If he'd only keep his big mouth shut, he could at least minimize the damage. But he keeps talking and setting himself up for a bigger fall. He's like some warped PEZ dispenser that keeps opening his own mouth. And when Britney puts him in her purse, he eats her money.
Oh that is so beyond embarrassing!! He was SO proud of his music at first, but now he wants us to think it was all a *brilliant plan*; to put out a piece of laughable crap, so that we would ..um.. continue to laugh?... just as we had previously been doing... because..
No, sorry K-Douche, this smacks of a really bad eighties script. "I wanted to throw you all off the trail and have you all think I sucked, just to REALLY surprose you later! ...After I secretly paid-off a real musician and then went Milli Vanilli on yer asses."
well even if he is telling the truth. The fact that he needs a scheme like that to make people "realize his REAL music is hot"...already shows that he sucks.
"Ain't this great, y'all? This is REAL rap, not that wimpy Eminem shit... hey, whatcha'll laughin at? You laughing at me... uh... uh... HA! I fooled y'all! The joke's on you, muthafocka, cuz this was just a smart joke on YOU! My real music is hot! You'll see!"
It's official--Kevin Federline is a Machiavellian supergenius.
This is pretty much the same explanation he used when people called him out on his use of the word "Pavarottis"--He was all, "Yeah, that's just what we call those picture-taking dudes and shit."
Hey, K-Fed--Remember when you played this song for us and told us "That's the fire"? Is it the fire or not?
I'm glad to see Britney is with her mama again. Where the fuck has Lynne been anyway? Too busy in her Louisiana mansion to help out her troubled daughter I guess.
actually those two other k-fed songs are really cool.. popo zao isn't as good, but musically it isn't bad, just annoying. not sure i believe his story though.
It seems a little late to be "revealing" this now. What do you bet he got jumped by some rappers because of that song, and that's why he's saying this now? He should just become a car salesman, at least he actually looks like one from his recent makeover.
I love that all he appears to be buying at the store is pop tarts, fruity pepples, chicken noodle soup, chips and rice a roni. Yum! Thank God there is at least some baby oatmeal in the bag for the kid.... and can't they buy a stroller? She's too preggo to be carrying that load around all the time.
I like the fact that she cradles the kid around now with great care. She knows fully well that the kid would try and jump out of her arms and run the hell away from that skank and her tool of a husband if he could. She holds Sean Louie Anderson Preston like a 14-yr-old girl who knows the kid is going to jump. . . . oh and because I feel so strongly about it, I must reiterate that Federline is a tool. He certainly fed her a line to get her pregnant twice, but he's not fooling anyone with his so called 'real' music. His music is as real as his marriage.
Do you guys notice how Britney does what people on these blogs ask her too. I remember reading "put some shorts on that baby to cover up that diaper". And she is doing it now. I bet they both sit around and read what everyone says.
no wonder britney is getting chubby, did you see the food that was in his cart, booze, soda, fruity pebbles, two types of chips, and wonder bread... it's some white trash food.
Haha, I do that sometimes. Saves me from having to take a cab without my kid in a toddler car seat.
Anyway, there is no need for her to keep getting pregnant for this guy. Does she not know what birth control is? They are going to get divorced and one of his "homeboys" will be the judge presiding and give him tons of alimony.
Stupid skank and her kid... he is beautiful because he is alive, but other than that....
What a complete loser he is, just writing about him is a disgraceful waste of time...Brits must be so embarassed she can't be even seen with him...oh yeah, she isn't seen with him!
Chips, Fruit loops, Pop Tarts, Booze and Huggies,(guess they still havent clued in to little swimmers yet ) where is Fresh fruit , Vegies etc. If I had their money I would be eating the freshest organic food around shopping at specialty shops not at the local discount supermarket buying junk. Seaskye.
Soooooo………everyone thinks he sucks, so he purposefully puts out sucky music just to make sure that everyone thinks he sucks, just to come out with the “real shit”, so we don’t think that he really sucks. Brilliant!
