Lindsay Lohan is Easy

122 Comments:

  • Ginger whore!

    By Brandon Davis, on 1:20 AM  

  • she's so fucking nasty. she's like a big, orange disease.

    if i ever saw her in real life i'd walk up to her and bitchslap her back to firecrotch-land. no joke.

    By Anonymous, on 1:20 AM  

  • oh SICK. I love Lindsey but check out her hand in pic number 7. It's all spotty and mottled like and old woman hand!

    By Anonymous, on 1:21 AM  

  • She's a tranny.

    By Anonymous, on 1:23 AM  

  • I wish I could slap those stupid fucking sunglasses right off her ugly face.

    By Anonymous, on 1:29 AM  

  • As usual, Lindsay was unable to wear anything which was flattering and hid the truth that she's a fake tittied, shapeless, pale and freckly, sickly looking, coked out whore.

    By Anonymous, on 1:41 AM  

  • Wow.. if you didn't believe she had fake boobs before, those pictures just tell it all.
    Those things are faker than hell. She has that big ugly space, and you can see the line of the implant.
    Bleh.
    And the bad thing is.. that's not even the worst thing in these pics.

    Damn.. seriously, could she be any more of a freckled coked out whore?
    It was funny/idiotic before... now it's just getting really pathetic & sad.

    By Anonymous, on 1:47 AM  

  • aaah, but look at her belly button! it's directly under her boobs!

    By Anonymous, on 2:12 AM  

  • When people go to the bar and ask the bartender for a Red Headed slut; they should just say, "I want a Lindsay Lohan, hold the cheese."

    By Anonymous, on 3:19 AM  

  • Gotta love the look on Ari's face in pic 2. "Um... you're 18, right?"

    By Anonymous, on 3:22 AM  

  • Skank. S-k-a-n-k.

    Is it any wonder she hasn't been in a serious relationship in awhile?
    No self-respecting man would settle down with a whore of this calibre.

    I'm curious to see how the Lohan fans will explain this one.
    Even with their rose-coloured glasses they're still looking at a 'professional actress' looking like an amateur internet lingerie model.

    Her mom must be so proud at this point, eh?

    By joejoe, on 5:11 AM  

  • could she pick less flattering bathing suits, and hold on while I gag about that blowing kisses pose...

    By erin, on 5:13 AM  

  • Is it me, or does she look just like Kelly from "Bad News Bears" in that last pic?

    By Anonymous, on 5:24 AM  

  • dude, you're ignorant.. this is a valtrex ad!

    By Anonymous, on 5:31 AM  

  • lol at people who can't tell the difference between real and fake boobs.

    By Anonymous, on 5:53 AM  

  • Her teeth look like Axl Rose's from the 80's. She looks terrible. I wish I could say I feel even remotely bad for her, but I would be lying.

    By Anonymous, on 6:17 AM  

  • how can her mother be proud of her? she´s even writing a book to guide the other mothers of the future superstars!!! oo com´on...
    I can´t stand this whore anymore!

    By Anonymous, on 6:19 AM  

  • I agree 1:47, fake boobs. She needs a little color, too white.

    By Anonymous, on 6:23 AM  

  • ...rflmao...she's so "gawky!" I'm still getting some mileage out of this, but I'm afeared this train is heading down the track at full speed....

    By Anonymous, on 6:33 AM  

  • ...train wreck...

    By malvolio, on 6:35 AM  

  • Good thing I took typing in high school so I can still post this after scrubbing my eyeballs out with a brillo pad. Talk about your uber ugly forking ho. And the "hidden" ciggy just adds to her charm. P-U-K-E

    By Anonymous, on 6:42 AM  

  • I'd still hit that seven ways till sunday...i'd just make sure to wear two condoms.

    By Anonymous, on 6:48 AM  

  • I like the whole suit-blended-into-the-skin look, so classy.

    By Anonymous, on 6:51 AM  

  • the more and more i see this whore the more i want i want to start an organization to save little girls across america.....so they wont end up like her. shes not pretty anymore, her body looks hideous, and shes only going to parties now so she can get some free cock. why hasnt she recieved an STD yet???

    im guessing all those damn freckles around her mouth is hiding her herpes

    By prettyboy, on 6:56 AM  

  • T-R-A-I-N W-R-E-C-K.

    By Anonymous, on 7:03 AM  

  • Used to be cute, but now she looks like the before picture in any ad.

    By Anonymous, on 7:07 AM  

  • Hahaha! She's pathetic!

    By Anonymous, on 7:07 AM  

  • dear god...there are no words!

    By Anonymous, on 7:08 AM  

  • Hahaha! She's pathetic!!!

    By Anonymous, on 7:09 AM  

  • She was hot at one point, and I've been stupidly hoping that she was eventually going gain back some curves and stop whoring around but--I give up. Seriously. What a skank.

    By Anonymous, on 7:12 AM  

  • Doesn't anyone else think that these look like something that would be found on someone's MySpace profile?

    By scamps, on 7:12 AM  

  • Anybody else beginning to think that oily Brandon Davis was right?

    By Anonymous, on 7:15 AM  

  • is she playing the "which swim suits make look fugliest/ palest/ less shapely/ most coked-out-of-my-g.d.-mind" game? my friends love playing that one!

    love the different hair incorporations in each pic. what is she doing, honestly? I don't know who does a private bikini pictorial spread in the middle of a b-day party. maybe that's why those people are famous and I'm not...

    By Anonymous, on 7:17 AM  

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    By Anonymous, on 7:20 AM  

  • By the way, are these pictures "hacked" by paris? I was waiting for the semi-slutty, if not worse. Here they are!

