Do you think that if we all chipped in and raised $20,000, we could get K-Fed to beat himself with a stick for the day? Worth the money, dontcha think? Maybe I'll set up a paypal account. . .
K-Fed is a smart man, making money off of Britney's dumb, horny, fat ass. His kids with Shar are beautiful, while Sean Preston looks like he's carrying four golf balls in his cheeks.
I say go Kevin. Britney's dumb. He's making money and he'll leave her fat ass soon enough. Karma Britney, Karma.
Okay, so my daughter wants Britney to sing at her 12th birthday party. But I bet she would settle for K-Fed! Although I'm not sure which would be cheaper. Because I heard I can get Britney to come for free if I promise an endless supply of Cheetos and cheap wine. K-Fed likes to drink that Kristal crap.
Whatever happened to the days when all they wanted was a fucking pony?
I am with Kitty X. We could all pool our money, come up with 20 grand and invite him to our party. You guys have the best party ideas...beating him with a stick, setting him on fire. Good times would be had by all.
I feel like whatever I'm doing will never get paid as much as being a worthless idiot who hit paydirt by impregnating a moronic female popstar who just doesn't know any better (who does at 24 anyway?)...I just don't get it, and yes it makes me want to hit a wall...but only in the metaphorical sense...
I would definitely pay him to come to one of my parties!! It would be so awesome to have him there and I would be axiously waiting for him to show up...
so that I could hit him over the head to knock him out and then torture him with any means I could think of, until his limbless torso finally died. Of course, all this would be filmed, cause if that piece of shit "Hostel" movie made any money, I'll bet people would pay a shitload to see Cleatus tortured and maimed!
Oh, I'd pay him to come to a party. I'd have a car bring him, walk him down the red carpet, and settle him in the place of honour with a glass of his crappy Cristal.
Then I'd give the guests bats and metal pipes and say "Have fun."
"I feel like whatever I'm doing will never get paid as much as being a worthless idiot who hit paydirt by impregnating a moronic female popstar who just doesn't know any better (who does at 24 anyway?)...I just don't get it, and yes it makes me want to hit a wall...but only in the metaphorical sense..."
Yeeeah... sigh. But on the other hand, knowing that people all over the world throw up a little in their mouths at the mere thought of you... would (hopefully) kind of take the shine off those millions, wouldn't it? :)
That's my point actually, it's lame to type in text message form when you are not limited to a mobile keypad. If you have an actual computer in front of you, maybe you could type full sentences like a literate person.
July 16, 2006 10:36 AM Yeah, that's not the same as saying it "doesn't exist." Make up your mind.
July 16, 2006 10:55 AM Aww, sweetie. Did I hit a nerve with my comment about that stupid, overworn expression? Have you been using it with all your little friends thinking you're really clever and funny? Aww, dumbass.
"Thx" could MAYBE be considered an abbreviation. However, it is most definitely not a CONTRACTION. A contraction is a combination of two words with an apostrophe.
"Thx" is just idiocy. And yes, I text message regularly. And I've never been inhibited by the extra THREE LETTERS it takes to type the word "Thanks."
4:41 am has some sort of emotional disorder. And no, I don't personally use that phrase, not really given to fad speak, especially the TIRED phrase "That's so oooover" (yeah, whatever Lindsay Lohan)
but many others still seem to use it currently, online and here in New York. Maybe they don't there, in Bumfuck Iowa. I'm sure it's tres passe... yup howdee yeeehaa.
Some of us come online to read and have fun chats. Others come online to pick lame fights with strangers. The best things about them are: that we never have to meet them, they are kind of sad and pathetic *angry for no reason* types, and they are obviously too cowardly to hurt anyone for real, hence their glee at attacking strangers online.
I have to agree with the comment "threw up in my mouth a little" is a tired overused expression. It didn't look to me like they were trying to start a fight either at first.
LOL, ALL YOU GUYS ARE SAD. WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT 'THX' AND 'THANKS' AND COMMENTS AND OVER USED EXPRESSIONS.
I AM JUST SHOCKED I BECAME SO BORED TO READ MOST OF THOSE COMMENTS. AND FOR COMING TO THIS SITE. I NEED SOMETHING BETTER TO DO ON THIS BUS, BUT THATS MY REASON, I AM STUCK ON A BUS. AT NIGHT. EVERYONE ELSE IS ASLEEP. I AM BORED.
SLEEP IS BETTER THAN THIS.
GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND DO SOMETHING FOR A CHANGE.
43 Comments:
Who's kids are these?
By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM
Those are K-Fed's kids with Shar Jackson. The one who was pregnant with their second kid when he dumped her for Shitney.
