For all of you across the pond in America who don't know who Jordan is, I must inform you that she IS indeed the British equivalent of Paris Hilton. There was a guy who came forward who said that his dick actually "fell out" of her vagina and she proudly confirmed it. America, I introduce you to Jordan, now your eyes too, can bleed.
Whoever the fuck Katie Price is, she has the most hideous fucking face I've ever seen. If it wasn't for the enormous sofa cushions on her chest people would recoil in horror every time they saw a photograph of her.
actually i have to defend her. she is stupid and the size of her chest is insane BUT those photos chosen are really really bad. when she is just being katie price and not acting as 'jordan' as she is in these photos, she is in fact very pretty. for those who want more 'jordan' (doesn't sound like many) here is her myspace page http://www.myspace.com/katie_2005 but yeah, she's dumb and her husband is even dumber!
2:48, if it weren't Jordan I wouldn't believe you. Not only is the "fell out" thing gross, but it's also a mystery to me why anyone would CONFIRM that. "Yes, I'm such a slut that my nether regions are cavernous!"
And I sincerely doubt that Keira would want to play a D-list barbie famous for... for... for... um, hang on, I'll think of something. Dissing Posh? No, not that...
And it would just look weird to have Keira have giant boobs o' doom. Her modest fake cleavage in "Pirates" was as far as it goes.
I think she has out supersized Pam Anderson! Each one of her breasts is larger than the size of her head. (looks down at self) I just can't image hauling those around!!
If you have ever watched programs showing plastic surgery you should see what her chest would look like if they took the implants out. All over-stretched skin like dog ears hanging to her navel. Ugh!!
Hahaha, that made me laugh, Keira is supposed to play her?!! She's flat as a pancake and she knows it! There will be a gignormous fake rake for her to wear, I daresay...!
The only reason I can think that a woman would admit a guy 'fell out' is to turn the tables and make it seem like the man has an amazingly small penis.
But really who would have a 'he said, she said' genital arguement in the public eye??
Katie Price is also known as Jordan in the UK. She was the first british Playboy model and is absolutely stunning facially, its just a shame that she has those ridiculous breasts. She is worth £millions through her own self promotion and hard work, she has done it all herself - so she's no dumbo, believe me.
If you take some time out to check her out on the internet, you'll see that she is actually a very pretty woman.
Katie Price, or Jordan as she is also known is a very smart businesswoman. She started out to try and be the UK answer to Pammy, she became the first ever British Playboy model, she is worth £millions and she has done all this through her own hard work and self promotion.
35 Comments:
eewww. this bitch is hideous. look at her lazy ass eye and her implants are ridiculously big.
if she cant get keira to play the role i'm sure that Carrot Top would be more than available
By prettyboy, on 1:19 PM
KATIE WHO?
By Anonymous, on 1:20 PM
Keira is a great actress, I bet she could pull it off. I'm sure they can figure out a way to put prosthetic boobs on her.
By Anonymous, on 1:27 PM
bwahahahhahaha!
By Anonymous, on 1:27 PM
FUCKING NASTY
By chuggdog, on 1:57 PM
THAT BITCH GOT PUMMELED WITH THE UGLY STICK!
By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM
innit
By mooky, on 2:08 PM
Never heard of her.
By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM
On the bottom row of pics:
god, could she be any more pretty and precious looking?
Oh, and Keira looks nice too.
By leon, on 2:25 PM
For all of you across the pond in America who don't know who Jordan is, I must inform you that she IS indeed the British equivalent of Paris Hilton. There was a guy who came forward who said that his dick actually "fell out" of her vagina and she proudly confirmed it. America, I introduce you to Jordan, now your eyes too, can bleed.
By Anonymous, on 2:48 PM
Whoever the fuck Katie Price is, she has the most hideous fucking face I've ever seen. If it wasn't for the enormous sofa cushions on her chest people would recoil in horror every time they saw a photograph of her.
By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM
fuck that. she is obviously not hideous. retarded, maybe. but not hideous.
By Anonymous, on 3:49 PM
She's got no butt, at all.
