did she serioulsy write that? i cant see her using words like "quest", "gaze" and "eerie" much less spelling them correctly during stream of consciousness writing.
baaaaaahahah...what a chump that guy is! playing the role and not getting any minge. doucherline wrangled himself a pretty nice situation. this guy has just gone out like a punk.
Jeez, digging deep for material, huh? That is so not worth mocking. I'd go so far as to say that in lieu of gossip-worthy material... you found something silly and picked on her for it. Booooring. Lots of people like tigers. So what?
@ 10:56 - Actually, Page Six dug for it - http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/tiger_struck_pagesix_.htm, so it's gossip worthy, and Britney is a fucking retard.
In many ways, people are a lot like whores... I'm mesmerized by crack whores. Their bloodshot eyes, their bulging mini-skirts, their constant quest for that next trick. They almost have a sense of skankiness about them. They pull you in and make it difficult to get away (without spending your $5). They make you wonder what is behind their lab results. A sense of eerie illnesses comes over you in their presence. The fear they give you when you pass them is stunning. Behold the beauty of the crack whore.
that chester cheetah comment made me spit out the ramen noodles i was eating all over my monitor.
britney loves tigers because kevin federline is one. a male tiger fucks a female tigress and leaves her to take care of the young and hunt for food. seeing as both of them are bad parents only half of that is true.
but seriously........we all know britney didnt write that. theres no way in hell her dumbass can spell consciousness or mesmerized.
This is totally worth the mocking. She never says anything intelligent and this is a great example of that. It's priceless; she wants so badly to sound smart and philosophical. Ahh, "behold the beauty of the tiger". You can't make shit up that funny if you tried!
That's got to be a different "manny". I heard the last one quit because of all the negative attention he was getting.
not to defend Britney (I'm the second anon, and I cant believe she wrote this) but if certain other celebs had sad this, you know people would be amazed by its "depth." it is pretty trite and cliched, but if angelina jolie compared herself to a tiger in an interview (I'm positive she has) she would be praised for her beautiful, totured soul.
Dear God! I love it when dumb people try to get deep. Seriously, know your limitations. What makes this funny is that she truly believes it. Chester Cheetah comment made my day!!
I'm just glad to see the kid in a stroller finally. She is always carrying him around on her hip while wearing precariously high heals, with a drink or a phone in the other hand. That kid never seems to have 100% of her attention and the whole situation is just another accident waiting to happen. I give her minor kudos for the stroller. Otherwise I agree: she is an incredibly immature dipshit.
Britney loves tigers because she found the first few lines of a William Blake poem and ran with it (her site has the "Tiger tiger/burning bright" et cetera).
Apparently she thinks it makes her sound deep, meditating on the heart of the poem and how it relates to people. Too bad the poem is about religion and/or the industrial revolution, neither of which Britney knows much about. So she just assumes that it's about how pretty tigers are, because that's as far as her intelligence stretches.
Not to mention that her writing style is abysmal. Descriptive words are just strung together ("eerie awe"?), and she uses some words that don't technically exist ("mysteriousness"? It's "mystery!").
She thinks she is so fucking brilliant. I've seen better writing from 90% of my Grade 7 English students and English isn't even their first language. I can't stop laughing at her feeble attempt at trying to show us there is anything but vacant empty space between her ears.
When has she ever seen a live tiger in the wild? A trip to the San Diego Zoo doesn't count. Those animals aren't on a constant quest for survival Britney. I wish the tiger at the zoo had really pulled her in and made it hard for her to get away. I would have watched in eerie awe of the total mysteriousness as the tiger ripped Britney to pieces. Behold the true beauty of the tiger.
Furthermore, if Britney was my student I would laughingly read aloud her tiger "masterpiece" followed up by that retarded poem she wrote on her honeymoon. I'd read it at the school assembly and then all the kids would laugh at her and her stupidity. We would laugh at her until she cried so hard her fake eyelashes fell off. Then I would keep her in for an hour after school while she wrote "Mysteriousness is not a word" 3,000 times.
