At least she knows how to eat a 'sammich' I mean all these nasty lookin skeletons in hollywood, it's good to see someone with a little "fluff" make it.
You know, I'm all about laughing at celebrities. But when this site veers into misogynistic territory then I've had enough. Kelly Clarkson does not have a model's body, but then again, only rare genetic freaks do. I hope Kelly turns down the deal and saves her dignity. If I drank this sh*t, I would now stop, but since I don't fall for stupid ploys like vitamin water, I'm good.
oh come on you guys, just cuz she's not starving herself and doesn't have bones protruding doesn't mean she's fat! She looks healthy, I mean, it's so good that she's got a positive self image and is comfortable in her own body! What a great role model!
"Oh, god the fatties are going to go crazy in the comments again just like last time! "
Are you an asshole all the time, or just sometimes?
Kelly has an unfortunte body type. Everybody knows somebody that looks like kelly-small upper body, weight centralized in belly and thighs. She's a pear. she looks like any typical girl walking down the street.
Give the girl a break. Not everyone can look like a stick figure. It's called genetics. And when good genetics AREN"T on your side, you end up with chronic dieters, addicited to pills, and surgery or whatever.
I love the pudge!!!!!! She's normal.
Proud to wear a size 8! Which I'm sure is considered obese by many people in this crazy country.
There aren't enough fatties defending her yet. Wait until all the fat girl support group message boards hear about this, then the "you're mean with no dick" comments will really come pouring in.
Fat would be a tad bit harsh. But she's certainly not muscular (i.e. "fit") enough to be pushing the image of "this water will make you look like you run marathons." She kind of has thunder thighs.
I hear Sumo wrestling is gaining popularity worldwide. Maybe she's looking to compete. Her and Brit could work out a tag-team number and sport some Nacho Libre outfits. Keep scarfin' them hot dogs Kelly! Keep the dream alive!
ACtually, I just got back from my Jenny Craig meeting. I'm finally down to a size 0 and weigh 79 pounds. I really want to be 70 pounds. I'm so ugly and fat!!!!
This girl needs a personal trainer and hourly workouts like Jessica Biel. There are exercises she can do (like Pilates) which will help lean her body out to appear less pear shaped and longer. The girl is overweight and out of shape. If she's going to be famous and wear slutty shit like that, she needs to slim down.
:D i thought Pink was fugly... kelly clarkson takes the cake (pun intended!) no tits and a terrible body.. worst bikini pics ever. life ain't just about singing honey! put that hot dog down! :D
I think she would look a lot less fat if the clothes changed. She tends to wear things that make her look "fleshy". She should fire her stylist, if she has one...
Kelly would get away with the weight a lot easier if she had a pretty face, but she has that stubby face and pig snout, and she's just not pretty. She's short, flat chested, chubby, not pretty and has acne. Very sad combo. At least she can sing!
I can see the future K-Fed wife now lol lol lol lol I mean look at Britney she was never anorecix but at least when she performed she looked toned and in shape. I think Kelly needs to give up the whole hey I am fat thing so what! She needs to get it together before the Chettio and bare foot to the bathroom pics show lol lol lol!
Okay, so Kelly's talents and her body is well, er...average. Think about yourself and the people you hang with. America is full of fatties, so statistically speaking the majority of you and the people you hang with are obese. I'd like to see you in a bikini on a hater website!
Most of America is fat, so fatties voted Kelly the winner. They supported a fellow fat girl. If it weren't for all the fat girls, kelly would not be a millionaire today. Sad, but true.
It's just like all the fat black people who voted Ruben Studdard the winner later. It was between voting for a gay guy or a fat, black guy. It's more acceptable to be fat than gay in this country. Even if the fat person is less talented that the flaming red queer. Sad, but true.
Okay now before I'm called fat, please know that I run marathons, am 5'11" and weigh 139.
We've got to stop demanding that our starlets are cookie cutters. Jessica Biel? Must be a lesbo, she has too much muscle. Nichole R? Oh she's gross too, doesn't eat enough. Britney? Only hot when acting like a whore with a 17 year old body.
I mean seriously. Not all of our stars are going to look a certain way. Sometimes, singers should, like, you know, be able to sing? Kelly could probably stand to lose a few pounds, but frankly if that meant that instead of being 100% into her music, she became annoying and high maintenance? I'd prefer a chubby KC.
She looks like a normal girl in the bikini pictures. In the concert pics, though, she looks like a normal girl who wears terribly unflattering clothes. That shirt would make Nicole Ritchie look like she had a gut.
She looks curvy and cute to me. Alright the hotdog was not a great idea but we all eat like that sometimes, only we don't have cameras on us to catch it. But really keep calling real (even smaller than most) woman fat and then those young girls who watch the media will enjoy all these wonderful ideas of health that you put in their heads..you stupid F**ker!!!
While 'Belly Clarkson' may not be morbidly obese, she's certainly not healthy enough to be pimping ANY fitness product. How much longer until we see her in a commercial for one of those diabetic testing gadgets?? Better watch out, B.B. King!
How about some commercials for 'Curves'??
I'm currently in a cast and on crutches for torn ankle ligaments (basketball..) and could still beat the 'chunker' in a feet VS crutches race.
I'm not the first to come up with 'Belly Clarkson', am I?? Seems like such an easy nickname. Too easy actually. haha
JJ
PS: Why do fat chicks give better head? Because they're usually hungry!
I'd hardly call her fat unless you stand her next to Nicole Ritchie. Stand her next to Rosie O'Donnell or the ugly chick from "King of Queens" who ballooned after her baby... If KC had bigger breasts it would make her butt look less big.
The people who mock her for having a statistically ordinary weight are probably giant blobs of cellulite. Dare ya to post pics of yourself.
i'm a guy and fatter than her, but ya know what? i won't go out in a swimsuit either. :D i know my limits. that combination of small tits and fatness is just really gross
If you're a woman and your gut sticks out further than your tits, most men will not find you attractive. You look more like a fat, out of shape guy than a ripe, sexy woman. Sorry, but that's nature.
I love the internet with all it's anonymity and easy sarcasm. All the clever, clever folks here with the fattie comments wouldn't dare to post pictures of themselves. Even if they weren't fat, chances are they're balding, skinny, overbitten, pimpled, or some other deformity. And if they did, and people poked fun...? "Hey, uh, I was being ironic!" Ahhh, you models of idontlikeyouinthatway.com crack me the fuck up!!!
You are forgetting that the people on here whom we make comments about consciously chose a profession that lends itself to public scrutiny (and, therefore, some ridicule) and is based on how you look. No, you don't have to be hot and thin to be a singer, but you do to be a POP singer.
I've been a big fan of Smart Water for years. Suddenly, I believe I've lost my taste for it. You don't have to be a twig to be healthy and represent a company.
she needs to do some ab work is all. if it was my *fitness* product she was selling, i'd want her abs to be tight. these high school dropouts should be required to do SOMETHING to earn their ridiculous salaries.
What people seem to be missing here is that she only looks so terrible because she's dressing like such a whore. I don't expect all women to be super-thin and busty, but if you're a thick girl with small tits you shouldn't try to dress like goddamn Paris Hilton. Wear a sensible one-piece swimsuit! Wear something that isn't a see-through lace top! Sheesh!
i love how people are saying "at least she's not skinny!" um, because looking extremely bloated is beatiful? if she didn't want criticsm, she shoudln't wear that abomination on stage.
Miss Maas- Yes, I understand that being a celebrity entitles you to a lifetime of ridicule, but come on. It's not like Kelly Clarkson is out doing coke and pulling trains. By all accounts she's a very nice girl from Texas. Besides, working in a public profession may endanger you to paparazzi, but that doesn't mean I don't think what they do is disgusting. Finally, there have been many Rubenesque singers, from the great Anita to Ann... Wilson from Heart. It really doesn't bother me that Miss Clarkson is maybe ten pounds pudgy. I don't think it should bother any normal person. Does it bother you?
she looks fine. how much money you wanna bet she is about a size 4? you guys seen a lot of famous people in real life? way way way skinnier than in any photos. she fucking looks fine.
except for the mosquito bites that are her tits. that's just sad.
this bitch needs to be performing on stage with a track suit and some new balances. i dont know how the fuck you wanna sell fitness water and you have a visible lard belly and cottage cheese thighs. and where are her breasts????
Vitamin Water is FAR from a health conscious beverage choice: Per Bottle - 130 calories, 65 mg sodium, 32 g total carbs, 31 g sugar, 0 protein. IngredientsL Fiktered water, fructose (sugar), gum arabic, modified food starch, glycerol ester of wood rosin, and a bunch of things I can't pronounce and can't be bothered typing. Want something healthy - drink regular water. Vitamin Water is not a health drink by any means. I'm a nutritionist and would never recommend Vitamin Water to my clients.
Kelly is far from fat...it's just we are overly exposed on the blogs to the skeleton crew that are all starting to morph into on bag of bones. Star jones before surgery....fat... Kelly..normal
2-Learn how to dress sensible yet attractive for a larger size girl.
3-larger gals don't look good with a belly ring-remove.
4-A nice haircut and a single dark color would look good on her.
5-Change the makeup so she doesn't look like a tramp.
