i wish real people in the real world could wear clothes like that without being ridiculously slutty. looks like so much fun. i'd be hot in that, too. :(
Fred Durst had female fans? That's total news to me...as for Xtina's dress, she'll do anything to draw attention away from her constantly annoying blood red lipstick to her still bowlegged legs...oh, and she's probably not wearing any underwear to boot...I haven't seen her fug husband with her in awhile, are they still married even?
I had a big crush on Fred Durst until I saw that sex tape. That was so fucking unsexy and gross. That girl faked any orgasm if she bothered faking at all.
stop calling yourself "hot" without backing it up with proof.
i don't buy it for a second. or are you scared that you'll get torn to shreds because you're not really that hot? but, if you really were hot, you'd have nothing to worry about now, would you?
2:15 - I'm not even one of the girls with the "I'm hot" comments, but I couldn't help but tell you, you're so retarded I'm amazed you can even type on the keyboard. Do you have a special helmet? Is someone there wiping the drool off your chin as you read this?
I'm 2:04 PM, and I'm a GUY, you tool! I was hoping you would be smooth enough to get these girls to show their pics, but apparently you're just a fat, virgin nerd typing from your mom's basement.
I can´t stand her anymore! I can´t stand her lipstick, that fake hair, those unfashioned clothes, those Garrincha legs! Oh my! And that song sucks! It´s awful!
fred durst is an ass. he talked about all those women he had sex with and then we saw the porno of his incredibly small penis and he disseapears. damn karma must be a bitch.
and god damn does christina look sexy. i would bang that up to shreds. all of you guys in here hating on her slight bowleggedness is sexy. the way she struts and walks has always been sexy in my opinion.
oh my GOD. enough with all the 'are you or aren't you' talk. you know what? this is the internet. you'll NEVER know. i'm actually a 78-yr-old morbidly obese man. no, wait, i'm a 7-yr-old transsexual.
my comment was about her CLOTHES for chrissake. i feel absolutely no need to prove anything to anyone.
i agree with previous comments, christina needs to lay off the foundation. but i think she looks okay in the dress thereve been worse. animal print is definatly out...
@ 2:51: Sorry, but Madonna did it before BOTH of them, and Marilyn Monroe, Marlene Dietrich and Mamie Van Doren (and others) did it before her, so don't go thinking Gwen Stefani's look is anything close to original.
I saw that sex tape. I watched it over and over because it was so stupid and hilarious. Fred Durst has a SMALL dick. There was no reason to show that off. He was fucking a tiny, skinny girl and STILL looked small.
The person who's defending his dick must be a guy with a small dick. I'm sorry you're small, but hopefully you know how to eat pussy really well to make up for it!
Christina's a more talented singer than Gwen Stefani. She has more range, and she's even able to hit a high C, which is impossible for most singers. Gwen Stefani is also a great musician, songwriter, singer and I'm sure Christina would say that, too. Neither of them have a look (hair and makeup wise) which hasn't copied other people, so saying Christina copies Gwen is just silly.
Aguilera and Stefani's music and styles are completely different. Why would anyone think to compare the two and play them against each other? "x-stinka"? How old are you, anyway?
bongo jones: Hey I looked at the Frederick's online store but no dice. I probably have to go into the store. foiled again! Thanks for the help though :)
"Fred Durst had female fans? That's total news to me...as for Xtina's dress, she'll do anything to draw attention away from her constantly annoying blood red lipstick to her still bowlegged legs...oh, and she's probably not wearing any underwear to boot...I haven't seen her fug husband with her in awhile, are they still married even? "
do you seriously have nothing else to say about her other than she is bowlegged? .. you're retarded. who fucking cares if she is.
i've watched a lot of amateur porn and witnessed a lot of smaller dicks than durst's. from what i remember, he was about average. not that i care.. i'm bigger than him, i just don't like it when people say things that aren't true, even if it's slamming a douchebag like him.
How funny is this? Most of the time Jenny and Todd make fun of female celebs and their body parts, but as soon as Jenny makes fun of a guy and HIS SMALL DICK, then it's not cool. It's okay for you guys to make fun of small tits, ugly implants, cellulite, but you better stop at that small dick stuff!
Fred Durst has a small dick. Last year when his cell phone was hacked and that video was made available, all anyone could talk about was how fat and hairy he looked and how small his dick is. It's okay to defend to small dicks, but don't even try to lie and say Fred's is anything close to being big or above average - even "average" is giving him too much credit.
7:59- I think most guys like to say it's big or above average because they actually believe that 5 inches is average. They tell that to themselves so they feel better thinking their 6 inch penis is above average. Sorry guys, 5 inches is not average. I scoff at anything less than 7 inches.
But if all you guys want to think that your 5 inch penis is average because it makes you feel better at night then don't let me burst your tiny jizz bubble.
9:26 - so you say, but that's not what science says.
