she needs to take it easy with the collagen on her lips and invest in a good butt implant. But I've found that eating 3 square meals a day helps with that as well.
She's a prima donna, what else is new? Very few celebrities can deal with the "small" stuff, that's why they take it out on the paparazzi or become anorexic...
Totally agree. Keira Knightly could have a scat fetish, spit lava from her nose and insist and insist that I refer to her only as "Iceman" from Top Gun and I wouldn't give it a second thought as long as she came home from "work" looking like she does in picture 3. She might be the hottest thing in the world. And as for crazy chicks, I dated one briefly in high school and she was the biggest pain in the a$$ of all time .... but at least once a week I kind of wish I could retap that. 15 years later.
no matter how crazy a chick/ woman is, some guy is willing to "hit it" (as long as she is smokin hot) because he has never been through bangin a crazy bitch before. Once you have, you will never do it again. Its like touching a hot stove. This bitch is the next sean young. She is going to have a long list of guys who will break up with her, and most guys will never understand why. Until she loses her looks. Then one day everyone will admitt the bitch is nuts. btw-she also appears to be an asshole (judging from the interviews I have read). Something overlooked when their smokin hot.
Keira is awful. She's had so much surgery on her face, her true self is unrecognizable. Plus, she weighs about 50 pounds.
I suppose you're just a blond haired big ass chick that listen to the pussycat dolls, fuck she's one of the only to be REAL and she didn't have plastic surgeries on here face, but I guess all your idols did so you're confused. How sad, go fuck yourself now.
I think it's amazing that so many people believe that it's impossible that a celebrity they like could have possibly had plastic surgery. The truth is that at least 75% of all these celebrities have had some type of surgery and the nose is the most common. Check out pics of her when she was about 14 years old. The nose is different. Also, her lips go from thin to abnormally plump in different pictures.
hahaha you just can`t stand a real chick who is actually HOT can`t you ?
This is Kiera Nightley in the movie "The Hole" and she was only 15 years :http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v326/angelic-actresses/Keira%20Knightley/Films/The%20Hole/frankie1.jpg
Hi guys, I just want to say that Kiera never said she HAS HAD surgery, she just addmit it that if she will need it in 5 years or so she will get it. She has never had surgery. This is her in a video from "The Hole", she was only 14 or 15 here.
Wow. I can't believe the shit she tells her interviewers. What the hell does her rep think when they read all these articles? First, she admits being a drunk and then she admits this. They probably scream, "Ohmigodohmigodohmigod," but then again, they may be used to it..
I usually just like poking fun at celebs, but this is actually pretty sad. I wonder what her childhood was like? I'm thinking abusive in the major. -- What, you think people just pop out like that? The "disorders" and drinking had a cause. It was probably a very shittish childhood for her.
Why are these people bashing Keira Knightley? Did you guys ever consider that maybe she gets in a bad mood. I doesn't mean she's bi-polar. She says she's not anorexic so let's just leave it at that. You don't have proof that she is or isn't. And if she admits to being a drunk, then if she had an eating disorder, she would probably fess up to it. And back to the mood swings, I get bitchy come times & I just cry when I'm really pissed off. JUST LEAVE HER ALONE & GET A LIFE!
Whoever you are, I fear you are walking the walks of dreams, I fear these supposed realities are to melt from under your feet and hands, Even now your features, joys, speech, house, trade, manners, troubles, follies, costume, crimes, dissipate away from you, Your true soul and body appear before me, They stand forth out of affairs, out of commerce, shops, work, farms, clothes, the house, buying, selling, eating, drinking, suffering, dying.
Whoever you are, now I place my hand upon you, that you be my poem, I whisper with my lips close to your ear, I have loved many, but I love none better than you.
O I have been dilatory and dumb, I should have made my way straight to you long ago, I should have blabbd nothing but you, I should have chanted nothing but you.
I will leave all and come and make the hymns of you, None has understood you, but I understand you, None has done justice to you, you have not done justice to yourself, None but has found imperfect, I only find no imperfection in you, None but would subordinate you, I only am he who will never consent to subordinate you, I only am he who places over you no master, owner, better, God, beyond what waits intrinsically in yourself.