6-The belly looks like the start of a pregnant belly...you wait soon there will be rumors and pics of baby Clarkson.(Fathered by K-Fed on Spring break from Brit)
Kelly does need to lose some weight, get a nicer look and learn how to sing. Sheesh what's the world coming to??
It can really be hard to thin down thighs like that. I tried everything (hours of pilates, yoga, cardio, etc) and you know what worked? Having a baby and then breastfeeding said baby. How? Body stores fat on thighs, hips, breasts, stomach during pregnancy to later facilitate milk production. All that fat that had been sitting on my thighs since age 12: gone. I really feel for her- at least I have DDs to balance them out. Other than that I think she looks great. And, vitamin water sucks. You'd be better of drinking Crystal Light (5 cals per serving).
Ok, some asshole said something about "AT LEAST SHE HAS CURVES"... bull shit, how does looking slovenly qualify for having curves as though it's a good thing... they are in all the wrong places. the nice curves can be had by skinny and thin, and being fat does not make you the good curvy. whatever, beer belly
And it's not like she's always looked like that, she went through a buff stage where she looked like she was in great shape, had muscle tone, and actually looked healthy. Now she looks like she is what she eats (a weiner, or a sausage)
Also, ryan seacrest 2:26 - I choose b, two fatties! hahahahaha
you say kelly is far from fat because you are probably in america or canada or some fat ass country, where more than half the pops. are overweight and about 1/3 are obese. people need to recognize that our gluttoness cultures are telling us it is ok to carry so much damn excess chub around.
loreena, provided you're not a trackpants-n-gym-n-fitness fag, vitamin water is a sensible choice, particularly for those that are coming off a 2-liter a day coca cola habit. the idea that you would be coming out against it is a little reckless. granted, it's crammed full of preservatives, but it's much closer to water than the ordinary shit most people swill...with a couplea vitamins too.
everyone needs to leave her bra size out of the picture.
especially the guys. it's like, shut the fuck up. she can't do anything about what she's born with. unless you'd like to be judged by the size YOU'RE packing. I'll get out the ruler, shall I?
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All you guys who think she is fat should go masturbate to some recent Nicole Richie pictures. It seems like you all like that anorexic cocaine little girl look. Good for you. I like my women to be WOMEN and not women trying to fit into toddler clothes. This girl has a normal body without tone. I don't understand why everyone wants six-packed muscular women nowadays. The new pics are all shot from a low angle so she looks bigger than she really is. I met her last year and she looked the same in concert pics, but she was tiny! She just has a naturally wider frame because she's short, but I didn't see any fat. And her ass is huge, but she knows that. She often comments on it. Who gives a shit? J-Lo has a big ass and people love it, but God forbid Kelly does. Ya know...I really think we all should get a life. Even responding to this crap is a frivilous waste of time. I'm done.
Kelly Clarkson is not fat! I see nothing wrong with her body. She's a good role model and at least she hasn't given into the pressure to be 'stick thin'. I love seeing celebs with bodies like hers than say, Nicole Ritchie.
It's the outfit guys, not the body. Look closely - that ridiculous gold belt hits her too low, giving her a potbelly that in reality doesn't exist. Blame whatever idiot designed her concert clothes, not Clarkson, who simply has the misfortune to be a normal sized girl in a time where anorexia is the hot look.
Go Fug Yourself summer up this disaster rather nicely here: http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2006/07/fug_away.html
As a man I am ashamed. The outfit should be burned, but Kelly is very cute. I am stick thin, but I prefer women that can "wrestle". I don't like that "bag of bones" body style at all. Kelly is more my type.
dear god she has a real body not skeleton and bones... so sick of all the 'tards saying someone is fat if they are over 100 pounds these days. But if they are under 90 they are anorexic. Apparently you have to be 97.2 lbs to be "perfect".
Kelly is far from fat...it's just we are overly exposed on the blogs to the skeleton crew that are all starting to morph into on bag of bones. Star jones before surgery....fat... Kelly..normal
I think she looks good. She has a shape, and can sing her ass off. People need to start realizing that "bones" are not in style. Why does she need to justify herself for anyone..NO ONE is perfect, unless you have the plastic surgeon on speed dial. Good for Kelly..screw the water company and just stay real.
Kelly Clarkson has the perfect body. Anybody who knows how good the sex is with 'healthy' girls as opposed to those skinny little rats, knows I am right. The rest of you are homosexual children, and/or jealous little girls.
kelly in that fish-lace thing reminds me of a 89 year old vaudeville hooker who is trying to renew her nursing home rent without any money. She needs to lose 20 pounds, tone up, and only eat fleshy hotdogs that are attached to my body.
Sure, she's put on a few too many lbs, but that's why god invented anorexia. All she needs is some willpower to not eat, and she'll be back to normal in no time. You can do it Kel!
Is she fat? No. But she could stand to loose a few, let's face it. Like someone else said, cardio workouts and a healthier diet should do it. No biggie.
yes, she is OK. But doesnt she has to small breasts, and couldnt be her body more "defined", and she needs a little more tan, and don't you think her nose is to big/to small for her face?
And when she sings, it looks so ugly, the could do lipsynch, just like this girl, whats her name...nosebloody Ashlee, yes, we need another managment for Kelly, dont we!
If you're debating how hot or skinny Kelly is, she is neither but it obviously doesn't matter. She's making millions and I like her because she's talented and has a great personality.
You'll never make the money she's made in your entire lifetime. She's laughing her "fat" "ugly" ass all the way to the bank, as she should!
I think her BMI is prolly normal, and her bikini pics are fine, but I do NOT agree with that outfit she wore for that show ... girl wtf were you thinking?! She's got a great voice and doesn't need to sell her body ...
does anyone that shes kind of midget-esque. like her shoulders arent broad enough to go with her body. look at some of those pics and youll see what i mean
i bet she's hot as hell in bed. everyone knows nicole richie is one of those girls who gives limp handjobs and just lays there while having sex.
BOTTOM LINE: she's got an unfortunate body type: small chested with wide hips. it's genetics. if she toned up a bit, she'd look amazing. i don't think she looks bad now.
Before I get the, "You must be a fat chick/lesbo to defend her" bullshit, 5'5", 125lbs., size 4, married (to a hottie) for over 10 years, so fuck off.
I hope all you fucknuts who are trashing her, her weight and her small breasts -- which I guess is a crime these days -- look like Brad Pitt and have 10" dicks. Because maybe THEN you have a right to be so vicious. Dumb asses. It takes a very specific talent to write with sarcastic/humorous irony the way Todd does and not sound vile. Most of you are just meatheads whose cleverness rises only as far as, "ugly fat bitch". Gee, the eloquence. Sit down and shut up.
you people (females) are delusional. she looks so fat here. it also makes me appreciate the anorexics :D :D :D
but they never get it right, do they?? lohan looked fabulous at a bigger size and now she's anorexic. clarkson looks better at a small size and she's eating hot dogs and listening to delusional feminists about FAT POWER! us guys just can't win! :D
Kelly is not fat, but is pear shaped. My genes gave me the same problem. Solution: Boob Job. It evens your top out with the wide hips. Drastic, I know but it works
I don't think in the Easter pics she's "fat" - I think her thighs could use some targeted exercises. Not every woman's body is capable of attaining air-brushed, strategic-lighting, anorexic photos. It's about appearing healthy.
And as I've dealt with artists and production teams on tour for years - trying to eat healthy when you're exhausted... Being on tour sucks - you don't have the creature comforts of home, it's down time in a bus for hours upon hours (eat junk food, watch movies, etc), then sound-checks, interviews, makeup, food brought in by catering (usually anything but healthy) and the show. The on-tour lifestyle is not conducive to trying to live/eat a healthy lifestyle. It takes A LOT of work.
Try putting on a 90 minute show - dancing under those lights just once. Forget singing, just try to keep up.
Think about it this way - you're on a diet. THen you go on vacation. Do you stick to your diet and workout regimine while on vacation? Now expand that to 3+ months at a time.
She's overwight, and all you pro-fat people need to shut up. I mean? HELLO? Why do you have to either look like Nicole or Kelly? Can't you look healthy? She REALLY needs to go on a diet. And for all you cynics, yeah, I would put my picture in a bikini on the net with no problem, except I have decency, which for her isnt an option but w/e.
Um, hi, scroll down and see the post with Jessica Biel in a bikini playing football. That's as close to perfect as you're gonna get. Kelly is not even in the same ballpark (except the ballpark frank she's shoving into her gaping maw)
Wake up you chubby chasers. Kelly is a nasty cow-whore. You fat bitches like her because you don't have to feel so bad after you choke down two double bacon cheeseburgers and super size french fries. Get off your fat bloated asses and get some exercise.
She has an unfortunate body, huge ass and no boobs...which means she needs to lose enough weight around her ass so she looks more balanced body-wise...whatever, she looks stoned in the last picture and obviously enjoyed the hotdogs...
Ok so here's what i don't understand...Kelly has never been stick thin, not before she was on AI, not while she was on AI, and not after she won AI. She's always had a naturally pear shaped body. So if this water company wanted her to be a spokesperson what images of her did they research to choose her? Sure there may have been some times in the past that she has looked more toned than she does in the pictures shown on this blog, but she's never been a Jessica Biel.
