Oh 10:01, it's so nice to see you're enjoying your summer break from elementary school. Maybe once you graduate to middle school you'll learn the fine art of insulting. Fucktard.
yeah this one was pertty obvious. nevertheless i am happy for him for at least coming to terms with it publicly. no one should have to hide who they are.
He thought it would end NSYNC? Little did he know that crappy music and no talent would be the end. If he'd have played the pink card earlier maybe they'd still be making records.
I remember hearing once in school that one of the "New Kids on the Block" had to have a copious amount of semen pumped from his stomach. In fact, my sister's boyfriend's brother's cousin did the procedure himself. Like, totally.
Apparently boy bands everywhere are faced with an epidemic of "The Gay". Strange coincidence, I think not.
Dear 10:04, Wow, "fucktard" huh? You must have dug deep in your Insults for Retards Thesaurus for that one. Did I, perchance, strike upon a tender note with you? Possibly your mother actually did smell funny? Perhaps of sour milk, stale Lucky Strikes and plastic-bottle gin? I apologize for my insensitivity. I was merely attempting to deride 9:57 (whom I assume may also be you), albeit in a lighthearted fashion, for complaining about the "post-worthiness" of this post. Maybe you should ask for your money back. Or maybe you could write a stern letter to the proprieters of the site demanding that the posts be authorized by you prior to approval. Why don't you give that a shot, Einstein? If you'll excuse me, I need to get back to my Crayons and juice box.
This comes as no surprise. I say good for him. Gays/lesbians are BORN gay, it's not a choice, so they shouldn't be faulted for or discriminated against because of it. Fuck you, George Bush.
Now, Blohan, she's made the CHOICE to treat her vagina like a 24 hour drive-in, and should be ridiculed for it at every turn. ;)
Here's an even better idea. Why don't you mind your own business? Your worthless opinion contributed nothing to the dialogue and only served to wasted 10 seconds of everyone's life.
10:49...Maybe Einstein's smart enough to realize your posts are the textual equivalent of smearing doodoo on the walls and decided not to waste any more of his/her time playing nanny-nanny-boo-boo with you.
10:01- you are just fishing for a fight. What you said wasn't at all said "..in a lighthearted fashion." Insulting someone's mom? Juvenile. My students in grade 7 do that. Grow up.
Wow. It's difficult to imagine that people with so little sense of humor come to this website at all. Maybe I should have put a ;) or an "lol" in there, since some of you apparantly have the cognitive ability of doorknobs.
Do you really think that saying "your mom smells funny" is meant as a serious insult? Even a 7th grader knows that is more of a mockery of a lame joke than an insult.
So please, if you aren't my good buddy Einstein, please stay out of it. I have a AquaDoodle with my name written all over it, and it's drying out while I'm wasting my time with you.
2) How exactly did your rant contribute to the dialogue?
3 You made it EVERYONE'S business when you had a five minute rant because someone "insulted" your mother on a PUBLIC website. Grow up. Seems like Einstein did.
Thanks,
This message is STILL a public service announcement of the get over yourselves network.
is this supposed to be a surprise or something? Can anyone in here honestly say that they didn't know? Lance was always the fairy of the group and they always made fun of him in sketch comedies on Mad TV and SNL. He just always looked like he wanted to say "Super" with a gay lisp.
I'm not homophobic or anything so I say good for lance. He did something most obviously gay celebrities don't have the balls to do. Jake Gylenhaal, Matthew Mcconaughey, and Tom Cruise...just to name a few.
Seriously though....Matthew Mcconaughey gets caught playing the bongos nude while high with another man in the house.....you automatically know they did some gay shit.
.........and colin farrell still looks like a manual laborer.
Dear 12:15, What comments are YOU reading. Nobody insulted my mother. Duhhr. I "insulted" Einstein's mother, even though it wasn't really an insult in the true sense of the word. Einstein called me a "fucktard" and I was trying to bring out more of his brilliance.