PopoZao was fake? Are you high? I bet his 'wigger act' is fake because he's going to drop the real shit one day and he'll reveal himself to be a right wing republican lawyer who is laughing his way to the bank. Oh yah K Fed, had me fooled there you piece of turd.
at no point in my life will K-Fed ever out wit me with his crafty PR, and ridiculous public statements about his "career". Um sorry K-Fed dear, but when your "real shit" drops, i will think it is just as crappy as popozao was. Nice try though. How 'bout you just stick to makin' babies and spending money, you strange little man.
I love these shots of Britney. She looks amazing and so real. I have always thought that she was incredibly sexy, but something about her gotten even sexier since she became a mother.
I love her hair and even being a bit heavier looks good on her. I cannot believe that she ended up with KFed, but maybe this guy does have a good side... although after reading some of the artciles about him, I seriously doubt that would be the case.
I hope that she hangs in there and that she has the right kind of support from her family to end this relationship if she nees to. Her eyes on some of these shots seem to be full of stress and sadness. I am not a fan of her music, but I think I am becoming a bigger and bigger fan of hers. I wish her the best.
Nice try, K-Fed. There's no way you even believe yourself on this one. Why would you put a song out that would completely discredit you as an artist immediately? I personally can't wait for his awesome album!!*
*Sarcasm Font Not Available
Speaking of PopoZao, we made a 2-minute video making fun of it, and online webcam videos. If you have 2 minutes, you might enjoy it. But wait for the end, the beginning is a setup, I promise. If you can't watch it, no hard feelings. PopoZao!! Thanks guys, and love live K-Fed!
HAHA, I cant believe I am taking time out of my busy night which is gonna consist of sitting on the couch watching TV, to write about Mr. Brittany...but I just watched his clip of him listening to his song,,,, OMG, i felt embarrassed for him!!!
It seems like he is trying to look like snoop dog, and rap like Eninem. To bad he looks like a big ass dork, and sounds like Eninem when he was 5. I can't beleive Brit married him, his fugliness must be contagious cause it wore off on her.
Shit there is nothing more irritating and obnoxious than people strutting around like "they bad" because they have an undeserved sense of accomplishment. This moron doesn't have a name to me other than "Britney's expensive sperm donor" Ohh, and "Mr. Bad Ass K-Fed?" Their called "paparazzi" you freakin waste of space. I weep for the millions of dollars wasted on this "wanna be's" pathetic and embarrassing efforts. To call K-fed stupid and retarded would be an insult to stupid and retarded persons as they deserve more respect. The fact that gum chewing bumpkin Spears chose this man to marry and be "baby's daddy" to her children after he sired 2 children with poor Ms. Jackson and cut out when she ran out of money doesn't speak well of her either. Britney Spears has got to be the stupidest rich young woman in the U.S.(okay, maybe Paris Hilton is tied with her) With all the choices of men she could have worldwide she chooses this dumb, broke-ass, non-employable, child abandoning, deadbeat "wigger?" May I just finish by conveying to Britney "ACES BABE!!!! ACES!!! YOU AND YOUR MGR, PARENTS, HANDLERS, PUBLICIST, ETC....REALLY ARE LOOKING OUT FOR YOUR BEST INTERESTS!" WE'LL SEE YOU SOON ON WHERE ARE THEY NOW!
He's the dumdest guy i've ever seen. Everyone sees him for what he is a gold digger and everyone hates him. Now he's gone and pissed of John Cena on the WWE and he wants Cena to kick his ass on New Years Day. I don't know when Britney is going to wake up and smell the coffee that her so called babies dad is a joke and he will never be anything more than a joke! He should be helping her take care of those babies and the other two that he has as well. He should be paying child support. And yeah he probably gets money but it's a wealfare check because he's a retard and can't sell an album. Britney shouldn't have to help that trash with nothing. NO ONE SHOULD BY HIS ALBUM, AND IF YOU DO YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD JUST LIKE K-FED!
53 Comments:
Jeez he is one ugly mofo :(
By Paomranteur, on 9:08 AM
He's not ghetto.
If he wants to be ghetto, he should push the shopping cart all of the way home. Just like they do here in my neighbourhood. lol
JJ
By joejoe, on 9:15 AM
If he'd only keep his big mouth shut, he could at least minimize the damage. But he keeps talking and setting himself up for a bigger fall. He's like some warped PEZ dispenser that keeps opening his own mouth. And when Britney puts him in her purse, he eats her money.