Face it people, this company is trying to capitalize on her popularity. And they're trying to do it by throwing money in her face and then threatening to take it away if she doesn't because she doesn't fit their image of healthy.
Well she hasn't changed all that much since her AI days so what the hell was this company thinking? Perhaps they should have just picked Jessica Biel as there spokesperson, then we could all stop nit picking at all of Kelly Clarkson's short comings and get back to our own lives.
I think Kelly Clarkson is absoultely gorgeous. Her face is beautiful and I don't think she is fat. She would look more porportioned with bigger breasts, but she can't help that. Unless she got implants. But I have been a huge fan of her since the very first time I saw her on American Idol. She deosn't appear to be overweight at all, or unhealthy. I think anyone could benfit from toning their bodies, but like I said, I think she's beautiful.
What the HELL is wrong with you people?? What gives you the right to judge someone you don't even know. And how shallow are you to judge a person solely on looks. You people are everything that is wrong with society today. Kelly Clarkson is NOT fat at all!!! I agree that the pictures they posted of her are not the most flatering, but she is a beautiful person. It's good to finally see a celebrity who doesnt' feel the need to be a size ZERO, which looks very unhealthy anyway. I applaud Kelly for standing her ground with the company and feeling comfortable the way she is, we need more celebrities to look as healthy as she does. Perhaps then we won't be as brainwashed and made to think that everyone who isn't a size zero is fat!!!!
oh my god unless you all are health freaks i suggest you shut your asses up cuz i don't think you all look better in what she is wearing in those pictures....get a life and run after a freaking twinkie for the rest of your life god knows you would never make it!!
this reminds me of those dove ads in magazines - the ones that dared to show "real" women (chubby girls with curves). all the women applauded it, but every guy on earth was repulsed :D
don't get me wrong, i LOVE real women.. but i see thin women every damn day, and those ladies they chose to show looked weird and chubby
it's down time in a bus for hours upon hours (eat junk food, watch movies, etc), then sound-checks, interviews, makeup, food brought in by catering (usually anything but healthy) and the show. The on-tour lifestyle is not conducive to trying to live/eat a healthy lifestyle. It takes A LOT of work.
for many bands i would agree, but not for kelly clarkson. she has money and freedom. she can eat healthy food even late at night. she doesn't have to eat fast food, she can get something from a grocery store in any city. and hot dogs? no thin hollywood woman goes around eating hot dogs!
Ok, listen, I'm sorry but Kelly Clarkson is not attractive. She's short, stumpy and chubby. Yes, look at her thighs....and her ass. I wouldnt call her ugly, but the bitch is far from hot and just because she has a "statistically normal body in America" doesn't make her less fat. "Thick" is ScarJo or Jessica Biel or Salma Hayek. Let's try standing Kelly in a lineup with those four and see how many guys pick Kelly first - chances are not many. The bitch is a cow.
I hope you intentionally spelled 'retarDed' wrong. ;)
To touch on a few points made in her defence:
Lots of people (myself included) stick to a diet and workout regimen while on vacation. Ever seen a gym in a hotel? Yep, some of us use them. It's not there just to make pretty pictures in the brochure.
If they can pull the tourbus into a McDonald's parking lot they can CERTAINLY pull the tourbus into a grocery store parking lot. EVERY city in North America with even 15,000 people has a 24 HOUR grocery store. Don't forget, fast food restaurants have HEALTHY selections on the menu.
'Belly' Clarkson is a porker. That's MY opinion, yes. But I also live a healthy lifestyle. Whole grain products, lots of fruits and veggies, skim milk, fat free yogurt, chicken and fish, etc, etc. NO fast food. NONE for me, please.
Yes, health is a LIFESTYLE/COMMITMENT. It's not the "20 minutes a day, three times a week" bullshit that so many companies try to sell people. Companies say this to make it sound 'convenient' and appeal to a person's lazy side. Funny enough, it's convenience and laziness that has contributed heavily to the perspective customer's overweight/unhealthy state.
And I'm not surprised that some people find her pretty or attractive. Afterall, even midget porn has its fans. haha
And to those who love those 'Dove - Real Beauty' advertisements:
Dove is owned by the same company who owns Axe BodySpray. So the same company that tells you to be proud and self-respecting is also telling guys that model-thin women will throw themselves at you just because you smell like musk. ;)
She's short, chubby, flat chested and fugly. Poor thing. I don't care if that bitch is making millions. I'm not a millionaire, but I make six figures a year and I'm a goddess compared to that little troll. I'd rather have less money, no fame and be pretty, thank you.
For God's sake, now the all the hollywierds are going to drive Kelly Clarkson into anorexia! Leave the girl alone. So what if she is not heroin-thin? I personally applaud her for not selling out and becoming another stick figure on a stage.
At least she looks like a woman and not an 8 year old boy (Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton).
mischa barton is so sexy
i'd like to see belly clarkson go anorexic... i want her to be the next lindsay lohan. and i hope she gets a boyfriend that beats her, for releasing that shitty "since u been gone" song
She just eye-fucked the ford camera in that "wanna win my ride?".
She'll need to keep it up if she ever wants anything besides a just released from jail blind from congenital syphillis coke-headed three-time grandma rapist. The only curves clarkson has are the ones on the edge of a pizza, and even then, I believe I'd rather be caught fucking a papa john's vegetarian special next to the naked cowboy in times square than stick my dick anywhere near that yeast filled atrophic meatwallet she refers to has a vagina. Bitch so fat when I fucked her, she gave me high cholesterol!
She just eye-fucked the ford camera in that "wanna win my ride?".
She'll need to keep it up if she ever wants anything besides a just released from jail blind from congenital syphillis coke-headed three-time grandma rapist.
The only curves clarkson has are the ones on the edge of a pizza, and even then, I believe I'd rather be caught fucking a papa john's vegetarian special next to the naked cowboy in times square than stick my dick anywhere near that yeast filled atrophic meatwallet she refers to has a vagina. Bitch so fat when I fucked her, she gave me high cholesterol!
I've just looked at your pics, and must say that you WOULD know a thing or two about staying in shape. Whatever you do, keep on doing it! You have a healthy body type for sure.
I'd certainly dodge traffic to get to your side of the street. :-D
ENOUGH! Finally, it's good to see a NORMAL woman's body in the spotlight. Kelly should tell the water company to F OFF and just keep singing. I think she looks fine. Paris Hilton and Keira Knightly, on the other hand, look like skeletons wrapped in saran wrap.
She is a little on the heavy side. She's built like a dude, and it just isn't attractive. She needs boobs to balance out those hips, because it's not proportionate. I'd still hit it.
This is coming from a chick who's 5'6", 145 pounds, and a size 8. With boobies.
perhaps we don't want to see a normal woman with a normal body.
As we don't want to see that, pop singers who look like that should wear more clothes and not less clothes!
Perhaps... if she slimmed up then she could wear more revealing outfits. But if she insists on showing more skin I insist on saying "eewwwww" until the skin contains less fight and is more tight.
She looks like a whale tangled up in all that fishnet -- thar she blows! Just kidding. Shes not obese but she is overweight, and of course there's her face to contend with. The overall picture is really not that nice.
"You are forgetting that the people on here whom we make comments about consciously chose a profession that lends itself to public scrutiny (and, therefore, some ridicule) and is based on how you look. No, you don't have to be hot and thin to be a singer, but you do to be a POP singer."
Can we just get it straight that "pop" is not a definite type of music? It's short for popular, therefore anything that's listened to by a large amount of people is "pop" music. So either come out and say all singers should be "hot and skinny" or come up with a better excuse.
I totally drool for her. I am a very lean, very athletic male. It would be tragic if she (1) "enhanced" those cute little breasts, or (2) otherwise through some bogus unnatural procedure joined the endless plastic clones populating Hollywood. Same goes for Ashlee's (formerly( uniquely cute nose. Beauty IS purely in the eye of the beholder, not in some external fascist artificial pack-animal ideal.
Okay I think the one thing that EVERYONE is forgetting is her height. I'm only 5'2 and a size 0 but I don't look like Jessica Biel because she is TALL!
If you don't have the body type then you don't have the body type. I agree that she should be more toned but when you're a pear your ass and thighs are going to be bigger no matter what.
This is a perfect example of how body image is so distorted in the minds of Americans. Kelly appears to be at a healthy weight. She is clearly not obese. Would you like her to starve herself so she can live up to your distorted image of what a woman should look like? She's tallented, and she's beautifulwith a normal, healthy body. Ever heard of anorexia? It's an unfortunate affliction that is taking over much of Hollywood as actresses try to live up to the skin-and-bones standard of beauty. I admire Kelly for staying true to herself and her health. Right on Kelly!
I cannot believe the shit on this site. Gosh women have it hard enough without everyone thinking we should look like the same size. Gosh how would the men find their women when all of us look-a-like. Grow up and smell the damn roses. I grew up with people telling me I was fat, I look back and realized I never was. But now I have a weight problem due to inconsiderate people! So get off your damn soap box and talk about something you know not something you don't know!
well she is a decent singer,but i can't watch her preform on tv....or talk at that.her clothes are poorly picked out & her "twang"is overly done.She's from tx , but come on now!she sets the example bad for tx gals!we like steaks, bread & tex mex food, but not as much as her!poor girl, why can't she use her fame & fortune to get her to a smaller size?i would if i had the opp.,guess she likes the pudge!i give her credit!She can sing,"since you've been gone"..all she wants, but when can we sing that to her?kelly won't be gone to quickly , she has alot to lose! but mark my word, you'll she her become thin soon enough, all stars have eating disorders!start puking kelly!
