Jessica's not ugly. Wow, Todd you've stooped to an all time low.
Me being a woman with big boobs, and having many friends w/ naturally big boobs as well am offended that in hollywood, it's an assumption that a woman with big boobs had a boob job.
People are so uncreative and ignorant.
News flash: some women have big boobs. Some women don't have big boobs. It is possible, there's this thing called genetics, you should research what it's all about.
I agree 10:57, that was a retarded rant from 10:52. What exactly was the point of that post? Yes some women have large breast. Duh! Double D's, no matter how young or childless would have a natural drop to them. I am a 34D (natural)and weigh 118lbs. My boobs still have a natural drop to them, nothing that would get me on the cover of National Geographic, but they sure as hell aren't up by my coller bone. No way that girl has real breasts.
Haven't her tits always been fake? Double D's? I thought she had D's not DDs....did she get more implants already? She's gonna tip over like Pamela Anderson does fairly soon...as for children, if Jessica had children she wouldn't know what to do with them...all this wishful thinking, what a moron?!
Wow...she used to look beautiful, I don't understand why she felt like she needed implants? The breast lift was enough. I was flat-chested before surgery, but she used to have D cups, what gives? And what the hell is up with her lady-in-waiting hairstylist...he's almost more annoying than she is!
Good, for her, at least she's honest about it. Implants look fine if they're done right. I'd rather see fakes than a pair of Discovery Channel deflated cucumbers, I don't care how "real" those windsocks may be.
Also, that's great she's adopting. She may be dumb, but she's also rich as hell, I'm sure her kids will be much better off living like princes in her mansion than eating rats and drinking yak piss in some 3rd world shithole.
Jessica's REAL boobs were sagging so she got them lifted and implanted. To pretend otherwise is ridiculous. Her breasts are fake right now so why she's pretending they're not means she thinks we are as stupid as her character on Newlyweds.
Just so everyone knows...breast implants or "fake" tits aren't a crime! Lots of people get them done (including ME) to improve their appearance. Good implants shouldn't look like hers, she either needs to gain some weight or massage the crap out of them. Those are NOT typical results...
Her boobs are fake, she may have had lipo. Her lips are injected. Her hair is fake. She makes stupid facial expressions. She's laying on cement under a palm tree posing for cameras and hr gay h airstylist who she had to pay to hang out with her so she didn't have to spend her birthday alone or with her creepy dad. The girl is a fake and talentless as a PAris Hilton.
Why would she get a breast lift when shes so young, im 22 with a natural D cup natural big breasts dont sag that much that u need a lift unless u've had kids and u breast fed. She's using all her money on plastic surgery, she'll be broke in a couple years.
Dang!! And you say Jessica is the stupid on! Ya'll are arguing about BOOBS!!! They are all different, and it doesn't matter if she had them lifted, implanted or what. She started out as a DD, if she had surgery to "perk" them it is her business.. Just like it is only Star Jones Business what surgery she had done. Stop making them tell us all the disgusting personal secrets that burn my retinas and make me wish I were blind. Here's the real part YOU SHOULD NOT CARE!!
Oh .. these poor girls. Why does everything have to be fake? I'm ok with breast lifts and such, but come on.. Nothing on her is the real thing. Very, very, very, sad.
I think if she drew two eyes on her breasts and drew a smiley face on her belly, she could walk around with a bag on her head and it would be a great improvement.
I do not understand people who say she is "SO PRETTY!" She has odd teeth & a large Captain Hook nose. I do not understand what is so appealing above the neck.
10:52 is just ticked off because she is tired of being known as "the girl with the big boobs" so her mother has drilled it into her head to be overly proud of them. That's great- woohoo self esteem- but I assume taht you occasionally try to define yourself outside of your large breasts. Jessica Simpson has always tried to market herself with her DDs, and so has her father. She wears cleavage highlighting outfits, and mentions often in interviews How hard it was to develop early. So that's great if you want to talk about how your big boobs are natural and they do not define your personality, but hers define her career and those are two completely different scenarios.
2:02- Why do you care? Obviously you took the time to read all the comments about boobs, and then you actually responded. You're also on a website that is for the sole purpose of making fun of the way people look because they don't always deserve their fame. So, a) You don't get the point of the website, b) You don't understand satire, and c) You seem to be very good at the whole hypocritical view point thing. Please move to a small town in Texas and continue the saga of narrowminded beliefs.
P.S. To all your Texans who just got out your guns, I am from Texas, and no, not Austin, and no, I'm not a hippie, and yes, Temple, TX would take her in a heartbeat. I assume it's a "her" because no guy is going to protest the discussion of boobs. Especially not big ones.
Hey - get off her back. Of course she's obsessed with having perfect tits. What else does she have going for her ? Her entire self esteem is tied up in those two fun bags. The only compliment her dad probably ever paid her was to tell her those things looked great the last time he was banging her from behind in front of the bathroom mirror. So if she wants a little structural enhancement .... who cares ?
She does have nice breasts, even though they probably are implants. A nice ass, and I really like her vags lips (pics when they show through her pants). As for her face, its not the prettiest but its not repulsive. She obviously isn't that smart though, marrying the "boy bander".
