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Toni Braxton Feels a Draft

In case you're wondering why Mother Nature invented wind, it's for stuff like this. Forget all the crap the "experts" have told you, or what you've learned in school. Mother Nature is clearly a lesbian, or at least bisexual, and took it upon herself to check out Toni Braxton's ass at the official opening of Adidas World of Football on June 8th. According to the people I pay to follow me around and tell me I'm right all the time, I'm right all the time, so there you go.

24 Comments:

The woman's never been shy of showing her body in public before, and right she shouldn't. You can bounce a Sacagawea off that ass. Bravo.

By rm®, on 2:21 PM
Nice ass...

By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM
Bet she's thankful she didn't go commando.

By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM
AWESOME !!!

By Anonymous, on 2:25 PM
well, she's very toned, lol

By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM
Just fantastic... thank you, thank you, thank you Mother Nature!

By Stylin291, on 3:06 PM
now that's the way a wardrobe malfunction should be done!

By Anonymous, on 3:12 PM
horrible panties

By Anonymous, on 3:16 PM
those aren't panties, that is a thongirdle.

By Anonymous, on 3:24 PM
dang Toni ass is kickin!

By Brandi Love, on 3:48 PM
Jenny, how about I pay you to follow you around.

By Anonymous, on 4:05 PM
The fact that Toni Freaking Braxton feels the need to wear a tummy control thong is a testament to the innate insecurity of women everywhere. If I had her body I'd've shown up in a bra and panties and said, "Now you don't have to fantasize, bitches." I don't care if she can't manage her money. She's gorgeous.

By Kitty X, on 4:48 PM
Ew her legs have NO shape to them

By Voracious, on 5:19 PM
Wow...I think I had a nightmare in the third grade about that happening to me.

By Oedipa Maas, on 6:06 PM
She acted like a drunk whore when she appeared on AI... but damnit if she doesn't have a great body. And that ass is pretty awesome.

By Anonymous, on 9:30 PM
I take back what I said about never having sex with a black chic, because I'd bang the shit outta that.

By Anonymous, on 7:46 AM
I've never found myself attracted to an older black woman... or a woman at all... until now! She's freakin hot for a mom of two!

By Anonymous, on 9:00 AM
Looks like she's wearing a dancebelt... ahh shit... you know how you know I'm gay? Cause I knew she was wearing a dancebelt... damn it all to hell.

By Will, on 9:43 AM
That "wardrobe malfunction" functioned EXACTLY how she wanted it to. Otherwise not a soul would have cared.

By Anonymous, on 9:52 AM
Nice ass is putting it mildly.

She's 'making me high'.
It's getting hard to 'breathe again'.
I need her to un-erect my penis, err, I mean, unbreak my heart. Freudian slip, sorry. ;)

JJ

By joejoe, on 9:58 AM
there was also a nip slip from a performance in Germany, but i guess you don't have it Jenny.

Toni has really dark brown areolas!

By Anonymous, on 11:04 AM
I like the color of her dress. It's perdy.

By Anonymous, on 12:47 PM
Yeah you gotta get the nip slip, I actually have it saved. It's even better. Such nice nipples.

By Anonymous, on 3:11 PM
You gotta see the nip slip, guys. Such nice nipples.

By Anonymous, on 3:11 PM