Okay saw her on her concert 2 days ago and I gotta say I think she took the deal she looks skinnier. No bellie smaller butt and smaller arms. her BElly is gone. Her shirt got lifted up when she was waving her arms and her stomach is small and her face is smaller and skinnier. I'm not a kelly fan just took my girlfriend to see her but I gotta say she must have worked out etremely well, she even thanked her personal trainer for taking care of her during her tour, and I watched ET and they said she switched to all organic diet. She actually looks skinny now, I do think shes going for the muscle skinny. And her hair is like shorter, Like her hair in her LOW video.
Yeah saw her 5 days ago and she was skinny, dont worry not anorexic skinny like muscle skinny, I gotta say she wore a belly showing shirt and she looked like she was forming abs. And I cam early for the concert and she waved at us while she was running down the stairs with her trainer, and she gave out vitamin water in the meet and greet, it was cool. And her hair looks like reddish brownish and it was a little shorter than the LOW video. Oh yeah she's nominated for 2 VMA for because of you so vote for her for viewers choice kelly fans!
I've never heard any of her music, because I'm not a fan of popular music. So all I have to judge her by is these pictures. Fat? No, not compared to someone who is, say, 5'6" and 300 lbs, for example.
Should she be wearing that particular outfit? No, she absolutely shouldn't, and she should probably have a good stylist take her in hand and show her how to dress more attractively for her body type.
Pick up a Playboy from the mid-60s if you want to get a good idea of how much our cultural ideals of beauty have changed over the years. All those women would look like overweight hairy cows to today's eyes.
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Well, if the look she was going for at the show,was "big fat gut and small tits," then she did a great job.
By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM
At least she knows how to eat a 'sammich' I mean all these nasty lookin skeletons in hollywood, it's good to see someone with a little "fluff" make it.
By Cletuscat, on 1:00 PM
What's funny is that in the Vitamin Water ads you'd think she was teeny tiny... talk about some fancy airbrushing.
She must really be feeling the pressure to slim down what with the rest of Hollywood going for the emaciated look.
Seems like you just can't win either way.
By Anonymous, on 1:01 PM
You know, I'm all about laughing at celebrities. But when this site veers into misogynistic territory then I've had enough. Kelly Clarkson does not have a model's body, but then again, only rare genetic freaks do. I hope Kelly turns down the deal and saves her dignity. If I drank this sh*t, I would now stop, but since I don't fall for stupid ploys like vitamin water, I'm good.
By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM
oh come on you guys, just cuz she's not starving herself and doesn't have bones protruding doesn't mean she's fat! She looks healthy, I mean, it's so good that she's got a positive self image and is comfortable in her own body! What a great role model!
haha, just kidding. Lard Ass! Lard Ass! Lard ass! Chow down, wide load!
By The One, on 1:03 PM
Oh, god the fatties are going to go crazy in the comments again just like last time!
Brace yourselves...
By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM
I can't believe she wears shit like that at her shows. Jesus. Have some dignity, girl. She looks like a homeless, dyke, biker prostitute.
By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM
Todd you have no penis. Kelly's good looking, and if you think she is 'fat' you like man cock. Thick man cock. Good luck with that, Todd.
She's thick yes, obese no, pretty yes, dick for Todd no.
By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM
that is disgusting. seeing this hideous land beast makes me sad in the pants.
By guru, on 1:08 PM
"Oh, god the fatties are going to go crazy in the comments again just like last time! "
Are you an asshole all the time, or just sometimes?
Kelly has an unfortunte body type. Everybody knows somebody that looks like kelly-small upper body, weight centralized in belly and thighs. She's a pear. she looks like any typical girl walking down the street.
Give the girl a break. Not everyone can look like a stick figure. It's called genetics. And when good genetics AREN"T on your side, you end up with chronic dieters, addicited to pills, and surgery or whatever.
I love the pudge!!!!!! She's normal.
Proud to wear a size 8! Which I'm sure is considered obese by many people in this crazy country.
By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM
1:07 = Fat girl.
By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM
She looks normal sized to me...the outfit is horrible though!
Fat? nah...
By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM
Nice to see a woman with a little meat on her bones.
By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
I'm so mad you didn't include pictures from her Proactiv commercials with all the whiteheads all over her face. Those are hot! You suck.
By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
1:09 = Lindsey Lohan and Nicole Ritche lover.
By Anonymous, on 1:12 PM
There aren't enough fatties defending her yet. Wait until all the fat girl support group message boards hear about this, then the "you're mean with no dick" comments will really come pouring in.
By Anonymous, on 1:13 PM
Fat would be a tad bit harsh. But she's certainly not muscular (i.e. "fit") enough to be pushing the image of "this water will make you look like you run marathons." She kind of has thunder thighs.
By Oedipa Maas, on 1:13 PM
Oops...I meant 1:08!!
By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM
I hear Sumo wrestling is gaining popularity worldwide. Maybe she's looking to compete. Her and Brit could work out a tag-team number and sport some Nacho Libre outfits. Keep scarfin' them hot dogs Kelly! Keep the dream alive!
By Moo, on 1:14 PM
the ironic thing is those vitamin waters have as much sugar in them as a candy bar....
By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM
ACtually, I just got back from my Jenny Craig meeting. I'm finally down to a size 0 and weigh 79 pounds. I really want to be 70 pounds. I'm so ugly and fat!!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM
This girl needs a personal trainer and hourly workouts like Jessica Biel. There are exercises she can do (like Pilates) which will help lean her body out to appear less pear shaped and longer. The girl is overweight and out of shape. If she's going to be famous and wear slutty shit like that, she needs to slim down.
By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM
:D i thought Pink was fugly... kelly clarkson takes the cake (pun intended!) no tits and a terrible body.. worst bikini pics ever. life ain't just about singing honey! put that hot dog down! :D
By Anonymous, on 1:20 PM
even if you don't think she's FAT, you gotta admit she's UGLY
By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM
I think she would look a lot less fat if the clothes changed. She tends to wear things that make her look "fleshy". She should fire her stylist, if she has one...
By Anonymous, on 1:24 PM
Does she have a hole to stick it in? Then I'd do her! 'nuff said.
By Anonymous, on 1:25 PM
Kelly would get away with the weight a lot easier if she had a pretty face, but she has that stubby face and pig snout, and she's just not pretty. She's short, flat chested, chubby, not pretty and has acne. Very sad combo. At least she can sing!
By Anonymous, on 1:26 PM
I swear that girl has undiagnosed Dwarfism. She has all the characteristics of a "little person."
By Anonymous, on 1:27 PM
I can see the future K-Fed wife now lol lol lol lol
I mean look at Britney she was never anorecix but at least when she performed she looked toned and in shape. I think Kelly needs to give up the whole hey I am fat thing so what! She needs to get it together before the Chettio and bare foot to the bathroom pics show lol lol lol!
By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM
Okay, so Kelly's talents and her body is well, er...average. Think about yourself and the people you hang with. America is full of fatties, so statistically speaking the majority of you and the people you hang with are obese. I'd like to see you in a bikini on a hater website!
By Anonymous, on 1:29 PM
She better start purging like a pro ASAP, or her career is doomed. Nobody watches those female pop stars for their voice.
By Anonymous, on 1:30 PM
Vitamin water has a lot of sugar? I guess I never looked. Damn, i guess it's plain water for me from now on.
By Anonymous, on 1:34 PM
Most of America is fat, so fatties voted Kelly the winner. They supported a fellow fat girl. If it weren't for all the fat girls, kelly would not be a millionaire today. Sad, but true.
It's just like all the fat black people who voted Ruben Studdard the winner later. It was between voting for a gay guy or a fat, black guy. It's more acceptable to be fat than gay in this country. Even if the fat person is less talented that the flaming red queer. Sad, but true.
By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM
Okay now before I'm called fat, please know that I run marathons, am 5'11" and weigh 139.
We've got to stop demanding that our starlets are cookie cutters. Jessica Biel? Must be a lesbo, she has too much muscle. Nichole R? Oh she's gross too, doesn't eat enough. Britney? Only hot when acting like a whore with a 17 year old body.
I mean seriously. Not all of our stars are going to look a certain way. Sometimes, singers should, like, you know, be able to sing? Kelly could probably stand to lose a few pounds, but frankly if that meant that instead of being 100% into her music, she became annoying and high maintenance? I'd prefer a chubby KC.
WHATEVER Todd, you'd so do Kelly.
By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
She looks like a normal girl in the bikini pictures. In the concert pics, though, she looks like a normal girl who wears terribly unflattering clothes. That shirt would make Nicole Ritchie look like she had a gut.
By Kristin, on 1:46 PM
I think Kelly looks great. Where are they getting that she's fat? I'm not seeing this. Excuse the crap out of her for having some dang curves.
By Elaine wanna-be, on 1:47 PM
It's a damn shame you've got all of those sexy pictures of her followed by that one with the hotdog. Sweet jesus.