Here are the statistics on erect penis lengths for white college men, in quarter-inch lengths measured by The Alfred C. Kinsey Institute for Sex Research (from the point where the penis meets the body along the top to its tip): 23.9 percent were 6 inches (the largest percentage), 14.3 percent, the next largest percentage were 6.5 inches
A sample of 60 men studied by researchers at the University of California at San Francisco determined that the average size of their erect penises was 5.1 inches long and 4.9 inches in girth.
so as you can see, it's closer to the truth that you are, in fact, just a bitch.
9:35 pm You didn't reference that very well...no date, no publication information etc. No points for you.
60 men in California you say have an average of 5.1 inches. So 60 men in California are going to represent the entire male population of the world in penis length?
I'm just glad I don't live in California. Canadian men have much bigger penises.
i'm not in denial. my penis is large, though not as large as some guy's, and DEFINITELY not as large as black guys. and i've been told it's large by multiple girls, so it's not just me. :) you girls don't want guys to be unrealistic about breast size or skinniness, well i don't like girls to be unrealistic about penis size. but i guess it's up to the girl. for some reason, some girls seem to get a lot of sensation from smaller penises, and some don't.
Yeah right, 11:00, girls prefer small, skinny dicks which can't even begin to properly arouse their G-Spots to bring them to orgasm. You've fucked some really nice girls who didn't want to hurt your feelings because you really can't help being born with a small dick. You can make up for it with larger dildos and good tongue and finger skills though, so you're not out of luck.
If Fred Durst wasn't embarrassed about that video, then he would have let it go, but he had his lawyers and all his "people" sue and threaten everyone over it because he knows he looked like an ugly, balding, old, fatass with a small cock. It's hard to follow Tommy Lee.
My penis is 3 inches when fully erect but the prostitute I hired when I lost my virginity says that size doesn't matter. She would know because she's a prostitute and has sex alot. Other people said she said that because I was paying her but she seemed really sincere.
Any girls who say Christina looks slutty are just as jealous as I am. She looks fantastic with her dress and shoes plus red lipstick. Also, she's not even wearing a thong when she knows she could raise up about 2 dozen notches if she did.
This is by far the funniest thread in a long time. Penis size only matters when you are single, cause after marriage, you never get to use it again anyway."for some reason, some girls seem to get a lot of sensation from smaller penises, and some don't." Thank you Dr. Ruth. "not as large as black guys". Urban myth. No pun intended."G-Spots". Another nice try. Varies by woman.
Oh yes...finally an interesting debate yet everybody (guys?) seem to be uncomfortable with it. Afraid of the truth perhaps? I guess we can all get back to the very exciting debates over wether Kelly Clarkson is fat or if "mysteriousness" is a word because that is just sooo much fun to talk about.
To the person who gave the little snippet about the penis study and length average. With all due respect to the Alfred C. Kinsey Institute for Sex Research, I've done a field study of my own and of the 60+ guys I've had sex with I would say that they average about 7 inches in penis length. I'm not a slut, it was all in the name of science research.
Maybe I can just get guys to erect more fully than the researchers at the institute.
"I've done a field study of my own and of the 60+ guys I've had sex with I would say that they average about 7 inches in penis length." With all due respect to your sausage fest, 7" isn't a surveyed average. I believe the actual relied upon surveys would bare this out. I have listened to Dr. Drew for years and this subject comes up (via high school girls curiosity) several times a year. Drew is a pretty reliable Doc. If memory serves me right, the avererage is around 5-1/2 to 6". Your getting about an inch more than the average, and you probably deserve it. Enjoy. Strangely enough, Drew has said it is his experience(from complaints that he has heard of) of more complaints of the penis size of their partners being to large vs to small. Obviously, it varies by woman. Some have said any less than 8" and they boot them out the door. Other women have booted guys because the cock size was greater than 6" (they said they find it painful, they would rather have girth.) One guy actually said his penis was 2" when errect. I felt sorry for him. Drew told him to learn how to "double down".
Yes, girth is way more important than length, and I'm sure I wasn't the only woman who noticed Fred Durst has no girth to brag about. That thing is skinny!
Um, most of the people bagging on female celebs here for being fat or slutty or fake titted bimboes are women. Men just don't care that much either way.
I don't think the discussion on dick size makes men uncomfortable because by a certain age most men have figured out that they can still have a woman fall completely in love with them even if they have a small one. Women always find the damndest reasons for falling for and staying with a guy no matter how inadequate he might be. Most women know this too.
The women making a big to-do about dick size here and putting down other commenters by saying they have a small dick are probably embittered sluts or ugly women who have had men shit on them and love to have the penis size thing as a way to get revenge. Only problem is, once again, most men above a certain age just don't care that much either way.
And because I know what some may think when reading this comment, I'm above average - how much above is my business.
To the (small dicked) guy who says men don't care how small their dicks are, that's exactly why women leave you. You couldn't back that up with "but we make up for it and give them orgasms using things other than our small dicks" and that's what makes people like you bad lays and your women cheat on you.
the whole thing about the size of guys' penises based on their race is just bogus.
i've seen some black guys with small dicks and some asian guys with big ones.
it's just a myth.
false. black guys really do have bigger ones. i've never seen one asian guy with a big penis, yet i've never seen a white guy that could even HOPE to have as big a dick as many black guys do. for anyone who says race doesn't physically matter... then why is every NBA player black?
yes, there are more important things about a quality guy than penis size, but a quality guy WITH a nice sized sausage is the best of all worlds. there is just something underwhelming about sex with a guy packing a 3 incher that no amount of great personality can overcome.
