I've always thought there was something really f*cked up about Farrell. You can see it in his beady little eyes. Seems like the kind of person who could fly into a psychotic episode at any moment.
from a males perspective........what is so sexy about colin farrell??? he looks dirty. he sorta has a beer belly and from that nichole narrain porn movie i saw.....his penis looks about 5inches.
so fill me in ladies. why do girls stop going for the more clean/pretty boy- bad boys to the flat out average joe ones with small penises???
Nope, no way. CF is nasty - and not in the good way. There is nothing remotely attractive about him. The man's eyebrows are thicker than most women's hair; it's gross. His scruffy look? He only looks like he's trying too hard. There's a difference between a "rugged" look and a "messy" look, and CF is the latter, which only makes him look stupid.
Of course, I'm not one for the pretty boys either. Give me a man who is comfortable in his own skin and knows he's a good man worth having. Confidence is sexy as hell, but conceit smells like ball sweat.
CF just looks like an arrogant prick (if ever there were someone who looked and acted self-absorbed), and arrogant pricks go down with less creativity than the hose on a vacuum, even including the attachments.
I can't imagine how he has the time to create all of the blockbuster movies that he's churning out when he's so busy stalking all of these perfectly sane beauties.
As an Irish-American, I demand that he stop insulting my heritage by being such a douche.
prettyboy, as a woman I'd tell you, but frankly I haven't got the faintest idea what other women find sexy in Farrell. He always strikes me as unstable and kind of grimy. He acts like he's just a good-time Irish lad, but GTILs are a lot less... volatile. His clothes always look like he slept in them. He always has a five o'clock shadow. And he looks like he smells a little.
And I HATE those eyebrows. I'm not asking for shaping, but it looks like he's got sea urchins over his eyes.
Um, you put this dirty pig in a spotlight and leave the Matthew McConaughey's pics for a link? Shame on you! SPOTLIGHT THAT BOY! Damn, he is one fine looking man! ;-)
She's a crazy ass bitch...I went to her Myspace page courtesy of thesuperficial.com, and she even had a link to her S/M sex romp with Alec Baldwin! Hilarious! This is the perfect match for Colin Farrell, but she's a bit on the delusional insance sign, so I'm pretty sure he's NOT stalking her, might be the other way around actually...
Colin Farrell is a "Dark Twisted Puppy"? I've always thought of him as a Wee Irish Fart. Now I'll have to go around calling him a Wee Dark Twisted Irish Puppy Fart.
i'm sure theres prettyboys out there who would eat pussy.......i wont until im married. i work out i have 6pack abs, i played football in high school, i keep my clothes ironed my fashion is always up to date i can dance and i can charm a bitch and make her panties wet without even trying.
yet theres other men who look like they dont shower nor brush their teeth and have 5inch penises and beer bellys plus dont give a damn about their looks or how they dress and get the same females as i do.............something is not right.
and all u mutha fuckas in here who said pretty boys are gay...you can suck my ass with a crazy straw. don't be mad because you can't look as good as me and pull the fine bitches that i do.
"prettyboy", you're black, so of course you can dance (or you're another Kevin Federline).
And most women don't want men with no sexual experience. Especially no experience giving head.
Don't "hate on" all those "mutha fuckas" because your girls are cheating on you with men who know how to fuck and don't care about keeping up with the latest trends, you fruity bastard.
I'm a straight girl, and I NEVER saw anything great about this guy, Colin Farrell. Never. He's poop on my shoe.
He kinda looks like Joey Lawrence though, and that guy's nothing to look at as well. I dunno what people see ... I must have some other vision, doggy vision, that's gotta be it.
I want that man less and less every time I see some skank ass chick he's nailed. That Dessarae bitch is a nasty, fugly ho. Yuck. I'd have a hard time getting that image out of my head, but I'd be willing to try as long as he sterilized his dick first.
First Colin Farrell is linked to the socialite male model Cory Bernstein. Then Elaine Lancaster a drag queen. Then Nicole Narain the Playboy centerfold, and this bitch Dessarae posted it on the corythemodel.com guestbook how she has the tape. Something must have happened with Dessarae and Colin and he rejected her and she wants revenge. So Hollywood .
