IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Avril Lavigne Got Married

Avril Lavigne Got Married

45 Comments:

Isn't she only 21?? that just seems so young to get married. They'll end up divorced and bitter for sure.

By Anonymous, on 9:06 AM
Not if you beat 'em to the punch...

By Anonymous, on 9:11 AM
I'm so glad I am not the only one who thinks that boy is a troll. WTF does she see in him? WTF does he see in her? Please, if there is a god, don't let them breed.

By Anonymous, on 9:18 AM
9:11 hahahaha

married my girl when she was 18, 16 years later and it's still like we were dating. Maybe they'll last maybe not. Who knows? Deryck doesn't look like himself.

By chuggdog, on 9:19 AM
My congratulations, Avril!
But it's just a little pity that we don't hahe the same Avrile in earlier days!
She's really grown up! Looking gorgeous in her wedding dresss!

By Anonymous, on 9:20 AM
Thats so cute. Its not a huge vain wedding at all.

By Anonymous, on 9:29 AM
I swear. that little stupid ass looking troll of a person doesn't deserve to lick hairs out of guys asses let alone marry avril lavigne.

my 2 cents.

That outta hold those SOB's

By Anonymous, on 9:30 AM
Hey, at least they had the class to throw a real wedding, not some track-suit-wearing, white-trash-ghetto-mixer extravaganza a la Britney. Good for them, who cares what he looks like, and you never know!

By Anonymous, on 9:32 AM
Congrats and all the best to them.

To say they'll end up bitter and divorced is pure speculation at best.

It's not like their marriage is pre-packaged and exploited for public consumption (nick and jessica) in an attempt to revive absolutely dead/stagnant careers (nick and jessica).

When she's in Napanee, Avril is a regular diner at a restaurant I used to manage in my wonderful hometown of Belleville (BohemianPenguin.com) and is down to earth and very approachable. And one hell of a tipper! ;)

By JoeJoe, on 9:33 AM
joejoe, no, but their marriage IS between two people who have made careers out of being as teenybopper immature as possible. That's not a good sign.

And one of them dated Paris Hilton, which makes him a man-skank automatically.

By Anonymous, on 9:55 AM
Avril's husband is hard on the eyes but I hope they're happy. She is young, and statistically those relationships don't work.

BUT Avril really avoids the spotlight and disclosing her personal life. Privacy really helps hollywood couples.

Hope she's happy. I'm waiting for my prince and hoping he doesn't look anything like Deryck.

By Anonymous, on 9:57 AM
This is why guys become rock stars in the first place.

You people, of course, are not happy. Maybe everyone would be happier if she married Rick Salomon or Cletus?

BTW she looks a little pudgy in that dress. She should've lost a few before her wedding at least!

By Anonymous, on 10:07 AM
LOL!

She looks pudgy in the dress? I'm not saying whether she does or doesn't, because you can barely even SEE anything in these pictures.

From what I can see, she looks gorgeous. And, as usual with the celebrity (or in this case, "celebrity") marriages, I'll be hoping for this one to work out. These people can't ALL end up divorced.

And whoever was talking about the young ones not making it in marriage, the older ones don't necessarily make it either. I'm just saying, age has less to do with it than people and their unrealistic expectation that marriage is going to solve the problems in their relationship. When people get married for the right reasons to the right person, it's going to work out.

By Anonymous, on 10:15 AM
I smell a reality show...

By Jess, on 10:20 AM
Anon 9:55,

Your averager teenybopper wouldn't travel to the middle of a warzone (the Congo), like the guys from SUM41 did, to raise awareness of a political/ethnic genocide. Hell, I'd be surprised if 50% of today's teenyboppers even know what genocide is.
"Like, someone killed Jen?? OH MY FRICKIN' GOD!" ...;)

I DO have to agree that dating Paris will forever be a blemish on Deryck's personal record. Luckily for him, it was years, and probably 200+ Paris Hilton sexual partners, ago.

By JoeJoe, on 10:35 AM
:D hilarious monster pic, well done

By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM
Isn't she only 21?? that just seems so young to get married. They'll end up divorced and bitter for sure.

BUT DUDE, SHE GREW UP SOOOOOO MUCH ON HER SECOND ALBUM! (sarcasm)

By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM
married my girl when she was 18, 16 years later and it's still like we were dating.

dude you hit the lottery, for real... 99.99999999% of these idiots getting married young are too stupid to tell their boyfriend is an asshole and they'll end up pregnant and miserable in 5-10 years

By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM
Chaka like pretty girl

By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM
Congratulations to Deryck. Smart move, dude - lock that prime piece of tail up early. She's annoying as hell, and her music sucks, but she's hotter than a parisian whores crotch dipped in icey hot. You can always trade her in next decade, when all that's left is the inane rambling.

By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM
i think that it is cute for two young people to get married. i hope the best for them and their marriage. the marriage might last unlike the other hollywood marriages.

By Anonymous, on 2:39 PM
I LOVE the land of the Lost shout out! That was totally my favorite show back in the day!!!

By margo, on 3:00 PM
You can always trade her in next decade, when all that's left is the inane rambling.

:D

You a Sam Kinison fan?

By Anonymous, on 3:15 PM
Those wedding pics are really punk rock. Fitting though, two completely medicore "musicians" finding love together. Boring. Next.

By Anonymous, on 4:12 PM
shes pretty. don't know why people gave her such a hard time when she went from punk rocker to valley girl. shes growing up and people cant respect that.

By prettyboy, on 4:46 PM
prettyboy, going from fake punker to fake valley girl is NOT growing up, it's going sideways.

By Anonymous, on 5:52 PM
It's the whole "giant tool" thing that turns me off.