By Anonymous, on 10:27 AM
Wrong. That's just wrong...
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
So what does he do at these parties? If he sat himself on fire and it never went out then maybe it would be worth $20K
By Brandy, on 10:35 AM
"King of the Wife-Beater" endorsing a clothing company? That's interesting to say the least.
Makes about as much sense as Michael Jackson signing on to endorse "Breathe Right" nose strips.
Like they say, any publicity is good publicity. I hadn't heard of Blue Marlin until now. lol
Richard Branson (owner of Virgin) is a publicity whore, so that endorsement comes as no surprise. $25,000 a day?? That's $9,125,000 a year.
Excuse me while I go beat the hell out of one of my drumkits.
By joejoe, on 10:36 AM
Do you think that if we all chipped in and raised $20,000, we could get K-Fed to beat himself with a stick for the day? Worth the money, dontcha think? Maybe I'll set up a paypal account. . .
By Kitty X, on 10:37 AM
Atleast he got the carsseat. I can picture him just letting the kids roam free in the backseat.
By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM
K-Fed is a smart man, making money off of Britney's dumb, horny, fat ass. His kids with Shar are beautiful, while Sean Preston looks like he's carrying four golf balls in his cheeks.
I say go Kevin. Britney's dumb. He's making money and he'll leave her fat ass soon enough. Karma Britney, Karma.
By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM
Okay, so my daughter wants Britney to sing at her 12th birthday party. But I bet she would settle for K-Fed! Although I'm not sure which would be cheaper. Because I heard I can get Britney to come for free if I promise an endless supply of Cheetos and cheap wine. K-Fed likes to drink that Kristal crap.
Whatever happened to the days when all they wanted was a fucking pony?
By Rich Dad of a Spoiled Brat, on 10:51 AM
I am with Kitty X. We could all pool our money, come up with 20 grand and invite him to our party. You guys have the best party ideas...beating him with a stick, setting him on fire. Good times would be had by all.
By Anonymous, on 11:01 AM
I guess they pay him 20k because with K-Fed comes the publicity nowadays.
By Oedipa Maas, on 11:05 AM
I did just break some fingers.
And my forehead hurts from whacking it on the keyboard over and over.
By Loob, on 11:06 AM
so britney's label is the only one to offer him a record deal.. i'm sure that was a completely objective decision :D
By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
It's not that he charges money to make cameo appearances at parties--
it's that people PAY that no-talent ass monkey to show up at their parties.
Paying him obviously only encourages him.
By House of Mayhem, on 11:08 AM
"I say go Kevin. Britney's dumb. He's making money and he'll leave her fat ass soon enough. Karma Britney, Karma."
Oh get a clue! She's worth millions!
How many paid public appearances is that, K-Fed?
"...uh, well, 10 more bookings, carry the 7..."
By Loob, on 11:10 AM
proves one thing in life, working hard doesnt get you shit, but be a lazy useless sponging bastard that marries a rich woman and your set for life.
By Anonymous, on 11:16 AM
i'd pay him 20,000 if i could kick him in the nuts one time hard as i like :o)
By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM
loob, that is too funny.
Although it WOULD be HILARIOUS to watch that useless wigger K-Fed (what the freak is that anyways?!) dump Britney.
By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
I didn't punch a wall. I walked over to the college diplomas (Bachelor and Masters) hanging on my wall and just cried.
By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM
I feel like whatever I'm doing will never get paid as much as being a worthless idiot who hit paydirt by impregnating a moronic female popstar who just doesn't know any better (who does at 24 anyway?)...I just don't get it, and yes it makes me want to hit a wall...but only in the metaphorical sense...
By Anonymous, on 11:24 AM
I would definitely pay him to come to one of my parties!! It would be so awesome to have him there and I would be axiously waiting for him to show up...
so that I could hit him over the head to knock him out and then torture him with any means I could think of, until his limbless torso finally died. Of course, all this would be filmed, cause if that piece of shit "Hostel" movie made any money, I'll bet people would pay a shitload to see Cleatus tortured and maimed!
By Anonymous, on 12:00 PM
Who do you think is more worthless, Kevin or Paris Hilton?
By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM
Good idea, Kitty.
Think your parents would pay for it? 20 grand only works out to be a handful of purses, so I'm sure it wouldn't be a problem.
By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
OK, here's what I want to know:
WHO THE FUCK GOES TO THESE PARTIES?
I mean, what kind of loser do you have to be to invite K-Tard to one of your parties, and PAY him to be there?
I don't know about you guys, but that's a shindig I wouldn't be caught dead at. Not even if they paid me twenty large to pluck his eyes out.
