barton is hot. nicole richie is NOT.
By Anonymous, on 8:54 PM
In the one from-behind picture, Mischa's bikini is digging into her sides, causing that "love-handle" protrusion that makes me want to hack off the sides of my torso every time it happens to me. If the same bulge is occuring on girls who turn invisible when profiled, clearly I have to give up on ever losing it.
And somehow Nicole Ritchie has managed through her eating disorder to completely and utterly deflate her chest, while maintaining a very small layer of belly fat. How does one fail that badly?
By Oedipa Maas, on 10:35 PM
It's funny how "vagina" doesn't replace the word "penis" evenly. In a perfect world, it would.
By Joy, on 11:36 PM
Anon 6:16: What ass?
By Anonymous, on 12:37 AM
Thank you Joy,
By Anonymous, on 1:30 AM
gross. in the 3rd picture of mischa...her bikini bottom is twisted in her crotch and there is some sort of stain on the white of it. at least we know she's not pregnant...!
-kristen
By Anonymous, on 4:52 AM
hmmm mischa needs some self tanner or something STAT
By Anonymous, on 6:50 AM
I can't tell if joy was being a bitch or not. Anyway, I thought "vagina" in this context was funny as hell.
By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM
what a crackhead
By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM
Nichole has droopy, baggy looking eyes. It kind makes her look like a bloodhound or something. I guess drugs and anorexia will do that to a girl. That and just bad genetics.
By Anonymous, on 2:37 PM
Spot on comment about Nichole looking six years old. Kids proportionately have larger heads than adults. Pair that with her stick figure, flat chest, no curves at all, she looks six years old.
By Anonymous, on 2:40 PM
oidepa (sp) you can avoid the love handle effect by going up a size methinks.
:D
By Voracious, on 2:55 PM
God, that was funny, Jenny! I didn't see where you were going with that. You caught me by surprise.
By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM
yay vaginas!
By jubilat, on 3:26 PM
haha I wonder if Mischa feels fat next to Nicole.
By Anonymous, on 5:00 PM
as long as people pay attention to them and that keeps them in the public eye, ignore them, dont support anything they do and they will dissappear.
By Anonymous, on 5:08 PM
I thought I was looking at the National Geographic Ethiopia edition
By Brandy, on 5:32 PM
Wow. Nicole needs to grow some T and A. Damn that girl is flat. Probably got a nice sweet punani though. I hope. :P
By MisterAnt, on 11:21 PM
I believe a tat in the small of the back is called a tramp stamp but I do not know if that necessarily means a gal is easy. Nevertheless, some perceive that to be the case so it behooves young women to not get a tat there unless they like folks thinking they are slutty. If they like it, they probably are. Oh well. :P
By MisterAnt, on 11:24 PM
she needs a sammich
By Anonymous, on 2:46 AM
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.........
By Anonymous, on 4:48 AM
I'm sorry, but Mischa looks incredible there. I love her body.
The other one, Ritchie, needs help.
By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM
Mischa is hot in those pics. She's got an awesome body.
Nicole looks like the grim reaper, poor thing.
By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
Nicole Richie is a pathetic Hollywood weave, created by gossip columnnists and "fashionistas" for the pure purpose of puffing this empty shell of a woman-child up like a balloon - only to "pop" her for the enjoyment of all the entertainment junkies.
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
I am tired of the stick thin BS. How about actual accomplishments? I guess I got my master's degree for NOTHING. I'm not 97 pounds.
By Enigma, on 4:55 PM
I'm sorry, but Mischa looks amazing. Look, she can go on the beach, get sand all over her, get awfull sea water hair, and still look fucking amazing.
Nicole is starting to look better, her legs are starting to get more meat to them. I can't say much about the upper portion of her body. Sometimes it's hard to gain weight.
Sup high metabolism?
By Anonymous, on 10:55 PM
Mischa looks like she never works out and is kind of flabby (has a high body fat percentage) for a naturally thin girl her age. Neither of them take good care of their bodies or care very much about their health. I would guess they smoke and drink a lot and get very little exercise besides partying. I probably see that better than some of you because I'm a personal trainer and I have an eye for it.
By Anonymous, on 11:03 PM
Mischa is pretty but her looks are going to hell. Drinking and smoking pot with Nicole has ruined her looks.