Ignoring her standard attempt at sounding more intelligent than my dog. Note the flip flops suitable for summer and a pregnant woman, normal maternity like shirt and shorts that cover what theyre supposed to! SP in a stroller, weve hit a new high!
Can we always use that first picture of Britney in stories about her? The look on her face is priceless. It makes me wonder what is behind her gaze. Nothin, I know but I still wonder.
She never said how tigers are like people. This is just a rambling superficial comment about tigers, Brit Brit. Where is the fucking comparison?
Just to clarify..."awe" is a noun not an adjective or "descriptive word"...but either way that sentence is awkward at best. And I have to wonder how one can have "stream of consciousness" when one has no consciousness from which to stream.
Not to defend her by any means, but look up the meaning of "mysterious" in the dictionary like I did, and right below the definition is the word "mysteriousness", and it is a noun.
It isn't a word. Some countries tend to publish dictionaries (and put them online) adding in words that they consider part of the language. Words that have become so popular in english speech that some people feel they need to be added in to their dictionaries. It doesn't mean that word is a proper word in the English language. Need I go on about the amount of slang English words that make it into the dictionary? The Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary does not list it as a word and I am fairly certain Cambridge would have a better knowledge of English words.
A normal person would have written: "an eriee sense of awe comes over you". Thus solving the problems you both have with the sentence.
But, alas, she is not normal. "Behold the beauty of the the tiger". Gee, thanks, I usually categorized them with the warthog until Britney pointed out that they may be photogenic.
"Anonymous said... It isn't a word. Some countries tend to publish dictionaries (and put them online) adding in words that they consider part of the language. Words that have become so popular in english speech that some people feel they need to be added in to their dictionaries. It doesn't mean that word is a proper word in the English language."
Yes, like *nuukyooler* Thanks loads, Dubya. King of the tards.
In light of this and Pammy's earlier poetry, I would say that celebrities should not be allowed to blog without first seek the advice of their counsel and publicist.
Good God...if she is so into tigers, the next picture we see of SP will be of a tigress with him by the scruff of the neck and the caption will read "Britney really will do anything to protect her son...including hiring this tiger as SP's bodyguard!
10:25, you're definitely right about that. ;) We have some of the coolest conversations based on celebrity stupidity -- first it was a biology lesson on ferrets, now it's a study of the English language. :D We just need a reason!
That's what you get when you stare at a bag of Cheetos for too long while your preggers...you start trippin' about cheetahs being tigers and viceversa...at least in her retarded ass world...why don't celebs keep these kind of thoughts to themselves? I thought Jessica Simpson and her retard babble was bad enough, but the Britney has to follow ensuite and mesmerize us with her stupid thoughts...
I love the pic you posted. When she realizes her career is over and KFed has spent all of her money, that will be the look you'll see on her face when she become a low budget porn star taking ass missiles....
"Mysteriousness?" Hahahahaha! I think she means "mystery."
Has anyone heard Lady Raptastic make fun of Britney's bad spoken word poetry? It's priceless! It's in her podcast entitled, "Raccoons," at the very beginning.
65 Comments:
The Chester Cheetah comment made me spew tea. Priceless.
By Joi, on 10:17 AM
Is that a different manny? I thought the other guy was alot younger and didn't have facial hair.
By Anonymous, on 10:23 AM
did she serioulsy write that? i cant see her using words like "quest", "gaze" and "eerie" much less spelling them correctly during stream of consciousness writing.
By Anonymous, on 10:25 AM
I guess she found the Thesaurus in Microsoft word. This girl is functionally retarded.
By Anonymous, on 10:33 AM
This no talent half wit is a gazillionnaire who shops all day and I'm digging under the sofa cushions to find enough change for toilet paper?? wtf?
By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM
cheetoh's mascot comment = comedy gold.
By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM
I like her with the dark hair and the not stinky looking manny. She almost looks less trashy.
By Anonymous, on 10:41 AM
Yuck, the hair extensions are back again. They're just black this time.