By scamps, on 10:12 PM
They are both ugly. Big deal.

By Anonymous, on 1:15 AM
Who said she looks pudgy?? Sounds like someone is jealous to me. She looks beautiful.

By Anonymous, on 6:24 AM
Granted Deryck looks like a bulldog, i'd be liking if i say i didn't think he was ugly, but Avril's no prize pig herself, she looks like a chiuaua and yeah if they breed you'd know what a cross between a chiuaua and a bulldog looks like.

Anyway maybe avril's not shallow and she likes Deryck because of personality, plus Deryck owns a house with 10 bedrooms, 7 bathrooms, a disco, a tennis court and more, he's no Kevin Feldeline.

Avril's been rumoured to be dating Deryck for ages and there both canadian come on, it's like Jews dating and marrying jews.

Granted i do agree 21 is a little young to get married but at least they got married better than Alanis and Ryan, i mean i have nothing against them, but i'm at least they went throw with it, they got enaged, they got married, instead of getting enaged and then breaking up.

I like avril wen she was punk, but lets not forget how much crap she got from it, and let's not forget that her family's christian, she grow up singing gospel, i'm sure her parents where happy she grunged down, before she got married otherwise she might have been married wearing a corset and boots, not that there's anything wrong with that but people who start punk end up girly but people who start girly end up skanky (Britney).

Sure Deryck dated Paris but Matt Brann also dated Nicky Hilton, and Matt Brann is Avril's drummer, i guess that two skanky man she's surround by, i don't think she gives a crap.

By Anonymous, on 7:19 AM
Really, is it absolutley neccessary to be a bunch of cynical asses? I agree, Derryck is not the best looking guy in the world, but if he and Avril are happy, isn't that all that matters? Age doesn't matter, either. What matters is the decision to make the commitment, to make it work. I had my daughter at 22 and I was plenty old enough. Whatever. I hope their marriage lasts and they live happily ever after. And anyone who doesn't agree can go to hell.

By Anonymous, on 8:07 AM
You people, of course, are not happy. Maybe everyone would be happier if she married Rick Salomon or Cletus?

I personally would be slightly happier if Avril had married Cletus. Why you ask? Because then I could run through the streets banging a spoon on the pot that I'll be wearing on my head screaming AVRIL MARRIED MY COUSIN CLETUS

By Anonymous, on 9:44 AM
Yes, anon 7:19, it's so much better to get married and get divorced than to break off an engagement.

By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
Hahahah! I love that one...that caveman Deryck really does look like that...and his mom spelled his name all messed up let me tell you...she is too young to get married, hopefully there was a pre-nup somewhere...she has buckets of money!

By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
Avril's been rumoured to be dating Deryck for ages and there both canadian come on, it's like Jews dating and marrying jews.

wow... that's probably the stupidest thing I've ever heard. How is two Canadians marrying anything alike to two jews marrying?? alot of people marry people that live in the same country as them you numbnuts.

By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
"Avril's been rumoured to be dating Deryck for ages and there both canadian come on, it's like Jews dating and marrying jews."

Anon 7:19,

There's 30 million of us in Canada, so chances are good we will meet someone in our own country.

I'm guessing you're the product of a man and his mail order bride?? I'm sorry that your dad had to get a Passport and wave cash around to get fucked.

By JoeJoe, on 2:04 PM
Poor Avril. Tsk tsk.

By Anonymous, on 10:52 PM
7:19 AM
Thank you so much for that rambling, grammatically incorrect, spelling mistake infused mess. Here are some of my faves:

"...I'd be liking if I said..."
"...they went throw..."
"enaged"
"chiuaua"
"...wen she was punk..."

Do you realize that your obvious lack of education completely takes away from what little argument you had? Canadians marrying Canadians is like Jews marrying Jews? Hmmm...religion vs. nationality. Yeah, that is the same. Good one, tard.

By Anonymous, on 1:30 AM
derryck does't deserve avril...

By Anonymous, on 11:40 AM
the truth is, i don't think avril really deserves a punk ass like deryck...she deserves someone a bit more classy...but it's her choice right? i just hope their wedding will be successful...

By Anonymous, on 6:36 PM
I don't think there is any relationship between young and divorce.

By Anonymous, on 8:42 AM
OK WE SHOULDNT BE ALL IN AVRILS BUISNESS! IM A BIG FAN AND I RESPECT THAT SHE DOESNT WANT PPL KNOWING EVERY SINGLE LITTLE DETAIL ABOUT HER! WHY DO YOU THINK SHE TRIED TO KEEP HER MIDDLE NAME A SECRET?!? WELL I'M SURE SHE DOESN'T WANT PEOPLE SNOOPING AROUND IN HER BUISNESS! FOCUS ON YOUR OWN LIFES FOR PETES SAKE! WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF BUNCHES OF ANNOYING PEOPLE WITH CAMERAS CAME AND SNOOPED AROUND YOUR WEDDING?!? NO! YOU WOULDNT! AT LEAST NOT UNWANTED ANNOYING PEOPLE WITH CAMERAS! LEAVE HER ALONE! if u have anything against this email me at roxasgurl@aol.com

p.s. WHO TAKE THESE PICTURES? IM LISTENING TO AVRIL RIGHT NOW. BASKETCASE....

By Lacey, on 6:17 PM
I totally agree with Lacey. Its her life, not yours so go fuck off.

By Anonymous, on 5:04 AM
may be you don't know me.but I hope that you could know me not long before. cuz I had loved you so much.but everthing changed I hope you will happy.Get your real 'Happy ending'.I don't know him well .I hope he could be the one.Have a good life!Blessing you all the time...

By Aleil Sage, on 5:58 AM
stupid girl!!!!!

By Anonymous, on 2:27 AM