By Jester959, on 1:48 PM
She looks curvy and cute to me. Alright the hotdog was not a great idea but we all eat like that sometimes, only we don't have cameras on us to catch it. But really keep calling real (even smaller than most) woman fat and then those young girls who watch the media will enjoy all these wonderful ideas of health that you put in their heads..you stupid F**ker!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:55 PM
While 'Belly Clarkson' may not be morbidly obese, she's certainly not healthy enough to be pimping ANY fitness product.
How much longer until we see her in a commercial for one of those diabetic testing gadgets?? Better watch out, B.B. King!
How about some commercials for 'Curves'??
I'm currently in a cast and on crutches for torn ankle ligaments (basketball..) and could still beat the 'chunker' in a feet VS crutches race.
I'm not the first to come up with 'Belly Clarkson', am I?? Seems like such an easy nickname. Too easy actually. haha
JJ
PS: Why do fat chicks give better head? Because they're usually hungry!
By joejoe, on 1:56 PM
0 is the new 2
2 is the new 4
6 is the new 14
Kelly is fat.
That's fine.
Fat white chick's have always been a staple for black guys.
It's not like she won't get laid.
By Will, on 2:00 PM
I'd hardly call her fat unless you stand her next to Nicole Ritchie. Stand her next to Rosie O'Donnell or the ugly chick from "King of Queens" who ballooned after her baby...
If KC had bigger breasts it would make her butt look less big.
By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
The people who mock her for having a statistically ordinary weight are probably giant blobs of cellulite. Dare ya to post pics of yourself.
By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
The people who mock her for having a statistically ordinary weight are probably giant blobs of cellulite. Dare ya to post pics of yourself.
i'm a guy and fatter than her, but ya know what? i won't go out in a swimsuit either. :D i know my limits. that combination of small tits and fatness is just really gross
By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
If you're a woman and your gut sticks out further than your tits, most men will not find you attractive. You look more like a fat, out of shape guy than a ripe, sexy woman. Sorry, but that's nature.
By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM
I love the internet with all it's anonymity and easy sarcasm. All the clever, clever folks here with the fattie comments wouldn't dare to post pictures of themselves. Even if they weren't fat, chances are they're balding, skinny, overbitten, pimpled, or some other deformity. And if they did, and people poked fun...? "Hey, uh, I was being ironic!" Ahhh, you models of idontlikeyouinthatway.com crack me the fuck up!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
Her "gut" doesn't really stick out farther than her "tits."
By Oedipa Maas, on 2:23 PM
2:22
You are forgetting that the people on here whom we make comments about consciously chose a profession that lends itself to public scrutiny (and, therefore, some ridicule) and is based on how you look. No, you don't have to be hot and thin to be a singer, but you do to be a POP singer.
By Oedipa Maas, on 2:25 PM
I've been a big fan of Smart Water for years. Suddenly, I believe I've lost my taste for it. You don't have to be a twig to be healthy and represent a company.
By Anonymous, on 2:26 PM
haha larde ass!
http://www.playpacman.net
By Anonymous, on 2:26 PM
I want to take a poll -
How many fatties are defending Kelly Clarkson's fatness on this thread?
a.) One fattie.
b.) Two fatties.
c.) Who cares? They're fat and so is Kelly Clarkson.
d.) I farted.
Don't call the voting line until after the show. Remember it's an 888 number, not and 800 number.
By ryan seacrest, on 2:26 PM
She really just has an upsettingly unfortunate body. Remember when she got all skinny? Her stomach still looked...fucked up.
By Malcolm, on 2:36 PM
she needs to do some ab work is all. if it was my *fitness* product she was selling, i'd want her abs to be tight. these high school dropouts should be required to do SOMETHING to earn their ridiculous salaries.
By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM
she needs to do some ab work is all.
naw.. she needs to do cardio/diet. notice all the fat in her face and thighs? only cardio can get rid of that.
By Anonymous, on 2:58 PM
i dunno i think she looks pretty hot like that. girls need big asses dammit!
By Anonymous, on 3:08 PM
What people seem to be missing here is that she only looks so terrible because she's dressing like such a whore. I don't expect all women to be super-thin and busty, but if you're a thick girl with small tits you shouldn't try to dress like goddamn Paris Hilton. Wear a sensible one-piece swimsuit! Wear something that isn't a see-through lace top! Sheesh!
By Anonymous, on 3:15 PM
i love how people are saying "at least she's not skinny!" um, because looking extremely bloated is beatiful? if she didn't want criticsm, she shoudln't wear that abomination on stage.
people need to quit being so far up her cooch.
By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM
Miss Maas- Yes, I understand that being a celebrity entitles you to a lifetime of ridicule, but come on. It's not like Kelly Clarkson is out doing coke and pulling trains. By all accounts she's a very nice girl from Texas. Besides, working in a public profession may endanger you to paparazzi, but that doesn't mean I don't think what they do is disgusting. Finally, there have been many Rubenesque singers, from the great Anita to Ann... Wilson from Heart. It really doesn't bother me that Miss Clarkson is maybe ten pounds pudgy. I don't think it should bother any normal person. Does it bother you?
By Anonymous, on 3:24 PM
she looks fine. how much money you wanna bet she is about a size 4? you guys seen a lot of famous people in real life? way way way skinnier than in any photos. she fucking looks fine.
except for the mosquito bites that are her tits. that's just sad.
By alosha, on 3:29 PM
this bitch needs to be performing on stage with a track suit and some new balances. i dont know how the fuck you wanna sell fitness water and you have a visible lard belly and cottage cheese thighs. and where are her breasts????
By prettyboy, on 3:33 PM
She looks Yummy !!!
By Anonymous, on 3:40 PM
"I don't think it should bother any normal person. Does it bother you?"
So if I answer that, I'm abnormal? Fuck.
By Oedipa Maas, on 3:42 PM
Vitamin Water is FAR from a health conscious beverage choice: Per Bottle - 130 calories, 65 mg sodium, 32 g total carbs, 31 g sugar, 0 protein. IngredientsL Fiktered water, fructose (sugar), gum arabic, modified food starch, glycerol ester of wood rosin, and a bunch of things I can't pronounce and can't be bothered typing. Want something healthy - drink regular water. Vitamin Water is not a health drink by any means. I'm a nutritionist and would never recommend Vitamin Water to my clients.
By loreena, on 3:52 PM
I'm told she's a major lesbian icon.
...Hint hint.
By sam991, on 4:02 PM
Kelly is far from fat...it's just we are overly exposed on the blogs to the skeleton crew that are all starting to morph into on bag of bones. Star jones before surgery....fat... Kelly..normal
By Anonymous, on 4:12 PM
4:02, I'm told you're a douchebag. Hint hint.
By Anonymous, on 4:18 PM
She's a bit tubby, but I don't see what the big deal is. I'd call her normal, but normal isn't always what people want to sell their stupid water.
By Anonymous, on 5:02 PM
Geez guys make up your minds. Nicole Richie is too skinny, Kelly Clarkson is too fat. Exactly what is exceptable?
By the way - Jessica Biel ain't no little girl - she's THICK - but you're loving that....
By Anonymous, on 6:01 PM
So much wrong with this girl....
1-lose the nose stud, so unattractive and 1980's.
2-Learn how to dress sensible yet attractive for a larger size girl.
3-larger gals don't look good with a belly ring-remove.
4-A nice haircut and a single dark color would look good on her.
5-Change the makeup so she doesn't look like a tramp.
6-The belly looks like the start of a pregnant belly...you wait soon there will be rumors and pics of baby Clarkson.(Fathered by K-Fed on Spring break from Brit)
Kelly does need to lose some weight, get a nicer look and learn how to sing. Sheesh what's the world coming to??
By Anonymous, on 7:43 PM
I'm a nutritionist and would never recommend Vitamin Water to my clients.
ANY drink that's not water has calories in it, even orange juice or grape juice or gatorade.
By Anonymous, on 7:52 PM
It can really be hard to thin down thighs like that. I tried everything (hours of pilates, yoga, cardio, etc) and you know what worked? Having a baby and then breastfeeding said baby. How? Body stores fat on thighs, hips, breasts, stomach during pregnancy to later facilitate milk production. All that fat that had been sitting on my thighs since age 12: gone. I really feel for her- at least I have DDs to balance them out. Other than that I think she looks great. And, vitamin water sucks. You'd be better of drinking Crystal Light (5 cals per serving).
By Anonymous, on 8:02 PM
Ok, some asshole said something about "AT LEAST SHE HAS CURVES"... bull shit, how does looking slovenly qualify for having curves as though it's a good thing... they are in all the wrong places. the nice curves can be had by skinny and thin, and being fat does not make you the good curvy. whatever, beer belly
And it's not like she's always looked like that, she went through a buff stage where she looked like she was in great shape, had muscle tone, and actually looked healthy. Now she looks like she is what she eats (a weiner, or a sausage)
Also, ryan seacrest 2:26 - I choose b, two fatties! hahahahaha
By the one, on 8:30 PM
you say kelly is far from fat because you are probably in america or canada or some fat ass country, where more than half the pops. are overweight and about 1/3 are obese. people need to recognize that our gluttoness cultures are telling us it is ok to carry so much damn excess chub around.