By Anonymous, on 10:42 AM
britney is nothing like a tiger
plus tigers aren't overweight
By Anonymous, on 10:47 AM
baaaaaahahah...what a chump that guy is! playing the role and not getting any minge. doucherline wrangled himself a pretty nice situation. this guy has just gone out like a punk.
By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM
and tigers take care of their young
By Anonymous, on 10:54 AM
Jeez, digging deep for material, huh? That is so not worth mocking. I'd go so far as to say that in lieu of gossip-worthy material... you found something silly and picked on her for it. Booooring. Lots of people like tigers. So what?
By Anonymous, on 10:56 AM
^ lol. Dumb Shitney fan.
By Anonymous, on 10:59 AM
@ 10:56 - Actually, Page Six dug for it - http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/tiger_struck_pagesix_.htm, so it's gossip worthy, and Britney is a fucking retard.
By Anonymous, on 11:00 AM
LOL. so not worth mocking!? wtf?
a trite analogy on human/tiger parallels is the stuff of middle schoolers and retards. "eerie awe"...give me a fucking break.
"Behold the beauty of the tiger." oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...DEEP.
By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
If she likes tigers so much, all us Britney fans could probably band together and get her 15 minutes alone with one in its cage. No prob.
By Oedipa Maas, on 11:07 AM
In many ways, people are a lot like whores... I'm mesmerized by crack whores. Their bloodshot eyes, their bulging mini-skirts, their constant quest for that next trick. They almost have a sense of skankiness about them. They pull you in and make it difficult to get away (without spending your $5). They make you wonder what is behind their lab results. A sense of eerie illnesses comes over you in their presence. The fear they give you when you pass them is stunning. Behold the beauty of the crack whore.
By CK1, on 11:09 AM
ck1:
HILARIOUS!
By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM
that chester cheetah comment made me spit out the ramen noodles i was eating all over my monitor.
britney loves tigers because kevin federline is one. a male tiger fucks a female tigress and leaves her to take care of the young and hunt for food. seeing as both of them are bad parents only half of that is true.
but seriously........we all know britney didnt write that. theres no way in hell her dumbass can spell consciousness or mesmerized.
By prettyboy, on 11:27 AM
She has lost her mind, send her to iraq after the troops come home
By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM
This is totally worth the mocking. She never says anything intelligent and this is a great example of that. It's priceless; she wants so badly to sound smart and philosophical. Ahh, "behold the beauty of the tiger". You can't make shit up that funny if you tried!
That's got to be a different "manny". I heard the last one quit because of all the negative attention he was getting.
By Anonymous, on 12:09 PM
Ok the Chester Cheetah comment was fucking priceless, and ck1 you just made my day...that was brilliant!!
By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
not to defend Britney (I'm the second anon, and I cant believe she wrote this) but if certain other celebs had sad this, you know people would be amazed by its "depth." it is pretty trite and cliched, but if angelina jolie compared herself to a tiger in an interview (I'm positive she has) she would be praised for her beautiful, totured soul.
By Anonymous, on 12:29 PM
Dear God! I love it when dumb people try to get deep. Seriously, know your limitations. What makes this funny is that she truly believes it. Chester Cheetah comment made my day!!
By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM
I'm just glad to see the kid in a stroller finally. She is always carrying him around on her hip while wearing precariously high heals, with a drink or a phone in the other hand. That kid never seems to have 100% of her attention and the whole situation is just another accident waiting to happen. I give her minor kudos for the stroller.
Otherwise I agree: she is an incredibly immature dipshit.
By Anonymous, on 1:01 PM
this is irrelevant, but im gonna say it anyway. if paris hilton is the no. 1 skank out there, linday lohan should be second.
By Anonymous, on 1:13 PM
wow...that's all that needs to be said
By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM
Britney is starting to be as nonsensical as Anna Nicole. Can pregnant women take painkillers?
By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM
stream of consciousness = navel gazing.
She's not supposed to be 'shroomin' while she's pregnant, doesn't she know that?