If you guys had a choice between two equally hot girls, one with small breasts and one with large breasts..which would you choose? I'm sure we all know the answer to that one.
Same goes for girls if we had the choice of a large or small penis...we'd all choose the bigger one.
To the person who said every NBA player is black--have you ever watched an NBA game? I believe the 2005 and 2006 NBA MVP is a white guy named Steve Nash. Wow, a white guy in the NBA. Not only that but he is the league MVP!! Now I'm sure he has a small penis but...
AAhh this reminds me of a conversation I had with my ex.
Proving that his seven inch penis was above average, he whipped out a maxim magazine and showed me the same research statistics that 5 inches was average. (Do all guys have a copy of this study to whip out whenever they need to prove themselves? ) I didn't have the heart to tell him that I wanted a re-measure of his cock and that in fact in my books he was average.
Now the happy feel good part. Looking back, it wasn't his penis size that made him the best. It was the fact that he took the time to find out what I liked.
The moral is don't worry all you out there with the 5 inch penises. You can make up for it with your tongue, fingers and letting yourselves be open to suggestions.
"false. black guys really do have bigger ones. i've never seen one asian guy with a big penis, yet i've never seen a white guy that could even HOPE to have as big a dick as many black guys do. for anyone who says race doesn't physically matter... then why is every NBA player black?"
are you trying to tell me what i said was false? because i've seen it with my own eyes. i'm a girl and therefore actually have seen guys' penises. you're probably just a black guy who's trying to boost your self esteem, with your whole "NBA players are all black" bullshit.
all in all, we can agree that we'd all rather prfer a good looking guy with an average size penis than an ugly shitfaced one with a big one. the same with the way guys feel about hot girls and her boobs. who cares if theyre on the small size as long as she has a pretty face.
i saw durst in RI a few weeks back and he;s weighing seriously no more than 150 lbs (HEROIN WILL DO that). and i know at least 5 guys his fiance has fucked within the past 6 months. i have a hunch this ones gonna last
"If you guys had a choice between two equally hot girls, one with small breasts and one with large breasts..which would you choose? I'm sure we all know the answer to that one." When I was under 30, it would have been the girl with the larger breasts. Over 30, it comes down to which woman turns me on the most. Not only physically, but also mentally.
The little wee wee talk is getting nauseating. If you have a penis, good for you. In my opinion, when it comes to guys, I don't care what size it is as long as it's clean. Done.
If you guys had a choice between two equally hot girls, one with small breasts and one with large breasts..which would you choose? I'm sure we all know the answer to that one.
not necessarily. it depends on the quality of the breasts, not the quantity. i've seen some amazing big breasts, and some amazing small breasts. really it's all about the quality for me. big does not equal better.
are you trying to tell me what i said was false? because i've seen it with my own eyes. i'm a girl and therefore actually have seen guys' penises.
yes, i'm saying what you said was false. i've seen a lot more penises than you, because i watch amateur porn every day, and i have never, never, never seen white guys that measure up to these black guys. these black guys have websites with names like monsters of cock (just one of many examples), and believe me, BELIEVE ME, these things are so huge, i don't even know how they walk around in clothes and not get noticed everywhere. and i'm white, but i'm not clueless. it's obvious to anyone who isn't delusional that black men are better athletes and more muscular than whites, so why couldn't they also be different in penis size?
Because, as we all know, pornography is a fair representation of the male population.
Or, perhaps, could it be that the porn makers won't put the average sized black guys in porn, because that would negate the stereotype, and no one wants to have that stereotype messed up?
Maybe on average black > white, but that doesn't mean that all black men have bigger dicks than ALL the white men.
I like how a chick comes on here, says she's seen black guys with below average size with her OWN EYES, and porno fanatic up there has the balls to tell her his "amateur" porn viewing somehow trumps that.
I'd like to point out that, on average, women in America wear a size 0 and have huge boobs. I mean, that's what the movies and TV tell me.
I'm sure for every fat white guy there's a fat black guy. ;)
Black people appear more muscular because darker toned skin conveys definition/shadow better than lighter toned skin. That's why white bodybuilders tan themselves to look like leather handbags. lol
The NBA is far from 'all black'. Nearly 40% of the league is caucasian/international players. Expect that percentage to increase with each passing year. It's a matter of fundamentals (ie: shooting, passing, team play). Shaq calls it the 'And1 Mix tape culture'. What he means by that is that alot of young African American players are more concerned with 'trick-dribbling' the length of the court than putting the ball in the basket. Flame me all you'd like, I'm only repeating what the Diesel said.
The irony of Shaq saying that is that one if his current teammates (Jason Williams AKA 'White Chocolate') is white and the 'flashiest' player in the league. Anyone else remember the 'elbow pass'? :)
Christina Aguilera can't sing.She has a voice but can't sing.Screaming isn't singing.Her voice annnoys me. She isn't beautiful.But that's not important,she is a singer and doesn't have to be beautiful.