I think you girls are all jealous. She is not the hottest girl in the world but she is attractive. She is dumb as hell though so no one should envy her like this, she should be insignificant. As for the boobs I think she lifted them, which does not mean they are fake!
She's such a BSer - her boobs used to be flat as pancakes before she had her little lift or whatever - check it... http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004052.html
O.k. i think Jessica Simpson is an ugly ditzy puppy dog. Look at her on the freakin Proactiv commercial! She is so retarded. The commercial shows how her skin was before and after Proactiv...what a liar! I mean come on. She probably went to some special hollywood surgeon and got then removed off her ugly wrinkled face! She is as fake as her boobs are.
49 Comments:
She is terrifying.
By Samantha, on 10:47 AM
I wish the entire Simpson family would get kidnapped by Al Quaeda.
By osama, on 10:51 AM
She looks so stupid when she tries to look sexy. She isn't and she doesn't.
By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM
Jessica's not ugly. Wow, Todd you've stooped to an all time low.
Me being a woman with big boobs, and having many friends w/ naturally big boobs as well am offended that in hollywood, it's an assumption that a woman with big boobs had a boob job.
People are so uncreative and ignorant.
News flash: some women have big boobs. Some women don't have big boobs. It is possible, there's this thing called genetics, you should research what it's all about.
By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM
She DID have her boobs done. You're the ignorant one, 10:52.
Look at the links he posted -
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005187.html
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004052.html#4052
Duh!
By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM
Hasn't she had several breast jobs already?
By Anonymous, on 10:56 AM
Did anon 10:52 even bother to read the post before she posted that retarded rant?
By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM
She's so fug. She needs a face transplant.
By Anonymous, on 10:58 AM
Does she even do anything worth noticing her for anymore?
By Oedipa Maas, on 11:02 AM
i suspected this tranny's tits were fake... obviously she'll change anything about her body by surgery
and yet, she's STILL UGLY
By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
How did pictures of Jerri Blank get into a post about Jessica Simpson?
By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM
I agree 10:57, that was a retarded rant from 10:52. What exactly was the point of that post? Yes some women have large breast. Duh! Double D's, no matter how young or childless would have a natural drop to them. I am a 34D (natural)and weigh 118lbs. My boobs still have a natural drop to them, nothing that would get me on the cover of National Geographic, but they sure as hell aren't up by my coller bone. No way that girl has real breasts.
By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM
Haven't her tits always been fake? Double D's? I thought she had D's not DDs....did she get more implants already? She's gonna tip over like Pamela Anderson does fairly soon...as for children, if Jessica had children she wouldn't know what to do with them...all this wishful thinking, what a moron?!
By Anonymous, on 11:18 AM
hahahaaa... Jerri Blank... muahaahaha!!!! That was funny shit.
By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
Wow...she used to look beautiful, I don't understand why she felt like she needed implants? The breast lift was enough. I was flat-chested before surgery, but she used to have D cups, what gives? And what the hell is up with her lady-in-waiting hairstylist...he's almost more annoying than she is!
By Exangel, on 11:20 AM
PLease don't ever have kids, Jessica!!! No more Simpsons, please! Somebody sterilize those girls!
By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
The photos of her before the breastlift are all the proof I need of her having had work done.
What scares me more than her having her own kids is her ADOPTING.
She's as dense as pig shit, and has the attention span of......what was I saying??
Nevermind.
By joejoe, on 11:46 AM
Good, for her, at least she's honest about it. Implants look fine if they're done right.
I'd rather see fakes than a pair of Discovery Channel deflated cucumbers, I don't care how "real" those windsocks may be.
Also, that's great she's adopting. She may be dumb, but she's also rich as hell, I'm sure her kids will be much better off living like princes in her mansion than eating rats and drinking yak piss in some 3rd world shithole.
By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM
Jessica's REAL boobs were sagging so she got them lifted and implanted. To pretend otherwise is ridiculous. Her breasts are fake right now so why she's pretending they're not means she thinks we are as stupid as her character on Newlyweds.
By Anonymous, on 12:46 PM
Is anyone curious about why she is obsessively holding the towel in front of her body?
By Anonymous, on 12:49 PM
Just so everyone knows...breast implants or "fake" tits aren't a crime! Lots of people get them done (including ME) to improve their appearance. Good implants shouldn't look like hers, she either needs to gain some weight or massage the crap out of them. Those are NOT typical results...
By Exangel, on 12:56 PM
Good, for her, at least she's honest about it.
she's not honest. she's already had work done and she lies about it. she says her tits are all natural.
By Anonymous, on 1:13 PM
She's had her nose and boobs done already. She's too stupid to realize the general public isn't.
By Anonymous, on 1:34 PM
Her boobs are fake, she may have had lipo. Her lips are injected. Her hair is fake. She makes stupid facial expressions. She's laying on cement under a palm tree posing for cameras and hr gay h airstylist who she had to pay to hang out with her so she didn't have to spend her birthday alone or with her creepy dad.
The girl is a fake and talentless as a PAris Hilton.