As for Nicole, eek that scarecrow is scary!
Both girls need cheesburgers AND a large fries!
By Anonymous, on 11:46 PM
Please update the front page!! I keep checking back for updates, and instead of seeing some hot broad slipping a nip or some trashy skank accidentally drop-kicking her baby, I have to endure another nauseating look at this emaciated Ethiope, dragging her bones around the beach. Please, end the misery now, and put up some pictures of Tyra Banks plowing over nuns in her limo or even Claudia Schiffer throwing a hissyfit. I'll settle for anything over 93 pounds.
By Anonymous, on 8:22 AM
I'm confused about some commenters mentioning Misha's "hot body"....WHAT BODY??? She's the only disgustingly skinny girl I've ever seen who manages to be flabby. Plus, she's a untalented fashionly-challenged bitch.
Nicole, for some strange reason, I still like. Not her looks (I want to force-feed her lard), but she seems kinda fun. Plus, she showed Paris's sex tape at a party, so that makes her awesome.
By Anonymous, on 10:36 AM
I've always heard a tat in that area called a cum catcher....
By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
"Sometimes it's hard to gain weight."
Yeah, like when you don't eat for months at a time.
Are you actually defending these idiots?
By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
"Sometimes it's hard to gain weight."
Yeah, that's their problem, they just can't gain weight *eye rolling* please.
By Anonymous, on 12:10 PM
Sometimes it's hard to eat when you're fighting the insane desire to vomit it up because you just imagine all the calories sticking themselves to you and no longer fitting into that size 00 dress you just bought....then looking like a 6 year old is just the type of sacrifice you need to make in order to be all that you can be...which is looking like a 6 year old with no ass...!
By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
Mischa is Beautiful. I love her face and hot body!
Not into Nicole.
By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
Mischa is smokin hot. Any guy with a pulse will be turned on by those pics of her sand-covered ass, as well as the middle pic in the bottom row. Look at those thighs.
By Anonymous, on 3:45 PM
"Nicole, for some strange reason, I still like. Not her looks (I want to force-feed her lard), but she seems kinda fun. Plus, she showed Paris's sex tape at a party, so that makes her awesome."
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Nup see I think otherwise. The fact that she was such good friends with Parasite in the first place is enough to hate her. That and her bitchy bimbo antics in her craptastic show and the fact that she's so hideously skinny you can pretty much see through her!
"Mischa is smokin hot. Any guy with a pulse will be turned on by those pics of her sand-covered ass, as well as the middle pic in the bottom row. Look at those thighs."
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I can't work out if your joking. You must be, right? She's good looking I give you that but over the last 2 years she's gone downhill (much like her show) Ever since she's hooked up with Nicole she's partied away her looks. Her body is fine (she's naturally thin unlike Nicole) but her thighs? Ew they've got cellulite from her cigarette love. And her face has started to droop. She ruined a good thing and although she doesn't look too bad here there is NO way she's looking 'hot'!
By Anonymous, on 7:05 PM
I have a lower back tat and I am the furthest thing from trampy. I prefer to have it were no one can see it. Trashy for a woman is on her arm or shoulder... I am soooo tired of hearing girls with lower back tats are slutty. If that's the case guys with pierced ears are gay, girls with short hair are lezbians blah, blah, blah.....
By Anonymous, on 8:58 PM
"Any guy with a pulse will be turned on by those pics of her sand-covered ass, as well as the middle pic in the bottom row. Look at those thighs."
*puke*
And those pictures *double puke*
By Lya Kahlo, on 4:23 AM
Mischa is pretty but she's awfully flabby for a thin girl. Check out those cottage cheese thighs. GROSS.
By Fabiola Thing, on 12:31 PM
I guess Mischa is naturally skinny and has a high metabolism. But because she doesn't work out, she isn't exactly toned. S
By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
I was noticing what big feet Nicole has and thought about how out of proportion they seem to her body, just like my 7 year old daughter, and then I looked at the rest of her body, and you guys are right, she has the exact same body as my daughter. Big head, poked out stomach, flat chest, and big feet. Of course, my beautiful daughter will grow out of it.
By Anonymous, on 1:46 PM
I am a guy, and I have a pulse. And I find nothing attractive about Mischa Barton. I like curves, thanks. ;)
JJ
By joejoe, on 1:55 PM
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