By Vigilante, on 2:38 PM
It is being said that kfed & btit are currently in marital counselling @1k per session. 2 sessions a week.
By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM
K-Fed and his Oreo kids. The closest he'll ever get to being black.
By Anonymous, on 8:54 PM
Oh, I'd pay him to come to a party. I'd have a car bring him, walk him down the red carpet, and settle him in the place of honour with a glass of his crappy Cristal.
Then I'd give the guests bats and metal pipes and say "Have fun."
By Anonymous, on 9:38 PM
"I feel like whatever I'm doing will never get paid as much as being a worthless idiot who hit paydirt by impregnating a moronic female popstar who just doesn't know any better (who does at 24 anyway?)...I just don't get it, and yes it makes me want to hit a wall...but only in the metaphorical sense..."
Yeeeah... sigh.
But on the other hand, knowing that people all over the world throw up a little in their mouths at the mere thought of you... would (hopefully) kind of take the shine off those millions, wouldn't it? :)
By Loob, on 10:21 PM
What's that pose he is making in the main pic? Is he mentally challenged or does he have some kind of mental defect?
If he starts banging that hand on his chest and drooling we should get him a wheelchair.
By Anonymous, on 11:41 AM
"Threw up in my mouth a little" is so 2004.
Let it rest in peace and be never heard again.
Thx
By Anonymous, on 4:50 PM
In that top pic of K-fed.
Don't you just wanna grab those fingers of his and twist them back until he's begging for mercy on his knees from you in front of all his 'friends'?
I do.
By Anonymous, on 5:39 PM
5:39, and then say, "NOT SO GANGSTA NOW, ARE YA, CLETUS?"
By Anonymous, on 7:21 PM
"Thx" doesn't even exist.
By Anonymous, on 5:26 AM
^ Um. It does. It's called a contraction. Used in text messages and whatnot.
By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM
That's my point actually, it's lame to type in text message form when you are not limited to a mobile keypad.
If you have an actual computer in front of you, maybe you could type full sentences like a literate person.
By Anonymous, on 10:36 AM
Although, poster: July 14, 2006 4:50 PM is a jackass.
So it stands to reason that they type like a jackass.
"oic, l8rs..." um, duuuuuude. ?
By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM
And this just presents another reason to despise him.
By Jordan Johnson, on 12:05 PM
July 16, 2006 10:36 AM
Yeah, that's not the same as saying it "doesn't exist." Make up your mind.
July 16, 2006 10:55 AM
Aww, sweetie. Did I hit a nerve with my comment about that stupid, overworn expression? Have you been using it with all your little friends thinking you're really clever and funny? Aww, dumbass.
By Anonymous, on 4:41 AM
"Thx" could MAYBE be considered an abbreviation. However, it is most definitely not a CONTRACTION. A contraction is a combination of two words with an apostrophe.
"Thx" is just idiocy. And yes, I text message regularly. And I've never been inhibited by the extra THREE LETTERS it takes to type the word "Thanks."
By Anonymous, on 7:31 AM
Well said, 7:31 am. I agree.
4:41 am has some sort of emotional disorder.
And no, I don't personally use that phrase, not really given to fad speak, especially the TIRED phrase "That's so oooover"
(yeah, whatever Lindsay Lohan)
but many others still seem to use it currently, online and here in New York.
Maybe they don't there, in Bumfuck Iowa. I'm sure it's tres passe... yup howdee yeeehaa.
By Anonymous, on 10:37 AM
Some of us come online to read and have fun chats. Others come online to pick lame fights with strangers.
The best things about them are: that we never have to meet them,
they are kind of sad and pathetic *angry for no reason* types,
and they are obviously too cowardly to hurt anyone for real, hence their glee at attacking strangers online.
By Loob, on 11:10 AM
I have to agree with the comment "threw up in my mouth a little" is a tired overused expression. It didn't look to me like they were trying to start a fight either at first.
By Anonymous, on 3:31 PM
LOL, ALL YOU GUYS ARE SAD. WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT 'THX' AND 'THANKS' AND COMMENTS AND OVER USED EXPRESSIONS.
I AM JUST SHOCKED I BECAME SO BORED TO READ MOST OF THOSE COMMENTS. AND FOR COMING TO THIS SITE. I NEED SOMETHING BETTER TO DO ON THIS BUS, BUT THATS MY REASON, I AM STUCK ON A BUS. AT NIGHT. EVERYONE ELSE IS ASLEEP. I AM BORED.
SLEEP IS BETTER THAN THIS.
GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND DO SOMETHING FOR A CHANGE.
THANKS
By Anonymous, on 2:04 AM
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