Dear 12:29, (aka Einstein) We all know that was you. Pretending to defend the defenseless is awfully transparent (mature people frequently resort to the word "fucktard"). And yes, I am quite the little wordsmith. How does it feel to get pwned by a 3rd grader?
I'm 12:29 but I'm not Einstein. I don't even really know what a fucktard is but I have previously been called one on a different thread. Probably by Einstein. Nobody else seems to use that insult.
What is "pwned"?
I'm not defending the defenseless. I'm just stating what seems to be obvious to everyone but you, Einstein isn't playing with you anymore.
perhaps the fact that everyone seems to be trying to tell you the same thing should give you a clue to let this CRAP go. No one even completely understands what you're talking about anymore it's so old!
LET IT GO!
Thx.
p.s. that public service announcement crap is so true. hilarious!
The slang term pwn (past tense: pwned, pwn3d, pwnd, pwnt) means to defeat an opponent in a video-game in a manner so harsh it is indescribable in words. In this context, to be pwned can be defined as "to be defeated," with the strong connotation of also having been "made a fool of."
Oh. My. God. This is the most shocking news since Clay Aiken.
And speaking on behalf of everyone that is here to discuss the homosexuality of an ex N Sync-er, the asinine fight amoung the anonymouses could stop anytime. It's beyond stupid and no one gives a shit about any of your mothers or whatever it is your problems are.
I had heard a bunch of rumors back when he was at Mississippi College, so this confirms all of those stories. I mean, is anyone really surprised that he's playing the skin flute?
1:48pm might be that 40 year old comic book shop virgin from the Simpsons.
Or (hopefully) a 10 year old child.
I say that because really, if you're an adult who proudly speaks in a made-up language while talking with normal people who AREN'T at present playing a video game, then you should probably look at that.
Or just switch it up and give us some Klingon for variety.
I cordially invite you to STFU and stay out of it. My long-term relationship with Einstein is much more important than your comment: "Oh. My. God. This is the most shocking news since Clay Aiken." What news is that? Did Clay come out of the closet? NO. So there is no news, and that means your post makes no sense and that your mother probably smells funny too.
Now if all you busybodies would stay out of my business, I think Power Rangers is about to come on and I'm really looking forward to this episode.
Let it go, man. Let it go. (because I'm not about to)
Dear loob, thanks for your constructive criticism. If you have been on the interweb for more than a week or so, you would know that "pwned" isn't just for video game nerds, it's just a part of the web, and it's so old that it's more of a funny thing to say than a serious one. Why am I trying to explain this to someone who picked the name "loob"?
Since you asked for Klingon, I consider you all upoypu'na'wI'vaD.
Not an expert or anything but do remember reading more than once that there is scant scientific evidence showing homosexuality is inborn. The topic is still open for scientific debate but has been hopelessly politicised because of the various competing interst groups involved. Because of this we can be sure not to get a clear answer on this anytime soon, just like the whole IQ and race question.
Caption: "'Yeah, Jamie, so I was crunkin' with the guys, and then Lancey comes up with this 20 sticking out of his fly, and I just didn't know what to do.'
WTF is your problem?!?!?! Leave Jess alone, listen to Anon 1:40 and that public service announcement person cuz now its just f-ing old man. Your wasting all of our time now.
Why are some of the hostile offenders, i.e. 3:21 and 3:23, getting so worked up over Lance Bass's fairylike personality?
a) They are extremely disappointed, having been faithful fangirls since they were in high school- now they'll have to take down the posters or stalk him and turn him straight-
b) They wish they had known what pwned meant so that they hadn't looked like such a publicly owned dumbass by failing to recognize a popular slang term and hiding behind "I don't play video games!" I see that Halo 2 sticking out from behind your monitor, 3:21. Own up to your secret hobbies which prevented you from having a pleasant middle school experience, and you too, may feel as free as Lance Bass when he goes commando in leather pants in a gay club.