Biggest penis I ever had the pleasure of enjoying was on a white guy. The two black guys I had sex with had impressive penises but white guy still wins.
"Anonymous said... "the wee-wee talk is getting nauseating"
A wee-wee? Are you in Grade 3? It's called a PENIS.
July 24, 2006 10:45 AM"
THAT was sarcasm dickhead. All I'm reading is about ya'lls "little buddy's" and it's nauseating. I said Penis in my post too, but for now on it's a goddamned WEE WEE
102 Comments:
damn shes fine
By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM
i wish real people in the real world could wear clothes like that without being ridiculously slutty. looks like so much fun. i'd be hot in that, too. :(
By Anonymous, on 1:46 PM
Crap. The Kelly thread is so much more interesting.
By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM
Ugh, those shoes are fugly
By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM
Oh God, that Fred Durst sex tape. I was so embarrassed for him. He lost like all of his female fans when that one came out. What a disappointment!
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
Chrsitina is so trashy. 1:46 PM, you're right, that is ridiculously slutty.
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
I wish no one would wear animal print. It's always ugly. The rest of the outfit and her are hot, though.
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
I'd wear that to a club. It's actually more than a lot of girls wear. She's practically fully clothed.
The Fred Durst part was funny, Jenny!
By Anonymous, on 1:55 PM
Fred Durst had female fans? That's total news to me...as for Xtina's dress, she'll do anything to draw attention away from her constantly annoying blood red lipstick to her still bowlegged legs...oh, and she's probably not wearing any underwear to boot...I haven't seen her fug husband with her in awhile, are they still married even?
By Anonymous, on 1:57 PM
once again, any idiot who posts "i'm hot" or "i'd look hot in that" has no credibility and is full of shit until they post their pic.
By Anonymous, on 1:58 PM
"oh, and she's probably not wearing any underwear to boot"
Uh, did you even click on those pictures? Underwear and bra was all I saw.
By Anonymous, on 2:01 PM
I had a big crush on Fred Durst until I saw that sex tape. That was so fucking unsexy and gross. That girl faked any orgasm if she bothered faking at all.
By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM
Christina's legs are an odd shape...
By Anonymous, on 2:03 PM
1:58 - Calling someone an idiot and then asking to see a picture of them won't get you a picture of them. You're really smooth.
By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
She looks fantastic. She's a hot little tart.
By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM
Britney Spears must inhale a Sam's Club sized box of Twinkies and cry every time she sees pictures like this of Christina.
By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
Man, she's smokin'!! Where is her husband these days?
I wish she'd lay off the cake foundation though. Very artificial looking.
Fred Durst=ridiculous jackass.
By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
2:03 PM
Yeah, especially in the 3rd pic.
By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM
July 21, 2006 2:04 PM
your post = just another excuse.
stop calling yourself "hot" without backing it up with proof.
i don't buy it for a second. or are you scared that you'll get torn to shreds because you're not really that hot? but, if you really were hot, you'd have nothing to worry about now, would you?
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn...
By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM
2:15 - I'm not even one of the girls with the "I'm hot" comments, but I couldn't help but tell you, you're so retarded I'm amazed you can even type on the keyboard. Do you have a special helmet? Is someone there wiping the drool off your chin as you read this?
By Anonymous, on 2:26 PM
You can always tell when school's out and parents aren't monitoring their kids' Internet use.
By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM
I'm 2:04 PM, and I'm a GUY, you tool! I was hoping you would be smooth enough to get these girls to show their pics, but apparently you're just a fat, virgin nerd typing from your mom's basement.
By Anonymous, on 2:30 PM
I don't know, guys. I'm thinking 2:15 is more likely one of the fat, ugly, bitter girls from the Kelly Clarkson thread.
By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM
I can´t stand her anymore! I can´t stand her lipstick, that fake hair, those unfashioned clothes, those Garrincha legs! Oh my!
And that song sucks! It´s awful!
By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM
I don't like the fake boobies, but that ass is nothing to frown at.
CHRISTINA'S ass. I wasn't referring to that ass known as Fred Durst.
By joejoe, on 2:37 PM
Where is her husband these days?
July 21, 2006 2:12 PM
You mean Rick Moranis?
By torg of zorg, on 2:44 PM
I would hit that ass anytime
By Anonymous, on 2:45 PM
for all of you clever, pithy witticists out there, i simply say to you: "if you have to say you are, you probably aren't."
or prove it otherwise.
simple.
By Anonymous, on 2:45 PM
fred durst is an ass. he talked about all those women he had sex with and then we saw the porno of his incredibly small penis and he disseapears. damn karma must be a bitch.
and god damn does christina look sexy. i would bang that up to shreds. all of you guys in here hating on her slight bowleggedness is sexy. the way she struts and walks has always been sexy in my opinion.
By prettyboy, on 2:46 PM
i don't know which is more disturbing, her carrot spray on tan or her bow legs.
By Anonymous, on 2:48 PM
Man. She's got some smokin' legs.
(Straight chick here)
Yum.