By the one, on 8:32 PM
loreena, provided you're not a trackpants-n-gym-n-fitness fag, vitamin water is a sensible choice, particularly for those that are coming off a 2-liter a day coca cola habit. the idea that you would be coming out against it is a little reckless. granted, it's crammed full of preservatives, but it's much closer to water than the ordinary shit most people swill...with a couplea vitamins too.
By Malcolm, on 8:53 PM
whew, she is PERFECT!
By Anonymous, on 8:54 PM
My Gawd. It is time the Kellys of the world took over. This woman is NOT fat. She is probably slimmer than 90% of America for crying out loud.
It is high time the media got a clue and stopped parading a bunch of anorexic skeletons in front of us as if they were the ideal.
Sad. Sad that women are subjected to such rigid and unrealistic standards and critiqued if they are not bulimic/anorexic/skeletal.
I would far rather listen/watch a woman who can REALLY sing than one that shakes her ass and her surgically enhanced breasts in a sleazy outfit.
Am I a huge Kelly fan? Not really. But I think the music scene (as everything else) values extreme thinness and sluttines over talent.
By Anonymous, on 9:02 PM
Wow, she is living the American Dream... on the Krispy Kreme diet. Disgusting.
By Anonymous, on 9:52 PM
everyone needs to leave her bra size out of the picture.
especially the guys. it's like, shut the fuck up. she can't do anything about what she's born with. unless you'd like to be judged by the size YOU'RE packing. I'll get out the ruler, shall I?
excuse me, I'ma go stuff my bra now. bastards.
By Anonymous, on 10:03 PM
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By Anonymous, on 11:20 PM
All you guys who think she is fat should go masturbate to some recent Nicole Richie pictures. It seems like you all like that anorexic cocaine little girl look. Good for you. I like my women to be WOMEN and not women trying to fit into toddler clothes. This girl has a normal body without tone. I don't understand why everyone wants six-packed muscular women nowadays. The new pics are all shot from a low angle so she looks bigger than she really is. I met her last year and she looked the same in concert pics, but she was tiny! She just has a naturally wider frame because she's short, but I didn't see any fat. And her ass is huge, but she knows that. She often comments on it. Who gives a shit? J-Lo has a big ass and people love it, but God forbid Kelly does. Ya know...I really think we all should get a life. Even responding to this crap is a frivilous waste of time. I'm done.
By Anonymous, on 11:55 PM
Kelly Clarkson is not fat! I see nothing wrong with her body. She's a good role model and at least she hasn't given into the pressure to be 'stick thin'. I love seeing celebs with bodies like hers than say, Nicole Ritchie.
By Anonymous, on 12:12 AM
It's the outfit guys, not the body. Look closely - that ridiculous gold belt hits her too low, giving her a potbelly that in reality doesn't exist. Blame whatever idiot designed her concert clothes, not Clarkson, who simply has the misfortune to be a normal sized girl in a time where anorexia is the hot look.
Go Fug Yourself summer up this disaster rather nicely here: http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2006/07/fug_away.html
By Anonymous, on 12:25 AM
Personally I think she looks fine. Especially in her bikini pictures.
By Anonymous, on 1:54 AM
See, if she had a D-sized rack to go with the curves she'd be okay.
By Anonymous, on 5:34 AM
How is she fat? yeah, she's not toned enough for that bikini but I don't see her as fat.
By Anonymous, on 5:50 AM
She looks like a normal healthy woman to me. The anorexia craze in Hollywood is getting so old.
By Anonymous, on 5:57 AM
As a man I am ashamed. The outfit should be burned, but Kelly is very cute. I am stick thin, but I prefer women that can "wrestle". I don't like that "bag of bones" body style at all. Kelly is more my type.
By JetBlackNinja, on 6:38 AM
dear god she has a real body not skeleton and bones... so sick of all the 'tards saying someone is fat if they are over 100 pounds these days. But if they are under 90 they are anorexic. Apparently you have to be 97.2 lbs to be "perfect".
By Anonymous, on 6:48 AM
Kelly is far from fat...it's just we are overly exposed on the blogs to the skeleton crew that are all starting to morph into on bag of bones. Star jones before surgery....fat... Kelly..normal
i agree... kelly clarkson is a piggy
By Anonymous, on 6:54 AM
She demonstrates how a woman should look. She is not a sack of bones an no where near being fat. Her body type is perfect IMO. You go Kelly!
By Bman, on 7:26 AM
I think she looks good. She has a shape, and can sing her ass off. People need to start realizing that "bones" are not in style. Why does she need to justify herself for anyone..NO ONE is perfect, unless you have the plastic surgeon on speed dial. Good for Kelly..screw the water company and just stay real.
By Anonymous, on 9:20 AM
i think kelly looks great!
By Anonymous, on 10:08 AM
Kelly Clarkson has the perfect body. Anybody who knows how good the sex is with 'healthy' girls as opposed to those skinny little rats, knows I am right. The rest of you are homosexual children, and/or jealous little girls.
By Anonymous, on 10:54 AM
that bitch is isexy
By Little Debbie, on 11:16 AM
kelly in that fish-lace thing reminds me of a 89 year old vaudeville hooker who is trying to renew her nursing home rent without any money. She needs to lose 20 pounds, tone up, and only eat fleshy hotdogs that are attached to my body.
Make that hotdog, singular.
By Anonymous, on 11:22 AM
A bit pudgely. She needs to hire Jessica Biel's personal trainer - that girl's body is a masterpiece.
By Anonymous, on 11:29 AM
At least she seems to be comfortable with her body. That's more than you can say about a lot of other chicks, even when they look anorexic.
By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM
Jessica Biel, Scarlett Jo are PROPORTIONED. This chick is short and stumpy and nasty. There IS a happy medium btwn. Clarkson and Richie!
By Voracious, on 1:04 PM
"Normal"=average...IS fat in America people. Just because there are a lot of "normal" people out there doesn't make it healthy or attractive.
By Voracious, on 1:05 PM
Sure, she's put on a few too many lbs, but that's why god invented anorexia. All she needs is some willpower to not eat, and she'll be back to normal in no time. You can do it Kel!
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
Is she fat? No. But she could stand to loose a few, let's face it.
Like someone else said, cardio workouts and a healthier diet should do it.
No biggie.
By wyatt, on 1:56 PM
yes, she is OK.
But doesnt she has to small breasts, and couldnt be her body more "defined", and she needs a little more tan, and don't you think her nose is to big/to small for her face?
Oh yes, of course I don't like this skinny, silicon pumped blondes. It is fake, and it is horrible, but would Kelly look better on the red carpet and so...?
A role model like Xtina, or Beyoncé , or Paris. It would be so hoooot.
And when she sings, it looks so ugly, the could do lipsynch, just like this girl, whats her name...nosebloody Ashlee, yes, we need another managment for Kelly, dont we!
Verena
By v, on 2:01 PM
If you're debating how hot or skinny Kelly is, she is neither but it obviously doesn't matter. She's making millions and I like her because she's talented and has a great personality.
You'll never make the money she's made in your entire lifetime. She's laughing her "fat" "ugly" ass all the way to the bank, as she should!
By Anonymous, on 3:11 PM
I think her BMI is prolly normal, and her bikini pics are fine, but I do NOT agree with that outfit she wore for that show ... girl wtf were you thinking?! She's got a great voice and doesn't need to sell her body ...
By Anonymous, on 4:03 PM
I beg to differ with 3:11. At least i won't spend all my hard earned cash on McDonalds and milkshakes.
Besides, we're not all paupers.
By sam991, on 5:50 PM
Anon's, however, probably are.
By sam991, on 5:51 PM
Clearly Ms. Clarkson rides the short bus.
By Anonymous, on 6:30 PM
Do you honestly think she's making millions? I doubt it.
By Anonymous, on 6:31 PM
does anyone that shes kind of midget-esque. like her shoulders arent broad enough to go with her body. look at some of those pics and youll see what i mean
By Anonymous, on 6:48 PM
i bet she's hot as hell in bed. everyone knows nicole richie is one of those girls who gives limp handjobs and just lays there while having sex.
BOTTOM LINE:
she's got an unfortunate body type: small chested with wide hips. it's genetics. if she toned up a bit, she'd look amazing. i don't think she looks bad now.
By Anonymous, on 7:27 PM
Let's see how Todd and Jenny look in their bathing suits. Snarky, I'll bet.
By Anonymous, on 7:36 PM
Before I get the, "You must be a fat chick/lesbo to defend her" bullshit, 5'5", 125lbs., size 4, married (to a hottie) for over 10 years, so fuck off.
I hope all you fucknuts who are trashing her, her weight and her small breasts -- which I guess is a crime these days -- look like Brad Pitt and have 10" dicks. Because maybe THEN you have a right to be so vicious. Dumb asses. It takes a very specific talent to write with sarcastic/humorous irony the way Todd does and not sound vile. Most of you are just meatheads whose cleverness rises only as far as, "ugly fat bitch". Gee, the eloquence. Sit down and shut up.
By Anonymous, on 12:48 AM
i think her body looks fine.