Pop music seems a little gay in general. The fashion sense these guys are in tune with and the flamboyance of their onstage performances are dead giveaways. I always figured Someone from N'SYNC was gay.
Now I am wating for the Backstreet Boys, O-Town, Blink 183, and other boy bands to come out of the closet.
70 Comments:
Good for him. I'm proud of and happy for him.
By Anonymous, on 9:56 AM
Unless Lance is claiming to have cornholed Justin and has pics to prove it, this is post-worthy why?
By Anonymous, on 9:57 AM
LOL! That picture with the pink shirt is so perfect! I always knew that guy is gay.
By Anonymous, on 10:00 AM
Dear 9:57,
It's "post-worthy" because you are an idiot and your mother smells funny.
By Anonymous, on 10:01 AM
Oh 10:01, it's so nice to see you're enjoying your summer break from elementary school. Maybe once you graduate to middle school you'll learn the fine art of insulting. Fucktard.
By Anonymous, on 10:04 AM
yeah this one was pertty obvious. nevertheless i am happy for him for at least coming to terms with it publicly. no one should have to hide who they are.
By Anonymous, on 10:04 AM
i always wondered why lance bass spent nearly $20 million dollars to fly on a russian space ship with two other cosmonauts...
By Anonymous, on 10:11 AM
Wow. That is surprising.
By Anonymous, on 10:11 AM
He thought it would end NSYNC? Little did he know that crappy music and no talent would be the end. If he'd have played the pink card earlier maybe they'd still be making records.
By Anonymous, on 10:14 AM
Its post worthy because he is dating Reichen Lehmkuhl. Who WOULDN'T come out if they were dating Reichen Lehmkuhl.
By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
I remember hearing once in school that one of the "New Kids on the Block" had to have a copious amount of semen pumped from his stomach. In fact, my sister's boyfriend's brother's cousin did the procedure himself. Like, totally.
Apparently boy bands everywhere are faced with an epidemic of "The Gay". Strange coincidence, I think not.
By CK1, on 10:20 AM
Dear 10:04,
Wow, "fucktard" huh? You must have dug deep in your Insults for Retards Thesaurus for that one.
Did I, perchance, strike upon a tender note with you? Possibly your mother actually did smell funny? Perhaps of sour milk, stale Lucky Strikes and plastic-bottle gin? I apologize for my insensitivity. I was merely attempting to deride 9:57 (whom I assume may also be you), albeit in a lighthearted fashion, for complaining about the "post-worthiness" of this post. Maybe you should ask for your money back. Or maybe you could write a stern letter to the proprieters of the site demanding that the posts be authorized by you prior to approval.
Why don't you give that a shot, Einstein? If you'll excuse me, I need to get back to my Crayons and juice box.
By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM
This comes as no surprise.
I say good for him. Gays/lesbians are BORN gay, it's not a choice, so they shouldn't be faulted for or discriminated against because of it. Fuck you, George Bush.
Now, Blohan, she's made the CHOICE to treat her vagina like a 24 hour drive-in, and should be ridiculed for it at every turn. ;)
Please recycle that juicebox, young man. Thanks!
By joejoe, on 10:27 AM
Can we please get back to the power bottom at hand?
By CK1, on 10:32 AM
only slightly gay? those pictures are wiggedy-wiggedy wack, yo. is it "bass" like "ass" or "bass" like "ace"?
By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM
dear 10:04 and 10:21,
don't post on public sites if you can't handle a little anonymous ridicule.
Thanks.
This message is a public service announcement of the get over yourselves network.
By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM
joejoe, are you gay? If not, you sure do sound like it. BTW, fuck you too.
By George Bush, on 10:40 AM
Dear 10:39,
Here's an even better idea. Why don't you mind your own business? Your worthless opinion contributed nothing to the dialogue and only served to wasted 10 seconds of everyone's life.