Anonymous July 21, 2006 2:41 PM you are clearly racist and ignorant. god knows who the hell told you i'm black or white or any race for that matter. why can't i be biracial or multiracial or puerto rican or asian??? also what makes you think white people cant dance?? i know white people who can probably dance as good as i can.
and no girl leaves me becuz i dont do relationships. i get mine and she gets hers and she spoils me wrotten. so i'm even if my "friends with benefits" were sleeping with other men doesnt harm me becuz i still get sex and i still get their money. unlike most of the men on this planet...i dont need to approach a fine bitch...they usually approach me. im hot and my game is that damn good.
prettyboy.. for the sake of saving yourself further embarassment i strongly suggest you shut up. you're just making things worse for yourself. not only can you not spell or speak proper grammar for shit, you're doing a really bad job at defending yourself. you get sex and their money? what the fuck? are you a manwhore or something?
Oh, so "prettyboy" fucks girls but won't eat pussy until he's married??
Well, that on top of you sounding like and ignorant fucking moron who can't spell and a closeted gay fashion victim makes you quite a catch! I can't believe you're not married already!
P.S. If you're not black, then you sound like you're trying too hard to be black. You're also not helping the sterotype that black guys sound (and write) like ignorant ghetto, Ebonics speaking fools.
my grammar doesnt need to be perfect on some damn online blogger. imma pre-law major and im damn sure half of you in here arent even in college. as for living hat home..i've been out my house since i was 18.
as for using females...why not. if i see a bitch who has money imma use her for what she has. if we're not in a relationship and she keeps coming back for my sex then imma get something from her in return and that is to make her spoil me.
I feel as though I am god's gift to earth. I'm young, intelligent, i have goals in life, i look good, i live on my own, i'm independent, athletic, and the list goes on. so keep hating little ones.
"I feel as though I am god's gift to earth. I'm young, intelligent, i have goals in life, i look good, i live on my own, i'm independent, athletic, and the list goes on. so keep hating little ones. "
i actually choked with laughter on that one.
why don't you post a picture up of yourself then, "god's gift to earth". hahahaha
most likely, you're nothing but an average loser with a really big ego.
Uh, last time I checked, "pre-law" isn't a "major." People who go to school to become lawyers are usually English majors, and judging from what I read from "prettyboy" here, it would be almost impossible for him to pass a basic junior high level English class.
i'm a pre law student with a double major in business admin and political science just for correction and most pre law students are not english majors they are english minors with majors in business admin. or pol/sci.
so yes continue to say i'm full of shit. Just know that one day when I cop my Lambo you'll be shinning my tires.
prettyboy- you'll never pass the LSAT. The only chance you have is if you get to write at the same time as a whole room full of prettyboys. Cheer up though. you can always go teach English in Japan.
All the ugly women on here who go "I don't find Colin the least bit sexy, blah, blah, blah", but would blow him in front of a crowd of their fat friends if he even looked in their direction.....
Know why colin farrel looks so uneasy back in Miami? Cause he fucked 3 of my friends while shooting Miami Vice, and worried they'd show up to the premiere. They didn't. There right here....
Colin Farrell did three of your friends? Either you have slutty friends or a secret fan club of groupies who enjoy him muchly, but either way, I doubt they made much of an impression, or made him "uneasy".
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I mailed him a pair my panties. I had to pay extra to ship the oversized package, but it was worth it.
By Kelly Clarkson, on 10:51 AM
I've always thought there was something really f*cked up about Farrell. You can see it in his beady little eyes. Seems like the kind of person who could fly into a psychotic episode at any moment.
By Anonymous, on 10:54 AM
I wish Colin Farrell would stalk me.
By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM
from a males perspective........what is so sexy about colin farrell??? he looks dirty. he sorta has a beer belly and from that nichole narrain porn movie i saw.....his penis looks about 5inches.
so fill me in ladies. why do girls stop going for the more clean/pretty boy- bad boys to the flat out average joe ones with small penises???
By prettyboy, on 11:00 AM
I'll give you one guess what race "Dessarae Bradford" is.