By jeditemple, on 9:20 AM
freddie prinze jr should go crap in britney and kfed's trailer
By Anonymous, on 9:24 AM
Oh that is so beyond embarrassing!!
He was SO proud of his music at first, but now he wants us to think it was all a *brilliant plan*;
to put out a piece of laughable crap, so that we would ..um.. continue to laugh?... just as we had previously been doing...
because..
No, sorry K-Douche, this smacks of a really bad eighties script.
"I wanted to throw you all off the trail and have you all think I sucked, just to REALLY surprose you later! ...After I secretly paid-off a real musician and then went Milli Vanilli on yer asses."
Didn't Kirk Cameron star in that one?
By Anonymous, on 9:31 AM
Kinda like when you walk and trip and fall, you get up and look at the concrete, like it is the concretes fault you tripped.
He put it out, it fell on it's face and now he's screaming "I meant to do that."
Yeah.....um no.
By Tazznum1, on 9:35 AM
I totally agree that he saw people were laughing at him, so he decided to secretly hire a talented wanna be rapper to write his stuff. what a loser.
By Anonymous, on 9:41 AM
well even if he is telling the truth. The fact that he needs a scheme like that to make people "realize his REAL music is hot"...already shows that he sucks.
He's just digging himself in a hole.
By Anonymous, on 9:56 AM
Can Britney afford a baby coach
to push her kid in?
By Anonymous, on 10:07 AM
"Ain't this great, y'all? This is REAL rap, not that wimpy Eminem shit... hey, whatcha'll laughin at? You laughing at me... uh... uh... HA! I fooled y'all! The joke's on you, muthafocka, cuz this was just a smart joke on YOU! My real music is hot! You'll see!"
Damage control, what more can I say? Saaaaad.
By Anonymous, on 10:15 AM
How many times will he say this when we laugh each and everytime?
By Tazznum1, on 10:27 AM
Yeah, his dog ate his homework too.
By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM
Yeah, his dog ate his homework too.
By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
It's official--Kevin Federline is a Machiavellian supergenius.
This is pretty much the same explanation he used when people called him out on his use of the word "Pavarottis"--He was all, "Yeah, that's just what we call those picture-taking dudes and shit."
Hey, K-Fed--Remember when you played this song for us and told us "That's the fire"? Is it the fire or not?
Where's the motherfucking fire?
By Smoo, on 11:02 AM
I'm glad to see Britney is with her mama again. Where the fuck has Lynne been anyway? Too busy in her Louisiana mansion to help out her troubled daughter I guess.
By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM
Pavarottis--HE REALLY SAID THAT? Now that's some funny shit!
Dumb, dumb, dumbass!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM
When Brittany banned him to the basement, it looks like she also took his chef away...looks at the Fruity Pebbles and pop tarts!
By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM
actually those two other k-fed songs are really cool.. popo zao isn't as good, but musically it isn't bad, just annoying. not sure i believe his story though.
By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
All that money and he buys wonder bread. That is the shitiest bread at the store WTF
By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM
Hey, can we celebrate, people? SPF has a FULL SET OF CLOTHES on!!!
By Laurie, on 1:03 PM
It seems a little late to be "revealing" this now. What do you bet he got jumped by some rappers because of that song, and that's why he's saying this now? He should just become a car salesman, at least he actually looks like one from his recent makeover.
By Jordan Johnson, on 2:19 PM
What a freakin MORON!
By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
I'm not sure i believe this. Nobody is THAT dumb.
By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM
I love that all he appears to be buying at the store is pop tarts, fruity pepples, chicken noodle soup, chips and rice a roni. Yum!
Thank God there is at least some baby oatmeal in the bag for the kid.... and can't they buy a stroller? She's too preggo to be carrying that load around all the time.
By Anonymous, on 3:12 PM
I like the fact that she cradles the kid around now with great care. She knows fully well that the kid would try and jump out of her arms and run the hell away from that skank and her tool of a husband if he could. She holds Sean Louie Anderson Preston like a 14-yr-old girl who knows the kid is going to jump.