Thanks.
Still waiting for Einstein's reply ......
By Anonymous, on 10:49 AM
this is news?
take your gaydars in for a tune-up people...
By Anonymous, on 10:58 AM
One down, four to go.
By Anonymous, on 11:00 AM
I always thought Timberlake was more gay than this one.
By Anonymous, on 11:03 AM
Yeah, me and my friend called this way back in the day. AKA 1999. We are GOOD!
By Aimee, on 11:07 AM
I need to get back to my Crayons and juice box.
LOL 10:21, that was funny :)
HAHA Lance is gay, my sister had a crush on him. hahahaha! The dorkiest one of all. laughing at her.
By Anonymous, on 11:11 AM
10:49...Maybe Einstein's smart enough to realize your posts are the textual equivalent of smearing doodoo on the walls and decided not to waste any more of his/her time playing nanny-nanny-boo-boo with you.
By Anonymous, on 11:18 AM
Why is everyone so cranky today? I think 10:21 needs his nap.
By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM
10:01- you are just fishing for a fight. What you said wasn't at all said "..in a lighthearted fashion." Insulting someone's mom? Juvenile. My students in grade 7 do that. Grow up.
By Anonymous, on 11:28 AM
I think everyone needs a timeout. One minute for each year old you are - which means some of you will be done in 10 minutes or sooner.
By Anonymous, on 11:41 AM
No, I'm not gay. But one of my brothers IS.
And even with his man's cock in his mouth, he could probably pronounce 'nuclear' better than you, W.
By joejoe, on 11:52 AM
I totally called this. World, you owe me fifty bucks.
By Kid Handsome, on 11:53 AM
Dear 11:18 and 11:28,
Wow. It's difficult to imagine that people with so little sense of humor come to this website at all. Maybe I should have put a ;) or an "lol" in there, since some of you apparantly have the cognitive ability of doorknobs.
Do you really think that saying "your mom smells funny" is meant as a serious insult? Even a 7th grader knows that is more of a mockery of a lame joke than an insult.
So please, if you aren't my good buddy Einstein, please stay out of it. I have a AquaDoodle with my name written all over it, and it's drying out while I'm wasting my time with you.
By Anonymous, on 11:53 AM
ck1 - that was Rod Stewart.
By joey, on 11:56 AM
Dear Anon 10:49,
1) You need to learn proper grammar.
2) How exactly did your rant contribute to the dialogue?
3 You made it EVERYONE'S business when you had a five minute rant because someone "insulted" your mother on a PUBLIC website. Grow up. Seems like Einstein did.
Thanks,
This message is STILL a public service announcement of the get over yourselves network.
By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM
I knew all those boy banders were/are "smokin sausage". When is Justin "comming out"?
By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM
"It's 'post worthy' because you are an idiot and your mother smells funny."
Oh that's fucking brilliant. Quite the little wordsmith aren't you?
Einstein is too mature to banter with you little man and you are wasting your time (and ours) sitting around waiting for a response. Go play.
By Anonymous, on 12:29 PM
is this supposed to be a surprise or something? Can anyone in here honestly say that they didn't know? Lance was always the fairy of the group and they always made fun of him in sketch comedies on Mad TV and SNL. He just always looked like he wanted to say "Super" with a gay lisp.
I'm not homophobic or anything so I say good for lance. He did something most obviously gay celebrities don't have the balls to do. Jake Gylenhaal, Matthew Mcconaughey, and Tom Cruise...just to name a few.
Seriously though....Matthew Mcconaughey gets caught playing the bongos nude while high with another man in the house.....you automatically know they did some gay shit.
.........and colin farrell still looks like a manual laborer.
By prettyboy, on 12:35 PM
"Anonymous said...
...is it "bass" like "ass" or "bass" like "ace"?
July 26, 2006 10:32 AM"
heheh I think we can safely conclude it's "ass".