By Anonymous, on 2:48 PM
Pith.
Yeth.
By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
i wonder who x-stinka would have copied had gwen stefani not existed?
By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM
wait...fred durst is still alive? damn...my voodoo doll didn't work...oh well...back to the drawing board...
By Anonymous, on 3:04 PM
hi, poster #2 here.
oh my GOD. enough with all the 'are you or aren't you' talk. you know what? this is the internet. you'll NEVER know. i'm actually a 78-yr-old morbidly obese man. no, wait, i'm a 7-yr-old transsexual.
my comment was about her CLOTHES for chrissake. i feel absolutely no need to prove anything to anyone.
By Anonymous, on 3:07 PM
ew.. fred... ew
i agree with previous comments, christina needs to lay off the foundation. but i think she looks okay in the dress thereve been worse. animal print is definatly out...
By rae, on 3:34 PM
why did she have to ruin that dress by wearing bra & panties, She must know we want nipple & coochie. Fred durst is a dirt bag.
By Anonymous, on 4:05 PM
fred who??
By Anonymous, on 4:22 PM
I posted about this the other day and I'm saying it again - I'm really into the stylishly inked married assistant in the background of picture #1
By Anonymous, on 4:24 PM
She looks awesome to me! (yes, I'm a straight girl too)
But I was distracted by the guy in the 4th pic with the white "Fred Flintstone" shoes. ew!
By Anonymous, on 4:24 PM
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO MAKES THAT DRESS CHRISTINA IS WEARING? Because I love it. If you know, please tell. :) Thanks!
By Anonymous, on 4:26 PM
i love her shoes and her purse, shelooks great!
By Anonymous, on 4:44 PM
July 21, 2006 4:26 PM - Frederick's of Hollywood.
By bongo jones, on 5:09 PM
Damn, she's sexy. I bet she's all kinds of kinky, too. So hot.
By Anonymous, on 5:12 PM
@ 2:51: Sorry, but Madonna did it before BOTH of them, and Marilyn Monroe, Marlene Dietrich and Mamie Van Doren (and others) did it before her, so don't go thinking Gwen Stefani's look is anything close to original.
By Anonymous, on 5:20 PM
marrying someone you just met.. always a genius move
but in durst's defense, he doesn't have a small dick
By Anonymous, on 5:32 PM
Durst doesn't have a small dick?!?!
http://www.beerandshots.com/celebrities/fred-durst-sex-tape/fred-and-the-starfish.gif
Yes, he does!
By Anonymous, on 5:39 PM
^ Um, not that I care but you can hardly tell anything about his dick from that shot. He's fully inserted there. Even Tommy Lee looks small that way.
By Anonymous, on 5:44 PM
I saw that sex tape. I watched it over and over because it was so stupid and hilarious. Fred Durst has a SMALL dick. There was no reason to show that off. He was fucking a tiny, skinny girl and STILL looked small.
The person who's defending his dick must be a guy with a small dick. I'm sorry you're small, but hopefully you know how to eat pussy really well to make up for it!
By Anonymous, on 5:50 PM
"Even Tommy Lee looks small that way."
No, actually Tommy always looked like he was splitting Pam in half in that video.
By Anonymous, on 5:52 PM
@5:20: i know it's not an *original look* on anybody but i still think x-stinka's biting gwen specifically pretty hard.
By Anonymous, on 7:11 PM
Christina's a more talented singer than Gwen Stefani. She has more range, and she's even able to hit a high C, which is impossible for most singers. Gwen Stefani is also a great musician, songwriter, singer and I'm sure Christina would say that, too. Neither of them have a look (hair and makeup wise) which hasn't copied other people, so saying Christina copies Gwen is just silly.
By Anonymous, on 7:16 PM
Aguilera and Stefani's music and styles are completely different. Why would anyone think to compare the two and play them against each other? "x-stinka"? How old are you, anyway?
By Anonymous, on 7:18 PM
bongo jones: Hey I looked at the Frederick's online store but no dice. I probably have to go into the store. foiled again! Thanks for the help though :)
By Anonymous, on 7:29 PM
anonymous 1:57 PM said..
"Fred Durst had female fans? That's total news to me...as for Xtina's dress, she'll do anything to draw attention away from her constantly annoying blood red lipstick to her still bowlegged legs...oh, and she's probably not wearing any underwear to boot...I haven't seen her fug husband with her in awhile, are they still married even? "
do you seriously have nothing else to say about her other than she is bowlegged? .. you're retarded. who fucking cares if she is.
and secondly.. she is wearing underwear, dumbass.
By Anonymous, on 7:40 PM
um anonymous 7:29 PM.. i think whoever posted fredericks was just being sarcastic
By Anonymous, on 7:48 PM
i've watched a lot of amateur porn and witnessed a lot of smaller dicks than durst's. from what i remember, he was about average. not that i care.. i'm bigger than him, i just don't like it when people say things that aren't true, even if it's slamming a douchebag like him.
