Yes, Carmen has a career based on store-bought titties, and exposing her store-bought titties.
If any Carmen fans can let me know what her actual talent is, please do. Don't say 'acting' either, because as a Carmen fan, you've seen her movies, and you know how bad her acting is.
Exactly, joejoe. Why does Carmen need so much time and energy to work on a career that, near as I can tell, doesn't exist. What does she do for a living? Is appearing in bit parts in the Scary Movie series enough to support her? She hasn't even yanked her tits out recently.
Carmen Electra's continued employment is based on the fact that she manages to be trashy and yet somehow likeable, unlike Paris Hilton who is just trashy.
She has a max factor contract. Apparently the slut look is in demand. The less talent the better. Any woman who Dennis Rodman has banged is ruined for life. She is a 7.5 - minus the rodman factor(-2). A 5.5 on a good day. Although she seems friendly, listening to her interviews.
It's so weird, cause, wait...Carmen Electra's career? She has one? I haven't seen her in ANY movies lately, has she been doing music videos half-naked again? Or maybe it's back to Playboy? I don't get it...probably Dave doesn't either. Is her career based on how good she looks in a mini-skirt or what?!
Did anyone else see the same show I did where the team for that lame show they're doing was being interviewed? He and Brook Burke were heavy into a game of slap and tickle and just couldn't stop being silly with each other. I told my husband, "Looks like he's doing Brooke, I wonder how Carmen feels about it." Guess I got my answer. I guess Brooke likes that. But it seems like these 'entertainment' interviewers are major ho's. Guys kissing guys is gross! Unless you're gay. Brokeback Mountain opened the floodgates. Now have to see ugly guys kissing each other. Barf!
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Finally !!
Knew this show would tear them apart
first biatches !!
By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
Are you sure its not Prince instead of Dave Navarro kissing Tommy Lee?
By Ben Dover, on 11:26 AM
Apparently they beat the very first anonymous post in the avril/deryck posting to the punch...
By Anonymous, on 11:32 AM
Carmen Electra is ugly anyway. But who the hell is Sarah Howard?
By Anonymous, on 11:40 AM
Carmen Electra has a career?
By Anonymous, on 11:42 AM
Who and what?
By Anonymous, on 11:43 AM
But how could anything so real go wrong!?
By Oedipa Maas, on 12:53 PM
isnt dave navarro bisexual??? i remember on tv they quoted him from a gay magazine as saying he experimented with men or some bullshit.
either way he likes cock and he probably told carmen he likes the D and she left him for another woman. big deal
By prettyboy, on 1:10 PM
awwww. 2 preening, self-absorbed hollywood brats couldn't make it work? what is the world coming to...
By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM
dave navarro is a woman, and i'm pretty sure that carmen does actually like being with men.
By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM
Yes, Carmen has a career based on store-bought titties, and exposing her store-bought titties.
If any Carmen fans can let me know what her actual talent is, please do. Don't say 'acting' either, because as a Carmen fan, you've seen her movies, and you know how bad her acting is.
By JoeJoe, on 1:53 PM
This news is shocking.
By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM
Exactly, joejoe. Why does Carmen need so much time and energy to work on a career that, near as I can tell, doesn't exist. What does she do for a living? Is appearing in bit parts in the Scary Movie series enough to support her? She hasn't even yanked her tits out recently.
By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM
Carmen Electra's continued employment is based on the fact that she manages to be trashy and yet somehow likeable, unlike Paris Hilton who is just trashy.
By sam991, on 4:45 PM
She has a max factor contract. Apparently the slut look is in demand. The less talent the better. Any woman who Dennis Rodman has banged is ruined for life. She is a 7.5 - minus the rodman factor(-2). A 5.5 on a good day. Although she seems friendly, listening to her interviews.
By Anonymous, on 4:55 PM
I'm sure he's fucking Brooke Burke anyway. Probably Gilby Clarke too.
By Anonymous, on 5:16 PM
I think she remains likeable because she doesn't seem to take herself seriously. But she probably does in reality. She just pretends not to.
By Oedipa Maas, on 8:48 PM
dave navarrow's face lift looks fucking hideous.
By Anonymous, on 10:35 PM
It's so weird, cause, wait...Carmen Electra's career? She has one? I haven't seen her in ANY movies lately, has she been doing music videos half-naked again? Or maybe it's back to Playboy? I don't get it...probably Dave doesn't either. Is her career based on how good she looks in a mini-skirt or what?!
By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM
Did anyone else see the same show I did where the team for that lame show they're doing was being interviewed? He and Brook Burke were heavy into a game of slap and tickle and just couldn't stop being silly with each other. I told my husband, "Looks like he's doing Brooke, I wonder how Carmen feels about it." Guess I got my answer. I guess Brooke likes that. But it seems like these 'entertainment' interviewers are major ho's.
Guys kissing guys is gross! Unless you're gay. Brokeback Mountain opened the floodgates. Now have to see ugly guys kissing each other. Barf!
By Anonymous, on 11:54 PM
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