I must admit that his talk show in the 90s was horribly bad.
But Fletch, Caddyshack, Vacation, and Xmas Vacation are classics. Those four movies are enough for me to look past his shittier movies and talk show.
"Ohhhh noooo. No one's leaving. We're all in this together. We're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest christmas since Bing Crosby danced with Danny FUCKIN' Kay."
Chevy Chase thinks he's clever by calling Vince Vaughn "a refrigerator repairman".
Back in 1986, Chevy was preparing to host "SNL" and met with the new cast. One of the regulars was Terry Sweeney, who did the wickedest Nancy Reagan impersonation and was openly gay. Chevy thought he was clever when he asked Sweeney for a blowjob in front of the entire cast and staff upon first meeting.
The final time Chevy hosted "SNL", he thought he was clever by insulting everyone in the same vein, including Lorne Michaels who gave Chevy his big break. Lorne banned Chevy from even walking into the studios at 30 Rock immediately after that performance.
Thanks to a "Live On Larry King" satellite feed a Howard Stern listener picked up, Chevy basically called Stern an "ass" during commercial break and swore Stern wasn't funny. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!
Stern used this and ran with it, harassing Chevy with "Stuttering John", running funny promos, and even called his house where his new wife tried to defend him. The amazing thing was how Chase screamed at her to hang up the phone - it's all detailed in one of Stern's books.
its well known that chevy likes to insult people. its partly what makes him funny and also partly what makes him an asshole. that stuff used to be real funny...remember don rickles. that stuff just doesn't fly in the pc world we're in now.
"well us straight men are too busy looking at her other body parts to care"
If that little bit of cleavage and exposed lower leg is enough to get you going, I'm guessing you've only recently been exiled from your Amish community.
Chevy Chase is a rude son of a bitch. I love most of his stupid movies, so I always try to cut him some slack. But what is the need to bash Vince Vaughn's looks when he is an Average Joe himself.
Of course he's just trying to draw some attention to himself.
"Jennifer What's Her Name?" is right. I can't imagine anyone on the planet wanting to go to a movie because Aniston is in it. She has NEVER said or done anything remotely funny or interesting on her own in her life. And can she be more made-up and fake? Every square inch of her is painted up, even that mole in her cleavage. Without the dye job and nipples like a milk cow she wouldn't even have been noticed. True.
Anon 6:55am: that stuff used to be real funny...remember don rickles. that stuff just doesn't fly in the pc world we're in now.
yeh remember how much funnier everything was in the eighties? eighties comedies = best. eddie murphy delirious anyone? it was all so far from pc and was damn funny... now what passes for humor is pure raunch... oh eighties... what didn't you do right?
Vince Vaughn is my friggin' hero.... Here, take this "electronic F-You punch to the jaw!" (SPLATTO!) As for Jennifer Anniston, I think she's doing a great deal better without Brad Pitt. If Pitt married Jolie, the homeboy is probably some kinky sex freak that Anniston could never satisfy. Anniston looks like a "missionary style" let's do it with candles and soft music kind of girl. Angelina is a handcuff, whips, and hot wax looking broad to me.
I'm all for joking around in a sarcastic manner, but I don't know how I'd feel if my own daughter was discussing the financial ramifications of charging more for blowjobs with me, whether it was in jest or not.
Chevy is cool, don't care how old he is or how warped his sense of humor has become. Let's face it, Chinnifer was desperate and grabbed the first man she could get when Brad kicked her to the curb. Calling Vince Vaughn a refrigerator repairman is on the money if you ask me.
I think Vince is sexy as hell. He's articulate, masculine, funny; but I think the studio must have given him a big bonus to get together with Jen. Otherwise she would've fallen apart after Brad left and that would've been bad for the movie publicity. I bet this whole relationship ends as soon as their movie promo tour is over.
41 Comments:
What a douche.
By Anonymous, on 3:04 PM
I've always liked Chevy, even if he hasn't done anything in the past 15 years. That comment about calling his daughter a whore is hilarious.
Jennifer Aniston needs to have her chin registered as a lethal weapon. That fucking thing looks dangerous.
By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM
Ha ha ha, Jenny.
Taking it over to the dark side just at the very end gave it a nice edge. A slam dunk.
By damone, on 3:13 PM
I must admit that his talk show in the 90s was horribly bad.