Painters have painted their swarming groups and the center-figure of all, From the head of the center-figure spreading a ninmbus of gold-colord light. But I paint myriads of heads, but paint no head without its nimbus of gold colord light, From my hand from my brain of every man and woman it streams, effulgently flowing forever.
O I could sing such grandeurs and glories about you! You have not know what you are, you have slumberd upon yourself all your life, Your eyelids have been the same as closed most of the time, What you have done returns already in mockeries, (Your thrift, Knowledge, prayers, if they do not return in mockeries, what is their retur?)
The mockeries are not you, Underneath them and within them I see you lurk, I persue you where none else has perued you, Silence, the desk, the flippant expression, the night, the acustomd routine, if these conceal you from others or from yourself, they do not conceal you from me, The shaved face, the unsteady eye, the impure complexion, if this balk others they do not balk me, The pert apparel, the deformd attitude, drunkenness, greed, premature death, all these I part aside.
There is no endowment in man or woman that is not trllied in you, There is no virtue, no beaty in man or woman, but as good is in you, No pluck, no endurance in others, but as good is in you, No pleasure waiting for others, but an equal pleasure waits for you.
As for me, I give nothing to any one exept I give the like carefully to you, I sing the somgs of the glory of none, not God, sooner than I sing the songs of the glory of you.
Whoever you are! claim your own at any hazard! These shows of the East and West are tame compared to You, These immense meadows, these interminable rivers, you are immense and interminable as they, These furies, elements, storms, motions of Nature, throes of apparent dissolution, you are she who is master or mistress over them,
Master or mistress in your own right over nature, elements, pain, passion, dissolution. The hopples fall from your ankles, you find an unfailing sufficiency, Old or young, rode, low rejected by the rest, whatever you are promulges itself, Trough birch, life, death, burial, the means are provided, nothing is scanted, Through angers, losses, ambition, ingnorance, ennui, what you are picks its way.
I love you, do you now who you are! Jorge Andrés Pareja
35 Comments:
Her abs are quite possibly the sexiest thing I have ever seen in my life.
By Anonymous, on 9:50 AM
Todd, u and Jenny ROCK! That is the funniest shit I've read this morning. U guys are the reason I visit this site! Thanks for keeping me sane!
By Anonymous, on 9:58 AM
Maybe if Keira ate something now and then she wouldn't be so bitchy...
By Anonymous, on 10:19 AM
sensing a a little Dike-atron vibe
By Fiz Lightly, on 10:31 AM
it sounds like knightley is manic depressive( bi-Polar) speaking from experience it defintly sounds like she has that or some sort of mood disorder.
By Anonymous, on 10:35 AM
If she would quit smoking, I'd be willing to put up with her shit. :)
By Anonymous, on 10:35 AM
it sounds like ms. knightley is manic depressive(bi-polar)im speaking from experience. at least she will be the hottest crazy woman in hollywood!
By Anonymous, on 10:37 AM
she needs to take it easy with the collagen on her lips and invest in a good butt implant. But I've found that eating 3 square meals a day helps with that as well.
By Brandy, on 10:40 AM
What?!? Cowboy didn't make it back into the Big Brother house?!? Shit, America is really fucked up.
By Ape-rul, on 10:46 AM
I got really bitchy and emotional.. when I was anorexic! Not eating can really put you in a sour mood, Keira.
By Anonymous, on 10:58 AM
OMG! I'm, like, so emotional! Like, OMG!
LOVE ME.
By Oedipa Maas, on 11:07 AM
i'm sure she's exaggerating. she's hot and probably a good girlfriend :)
By Anonymous, on 11:14 AM
She's a prima donna, what else is new? Very few celebrities can deal with the "small" stuff, that's why they take it out on the paparazzi or become anorexic...
By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM
So, she acts basically like 99% of all women. Wow, color me suprised.
By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
God I can't wait to be her when I grow up.