By Anonymous, on 3:54 PM
actually i have to defend her. she is stupid and the size of her chest is insane BUT those photos chosen are really really bad. when she is just being katie price and not acting as 'jordan' as she is in these photos, she is in fact very pretty. for those who want more 'jordan' (doesn't sound like many) here is her myspace page
http://www.myspace.com/katie_2005
but yeah, she's dumb and her husband is even dumber!
By Anonymous, on 4:03 PM
Now this chick has boobies...
By Anonymous, on 4:04 PM
SHES HOTTTTTTT!!
By WaterWhale, on 4:30 PM
We should have a skank exchange. You across the pond can have paris, and we will take this bitch.
By Anonymous, on 4:41 PM
Yet again, on behalf of my country, i apologise.
Fuck, it's really coming to something when i have to apologise to Americans on a regular basis for this kind of shit.
By sam991, on 4:41 PM
of course if we trade you for paris, we will have to throw in a flea bath first, and a lifetime supply of condoms and cloths pins.
By Anonymous, on 4:57 PM
She looks like a plastic toy. I'd still give my left nut to sniff her crotch just once.
By Anonymous, on 6:35 PM
what a dipshit- why does anyone want to make a movie about her life? what's interesting about it in the slightest?
By Anonymous, on 8:36 PM
I want Kiera's dress RIGHT NOW. Anyone know where she got it? Only I want mine to end at a normal length.
By Oedipa Maas, on 8:46 PM
i don't understand implants. huge plastic blobs are supposed to turn me on? they're a huge turn-off.
By Anonymous, on 9:51 PM
2:48, if it weren't Jordan I wouldn't believe you. Not only is the "fell out" thing gross, but it's also a mystery to me why anyone would CONFIRM that. "Yes, I'm such a slut that my nether regions are cavernous!"
And I sincerely doubt that Keira would want to play a D-list barbie famous for... for... for... um, hang on, I'll think of something. Dissing Posh? No, not that...
And it would just look weird to have Keira have giant boobs o' doom. Her modest fake cleavage in "Pirates" was as far as it goes.
By Anonymous, on 11:16 PM
I think she has out supersized Pam Anderson! Each one of her breasts is larger than the size of her head. (looks down at self) I just can't image hauling those around!!
If you have ever watched programs showing plastic surgery you should see what her chest would look like if they took the implants out. All over-stretched skin like dog ears hanging to her navel. Ugh!!
By Anonymous, on 11:29 PM
Does anyone else tire of reading the words of these kooky, inbred English?
At least Posh has the decency to keep her mouth shut, for the most part.
Otis Rail
By Anonymous, on 11:35 PM
Hahaha, that made me laugh, Keira is supposed to play her?!! She's flat as a pancake and she knows it! There will be a gignormous fake rake for her to wear, I daresay...!
By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
Who the heck is Katie Price?????
NEVER HEARD OF HER!
By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM
1:45, maybe Keira can borrow Selma Blair's ginormous fake rack (from that John Waters) movie...
By Anonymous, on 4:40 PM
The only reason I can think that a woman would admit a guy 'fell out' is to turn the tables and make it seem like the man has an amazingly small penis.
But really who would have a 'he said, she said' genital arguement in the public eye??
Certainly not a classy broad with FF implants. ;)
By JoeJoe, on 6:44 PM
who the hell is this fake bitch with those monster boobs she thinks are hot??
By Anonymous, on 7:45 PM
Katie Price is also known as Jordan in the UK. She was the first british Playboy model and is absolutely stunning facially, its just a shame that she has those ridiculous breasts. She is worth £millions through her own self promotion and hard work, she has done it all herself - so she's no dumbo, believe me.
If you take some time out to check her out on the internet, you'll see that she is actually a very pretty woman.
By Anonymous, on 12:50 AM
Katie Price, or Jordan as she is also known is a very smart businesswoman. She started out to try and be the UK answer to Pammy, she became the first ever British Playboy model, she is worth £millions and she has done all this through her own hard work and self promotion.
Good on her, I think she's gorgeous.
By Anonymous, on 12:53 AM
"who the hell is this fake bitch with those monster boobs she thinks are hot??"
yo mama!
By turkturkleton, on 4:01 PM
is that Orlando bloom with Kiera? I thought he's still with Kate Bosworth
By Ms78, on 8:22 PM
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