But Fletch, Caddyshack, Vacation, and Xmas Vacation are classics. Those four movies are enough for me to look past his shittier movies and talk show.
"Ohhhh noooo. No one's leaving. We're all in this together. We're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest christmas since Bing Crosby danced with Danny FUCKIN' Kay."
By joejoe, on 3:39 PM
i do belive hes right about vince vaughn looking like a refrigerator repairman lol
By Anonymous, on 3:39 PM
I love that Caddyshack picture you used for Chevy. Makes me want to see that movie again.
By Anonymous, on 3:41 PM
Chevy Chase thinks he's clever by calling Vince Vaughn "a refrigerator repairman".
Back in 1986, Chevy was preparing to host "SNL" and met with the new cast. One of the regulars was Terry Sweeney, who did the wickedest Nancy Reagan impersonation and was openly gay. Chevy thought he was clever when he asked Sweeney for a blowjob in front of the entire cast and staff upon first meeting.
The final time Chevy hosted "SNL", he thought he was clever by insulting everyone in the same vein, including Lorne Michaels who gave Chevy his big break. Lorne banned Chevy from even walking into the studios at 30 Rock immediately after that performance.
Clever Chevy, no?
By Anonymous, on 3:51 PM
Oh Griswold!
By Anonymous, on 4:00 PM
I wonder if Chevy is deluded enough to think that he himself does NOT look like a refridgerator repairman?
Isn't Chevy Chase the sworn enemy of Howard Stern? Didn't Stern used to send some annoying intern/ employee to harrass Chase?
By Anonymous, on 4:03 PM
Thanks to a "Live On Larry King" satellite feed a Howard Stern listener picked up, Chevy basically called Stern an "ass" during commercial break and swore Stern wasn't funny. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!
Stern used this and ran with it, harassing Chevy with "Stuttering John", running funny promos, and even called his house where his new wife tried to defend him. The amazing thing was how Chase screamed at her to hang up the phone - it's all detailed in one of Stern's books.
By Anonymous, on 4:39 PM
When did Jennifer Anniston stop being attractive and start wearing incredibly ugly necklaces?
She looks terrible in these pictures.
By Anonymous, on 5:04 PM
Stern is an ass.
By Anonymous, on 6:29 PM
she looks 20 in these pictures..good for u Jen!
By Adriana, on 6:41 PM
Jenny, I think I'm in love with you. Even though I'm a chick, I think we're soul mates. ;)
You are hil-ar-i-ous. That comment about your dad made me laugh so hard I spit soda all over my keyboard. But it was worth it. You rock.
By Anonymous, on 7:04 PM
Jennifer Aniston needs to have her chin registered as a lethal weapon. That fucking thing looks dangerous.
well us straight men are too busy looking at her other body parts to care
By Anonymous, on 8:37 PM
I hate Chevy Chase as well but that is funny.
By The Adult in Question, on 9:02 PM
"well us straight men are too busy looking at her other body parts to care"
Come on now you know you're a fat female weight watchers reject. LMAO
By Anonymous, on 10:06 PM
its well known that chevy likes to insult people. its partly what makes him funny and also partly what makes him an asshole. that stuff used to be real funny...remember don rickles. that stuff just doesn't fly in the pc world we're in now.
By Anonymous, on 6:55 AM
i like how she uses her necklace to draw your attention straight to her tits and away from her face. Girl knows what works.
Also, I fucking love Chevy Chase. Good for him for being such a dick.
By the one, on 7:46 AM
"well us straight men are too busy looking at her other body parts to care"
If that little bit of cleavage and exposed lower leg is enough to get you going, I'm guessing you've only recently been exiled from your Amish community.
Or perhaps you have a shoulder fetish, Ishmael?
By joejoe, on 7:52 AM
I didn't know Chevy Chase was so mean. That kind of makes me sad. Like the first time I heard Bob Sagat say "fuck."
By Oedipa Maas, on 9:11 AM
Chevy Chase is a rude son of a bitch. I love most of his stupid movies, so I always try to cut him some slack. But what is the need to bash Vince Vaughn's looks when he is an Average Joe himself.
Of course he's just trying to draw some attention to himself.
By CK1, on 9:16 AM
I thought Chevy Chase quit doing coke.
Because that would seem to be the stimulus that I would need to call my daughter a whore.
Like, even if she literally WAS one...