By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM
Keira is awful. She's had so much surgery on her face, her true self is unrecognizable. Plus, she weighs about 50 pounds.
By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM
Would her face crack if she attempted to smile?
By Anonymous, on 2:26 PM
I'm tired of that pout!
By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM
2:26 PM- Why smile if it comes out in pictures as being "less cute" than your pout?
Do what works. Smiling against your better judgment is how people end up with horrid covers.
By Anonymous, on 2:33 PM
Totally agree. Keira Knightly could have a scat fetish, spit lava from her nose and insist and insist that I refer to her only as "Iceman" from Top Gun and I wouldn't give it a second thought as long as she came home from "work" looking like she does in picture 3. She might be the hottest thing in the world. And as for crazy chicks, I dated one briefly in high school and she was the biggest pain in the a$$ of all time .... but at least once a week I kind of wish I could retap that. 15 years later.
By Anonymous, on 2:54 PM
no matter how crazy a chick/ woman is, some guy is willing to "hit it" (as long as she is smokin hot) because he has never been through bangin a crazy bitch before. Once you have, you will never do it again. Its like touching a hot stove. This bitch is the next sean young. She is going to have a long list of guys who will break up with her, and most guys will never understand why. Until she loses her looks. Then one day everyone will admitt the bitch is nuts. btw-she also appears to be an asshole (judging from the interviews I have read). Something overlooked when their smokin hot.
By Anonymous, on 3:15 PM
i think anon 2:54 is my ex-boyfriend.
By Anonymous, on 4:14 PM
Anonymous said...
Keira is awful. She's had so much surgery on her face, her true self is unrecognizable. Plus, she weighs about 50 pounds.
I suppose you're just a blond haired big ass chick that listen to the pussycat dolls, fuck she's one of the only to be REAL and she didn't have plastic surgeries on here face, but I guess all your idols did so you're confused. How sad, go fuck yourself now.
By Anonymous, on 6:23 PM
huh? i've never heard of keira having plastic surgery of any kind
By Anonymous, on 8:42 PM
She's fuckin' hot. I don't care what anyone says. She's awesome.
By Anonymous, on 8:56 PM
Anonymous said...
huh? i've never heard of keira having plastic surgery of any kind
July 13, 2006 8:42 PM
I thought she actually admitted in OK magazine (or a similar British mag) that she got her top lip slightly filled.
By Anonymous, on 10:04 PM
She got a nose job and lip enhancement. The nose was really bad so the nose job was excellent.
By Anonymous, on 10:14 PM
I think it's amazing that so many people believe that it's impossible that a celebrity they like could have possibly had plastic surgery. The truth is that at least 75% of all these celebrities have had some type of surgery and the nose is the most common. Check out pics of her when she was about 14 years old. The nose is different. Also, her lips go from thin to abnormally plump in different pictures.
By Anonymous, on 10:35 PM
hahaha you just can`t stand a real chick who is actually HOT can`t you ?
This is Kiera Nightley in the movie "The Hole" and she was only 15 years :http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v326/angelic-actresses/Keira%20Knightley/Films/The%20Hole/frankie1.jpg
She had NO surgery ..haters
By Anonymous, on 12:21 AM
Hi guys, I just want to say that Kiera never said she HAS HAD surgery, she just addmit it that if she will need it in 5 years or so she will get it. She has never had surgery. This is her in a video from "The Hole", she was only 14 or 15 here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQhCYICGOIA&search=%22the%20hole%22%20birch
By Anonymous, on 12:34 AM
Saying someone had surgery doesn't mean they're a hater. And how old are you...12? Who says HATER with such seriousness?
And that pic is from far away and is not a close up of her nose. She trimmed it. Who cares if she did? Who HASN'T gotten a nose job?!
By Anonymous, on 10:25 AM
Wow. I can't believe the shit she tells her interviewers. What the hell does her rep think when they read all these articles? First, she admits being a drunk and then she admits this. They probably scream, "Ohmigodohmigodohmigod," but then again, they may be used to it..