By Anonymous, on 11:03 AM
I don't know what video you were watching, "prettyboy" (doubt it), but Colin's dick is big.
And he's hot because he's NOT "pretty". He's sexy. Boys who are "pretty" aren't "sexy".
By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
Pretty boys = closet homos.
That's why.
By Anonymous, on 11:11 AM
boys who are "pretty" also tend to be dicks.
By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM
He looks bloated, or maybe it's just that his jawline is weaker/fatter. Photo 3 is unfortunate.
By Anonymous, on 11:13 AM
Colin sure does have a thing for black girls.
By Anonymous, on 11:13 AM
lol @ the Kelly Clarkson comment.
By Anonymous, on 11:16 AM
He can stalk my ass anytime.
"He could be seen on a home video in a dirty diaper and a dog collar and he'd still get panties in the mail."
Yep... I'd be right there at the post sending mine off too.
By Sera, on 11:18 AM
"Dessarae"? I fucking hate when people spell names the most retarded way possible.
Hi, my name is Jehssikuh!
By Jessica, on 11:21 AM
Prettyboy--you're not alone. I am not a fan of the "I just rolled out of bed with a prostitute" look.
There's a lot to be said about a man is well kempt.
By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM
"well kempt" and "pretty" = too self absorbed to eat pussy
By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM
Nope, no way. CF is nasty - and not in the good way. There is nothing remotely attractive about him. The man's eyebrows are thicker than most women's hair; it's gross. His scruffy look? He only looks like he's trying too hard. There's a difference between a "rugged" look and a "messy" look, and CF is the latter, which only makes him look stupid.
Of course, I'm not one for the pretty boys either. Give me a man who is comfortable in his own skin and knows he's a good man worth having. Confidence is sexy as hell, but conceit smells like ball sweat.
CF just looks like an arrogant prick (if ever there were someone who looked and acted self-absorbed), and arrogant pricks go down with less creativity than the hose on a vacuum, even including the attachments.
By Stephanie, on 12:06 PM
I can't imagine how he has the time to create all of the blockbuster movies that he's churning out when he's so busy stalking all of these perfectly sane beauties.
As an Irish-American, I demand that he stop insulting my heritage by being such a douche.
By CK1, on 12:20 PM
I'd pay him to stalk me.
By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM
prettyboy, as a woman I'd tell you, but frankly I haven't got the faintest idea what other women find sexy in Farrell. He always strikes me as unstable and kind of grimy. He acts like he's just a good-time Irish lad, but GTILs are a lot less... volatile. His clothes always look like he slept in them. He always has a five o'clock shadow. And he looks like he smells a little.
And I HATE those eyebrows. I'm not asking for shaping, but it looks like he's got sea urchins over his eyes.
By Anonymous, on 12:41 PM
Um, you put this dirty pig in a spotlight and leave the Matthew McConaughey's pics for a link? Shame on you! SPOTLIGHT THAT BOY! Damn, he is one fine looking man! ;-)
By Anonymous, on 12:59 PM
Dirty or not, I would lick him and suck him from head to toe. He's so damn hot.
By marissa, on 1:03 PM
She's a crazy ass bitch...I went to her Myspace page courtesy of thesuperficial.com, and she even had a link to her S/M sex romp with Alec Baldwin! Hilarious! This is the perfect match for Colin Farrell, but she's a bit on the delusional insance sign, so I'm pretty sure he's NOT stalking her, might be the other way around actually...
By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM
Colin Farrell is a "Dark Twisted Puppy"? I've always thought of him as a Wee Irish Fart. Now I'll have to go around calling him a Wee Dark Twisted Irish Puppy Fart.
Try saying that one ten times fast.
By Vigilante, on 1:30 PM
damnnn that man is sexxxyyyyy. i'd definatelyyyy do thatt! mmmm hmmmm :)
By Anonymous, on 1:32 PM
...during their encounters together.
So, um, they fucked?
Winner.