By Anonymous, on 7:51 PM
How funny is this? Most of the time Jenny and Todd make fun of female celebs and their body parts, but as soon as Jenny makes fun of a guy and HIS SMALL DICK, then it's not cool. It's okay for you guys to make fun of small tits, ugly implants, cellulite, but you better stop at that small dick stuff!
Fred Durst has a small dick. Last year when his cell phone was hacked and that video was made available, all anyone could talk about was how fat and hairy he looked and how small his dick is. It's okay to defend to small dicks, but don't even try to lie and say Fred's is anything close to being big or above average - even "average" is giving him too much credit.
By Anonymous, on 7:59 PM
Christina is hot!
By Adriana, on 8:05 PM
7:59- I think most guys like to say it's big or above average because they actually believe that 5 inches is average. They tell that to themselves so they feel better thinking their 6 inch penis is above average. Sorry guys, 5 inches is not average. I scoff at anything less than 7 inches.
But if all you guys want to think that your 5 inch penis is average because it makes you feel better at night then don't let me burst your tiny jizz bubble.
By Anonymous, on 9:26 PM
9:26 - so you say, but that's not what science says.
Here are the statistics on erect penis lengths for white college men, in quarter-inch lengths measured by The Alfred C. Kinsey Institute for Sex Research (from the point where the penis meets the body along the top to its tip): 23.9 percent were 6 inches (the largest percentage), 14.3 percent, the next largest percentage were 6.5 inches
A sample of 60 men studied by researchers at the University of California at San Francisco determined that the average size of their erect penises was 5.1 inches long and 4.9 inches in girth.
so as you can see, it's closer to the truth that you are, in fact, just a bitch.
By Anonymous, on 9:35 PM
9:35 pm You didn't reference that very well...no date, no publication information etc. No points for you.
60 men in California you say have an average of 5.1 inches. So 60 men in California are going to represent the entire male population of the world in penis length?
I'm just glad I don't live in California. Canadian men have much bigger penises.
By Anonymous, on 10:08 PM
9:35 has a 3 inch erect penis but of course he will say he is hot and has an 8 incher.
Hey- how about you post a picture of the little tuna can you call your dick?
By Anonymous, on 10:28 PM
i'm not in denial. my penis is large, though not as large as some guy's, and DEFINITELY not as large as black guys. and i've been told it's large by multiple girls, so it's not just me. :) you girls don't want guys to be unrealistic about breast size or skinniness, well i don't like girls to be unrealistic about penis size. but i guess it's up to the girl. for some reason, some girls seem to get a lot of sensation from smaller penises, and some don't.
By Anonymous, on 11:00 PM
Yeah right, 11:00, girls prefer small, skinny dicks which can't even begin to properly arouse their G-Spots to bring them to orgasm. You've fucked some really nice girls who didn't want to hurt your feelings because you really can't help being born with a small dick. You can make up for it with larger dildos and good tongue and finger skills though, so you're not out of luck.
By Anonymous, on 11:09 PM
If Fred Durst wasn't embarrassed about that video, then he would have let it go, but he had his lawyers and all his "people" sue and threaten everyone over it because he knows he looked like an ugly, balding, old, fatass with a small cock. It's hard to follow Tommy Lee.
By Anonymous, on 11:21 PM
My penis is 3 inches when fully erect but the prostitute I hired when I lost my virginity says that size doesn't matter. She would know because she's a prostitute and has sex alot. Other people said she said that because I was paying her but she seemed really sincere.
By Anonymous, on 12:32 AM
Ok. No more penis talk boys. Let's get Mrs. Hotness in her see through dress. please.
By yo mama, on 12:32 AM
Any girls who say Christina looks slutty are just as jealous as I am. She looks fantastic with her dress and shoes plus red lipstick. Also, she's not even wearing a thong when she knows she could raise up about 2 dozen notches if she did.
By hellop***y, on 12:36 AM
what an unnecessary talk
By Anonymous, on 1:09 AM
^ What?
By Anonymous, on 1:53 AM
Look what Christina's shade of lipstick is called:
http://www.cafepress.com/magnetudes.67038825
LOL!
By Anonymous, on 7:15 AM
This is by far the funniest thread in a long time. Penis size only matters when you are single, cause after marriage, you never get to use it again anyway."for some reason, some girls seem to get a lot of sensation from smaller penises, and some don't." Thank you Dr. Ruth. "not as large as black guys". Urban myth. No pun intended."G-Spots". Another nice try. Varies by woman.
By Anonymous, on 7:30 AM
Oh yes...finally an interesting debate yet everybody (guys?) seem to be uncomfortable with it. Afraid of the truth perhaps? I guess we can all get back to the very exciting debates over wether Kelly Clarkson is fat or if "mysteriousness" is a word because that is just sooo much fun to talk about.
To the person who gave the little snippet about the penis study and length average. With all due respect to the Alfred C. Kinsey Institute for Sex Research, I've done a field study of my own and of the 60+ guys I've had sex with I would say that they average about 7 inches in penis length.
I'm not a slut, it was all in the name of science research.
Maybe I can just get guys to erect more fully than the researchers at the institute.
By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
"not as large as black guys"
the whole thing about the size of guys' penises based on their race is just bogus.
i've seen some black guys with small dicks and some asian guys with big ones.
it's just a myth.