By House of Mayhem, on 1:35 PM
ck1 wins the internets
By Anonymous, on 1:37 PM
Just goes to show you that you don't need brains, you need T&A to make money in the entertainment industry.
Now that her T&A are too big/saggy, hopefully she will go away or jump in a tiger pit.
By Anonymous, on 1:58 PM
Britney loves tigers because she found the first few lines of a William Blake poem and ran with it (her site has the "Tiger tiger/burning bright" et cetera).
Apparently she thinks it makes her sound deep, meditating on the heart of the poem and how it relates to people. Too bad the poem is about religion and/or the industrial revolution, neither of which Britney knows much about. So she just assumes that it's about how pretty tigers are, because that's as far as her intelligence stretches.
Not to mention that her writing style is abysmal. Descriptive words are just strung together ("eerie awe"?), and she uses some words that don't technically exist ("mysteriousness"? It's "mystery!").
By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM
She thinks she is so fucking brilliant. I've seen better writing from 90% of my Grade 7 English students and English isn't even their first language. I can't stop laughing at her feeble attempt at trying to show us there is anything but vacant empty space between her ears.
When has she ever seen a live tiger in the wild? A trip to the San Diego Zoo doesn't count. Those animals aren't on a constant quest for survival Britney. I wish the tiger at the zoo had really pulled her in and made it hard for her to get away. I would have watched in eerie awe of the total mysteriousness as the tiger ripped Britney to pieces. Behold the true beauty of the tiger.
By Anonymous, on 2:42 PM
2:42 PM
Your rock!!
By Anonymous, on 2:48 PM
Furthermore, if Britney was my student I would laughingly read aloud her tiger "masterpiece" followed up by that retarded poem she wrote on her honeymoon. I'd read it at the school assembly and then all the kids would laugh at her and her stupidity. We would laugh at her until she cried so hard her fake eyelashes fell off. Then I would keep her in for an hour after school while she wrote "Mysteriousness is not a word" 3,000 times.
By Anonymous, on 3:03 PM
Ignoring her standard attempt at sounding more intelligent than my dog. Note the flip flops suitable for summer and a pregnant woman, normal maternity like shirt and shorts that cover what theyre supposed to! SP in a stroller, weve hit a new high!
By Amy, on 3:10 PM
Can we always use that first picture of Britney in stories about her? The look on her face is priceless. It makes me wonder what is behind her gaze. Nothin, I know but I still wonder.
She never said how tigers are like people. This is just a rambling superficial comment about tigers, Brit Brit. Where is the fucking comparison?
By Anonymous, on 3:10 PM
Just to clarify..."awe" is a noun not an adjective or "descriptive word"...but either way that sentence is awkward at best. And I have to wonder how one can have "stream of consciousness" when one has no consciousness from which to stream.
By Anonymous, on 3:30 PM
I love the pic (of her) you have on this article. She looks like a tard. the pic is better than the print, it tells the whole story.
By Anonymous, on 3:58 PM
ck1 is the shit!!!
Her post was inspired by Cheetos. Why she posted something so nonsensical, we will never know. She is SO bored.
The black hair really works for her. SP looks like his Dad. I wonder what her other baby will look like?
I wonder if Brit will get knocked up again, she can't resist Kevin's dick, obviously.
By Anonymous, on 4:17 PM
My daughter is mesmerized by the stripes of her stuffed tiger so she can totally relate, Britney. Of course, she is 8 weeks old.
By Anonymous, on 4:27 PM
Not to defend her by any means, but look up the meaning of "mysterious" in the dictionary like I did, and right below the definition is the word "mysteriousness", and it is a noun.
I kid you not.
By Christy, on 4:32 PM
since when is "mysteriousnes" a word?
By Anonymous, on 4:43 PM
since when is "mysteriousness" a word?
By Anonymous, on 4:44 PM
It isn't a word. Some countries tend to publish dictionaries (and put them online) adding in words that they consider part of the language. Words that have become so popular in english speech that some people feel they need to be added in to their dictionaries. It doesn't mean that word is a proper word in the English language. Need I go on about the amount of slang English words that make it into the dictionary? The Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary does not list it as a word and I am fairly certain Cambridge would have a better knowledge of English words.