By Anonymous, on 12:55 AM
you people (females) are delusional. she looks so fat here. it also makes me appreciate the anorexics :D :D :D
but they never get it right, do they?? lohan looked fabulous at a bigger size and now she's anorexic. clarkson looks better at a small size and she's eating hot dogs and listening to delusional feminists about FAT POWER! us guys just can't win! :D
By Anonymous, on 1:17 AM
Kelly is not fat, but is pear shaped. My genes gave me the same problem. Solution: Boob Job. It evens your top out with the wide hips. Drastic, I know but it works
By Anonymous, on 9:10 AM
the poor thing has the worst body type on earth: no tits to speak off and a huge ass/h
By alex kozlov, on 9:25 AM
I bet that she's cries every time she sees herself on tv.
By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM
I don't think in the Easter pics she's "fat" - I think her thighs could use some targeted exercises. Not every woman's body is capable of attaining air-brushed, strategic-lighting, anorexic photos. It's about appearing healthy.
And as I've dealt with artists and production teams on tour for years - trying to eat healthy when you're exhausted... Being on tour sucks - you don't have the creature comforts of home, it's down time in a bus for hours upon hours (eat junk food, watch movies, etc), then sound-checks, interviews, makeup, food brought in by catering (usually anything but healthy) and the show. The on-tour lifestyle is not conducive to trying to live/eat a healthy lifestyle. It takes A LOT of work.
Try putting on a 90 minute show - dancing under those lights just once. Forget singing, just try to keep up.
Think about it this way - you're on a diet. THen you go on vacation. Do you stick to your diet and workout regimine while on vacation? Now expand that to 3+ months at a time.
Give the poor girl a break.
By SK, on 12:54 PM
She's overwight, and all you pro-fat people need to shut up. I mean? HELLO? Why do you have to either look like Nicole or Kelly? Can't you look healthy? She REALLY needs to go on a diet. And for all you cynics, yeah, I would put my picture in a bikini on the net with no problem, except I have decency, which for her isnt an option but w/e.
By Anonymous, on 3:40 PM
10:54 "Kelly Clarkson has the perfect body"
Um, hi, scroll down and see the post with Jessica Biel in a bikini playing football. That's as close to perfect as you're gonna get. Kelly is not even in the same ballpark (except the ballpark frank she's shoving into her gaping maw)
Wake up you chubby chasers. Kelly is a nasty cow-whore. You fat bitches like her because you don't have to feel so bad after you choke down two double bacon cheeseburgers and super size french fries. Get off your fat bloated asses and get some exercise.
By Anonymous, on 4:09 PM
She has an unfortunate body, huge ass and no boobs...which means she needs to lose enough weight around her ass so she looks more balanced body-wise...whatever, she looks stoned in the last picture and obviously enjoyed the hotdogs...
By Anonymous, on 4:12 PM
It is funny how you criticize Ms. Kelly Clarkson when you apparently are not making the money she is.
You probably don not look half as well as she does, not to mention having the voice. Think about it. You are just making yourself look like a fool.
By Anonymous, on 6:38 PM
Ok so here's what i don't understand...Kelly has never been stick thin, not before she was on AI, not while she was on AI, and not after she won AI. She's always had a naturally pear shaped body. So if this water company wanted her to be a spokesperson what images of her did they research to choose her? Sure there may have been some times in the past that she has looked more toned than she does in the pictures shown on this blog, but she's never been a Jessica Biel.
Face it people, this company is trying to capitalize on her popularity. And they're trying to do it by throwing money in her face and then threatening to take it away if she doesn't because she doesn't fit their image of healthy.
Well she hasn't changed all that much since her AI days so what the hell was this company thinking? Perhaps they should have just picked Jessica Biel as there spokesperson, then we could all stop nit picking at all of Kelly Clarkson's short comings and get back to our own lives.
Retarted.
By KAS, on 8:09 PM
I think Kelly Clarkson is absoultely gorgeous. Her face is beautiful and I don't think she is fat. She would look more porportioned with bigger breasts, but she can't help that. Unless she got implants. But I have been a huge fan of her since the very first time I saw her on American Idol. She deosn't appear to be overweight at all, or unhealthy. I think anyone could benfit from toning their bodies, but like I said, I think she's beautiful.
By skullcookie, on 10:06 PM
What the HELL is wrong with you people?? What gives you the right to judge someone you don't even know. And how shallow are you to judge a person solely on looks. You people are everything that is wrong with society today. Kelly Clarkson is NOT fat at all!!! I agree that the pictures they posted of her are not the most flatering, but she is a beautiful person. It's good to finally see a celebrity who doesnt' feel the need to be a size ZERO, which looks very unhealthy anyway. I applaud Kelly for standing her ground with the company and feeling comfortable the way she is, we need more celebrities to look as healthy as she does. Perhaps then we won't be as brainwashed and made to think that everyone who isn't a size zero is fat!!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:16 AM
oh my god unless you all are health freaks i suggest you shut your asses up cuz i don't think you all look better in what she is wearing in those pictures....get a life and run after a freaking twinkie for the rest of your life god knows you would never make it!!
By Anonymous, on 6:52 AM
this reminds me of those dove ads in magazines - the ones that dared to show "real" women (chubby girls with curves). all the women applauded it, but every guy on earth was repulsed :D
don't get me wrong, i LOVE real women.. but i see thin women every damn day, and those ladies they chose to show looked weird and chubby
it's down time in a bus for hours upon hours (eat junk food, watch movies, etc), then sound-checks, interviews, makeup, food brought in by catering (usually anything but healthy) and the show. The on-tour lifestyle is not conducive to trying to live/eat a healthy lifestyle. It takes A LOT of work.
for many bands i would agree, but not for kelly clarkson. she has money and freedom. she can eat healthy food even late at night. she doesn't have to eat fast food, she can get something from a grocery store in any city. and hot dogs? no thin hollywood woman goes around eating hot dogs!
By Anonymous, on 8:22 AM
I'm 3:11
I used to work for a major record label. To the mathematicians who don't know the girl is making millions, let me explain.
Her latest record, Breakaway sold 10 million copies. She has a deal w/ Proactiv (Alicia Keys got 1Million for her Proactiv ad)
People use Kelly's songs in ads, promos, soundtracks, (for someone w/ her success that could cost up to $500,000 per sound clip or entire song).
She's been touring ever since her album came out, and her shows have been selling out.
Trust me when I say she is making millions.
I could give a fuck how "fat" or "ugly" she is. She'll keep enjoying her hot dogs and laughing all the way to the bank! =)
By Anonymous, on 8:33 AM
Ok, listen, I'm sorry but Kelly Clarkson is not attractive. She's short, stumpy and chubby. Yes, look at her thighs....and her ass. I wouldnt call her ugly, but the bitch is far from hot and just because she has a "statistically normal body in America" doesn't make her less fat. "Thick" is ScarJo or Jessica Biel or Salma Hayek. Let's try standing Kelly in a lineup with those four and see how many guys pick Kelly first - chances are not many. The bitch is a cow.
By Anonymous, on 8:39 AM
Todd's penis is my voice or reason.
By Anonymous, on 8:40 AM
Kas,
I hope you intentionally spelled 'retarDed' wrong. ;)
To touch on a few points made in her defence:
Lots of people (myself included) stick to a diet and workout regimen while on vacation. Ever seen a gym in a hotel? Yep, some of us use them. It's not there just to make pretty pictures in the brochure.
If they can pull the tourbus into a McDonald's parking lot they can CERTAINLY pull the tourbus into a grocery store parking lot. EVERY city in North America with even 15,000 people has a 24 HOUR grocery store. Don't forget, fast food restaurants have HEALTHY selections on the menu.
'Belly' Clarkson is a porker. That's MY opinion, yes. But I also live a healthy lifestyle. Whole grain products, lots of fruits and veggies, skim milk, fat free yogurt, chicken and fish, etc, etc. NO fast food. NONE for me, please.
Yes, health is a LIFESTYLE/COMMITMENT. It's not the "20 minutes a day, three times a week" bullshit that so many companies try to sell people. Companies say this to make it sound 'convenient' and appeal to a person's lazy side. Funny enough, it's convenience and laziness that has contributed heavily to the perspective customer's overweight/unhealthy state.
And I'm not surprised that some people find her pretty or attractive. Afterall, even midget porn has its fans. haha
And to those who love those 'Dove - Real Beauty' advertisements:
Dove is owned by the same company who owns Axe BodySpray. So the same company that tells you to be proud and self-respecting is also telling guys that model-thin women will throw themselves at you just because you smell like musk. ;)
JJ
By joejoe, on 9:01 AM
At least she looks like a woman and not an 8 year old boy (Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton). Don't go anorexic Kelly, Please!!
By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM
She's short, chubby, flat chested and fugly. Poor thing. I don't care if that bitch is making millions. I'm not a millionaire, but I make six figures a year and I'm a goddess compared to that little troll. I'd rather have less money, no fame and be pretty, thank you.
By Anonymous, on 9:58 AM
For God's sake, now the all the hollywierds are going to drive Kelly Clarkson into anorexia! Leave the girl alone. So what if she is not heroin-thin?
I personally applaud her for not selling out and becoming another stick figure on a stage.
By Anonymous, on 10:00 AM
I think she looks hot! The curves do her justice, and its refreshing to see a babe with some junk in the trunk!