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
i'm sure theres prettyboys out there who would eat pussy.......i wont until im married. i work out i have 6pack abs, i played football in high school, i keep my clothes ironed my fashion is always up to date i can dance and i can charm a bitch and make her panties wet without even trying.
yet theres other men who look like they dont shower nor brush their teeth and have 5inch penises and beer bellys plus dont give a damn about their looks or how they dress and get the same females as i do.............something is not right.
and all u mutha fuckas in here who said pretty boys are gay...you can suck my ass with a crazy straw. don't be mad because you can't look as good as me and pull the fine bitches that i do.
haters
By prettyboy, on 2:37 PM
"prettyboy", you're black, so of course you can dance (or you're another Kevin Federline).
And most women don't want men with no sexual experience. Especially no experience giving head.
Don't "hate on" all those "mutha fuckas" because your girls are cheating on you with men who know how to fuck and don't care about keeping up with the latest trends, you fruity bastard.
By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM
"i can charm a bitch"
"all u mutha fuckas"
"you can suck my ass with a crazy straw"
"pull the fine bitches"
Yes, you're very charming.
And smart, too.
By Anonymous, on 2:46 PM
He looks puffy.
By s. coombs, on 2:46 PM
prettyboy - you won't eat pussy until you're married? Yes, you're gay.
By Anonymous, on 2:52 PM
God Bless the Irish!!! And thank them for that boy! He is the meaning of EYE CANDY.
By Anonymous, on 3:31 PM
I like that Dessarae promotes the Colin Farrell sex video on her website:
HELLO ALL !!!
I AM NOW SHOWING THE COLIN FARRELL SEX VIDEO AT MY SITE FOR FREE
www.blessedadventurepub.com
DICK N' ALL
TELL A FRIEND - CHECK IT OUT
-BECAUSE I JUST FELT LIKE IT
...And thank you for all of your great emails and comments on both my profiles.
CIAO
DESSARAE
By Anonymous, on 4:03 PM
In a year he will be doing amco commercials.
By Anonymous, on 4:09 PM
I'm a straight girl, and I NEVER saw anything great about this guy, Colin Farrell. Never. He's poop on my shoe.
He kinda looks like Joey Lawrence though, and that guy's nothing to look at as well. I dunno what people see ... I must have some other vision, doggy vision, that's gotta be it.
By Anonymous, on 4:42 PM
Lay off prettyboy. His sex life is his biz. Got a problem with him not being impressed by Farrell? That's your crush talking, sweets!
By Anonymous, on 5:30 PM
Looking at Colin Farrell makes me realize how tired I am of looking at chicks. Bring the hotness.
By Anonymous, on 6:10 PM
I want that man less and less every time I see some skank ass chick he's nailed. That Dessarae bitch is a nasty, fugly ho. Yuck. I'd have a hard time getting that image out of my head, but I'd be willing to try as long as he sterilized his dick first.
By Anonymous, on 6:15 PM
First Colin Farrell is linked to the socialite male model Cory Bernstein. Then Elaine Lancaster a drag queen. Then Nicole Narain the Playboy centerfold, and this bitch Dessarae posted it on the corythemodel.com guestbook how she has the tape. Something must have happened with Dessarae and Colin and he rejected her and she wants revenge. So Hollywood .
By Anonymous, on 6:49 PM
this guy is such a rehab story waiting to happen. *yawn*
By Anonymous, on 7:12 PM
Anon 3:31 "God Bless the Irish!!! And thank them for that boy! He is the meaning of EYE CANDY."
AMEN sister! He may be a dirty little bad boy but boy he is great to look at!
By Anonymous, on 7:26 PM
Anonymous July 21, 2006 2:41 PM you are clearly racist and ignorant. god knows who the hell told you i'm black or white or any race for that matter. why can't i be biracial or multiracial or puerto rican or asian??? also what makes you think white people cant dance?? i know white people who can probably dance as good as i can.
and no girl leaves me becuz i dont do relationships. i get mine and she gets hers and she spoils me wrotten. so i'm even if my "friends with benefits" were sleeping with other men doesnt harm me becuz i still get sex and i still get their money. unlike most of the men on this planet...i dont need to approach a fine bitch...they usually approach me. im hot and my game is that damn good.
By prettyboy, on 7:43 PM
^^umm, anyone else get the feeling prettyboy is 16 and still living at home?
