Time to sell the house, the cars, and everything. I'm going to win that date, you'll see! And it will be the best day of my life. Of course, all the days after it will suck big time, unless Jessica just happens to be into jobless, homeless, carless, possessionless losers... or she gets pregnant.
Not to ruin the moment, but it doesn't appear that Ms. Biel will be auctioned. There was no mention of it on the Mollypalooza site (check link). The only mention of an auction of dates: -------------------- Also, part of the live auction will be dates with ten locally eligible high school and college men. --------------------
Not my cup of tea, personally, and certainly a long way from Jessica (unless the guys mentioned carry her to the date).
Where did the "date with Jessica" deal come from? All that's mentioned (on a linked page from the "molly" site) is that Jessica will donate a "special" item for auction.
She is one of the only healthy, sane-looking celebutantes to grace the pages of the blogs. Her movies haven't been that great, so what? She's an absolute peach.
so much for all that exercising she still looks so plain..there's absolutely nothing attractive about this woman.. she looks like one of those tom boy soccer girls from high school..
21 Comments:
OMG! SHE'S NOT EXERCISING!!!! =0
By Anonymous, on 9:50 AM
Man, I'd like to smurf Biel rotten.
By Anonymous, on 9:58 AM
... This is a joke, right?
By Gina, on 9:59 AM
Likin' the new soccer mom 'do.
By Anonymous, on 10:02 AM
I've never seen a soccer mom who looked like that.
By Anonymous, on 10:10 AM
2 BILLION DOLLARS AND MY LEFT NUT!
By Anonymous, on 10:13 AM
Time to sell the house, the cars, and everything. I'm going to win that date, you'll see! And it will be the best day of my life. Of course, all the days after it will suck big time, unless Jessica just happens to be into jobless, homeless, carless, possessionless losers... or she gets pregnant.
By Anonymous, on 10:18 AM
Overrated.
Time to Mr. Biel to lay off the bicep curls.
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
Not to ruin the moment, but it doesn't appear that Ms. Biel will be auctioned. There was no mention of it on the Mollypalooza site (check link). The only mention of an auction of dates:
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Also, part of the live auction will be dates with ten locally eligible high school and college men.
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Not my cup of tea, personally, and certainly a long way from Jessica (unless the guys mentioned carry her to the date).
Where did the "date with Jessica" deal come from? All that's mentioned (on a linked page from the "molly" site) is that Jessica will donate a "special" item for auction.
By Anonymous, on 10:49 AM
it's probabaly a chance to go with her to the gym, so she can use you as a punching bag to add some variety to her routine.
By Anonymous, on 11:28 AM
Instead, Jessica should show us if she can lift the Hummer limo with one arm.
Bet she can.
By Oedipa Maas, on 11:32 AM
If the winning bidder expects anal, the bid must be doubled.
By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
If the winning bidder expects anal, the bid must be doubled.
DEAL
i still say this blonde hair doesn't work on her though
By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
The Dmitri cat talks about the "date" aspect.
Personally, I'd pay up to, or possibly exceeding $200 to glaze her donut.
By CK1, on 2:49 PM
She's definitely a cute one but I'm getting a distinctly butch vibe from her. I'm a fearin' she may end up playing for the other team.
Better get em' while they're hot!
By Anonymous, on 3:10 PM
i really dislike her new hair. It's just so... average.
I can afford a grand, just. Somehow i don't think i'd win.
By sam991, on 5:16 PM
She is one of the only healthy, sane-looking celebutantes to grace the pages of the blogs. Her movies haven't been that great, so what? She's an absolute peach.
That's all for now from the Hollywood Insider.
By Hollywood Insider, on 9:08 PM
The "hollywood insider" really sounds like a douche.
By everyone here, on 10:11 AM
Just hope she doesn't crush you like a bug with those manly arms.
By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM
I've always thought Jessica was pretty as well, but I know what you mean about the 'turning' and looking a little too hard as late.
I just hope she doesn't pull a Fergie and pluck her eyebrows in a high arch and get tranny looking. She looks like she could lean that way.
By Anonymous, on 11:16 PM
so much for all that exercising she still looks so plain..there's absolutely nothing attractive about this woman.. she looks like one of those tom boy soccer girls from high school..
By Anonymous, on 7:57 PM
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