By Loob, on 12:41 PM
Can't we all just get along?
By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM
colin and jamie. alexander meets stealth.
By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
Dear 12:15,
What comments are YOU reading. Nobody insulted my mother. Duhhr. I "insulted" Einstein's mother, even though it wasn't really an insult in the true sense of the word. Einstein called me a "fucktard" and I was trying to bring out more of his brilliance.
Dear 12:29, (aka Einstein)
We all know that was you. Pretending to defend the defenseless is awfully transparent (mature people frequently resort to the word "fucktard"). And yes, I am quite the little wordsmith. How does it feel to get pwned by a 3rd grader?
Hugs and kisses,
Einstein's fucktard.
By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
I think it's fucking great this news is getting more press than Justin Timberlake's new CD release.
I bet Justin wants to kick Lance's ass (after he fucks it).
By Anonymous, on 1:18 PM
Einstein's Fucktard-
I'm 12:29 but I'm not Einstein. I don't even really know what a fucktard is but I have previously been called one on a different thread. Probably by Einstein. Nobody else seems to use that insult.
What is "pwned"?
I'm not defending the defenseless. I'm just stating what seems to be obvious to everyone but you, Einstein isn't playing with you anymore.
By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM
Einstein took his balls and went home. LMAO
By Anonymous, on 1:27 PM
Dear 1:11,
perhaps the fact that everyone seems to be trying to tell you the same thing should give you a clue to let this CRAP go. No one even completely understands what you're talking about anymore it's so old!
LET IT GO!
Thx.
p.s. that public service announcement crap is so true. hilarious!
By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
Dear 1:22,
since you asked, from Wikipedia:
The slang term pwn (past tense: pwned, pwn3d, pwnd, pwnt) means to defeat an opponent in a video-game in a manner so harsh it is indescribable in words. In this context, to be pwned can be defined as "to be defeated," with the strong connotation of also having been "made a fool of."
Now you are 1337. (you can look that one up, too)
By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM
Oh. My. God. This is the most shocking news since Clay Aiken.
And speaking on behalf of everyone that is here to discuss the homosexuality of an ex N Sync-er, the asinine fight amoung the anonymouses could stop anytime. It's beyond stupid and no one gives a shit about any of your mothers or whatever it is your problems are.
By Jess, on 1:55 PM
Jess,
I concur!
Thx for speaking up
By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
Jess, Thx. I concur....
By Mary Mary Mary, on 2:08 PM
I had heard a bunch of rumors back when he was at Mississippi College, so this confirms all of those stories. I mean, is anyone really surprised that he's playing the skin flute?
By jeditemple, on 3:07 PM
Damn it. I always like the gay ones. I idolized him when 'N Sync was big. Fuck, I can't believe I just admitted that...
By Anonymous, on 3:16 PM
1:48pm might be that 40 year old comic book shop virgin from the Simpsons.
Or (hopefully) a 10 year old child.
I say that because really, if you're an adult who proudly speaks in a made-up language while talking with normal people who AREN'T at present playing a video game,
then you should probably look at that.
Or just switch it up and give us some Klingon for variety.
By Loob, on 3:21 PM
hey Jess,
I cordially invite you to STFU and stay out of it. My long-term relationship with Einstein is much more important than your comment: "Oh. My. God. This is the most shocking news since Clay Aiken."
What news is that? Did Clay come out of the closet? NO. So there is no news, and that means your post makes no sense and that your mother probably smells funny too.
Now if all you busybodies would stay out of my business, I think Power Rangers is about to come on and I'm really looking forward to this episode.
Let it go, man. Let it go. (because I'm not about to)
By Anonymous, on 3:23 PM
You're all a bunch of losers, jesus.
By Anonymous, on 3:27 PM
We knew you wouldn't let it go. Pathetic losers are like that.