. . . oh and because I feel so strongly about it, I must reiterate that Federline is a tool. He certainly fed her a line to get her pregnant twice, but he's not fooling anyone with his so called 'real' music. His music is as real as his marriage.
By Anonymous, on 5:46 PM
Smoo said...
"Hey, K-Fed--Remember when you played this song for us and told us "That's the fire"? Is it the fire or not?
Where's the motherfucking fire?"
LMAO!!
By Anonymous, on 6:15 PM
Do you guys notice how Britney does what people on these blogs ask her too.
I remember reading "put some shorts on that baby to cover up that diaper".
And she is doing it now.
I bet they both sit around and read what everyone says.
By Bren, on 6:15 PM
no wonder britney is getting chubby, did you see the food that was in his cart, booze, soda, fruity pebbles, two types of chips, and wonder bread... it's some white trash food.
By Anonymous, on 6:26 PM
he is so totally blunted in those pix
By Anonymous, on 7:52 PM
LMAO @ "push the cart all the way home"
Haha, I do that sometimes. Saves me from having to take a cab without my kid in a toddler car seat.
Anyway, there is no need for her to keep getting pregnant for this guy. Does she not know what birth control is? They are going to get divorced and one of his "homeboys" will be the judge presiding and give him tons of alimony.
Stupid skank and her kid... he is beautiful because he is alive, but other than that....
By Anonymous, on 7:58 PM
He's not ghetto.
If he wants to be ghetto, he should push the shopping cart all of the way home. Just like they do here in my neighbourhood. lol
Yep. Nothing says ghetto like using "lol" in a post.
By Anonymous, on 8:59 PM
farked
By Anonymous, on 10:42 PM
Federline is so skanky my gorge threatens to rise looking at him.
By Mosquito, on 4:08 AM
ok , this message is to any of Britney's peeps who may or may not read these things to keep up to date with public opinion etc. etc.
1)BUY A STROLLER.
2) LET YOUR BABY NAP AT HOME.
By Anonymous, on 6:30 AM
Riiiiiggggghhhhhhhttttttttt....
By mutterhals, on 7:38 AM
www.spayandneuterthefederlines.com
By Anonymous, on 8:46 AM
What a complete loser he is, just writing about him is a disgraceful waste of time...Brits must be so embarassed she can't be even seen with him...oh yeah, she isn't seen with him!
By Anonymous, on 8:59 AM
Anon 8:59,
I never said I was ghetto. I drive to and from the grocery store. No need to swipe a shopping cart, thanks.
I live in Toronto. A city where, sadly, you will see $400,000 high-rise condos across the road from government funded co-op.
Yep, I 'laugh out loud' when I stand on my balcony and watch someone push $200 worth of booze in a shopping cart instead of 'budgeting' for the taxi.
I'm an asshole, so it's funny to me. ;)
JJ
By joejoe, on 9:17 AM
Chips, Fruit loops, Pop Tarts, Booze and Huggies,(guess they still havent clued in to little swimmers yet ) where is Fresh fruit , Vegies etc.
If I had their money I would be
eating the freshest organic food around shopping at specialty shops
not at the local
discount supermarket buying junk.
Seaskye.
By Anonymous, on 10:00 AM
Why can't I post my youtube link :(
By Anonymous, on 4:30 PM
Soooooo………everyone thinks he sucks, so he purposefully puts out sucky music just to make sure that everyone thinks he sucks, just to come out with the “real shit”, so we don’t think that he really sucks. Brilliant!
By Anonymous, on 8:51 PM
PopoZao was fake? Are you high? I bet his 'wigger act' is fake because he's going to drop the real shit one day and he'll reveal himself to be a right wing republican lawyer who is laughing his way to the bank. Oh yah K Fed, had me fooled there you piece of turd.
By Voodoo Child, on 12:09 AM
at no point in my life will K-Fed ever out wit me with his crafty PR, and ridiculous public statements about his "career". Um sorry K-Fed dear, but when your "real shit" drops, i will think it is just as crappy as popozao was. Nice try though. How 'bout you just stick to makin' babies and spending money, you strange little man.
