Peter Griffin: You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.
Thank you, Jessica, for reminding us all of what a classy young lady should look like. Clean hair, fresh face, tits & ass covered up, cigarettes, cocaine, and cocktails all put away. Thank you.
It's the least you could do to make up for your career choices, but that's neither here nor there. You're a beauty.
ha-HA! I told you fags I would win! And just think, all that money you have been paying for gas is paying for ME to go out with JESSICA BIEL! Thanks suckers!!!
There's no question she's very pretty and has beautiful green eyes but I keep getting this sick, nagging feeling there might not be a whole lot going on behind those eyes.
Few years back I went on a date with this girl who was really beautiful but, well, a little lacking in the brain dep't. Trying to have a conversation with her was like pulling teeth. I swear, I was the happiest man alive when the check came and I could get the hell outta there.
the fact she's a hollywood girl who grew up in Boulder, and he's a vice-pres. of an oil company, I don't see them having a lot in common, but it's cool Jessica got so much money for Molly. Her story has been in the news since it happened here in Denver.
With her being a Hollywood actress that grew up in Boulder, and him being the vice-pres. of an oil company, I somehow doubt they're going to have much in common. However, it's cool that Jess was able to raise so much money for Molly. Her story's been in the news on and off her in Denver since it happen. Really sad. Glad someone was able to help her out. Very cool.
Does anyone else think all this Middle East s*** is just a little to coincidental? I smell a conspiracy to raise oil prices and make $30K in extra cash to get a date w/ Jessica.
But what I want to know is why an 18-yr-old girl is being given treatment at a children's hospital:
"[Molly] Bloom is undergoing rehabilitation at Denver Children’s Hospital."
Jeez. Don't they have enough bald orphans to care for at that place? Now they gotta take in an adult that got mowed over because she had too much punch at her prom?
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Hmm...a guy who buys a girl as a date named John. Nope, no irony here. None at all.
By Oedipa Maas, on 9:31 AM
So she like prostituted herself (albeit for a good cause) and the guy's name is JOHN!?!??! HA HA HA HA *ahem* ...sorry.
By Anonymous, on 9:32 AM
I'd pay more than 30 grand for a date with her.
By Anonymous, on 9:47 AM
lol. good one.
By Anonymous, on 9:47 AM
that tip on the end of her nose is nasty
By Anonymous, on 9:50 AM
Peter Griffin: You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.
Exchange Lohan w/ Biel.
-Myk
By Anonymous, on 10:03 AM
Thank you, Jessica, for reminding us all of what a classy young lady should look like. Clean hair, fresh face, tits & ass covered up, cigarettes, cocaine, and cocktails all put away. Thank you.
It's the least you could do to make up for your career choices, but that's neither here nor there. You're a beauty.
By Anonymous, on 10:35 AM
She's worth a damn sight more than that.
£16,143? Damn, i could almost afford that.
By sam991, on 10:42 AM
She's one of the few hidden treasures in Hollywood.
By jeditemple, on 10:45 AM
If i was rich i would be going on a date with her
By ANGEL, on 10:45 AM
She is classy, talented, (she sings real well), and she's a down to earth girl.
That story is horrible. You rent a hummer and the driver runs you over and drags you?
This is brave of Jessica. I don't think I would do any dates if I was a celebrity, that's too much personal contact, but good for her.
She looks great in the third pic! =)
By Anonymous, on 11:03 AM
ha-HA! I told you fags I would win! And just think, all that money you have been paying for gas is paying for ME to go out with JESSICA BIEL! Thanks suckers!!!
Oh, and I love BUSH!!! George W. Bush, that is...
By "John", on 12:09 PM
She sure does have a purty mouth.
By CK1, on 12:21 PM
There's no question she's very pretty and has beautiful green eyes but I keep getting this sick, nagging feeling there might not be a whole lot going on behind those eyes.
Few years back I went on a date with this girl who was really beautiful but, well, a little lacking in the brain dep't. Trying to have a conversation with her was like pulling teeth. I swear, I was the happiest man alive when the check came and I could get the hell outta there.
By billiam eyes, on 1:47 PM
...and take her home and fuck the shit out of her.
(sorry, I accidentally hit submit before I finished my post)
By billiam eyes, on 4:05 PM
the fact she's a hollywood girl who grew up in Boulder, and he's a vice-pres. of an oil company, I don't see them having a lot in common, but it's cool Jessica got so much money for Molly. Her story has been in the news since it happened here in Denver.
By Kali, on 4:43 PM
With her being a Hollywood actress that grew up in Boulder, and him being the vice-pres. of an oil company, I somehow doubt they're going to have much in common. However, it's cool that Jess was able to raise so much money for Molly. Her story's been in the news on and off her in Denver since it happen. Really sad. Glad someone was able to help her out. Very cool.
By kaliah, on 4:46 PM
Does anyone else think all this Middle East s*** is just a little to coincidental? I smell a conspiracy to raise oil prices and make $30K in extra cash to get a date w/ Jessica.
Not a bad plan, actually...
By Anonymous, on 5:09 PM
No no. The headline should read "soiled", "Jessica Biel was Soiled" (after spending the night with anonymous July 21, 2006 5:18 PM).
*tee hee*
By Anonymous, on 5:18 PM
She looks like a man in that dress yuck!
By Anonymous, on 8:08 PM
But what I want to know is why an 18-yr-old girl is being given treatment at a children's hospital:
"[Molly] Bloom is undergoing rehabilitation at Denver Children’s Hospital."
Jeez. Don't they have enough bald orphans to care for at that place? Now they gotta take in an adult that got mowed over because she had too much punch at her prom?
What's the world coming to?
By Anonymous, on 4:40 AM
... Uh, what's so funny about the guy's name?
(oedipa maas & anon 9:32AM)
By Anonymous, on 4:42 AM
^ "John" is a slang term commonly used by prostitutes when referring to a customer.
By Anonymous, on 2:47 PM
She is amazing, she raised 80% of the money to help this poor girl who has been through a tragedy, what a classy girl :)
And like someone said, if you got the cash, thats a bargain to A. Look like a nice guy and B.Donate some dough.
If it was me id just hang out and talk to her about the teen and her upcming roles, what a doll!
By Anonymous, on 6:58 PM
Anonymous said...
She looks like a man in that dress yuck!
July 21, 2006 8:08 PM
Only one fatty has left a comment? I'm surprised.
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
I would like to foul her facially first, then have her make me a sandwich before asking her to get out of my house at 3 am.
By Anonymous, on 11:40 AM
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