By Anonymous, on 1:37 PM
"I've done a field study of my own and of the 60+ guys I've had sex with I would say that they average about 7 inches in penis length." With all due respect to your sausage fest, 7" isn't a surveyed average. I believe the actual relied upon surveys would bare this out. I have listened to Dr. Drew for years and this subject comes up (via high school girls curiosity) several times a year. Drew is a pretty reliable Doc. If memory serves me right, the avererage is around 5-1/2 to 6". Your getting about an inch more than the average, and you probably deserve it. Enjoy. Strangely enough, Drew has said it is his experience(from complaints that he has heard of) of more complaints of the penis size of their partners being to large vs to small. Obviously, it varies by woman. Some have said any less than 8" and they boot them out the door. Other women have booted guys because the cock size was greater than 6" (they said they find it painful, they would rather have girth.) One guy actually said his penis was 2" when errect. I felt sorry for him. Drew told him to learn how to "double down".
By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM
Yes, girth is way more important than length, and I'm sure I wasn't the only woman who noticed Fred Durst has no girth to brag about. That thing is skinny!
By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
Um, most of the people bagging on female celebs here for being fat or slutty or fake titted bimboes are women. Men just don't care that much either way.
I don't think the discussion on dick size makes men uncomfortable because by a certain age most men have figured out that they can still have a woman fall completely in love with them even if they have a small one. Women always find the damndest reasons for falling for and staying with a guy no matter how inadequate he might be. Most women know this too.
The women making a big to-do about dick size here and putting down other commenters by saying they have a small dick are probably embittered sluts or ugly women who have had men shit on them and love to have the penis size thing as a way to get revenge. Only problem is, once again, most men above a certain age just don't care that much either way.
And because I know what some may think when reading this comment, I'm above average - how much above is my business.
By Anonymous, on 2:42 PM
^ Nice long rant, but back on topic, Fred Durst is packing a small pee pee. He deserves to have people make fun of it because he's an asshole.
That is all.
By Anonymous, on 3:40 PM
I agree girth is much more important than length.
To the (small dicked) guy who says men don't care how small their dicks are, that's exactly why women leave you. You couldn't back that up with "but we make up for it and give them orgasms using things other than our small dicks" and that's what makes people like you bad lays and your women cheat on you.
By Anonymous, on 3:48 PM
the whole thing about the size of guys' penises based on their race is just bogus.
i've seen some black guys with small dicks and some asian guys with big ones.
it's just a myth.
false. black guys really do have bigger ones. i've never seen one asian guy with a big penis, yet i've never seen a white guy that could even HOPE to have as big a dick as many black guys do. for anyone who says race doesn't physically matter... then why is every NBA player black?
By Anonymous, on 4:41 PM
2:42, maybe you're the embittered slut....
By Anonymous, on 5:07 PM
yes, there are more important things about a quality guy than penis size, but a quality guy WITH a nice sized sausage is the best of all worlds. there is just something underwhelming about sex with a guy packing a 3 incher that no amount of great personality can overcome.
By Anonymous, on 5:10 PM
To all the girls who scoff at small penises...
Do you have a C-cup or higher? Do guys scoff at your small breasts?
By Anonymous, on 8:33 PM
If you guys had a choice between two equally hot girls, one with small breasts and one with large breasts..which would you choose? I'm sure we all know the answer to that one.
Same goes for girls if we had the choice of a large or small penis...we'd all choose the bigger one.
To the person who said every NBA player is black--have you ever watched an NBA game? I believe the 2005 and 2006 NBA MVP is a white guy named Steve Nash. Wow, a white guy in the NBA. Not only that but he is the league MVP!!
Now I'm sure he has a small penis but...
By Anonymous, on 9:37 PM
Did I miss something...who is this Fred guy?
By Anonymous, on 10:27 PM
AAhh this reminds me of a conversation I had with my ex.
Proving that his seven inch penis was above average, he whipped out a maxim magazine and showed me the same research statistics that 5 inches was average. (Do all guys have a copy of this study to whip out whenever they need to prove themselves? ) I didn't have the heart to tell him that I wanted a re-measure of his cock and that in fact in my books he was average.
Now the happy feel good part. Looking back, it wasn't his penis size that made him the best. It was the fact that he took the time to find out what I liked.
The moral is don't worry all you out there with the 5 inch penises. You can make up for it with your tongue, fingers and letting yourselves be open to suggestions.
Good luck and happy fucking.
By Anonymous, on 10:38 PM
"false. black guys really do have bigger ones. i've never seen one asian guy with a big penis, yet i've never seen a white guy that could even HOPE to have as big a dick as many black guys do. for anyone who says race doesn't physically matter... then why is every NBA player black?"
are you trying to tell me what i said was false? because i've seen it with my own eyes. i'm a girl and therefore actually have seen guys' penises. you're probably just a black guy who's trying to boost your self esteem, with your whole "NBA players are all black" bullshit.
all in all, we can agree that we'd all rather prfer a good looking guy with an average size penis than an ugly shitfaced one with a big one. the same with the way guys feel about hot girls and her boobs. who cares if theyre on the small size as long as she has a pretty face.