By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
doesnt kfed kinda look like tommy lee?
By Veronica, on 12:43 PM
Didn't K-Fed grow up on the same mean streets as Vanilla Ice, the ghetto we know as Carrollton. That's in North Dallas for my fellow Portlanders.
By Anonymous, on 7:18 PM
I love these shots of Britney. She looks amazing and so real. I have always thought that she was incredibly sexy, but something about her gotten even sexier since she became a mother.
I love her hair and even being a bit heavier looks good on her. I cannot believe that she ended up with KFed, but maybe this guy does have a good side... although after reading some of the artciles about him, I seriously doubt that would be the case.
I hope that she hangs in there and that she has the right kind of support from her family to end this relationship if she nees to. Her eyes on some of these shots seem to be full of stress and sadness. I am not a fan of her music, but I think I am becoming a bigger and bigger fan of hers. I wish her the best.
By Anonymous, on 10:06 PM
what a stupid asshole that kfed. can't he keep his mouth shut?
By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM
Wow, Tostito's, Fruit Loops, Wonderbread and plastic diapers. Looks just like what the lady in next door's double wide brought home yesterday.
By Anonymous, on 9:47 AM
Nice try, K-Fed. There's no way you even believe yourself on this one. Why would you put a song out that would completely discredit you as an artist immediately? I personally can't wait for his awesome album!!*
*Sarcasm Font Not Available
Speaking of PopoZao, we made a 2-minute video making fun of it, and online webcam videos. If you have 2 minutes, you might enjoy it. But wait for the end, the beginning is a setup, I promise. If you can't watch it, no hard feelings.
PopoZao!! Thanks guys, and love live K-Fed!
By Anonymous, on 12:19 AM
HAHA, I cant believe I am taking time out of my busy night which is gonna consist of sitting on the couch watching TV, to write about Mr. Brittany...but I just watched his clip of him listening to his song,,,, OMG, i felt embarrassed for him!!!
By Anonymous, on 7:58 PM
It seems like he is trying to look like snoop dog, and rap like Eninem. To bad he looks like a big ass dork, and sounds like Eninem when he was 5. I can't beleive Brit married him, his fugliness must be contagious cause it wore off on her.
By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM
Shit there is nothing more irritating and obnoxious than people strutting around like "they bad" because they have an undeserved sense of accomplishment. This moron doesn't have a name to me other than "Britney's expensive sperm donor" Ohh, and "Mr. Bad Ass K-Fed?" Their called "paparazzi" you freakin waste of space. I weep for the millions of dollars wasted on this "wanna be's" pathetic and embarrassing efforts. To call K-fed stupid and retarded would be an insult to stupid and retarded persons as they deserve more respect. The fact that gum chewing bumpkin Spears chose this man to marry and be "baby's daddy" to her children after he sired 2 children with poor Ms. Jackson and cut out when she ran out of money doesn't speak well of her either. Britney Spears has got to be the stupidest rich young woman in the U.S.(okay, maybe Paris Hilton is tied with her) With all the choices of men she could have worldwide she chooses this dumb, broke-ass, non-employable, child abandoning, deadbeat "wigger?" May I just finish by conveying to Britney "ACES BABE!!!! ACES!!! YOU AND YOUR MGR, PARENTS, HANDLERS, PUBLICIST, ETC....REALLY ARE LOOKING OUT FOR YOUR BEST INTERESTS!" WE'LL SEE YOU SOON ON WHERE ARE THEY NOW!
By Anonymous, on 6:05 AM
He's the dumdest guy i've ever seen. Everyone sees him for what he is a gold digger and everyone hates him. Now he's gone and pissed of John Cena on the WWE and he wants Cena to kick his ass on New Years Day. I don't know when Britney is going to wake up and smell the coffee that her so called babies dad is a joke and he will never be anything more than a joke! He should be helping her take care of those babies and the other two that he has as well. He should be paying child support. And yeah he probably gets money but it's a wealfare check because he's a retard and can't sell an album. Britney shouldn't have to help that trash with nothing. NO ONE SHOULD BY HIS ALBUM, AND IF YOU DO YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD JUST LIKE K-FED!
By Anonymous, on 8:37 AM
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