By Anonymous, on 5:16 PM
to Anonymous 2:05 and 3:30
A normal person would have written: "an eriee sense of awe comes over you". Thus solving the problems you both have with the sentence.
But, alas, she is not normal. "Behold the beauty of the the tiger". Gee, thanks, I usually categorized them with the warthog until Britney pointed out that they may be photogenic.
By Anonymous, on 5:54 PM
Anonymous 5:16
I'll be sure to let Merriam Webster online know that they are mistaken.
How astute of you to catch that. Do you want to check if "astute" is a real word as well, or has that been established already?
By Christy, on 6:49 PM
It would sound better worded that way but I think most normal people would spell eerie properly.
Check your own writing before you preach.
By Anonymous, on 6:54 PM
5:16, the Oxford English Dictionary *does* list mysteriousness, so stfu smacktard.
By Anonymous, on 6:57 PM
Behold, the stupidity of Britney!
By Anonymous, on 7:03 PM
LOL todd is on a roll today
By Brandy, on 7:14 PM
"On the "Love B" portion of Britney Spears' website, offensively subtitled "stream of consciousness,"
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! xDDD
I did not choke today, I learn from mistakes like drinking while reading your column.
By Loob, on 7:56 PM
"Anonymous said...
It isn't a word. Some countries tend to publish dictionaries (and put them online) adding in words that they consider part of the language. Words that have become so popular in english speech that some people feel they need to be added in to their dictionaries. It doesn't mean that word is a proper word in the English language."
Yes, like *nuukyooler*
Thanks loads, Dubya. King of the tards.
By Loob, on 8:06 PM
How can you have a stream of consciouness if you don't appear to be conscious?
By Anonymous, on 11:15 PM
$10 says she was eating frosted flakes when she wrote this
By prettyboy, on 11:26 PM
That main pic of Britney is classic!
By Brandy, on 6:47 AM
I'm just going to stop trying to eat or drink anything while I'm reading Todd's posts. Too much spewing as I LMAO. And CK1.....brilliant!!
By Anonymous, on 6:59 AM
Anybody who thinks no-one cares about the state of the English language these days should read these posts . . . .
Viva IDLYITW! Viva! Viva!
By Anonymous, on 10:25 AM
In light of this and Pammy's earlier poetry, I would say that celebrities should not be allowed to blog without first seek the advice of their counsel and publicist.
By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM
Good God...if she is so into tigers, the next picture we see of SP will be of a tigress with him by the scruff of the neck and the caption will read "Britney really will do anything to protect her son...including hiring this tiger as SP's bodyguard!
By Anonymous, on 12:13 PM
10:25, you're definitely right about that. ;) We have some of the coolest conversations based on celebrity stupidity -- first it was a biology lesson on ferrets, now it's a study of the English language. :D We just need a reason!
By Anonymous, on 12:43 PM
That's what you get when you stare at a bag of Cheetos for too long while your preggers...you start trippin' about cheetahs being tigers and viceversa...at least in her retarded ass world...why don't celebs keep these kind of thoughts to themselves? I thought Jessica Simpson and her retard babble was bad enough, but the Britney has to follow ensuite and mesmerize us with her stupid thoughts...
By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
That is some HILARIOUS SHEETAH!!! That was the best commentary. I am usually just a lurker but I have to give some mad props for that one! Keep it up!
From Fly over land
By Anonymous, on 5:35 PM
I love the pic you posted. When she realizes her career is over and KFed has spent all of her money, that will be the look you'll see on her face when she become a low budget porn star taking ass missiles....
By Anonymous, on 10:30 PM
"Mysteriousness?" Hahahahaha! I think she means "mystery."
Has anyone heard Lady Raptastic make fun of Britney's bad spoken word poetry? It's priceless! It's in her podcast entitled, "Raccoons," at the very beginning.
By Anonymous, on 6:37 PM
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