By Anonymous, on 10:29 AM
To quote Todd from an earlier post re: Ms. Clarkson: "I've seen better bodies on a hobbit." Amen to that, again!
By Anonymous, on 11:53 AM
At least she looks like a woman and not an 8 year old boy (Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton).
mischa barton is so sexy
i'd like to see belly clarkson go anorexic... i want her to be the next lindsay lohan. and i hope she gets a boyfriend that beats her, for releasing that shitty "since u been gone" song
By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM
Exhibit A that she'd be wild in bed:
http://www.fordvehicles.com/addictedtokelly/index.asp
She just eye-fucked the ford camera in that "wanna win my ride?".
She'll need to keep it up if she ever wants anything besides a just released from jail blind from congenital syphillis coke-headed three-time grandma rapist. The only curves clarkson has are the ones on the edge of a pizza, and even then, I believe I'd rather be caught fucking a papa john's vegetarian special next to the naked cowboy in times square than stick my dick anywhere near that yeast filled atrophic meatwallet she refers to has a vagina. Bitch so fat when I fucked her, she gave me high cholesterol!
By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM
I can garantee you that it takes more than 20 minutes a day 3 times a week to keep in shape.
By Brandy, on 12:32 PM
Exhibit A that she'd be wild in bed:
http://www.fordvehicles.com/addictedtokelly/index.asp
She just eye-fucked the ford camera in that "wanna win my ride?".
She'll need to keep it up if she ever wants anything besides a just released from jail blind from congenital syphillis coke-headed three-time grandma rapist.
The only curves clarkson has are the ones on the edge of a pizza, and even then, I believe I'd rather be caught fucking a papa john's vegetarian special next to the naked cowboy in times square than stick my dick anywhere near that yeast filled atrophic meatwallet she refers to has a vagina. Bitch so fat when I fucked her, she gave me high cholesterol!
By Anonymous, on 12:33 PM
Brandy,
I've just looked at your pics, and must say that you WOULD know a thing or two about staying in shape. Whatever you do, keep on doing it! You have a healthy body type for sure.
I'd certainly dodge traffic to get to your side of the street. :-D
JJ
By joejoe, on 12:56 PM
To joejoe
what are you exactly the blog police?
By tomtom, on 12:57 PM
ENOUGH! Finally, it's good to see a NORMAL woman's body in the spotlight. Kelly should tell the water company to F OFF and just keep singing. I think she looks fine. Paris Hilton and Keira Knightly, on the other hand, look like skeletons wrapped in saran wrap.
By Anonymous, on 12:59 PM
She looked decent when she was skinny, back in her Idol days. Maybe she can get some bulemia lessons from the other Idol girl?
BTW, Kiera Knightly is probably the most beautiful peice of ass in Hollywood.
By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM
TomTom,
How you've hurthurt my feelingsfeelings you will never knowknow.
It's a public blog, dicklick. I'm free to say what I want. Just as you are. Free speech is the shit, eh? ;)
I appreciate your concern and time though!
JJ
By joejoe, on 1:16 PM
is that violins i hear in the back ground an the river you're crying overflows???
By tomtom, on 1:34 PM
looks like kelly gained the same number of votes as she got on american idol
By dani, on 2:08 PM
I want to watch Brandy have sex with a black man.
By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM
She is a little on the heavy side. She's built like a dude, and it just isn't attractive. She needs boobs to balance out those hips, because it's not proportionate. I'd still hit it.
This is coming from a chick who's 5'6", 145 pounds, and a size 8. With boobies.
By Anonymous, on 5:55 PM
perhaps we don't want to see a normal woman with a normal body.
As we don't want to see that, pop singers who look like that should wear more clothes and not less clothes!
Perhaps... if she slimmed up then she could wear more revealing outfits. But if she insists on showing more skin I insist on saying "eewwwww" until the skin contains less fight and is more tight.
By Travis, on 8:14 PM
I met her and she actually looks pretty good. She looks much larger in pictures and stuff.
By Brie, on 8:33 PM
She looks like a whale tangled up in all that fishnet -- thar she blows! Just kidding. Shes not obese but she is overweight, and of course there's her face to contend with. The overall picture is really not that nice.
By Anonymous, on 10:13 PM
What is perfect? Can anyone truly define what normal is? Everyone has their own definition of beauty. I think it should just be left at that.
By Samantha, on 11:57 AM
"You are forgetting that the people on here whom we make comments about consciously chose a profession that lends itself to public scrutiny (and, therefore, some ridicule) and is based on how you look. No, you don't have to be hot and thin to be a singer, but you do to be a POP singer."
Can we just get it straight that "pop" is not a definite type of music? It's short for popular, therefore anything that's listened to by a large amount of people is "pop" music. So either come out and say all singers should be "hot and skinny" or come up with a better excuse.
By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM
Brandy- great to see you put up a new pic of yourself. This new one makes your lazy left eye look way less noticable.
By Anonymous, on 6:20 PM
I totally drool for her. I am a very lean, very athletic male. It would be tragic if she (1) "enhanced" those cute little breasts, or (2) otherwise through some bogus unnatural procedure joined the endless plastic clones populating Hollywood. Same goes for Ashlee's (formerly( uniquely cute nose. Beauty IS purely in the eye of the beholder, not in some external fascist artificial pack-animal ideal.
By Anonymous, on 12:16 AM
DAMN! THAT'S A BIG BITCH!
By Anonymous, on 8:02 AM
Okay I think the one thing that EVERYONE is forgetting is her height. I'm only 5'2 and a size 0 but I don't look like Jessica Biel because she is TALL!
If you don't have the body type then you don't have the body type. I agree that she should be more toned but when you're a pear your ass and thighs are going to be bigger no matter what.
By Anonymous, on 7:55 AM
If she had on a better bikini and had on a different top with those pants, she would look a lot better.
By Anonymous, on 5:07 PM
what an unfortunate looking person.
By Anonymous, on 1:46 AM
This is a perfect example of how body image is so distorted in the minds of Americans. Kelly appears to be at a healthy weight. She is clearly not obese. Would you like her to starve herself so she can live up to your distorted image of what a woman should look like? She's tallented, and she's beautifulwith a normal, healthy body. Ever heard of anorexia? It's an unfortunate affliction that is taking over much of Hollywood as actresses try to live up to the skin-and-bones standard of beauty. I admire Kelly for staying true to herself and her health. Right on Kelly!
By Anonymous, on 10:53 PM
I cannot believe the shit on this site. Gosh women have it hard enough without everyone thinking we should look like the same size. Gosh how would the men find their women when all of us look-a-like. Grow up and smell the damn roses. I grew up with people telling me I was fat, I look back and realized I never was. But now I have a weight problem due to inconsiderate people! So get off your damn soap box and talk about something you know not something you don't know!
By Anonymous, on 6:24 AM
well she is a decent singer,but i can't watch her preform on tv....or talk at that.her clothes are poorly picked out & her "twang"is overly done.She's from tx , but come on now!she sets the example bad for tx gals!we like steaks, bread & tex mex food, but not as much as her!poor girl, why can't she use her fame & fortune to get her to a smaller size?i would if i had the opp.,guess she likes the pudge!i give her credit!She can sing,"since you've been gone"..all she wants, but when can we sing that to her?kelly won't be gone to quickly , she has alot to lose! but mark my word, you'll she her become thin soon enough, all stars have eating disorders!start puking kelly!
By Anonymous, on 12:16 AM
Okay saw her on her concert 2 days ago and I gotta say I think she took the deal she looks skinnier. No bellie smaller butt and smaller arms. her BElly is gone. Her shirt got lifted up when she was waving her arms and her stomach is small and her face is smaller and skinnier. I'm not a kelly fan just took my girlfriend to see her but I gotta say she must have worked out etremely well, she even thanked her personal trainer for taking care of her during her tour, and I watched ET and they said she switched to all organic diet. She actually looks skinny now, I do think shes going for the muscle skinny. And her hair is like shorter, Like her hair in her LOW video.
By Anonymous, on 4:17 AM
Yeah saw her 5 days ago and she was skinny, dont worry not anorexic skinny like muscle skinny, I gotta say she wore a belly showing shirt and she looked like she was forming abs. And I cam early for the concert and she waved at us while she was running down the stairs with her trainer, and she gave out vitamin water in the meet and greet, it was cool. And her hair looks like reddish brownish and it was a little shorter than the LOW video. Oh yeah she's nominated for 2 VMA for because of you so vote for her for viewers choice kelly fans!
By Anonymous, on 8:16 PM
I've never heard any of her music, because I'm not a fan of popular music. So all I have to judge her by is these pictures. Fat? No, not compared to someone who is, say, 5'6" and 300 lbs, for example.
Should she be wearing that particular outfit? No, she absolutely shouldn't, and she should probably have a good stylist take her in hand and show her how to dress more attractively for her body type.
Pick up a Playboy from the mid-60s if you want to get a good idea of how much our cultural ideals of beauty have changed over the years. All those women would look like overweight hairy cows to today's eyes.
By noelegy, on 10:01 AM
that`s really disgusting
By Anonymous, on 11:22 PM
shes got belly fat to spare
By Anonymous, on 6:49 PM
She would probably look better with her dark hair color but otherwise she's hot. Not fat.
By Anonymous, on 6:26 PM
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