By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM
Why would she get a breast lift when shes so young, im 22 with a natural D cup natural big breasts dont sag that much that u need a lift unless u've had kids and u breast fed. She's using all her money on plastic surgery, she'll be broke in a couple years.
By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM
Dang!! And you say Jessica is the stupid on! Ya'll are arguing about BOOBS!!! They are all different, and it doesn't matter if she had them lifted, implanted or what. She started out as a DD, if she had surgery to "perk" them it is her business.. Just like it is only Star Jones Business what surgery she had done. Stop making them tell us all the disgusting personal secrets that burn my retinas and make me wish I were blind. Here's the real part YOU SHOULD NOT CARE!!
By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM
Oh .. these poor girls. Why does everything have to be fake? I'm ok with breast lifts and such, but come on.. Nothing on her is the real thing. Very, very, very, sad.
By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
I think if she drew two eyes on her breasts and drew a smiley face on her belly, she could walk around with a bag on her head and it would be a great improvement.
I do not understand people who say she is "SO PRETTY!" She has odd teeth & a large Captain Hook nose. I do not understand what is so appealing above the neck.
By Anonymous, on 2:37 PM
10:52 is just ticked off because she is tired of being known as "the girl with the big boobs" so her mother has drilled it into her head to be overly proud of them. That's great- woohoo self esteem- but I assume taht you occasionally try to define yourself outside of your large breasts. Jessica Simpson has always tried to market herself with her DDs, and so has her father. She wears cleavage highlighting outfits, and mentions often in interviews How hard it was to develop early. So that's great if you want to talk about how your big boobs are natural and they do not define your personality, but hers define her career and those are two completely different scenarios.
By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM
2:02- Why do you care? Obviously you took the time to read all the comments about boobs, and then you actually responded. You're also on a website that is for the sole purpose of making fun of the way people look because they don't always deserve their fame. So, a) You don't get the point of the website, b) You don't understand satire, and c) You seem to be very good at the whole hypocritical view point thing. Please move to a small town in Texas and continue the saga of narrowminded beliefs.
P.S. To all your Texans who just got out your guns, I am from Texas, and no, not Austin, and no, I'm not a hippie, and yes, Temple, TX would take her in a heartbeat. I assume it's a "her" because no guy is going to protest the discussion of boobs. Especially not big ones.
By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM
Hey - get off her back. Of course she's obsessed with having perfect tits. What else does she have going for her ? Her entire self esteem is tied up in those two fun bags. The only compliment her dad probably ever paid her was to tell her those things looked great the last time he was banging her from behind in front of the bathroom mirror. So if she wants a little structural enhancement .... who cares ?
By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
She does have nice breasts, even though they probably are implants. A nice ass, and I really like her vags lips (pics when they show through her pants). As for her face, its not the prettiest but its not repulsive. She obviously isn't that smart though, marrying the "boy bander".
By Anonymous, on 3:03 PM
12:39 - I was wondering the same thing. Perhaps a birthday tattoo or piercing??????
By Anonymous, on 3:10 PM
To the guys, if it was nipples, you'd suck it.
By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM
no one else is seeing the dirty sanchez?
having a shadow that looks like a moustache might indicate you wanna cut back on the collagen, dont you think?
By Anonymous, on 3:53 PM
That girl will get everything fixed..I bet the next thing she does will be ass cheek implants cuz she got a flat butt.
By Adriana, on 6:44 PM
Bitter much?
By Anonymous, on 8:51 PM
Fug, fug, fug!!!
By Anonymous, on 8:53 PM
Another reason she should beg Nick to take her back. Without him, she'll turn into Spam Anderson.
By Anonymous, on 9:36 PM
I think she had a laser bra put in a few years back--you know, a lift and probably a slight reduction.
By Anonymous, on 4:25 AM
I think you girls are all jealous. She is not the hottest girl in the world but she is attractive. She is dumb as hell though so no one should envy her like this, she should be insignificant. As for the boobs I think she lifted them, which does not mean they are fake!
By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM
Anon 10:43
why dont u point out one thing that's hot about J Simpson..
By Anonymous, on 3:44 PM
j. simp sucks!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 4:27 PM
Boob looks like a lady.
By frippant, on 6:18 PM
Anna Nicole Smith.
By Anonymous, on 9:47 AM
Um, she's pretty much flawless, so I don't think anyone would really notice if she got anything fixed.
By Jordan Johnson, on 12:04 PM
She's such a BSer - her boobs used to be flat as pancakes before she had her little lift or whatever - check it... http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004052.html
By Anonymous, on 9:07 AM
her boobs are real and so are her feet. Look what Ic an do with Microsoft Paint and a picture of those cute little toes!
www.supersexypictures.blogspot.com
ITS AWESOME
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
By Senor Cheeseburger, on 10:12 AM
O.k. i think Jessica Simpson is an ugly ditzy puppy dog. Look at her on the freakin Proactiv commercial! She is so retarded. The commercial shows how her skin was before and after Proactiv...what a liar! I mean come on. She probably went to some special hollywood surgeon and got then removed off her ugly wrinkled face! She is as fake as her boobs are.
By Anonymous, on 10:22 PM
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