By Anonymous, on 3:28 PM
Dear loob, thanks for your constructive criticism. If you have been on the interweb for more than a week or so, you would know that "pwned" isn't just for video game nerds, it's just a part of the web, and it's so old that it's more of a funny thing to say than a serious one.
Why am I trying to explain this to someone who picked the name "loob"?
Since you asked for Klingon, I consider you all upoypu'na'wI'vaD.
By Anonymous, on 3:33 PM
Dear 3:27 and 3:28,
It's pithy criticism like yours which cuts the deepest.
I'm going to go cry on my Spongebob Squarepants pillowcase.
give up now.
all your base are belong to us.
By Anonymous, on 3:37 PM
Huh? Einstein is gay? What?
I'm lost.
By Anonymous, on 4:21 PM
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By Anonymous, on 4:24 PM
Not an expert or anything but do remember reading more than once that there is scant scientific evidence showing homosexuality is inborn. The topic is still open for scientific debate but has been hopelessly politicised because of the various competing interst groups involved.
Because of this we can be sure not to get a clear answer on this anytime soon, just like the whole IQ and race question.
By trouble maker, on 5:05 PM
Dear 4:24,
It's not nice to call people "fags." Not to mention how pedestrian and unimaginative it is. You can do better. I believe in you. Give it another shot.
By Anonymous, on 5:08 PM
Dear trouble maker,
Finally someone posted something resembling an intelligent comment around here. You are 100% correct and I applaud you for it.
By Anonymous, on 5:10 PM
God that 5th pic disturbs me greatly.
Caption:
"'Yeah, Jamie, so I was crunkin' with the guys, and then Lancey comes up with this 20 sticking out of his fly, and I just didn't know what to do.'
'Uh-huh, I feel ya, C.'"
By Anonymous, on 5:27 PM
Dear 3:23,
WTF is your problem?!?!?! Leave Jess alone, listen to Anon 1:40 and that public service announcement person cuz now its just f-ing old man. Your wasting all of our time now.
word.
By jayjay, on 7:12 PM
Why are some of the hostile offenders, i.e. 3:21 and 3:23, getting so worked up over Lance Bass's fairylike personality?
a) They are extremely disappointed, having been faithful fangirls since they were in high school- now they'll have to take down the posters or stalk him and turn him straight-
b) They wish they had known what pwned meant so that they hadn't looked like such a publicly owned dumbass by failing to recognize a popular slang term and hiding behind "I don't play video games!" I see that Halo 2 sticking out from behind your monitor, 3:21. Own up to your secret hobbies which prevented you from having a pleasant middle school experience, and you too, may feel as free as Lance Bass when he goes commando in leather pants in a gay club.
By Anonymous, on 7:52 PM
Concerning Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx promo pics:
Ebony and Ivory lived together in perfect harmony...
They did, man. And it was undeniably beautiful.
By Anonymous, on 7:55 PM
Ivory needs to keep the look like he has in the movie..
By Anonymous, on 10:56 PM
jamie foxx is cross-eyed and buck-toothed. not sexy at all. colin farrell on the other hand is sexy as all hell.
By Anonymous, on 4:26 AM
"In fact, my sister's boyfriend's brother's cousin did the procedure himself. Like, totally."
-Nothing like a first hand eyewitness account to set the record straight ;)
But hey, I still totally believe you man!
By Anonymous, on 3:31 PM
Lance Bass is so gay that even I, a woman, want to cornhole him. A man this faggy deserves more than a few thumbs up his anus.
I can't believe this news got a People Magazine cover.
By n.v., on 8:47 PM
Pop music seems a little gay in general. The fashion sense these guys are in tune with and the flamboyance of their onstage performances are dead giveaways. I always figured Someone from N'SYNC was gay.
Now I am wating for the Backstreet Boys, O-Town, Blink 183, and other boy bands to come out of the closet.
By Aaron, on 1:30 AM
You didn't know he was gay? This isn't even news--it's common sense.
By Anonymous, on 1:46 PM
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