By Anonymous, on 11:32 PM
i saw durst in RI a few weeks back and he;s weighing seriously no more than 150 lbs (HEROIN WILL DO that). and i know at least 5 guys his fiance has fucked within the past 6 months. i have a hunch this ones gonna last
By Anonymous, on 12:44 AM
"If you guys had a choice between two equally hot girls, one with small breasts and one with large breasts..which would you choose? I'm sure we all know the answer to that one." When I was under 30, it would have been the girl with the larger breasts. Over 30, it comes down to which woman turns me on the most. Not only physically, but also mentally.
By Anonymous, on 9:13 AM
It's true, size really does matter.
I only like women with nice tight pussies.
Big stretched out flappy ones are nasty. No way I'm putting my face down in that shit where 100s of guys have been.
By mitch, on 4:12 PM
The little wee wee talk is getting nauseating. If you have a penis, good for you. In my opinion, when it comes to guys, I don't care what size it is as long as it's clean. Done.
By Anonymous, on 4:31 PM
7:16- 1 or 2 C's above middle C? b/c for a soprano, it's not that hard, as I am one. and everyone can do 1 C.
By Anonymous, on 6:01 PM
If you guys had a choice between two equally hot girls, one with small breasts and one with large breasts..which would you choose? I'm sure we all know the answer to that one.
not necessarily. it depends on the quality of the breasts, not the quantity. i've seen some amazing big breasts, and some amazing small breasts. really it's all about the quality for me. big does not equal better.
are you trying to tell me what i said was false? because i've seen it with my own eyes. i'm a girl and therefore actually have seen guys' penises.
yes, i'm saying what you said was false. i've seen a lot more penises than you, because i watch amateur porn every day, and i have never, never, never seen white guys that measure up to these black guys. these black guys have websites with names like monsters of cock (just one of many examples), and believe me, BELIEVE ME, these things are so huge, i don't even know how they walk around in clothes and not get noticed everywhere. and i'm white, but i'm not clueless. it's obvious to anyone who isn't delusional that black men are better athletes and more muscular than whites, so why couldn't they also be different in penis size?
By Anonymous, on 12:42 AM
Because, as we all know, pornography is a fair representation of the male population.
Or, perhaps, could it be that the porn makers won't put the average sized black guys in porn, because that would negate the stereotype, and no one wants to have that stereotype messed up?
Maybe on average black > white, but that doesn't mean that all black men have bigger dicks than ALL the white men.
I like how a chick comes on here, says she's seen black guys with below average size with her OWN EYES, and porno fanatic up there has the balls to tell her his "amateur" porn viewing somehow trumps that.
I'd like to point out that, on average, women in America wear a size 0 and have huge boobs. I mean, that's what the movies and TV tell me.
By Anonymous, on 6:18 AM
"more muscular than whites"
I'm sure for every fat white guy there's a fat black guy. ;)
Black people appear more muscular because darker toned skin conveys definition/shadow better than lighter toned skin. That's why white bodybuilders tan themselves to look like leather handbags. lol
The NBA is far from 'all black'. Nearly 40% of the league is caucasian/international players. Expect that percentage to increase with each passing year. It's a matter of fundamentals (ie: shooting, passing, team play). Shaq calls it the 'And1 Mix tape culture'. What he means by that is that alot of young African American players are more concerned with 'trick-dribbling' the length of the court than putting the ball in the basket. Flame me all you'd like, I'm only repeating what the Diesel said.
The irony of Shaq saying that is that one if his current teammates (Jason Williams AKA 'White Chocolate') is white and the 'flashiest' player in the league. Anyone else remember the 'elbow pass'? :)
This concludes today's session of 'NBA 101'.
By joejoe ---- basketball junkie, on 8:31 AM
Christina Aguilera can't sing.She has a voice but can't sing.Screaming isn't singing.Her voice annnoys me. She isn't beautiful.But that's not important,she is a singer and doesn't have to be beautiful.
By Anonymous, on 9:46 AM
Biggest penis I ever had the pleasure of enjoying was on a white guy. The two black guys I had sex with had impressive penises but white guy still wins.
By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM
"the wee-wee talk is getting nauseating"
A wee-wee? Are you in Grade 3? It's called a PENIS.
By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
"I'd like to point out that, on average, women in America wear a size 0 and have huge boobs."
got the size 0 waist, but not the huge boobs.
DAMN. DOES THIS MEAN I'M NOT NORMAL?
By Anonymous, on 9:24 PM
"Anonymous said...
"the wee-wee talk is getting nauseating"
A wee-wee? Are you in Grade 3? It's called a PENIS.
July 24, 2006 10:45 AM"
THAT was sarcasm dickhead. All I'm reading is about ya'lls "little buddy's" and it's nauseating. I said Penis in my post too, but for now on it's a goddamned WEE WEE
WEE WEEEEEEEEEEEE
By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM
Hey, is that a weiner in your schnitzel or are you just happy to see me?
By mae east, on 4:40 AM
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