I usually just like poking fun at celebs, but this is actually pretty sad. I wonder what her childhood was like? I'm thinking abusive in the major. -- What, you think people just pop out like that? The "disorders" and drinking had a cause. It was probably a very shittish childhood for her.
Now that that's over with...
God, her ass is big!! *gawk*
By Anonymous, on 8:07 PM
Why are these people bashing Keira Knightley? Did you guys ever consider that maybe she gets in a bad mood. I doesn't mean she's bi-polar. She says she's not anorexic so let's just leave it at that. You don't have proof that she is or isn't. And if she admits to being a drunk, then if she had an eating disorder, she would probably fess up to it. And back to the mood swings, I get bitchy come times & I just cry when I'm really pissed off. JUST LEAVE HER ALONE & GET A LIFE!
By Anonymous, on 9:29 AM
Whoever you are, I fear you are walking the walks of dreams,
I fear these supposed realities are to melt from under your feet and hands,
Even now your features, joys, speech, house, trade, manners, troubles, follies, costume, crimes, dissipate away from you,
Your true soul and body appear before me,
They stand forth out of affairs, out of commerce, shops, work, farms, clothes, the house, buying, selling, eating, drinking, suffering, dying.
Whoever you are, now I place my hand upon you, that you be my poem,
I whisper with my lips close to your ear,
I have loved many, but I love none better than you.
O I have been dilatory and dumb,
I should have made my way straight to you long ago,
I should have blabbd nothing but you, I should have chanted nothing but you.
I will leave all and come and make the hymns of you,
None has understood you, but I understand you,
None has done justice to you, you have not done justice to yourself,
None but has found imperfect, I only find no imperfection in you,
None but would subordinate you, I only am he who will never consent to subordinate you,
I only am he who places over you no master, owner, better, God, beyond what waits intrinsically in yourself.
Painters have painted their swarming groups and the center-figure of all,
From the head of the center-figure spreading a ninmbus of gold-colord light.
But I paint myriads of heads, but paint no head without its nimbus of gold colord light,
From my hand from my brain of every man and woman it streams,
effulgently flowing forever.
O I could sing such grandeurs and glories about you!
You have not know what you are, you have slumberd upon yourself all your life,
Your eyelids have been the same as closed most of the time,
What you have done returns already in mockeries,
(Your thrift, Knowledge, prayers, if they do not return in mockeries, what is their retur?)
The mockeries are not you,
Underneath them and within them I see you lurk,
I persue you where none else has perued you,
Silence, the desk, the flippant expression, the night, the acustomd
routine, if these conceal you from others or from yourself, they do not conceal you from me,
The shaved face, the unsteady eye, the impure complexion, if this balk others they do not balk me,
The pert apparel, the deformd attitude, drunkenness, greed, premature death, all these I part aside.
There is no endowment in man or woman that is not trllied in you,
There is no virtue, no beaty in man or woman, but as good is in you,
No pluck, no endurance in others, but as good is in you,
No pleasure waiting for others, but an equal pleasure waits for you.
As for me, I give nothing to any one exept I give the like carefully to you,
I sing the somgs of the glory of none, not God, sooner than I sing the songs of the glory of you.
Whoever you are! claim your own at any hazard!
These shows of the East and West are tame compared to You,
These immense meadows, these interminable rivers, you are immense and interminable as they,
These furies, elements, storms, motions of Nature, throes of apparent dissolution, you are she who is master or mistress over them,
Master or mistress in your own right over nature, elements, pain, passion, dissolution.
The hopples fall from your ankles, you find an unfailing sufficiency,
Old or young, rode, low rejected by the rest, whatever you are promulges itself,
Trough birch, life, death, burial, the means are provided, nothing is scanted,
Through angers, losses, ambition, ingnorance, ennui, what you are picks its way.
I love you, do you now who you are!
Jorge Andrés Pareja
By Anonymous, on 6:08 PM
so if she is bipolar, she is to smart, leave here alone
Jorge Andrés Pareja
By Anonymous, on 6:10 PM
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