By Anonymous, on 7:57 PM
prettyboy.. for the sake of saving yourself further embarassment i strongly suggest you shut up. you're just making things worse for yourself. not only can you not spell or speak proper grammar for shit, you're doing a really bad job at defending yourself. you get sex and their money? what the fuck? are you a manwhore or something?
By Anonymous, on 7:59 PM
Oh, so "prettyboy" fucks girls but won't eat pussy until he's married??
Well, that on top of you sounding like and ignorant fucking moron who can't spell and a closeted gay fashion victim makes you quite a catch! I can't believe you're not married already!
P.S. If you're not black, then you sound like you're trying too hard to be black. You're also not helping the sterotype that black guys sound (and write) like ignorant ghetto, Ebonics speaking fools.
By Anonymous, on 8:04 PM
my grammar doesnt need to be perfect on some damn online blogger. imma pre-law major and im damn sure half of you in here arent even in college. as for living hat home..i've been out my house since i was 18.
as for using females...why not. if i see a bitch who has money imma use her for what she has. if we're not in a relationship and she keeps coming back for my sex then imma get something from her in return and that is to make her spoil me.
I feel as though I am god's gift to earth. I'm young, intelligent, i have goals in life, i look good, i live on my own, i'm independent, athletic, and the list goes on. so keep hating little ones.
By prettyboy, on 12:44 PM
"I feel as though I am god's gift to earth. I'm young, intelligent, i have goals in life, i look good, i live on my own, i'm independent, athletic, and the list goes on. so keep hating little ones. "
i actually choked with laughter on that one.
why don't you post a picture up of yourself then, "god's gift to earth". hahahaha
most likely, you're nothing but an average loser with a really big ego.
By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM
pre-law!!!
lol. now that was funny. watching reruns of LA Law does not make you a pre-law major. nice try, though.
i am a lawyer, and if you're going to become one, i weep for the future of my profession.
thank god it's clear you're full of shit though.
By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
Uh, last time I checked, "pre-law" isn't a "major." People who go to school to become lawyers are usually English majors, and judging from what I read from "prettyboy" here, it would be almost impossible for him to pass a basic junior high level English class.
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
Getting the distinct feeling "pretty-boy" is a poser troll just fuckin' with y'all. The real "pretty-boy" doesn't read like this.
By Anonymous, on 2:45 PM
that's some good comedy *pretty boy*. maybe you should work for todd & jenny.
By Anonymous, on 5:12 PM
i'm a pre law student with a double major in business admin and political science just for correction and most pre law students are not english majors they are english minors with majors in business admin. or pol/sci.
so yes continue to say i'm full of shit. Just know that one day when I cop my Lambo you'll be shinning my tires.
By prettyboy, on 8:50 PM
prettyboy- you'll never pass the LSAT. The only chance you have is if you get to write at the same time as a whole room full of prettyboys. Cheer up though. you can always go teach English in Japan.
By Anonymous, on 10:51 PM
I DON'T SEE YOUR PICTURE UP YET PRETTYBOY!
where is it?
By Anonymous, on 11:35 PM
What I think is FUNNY:
All the ugly women on here who go "I don't find Colin the least bit sexy, blah, blah, blah", but would blow him in front of a crowd of their fat friends if he even looked in their direction.....
By MohandasKGanja, on 11:31 AM
Know why colin farrel looks so uneasy back in Miami? Cause he fucked 3 of my friends while shooting Miami Vice, and worried they'd show up to the premiere. They didn't. There right here....
You're safe bro...
By Mateo, on 11:45 PM
Poor guy. This woman's like a crazy stink that won't go away. I say have her killed. Celebs don't go to jail for shit like that.
By Anonymous, on 10:42 AM
Colin Farrell did three of your friends? Either you have slutty friends or a secret fan club of groupies who enjoy him muchly, but either way, I doubt they made much of an impression, or made him "uneasy".
He's just not that into you[r friends].
By Anonymous, on 8:30 PM
Colin Farrell a puppy?
Nah. More like a ferret. A dark, scurrying little ferret. With piercings.
By david trimble, on 4:42 AM
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