By Zen Wizard, on 9:44 AM
That kind of makes me sad. Like the first time I heard Bob Sagat say "fuck."
By Oedipa Maas, on July 14, 2006 9:11 AM
I love you for saying that.
By lydia, on 11:03 AM
That kind of makes me sad. Like the first time I heard Bob Sagat say "fuck."
By Oedipa Maas, on July 14, 2006 9:11 AM
I love you for saying that.
By lydia, on July 14, 2006 11:03 AM
Yeah, I third that one. My poor childhood, dissolving away in front of my eyes. The word "fuck" doesn't belong in the world of Full House. =\
Or perhaps you have a shoulder fetish, Ishmael?
By joejoe, on July 14, 2006 7:52 AM
ROFL! ... so good
By Becky, on 11:28 AM
"Jennifer What's Her Name?" is right. I can't imagine anyone on the planet wanting to go to a movie because Aniston is in it. She has NEVER said or done anything remotely funny or interesting on her own in her life. And can she be more made-up and fake? Every square inch of her is painted up, even that mole in her cleavage. Without the dye job and nipples like a milk cow she wouldn't even have been noticed. True.
By Daylight, on 12:40 PM
Anon 6:55am:
that stuff used to be real funny...remember don rickles. that stuff just doesn't fly in the pc world we're in now.
yeh remember how much funnier everything was in the eighties? eighties comedies = best. eddie murphy delirious anyone? it was all so far from pc and was damn funny... now what passes for humor is pure raunch... oh eighties... what didn't you do right?
By the one, on 2:33 PM
^ Don't worry. We'll be saying the same about this decade in the 2020s. I've been around long enough to know this now. It's all relative.
Still. The 80s were great!
By kinda old dude, on 5:55 PM
I miss "In Living Colour"- Handiman, Cousin Elsie, Firemarshall Bill and that homeless guy that used to carry around his own facilities. Classic.
By Anonymous, on 11:08 PM
"joejoe said..."
*snort!*
You're replacing my monitor you made me spew dr pepper all over, damn you.
By Anonymous, on 11:25 PM
You know what's really hysterical, Vince Vaughn after the massive weight gain does look like a refrigerator repairman! It's uncanny!
By Anonymous, on 9:35 AM
Vince Vaughn is my friggin' hero.... Here, take this "electronic F-You punch to the jaw!" (SPLATTO!) As for Jennifer Anniston, I think she's doing a great deal better without Brad Pitt. If Pitt married Jolie, the homeboy is probably some kinky sex freak that Anniston could never satisfy. Anniston looks like a "missionary style" let's do it with candles and soft music kind of girl. Angelina is a handcuff, whips, and hot wax looking broad to me.
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
vince vaughn looks like he ate the refrigerator repaiman
By Anonymous, on 2:52 PM
no, maybe he looks more like he ate the refrigerator.
or maybe he looks like a refrigerator.
yep, that's it. Open wide, Vince, I need a cold one!
oh my I make myself chuckle.
By Anonymous, on 2:54 PM
Chevy Chase is rude but I live him and I just love Jennifer and Vince!
By Jill, on 7:51 PM
Bitter Chevy?
By Thomas, on 10:00 PM
I'm all for joking around in a sarcastic manner, but I don't know how I'd feel if my own daughter was discussing the financial ramifications of charging more for blowjobs with me, whether it was in jest or not.
By Jordan Johnson, on 12:04 PM
Chevy is cool, don't care how old he is or how warped his sense of humor has become. Let's face it, Chinnifer was desperate and grabbed the first man she could get when Brad kicked her to the curb. Calling Vince Vaughn a refrigerator repairman is on the money if you ask me.
By Debster, on 5:44 PM
Jennifer Aniston is like old milk. she expired when friends did.
Vince Vaughn needs to throw away the old, average ugly milk.
By Anonymous, on 7:10 PM
^ Uh oh. Looks like JustJared readers (aka the church of brangelina) just discovered this post. Here comes all the lame Jen bashing.
By Anonymous, on 4:35 AM
I think Vince is sexy as hell. He's articulate, masculine, funny; but I think the studio must have given him a big bonus to get together with Jen. Otherwise she would've fallen apart after Brad left and that would've been bad for the movie publicity. I bet this whole relationship ends as soon as their movie promo tour is over.
By Anonymous, on 7:12 AM
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