    By Anonymous, on 7:22 AM  

  • these look like the pictures my friends and i took of each other in junior high when we all wanted to be models. and we looked just as pitiful as lindsay, however, we hadn't even grown/purchased boobs yet, so lohan has us beat in the pathetic department.

    By Anonymous, on 7:24 AM  

  • the unlit cig clasped in her hand is a classy touch. She is really wasting her celebrity capital - fastrack to Tara Reidville

    By Anonymous, on 7:30 AM  

  • Skanky!!

    By Anonymous, on 7:30 AM  

  • I love picture number two.

    Piven isn't even touching her, he's just smiling down at her like a lech because he knows he's going to get some.

    By Anonymous, on 7:47 AM  

  • Are you all out of your minds? This girl is smokin' hot! I'm thankful that she is not afraid to flaunt he gushing sensuality. Why does everyone act like it's so bad that she likes to party and act wild. Good for her! Someday she'll buy into the BS of love-marriage-children, but now she's rightly digging cocaine-sex-freedom. You GO girlie!

    By Anonymous, on 7:53 AM  

  • skinny doesn't equal attractive. Girl needs to get some exercise. She looks like she's made of flab over bone. No muscle tone.

    By Anonymous, on 8:00 AM  

  • skinny doesn't equal attractive. Girl needs to get some exercise. She looks like she's made of flab over bone. No muscle tone.

    By Anonymous, on 8:00 AM  

  • Were these pictures taken in a dressing room or something? Weird.

    By Anonymous, on 8:07 AM  

  • that tatoo on her back reminds me of those USDA stamps you see on the sides of beef... "prime" "choice" "chuck" etc. except hers says "skank", i think.

    By Anonymous, on 8:11 AM  

  • At the front door? Why is there a light switch by it if it's the front door? I'm guessing also maybe there is a pool. No story. Besides who gives this big of a shit about Lohan?

    By Slick Rick, on 8:17 AM  

  • someone should sterilize her so she can't breed. the last thing the world needs is for her to get knocked up.

    By Anonymous, on 8:24 AM  

  • I'm sending Lindsay Whoreland an invitation to my birthday party. I wrote on it that there will be lots of alcohol, crack, and photographers. Think she'll show up?!? Magic 8-ball says: chances are good!

    By Anonymous, on 8:32 AM  

  • Am I the only one who is disgusted about her orange fake tan? Should her hair mactch the color of her skin?? It's just soooo wrong!

    By Exangel, on 8:37 AM  

  • oh god make it stop!

    By Anonymous, on 8:38 AM  

  • Daddy wasn't there, and now she's starved for attention.

    There, I just saved the bitch $25K in therapy bills.

    And why is "tranny" the new insult to hurl? At least get it right. She looks like a coke whore, not a coke whore tranny.

    By Anonymous, on 8:45 AM  

  • Oh hell, I feel like puking after seeing her half naked. That is not flattering, nothing about her is. I just wish that someone would beat the shit out of her and slap some sense into her. She needs it to realize that she is fucking ugly and not talented and people only like her because she will take her clothes off for anyone.

    By Anonymous, on 8:48 AM  

  • Whew!

    She looks G-N-A-R-L-Y!


    I bet you $30 she reeks of stale Marlboro light smoke, sour sweat and cheap shampoo. She is truly going back to her Lawn Guyland roots by looking like a trashy little coked out whore. Her and Tara Reid look like they should be stumbling out of some biker bar in Nebraska.


    And in the fifth picture....she's practically bursting out of her shoes. Face it, Lohan...you don't have dainty little Cinderella feet. You have massive, massive feet and you deny this fact by cramming them into designer shoes that are four sizes too small...and that's not fair to the designer shoe.


    Just wait...in three years, we'll find her in some motel on the Strip, blowing half the guys in Ratt for a pack of cigarettes.

    By Anonymous, on 9:02 AM  

  • Her belly button placement is so strange. She really has a funky looking body.

    By Anonymous, on 9:04 AM  

  • ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

    I could handle it when you all posted about her a few times a week... but twice in ONE DAY?!?

    Is there no one left to make fun of? I guess Paris was just too clean today and Mischa kept her boobs to herself for once, so we're treated to yet another example of how retardulous this whore is...

    By Anonymous, on 9:14 AM  

  • yes, god forbid the girl puts on a bathingsuit at a pool party (looks like she is waiting for the bathroom) and poses for some pictures. Damn her to hell.

    By Anonymous, on 9:28 AM  

  • ^ Why did she have 2 different bathing suits for the same party then? Stupid Hohan fans are all alike.

    By Anonymous, on 9:34 AM  

  • "TaraReidville"...hahah - Good one Anon 7:30am

    By Anonymous, on 10:10 AM  

  • Anon 7:53 AM, there is a HUGE difference between being sensual and being skanky and sleazy.

    By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM  

  • SHE IS A FREAKING NINETEEN YEAR OLD NOT A TWENTY-NINE YEAR OLD! Give the young girl a break.

    -Nathiest

    By Anonymous, on 10:24 AM  

  • Yuck. She is so fugly. I hate looking at that skank.

    By Anonymous, on 10:25 AM  

  • Sorry guys, but I still would.

    She has a nice ass and great tits.

    By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM  

  • piven actually looks torn in pic 2. he's a whore too and so he's contemplating if the potential diseases from lohan are worth the bang.

    By Anonymous, on 10:41 AM  

  • Ass? What ass? That skank has no ass. Apart from the implants, she's shaped like a guy.

    By Anonymous, on 10:49 AM  

  • what a crackhead!
    Does anyone remember that she's a freckle-covered ginger kid?!EWWW!!
    Lindsay Crackhead Lohan is trying to be like Paris in those "poses". what a circus show!

    By Anonymous, on 10:51 AM  

  • I don't care, I'd still hit that. And whatever I caught would be worth it.

    By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM  

  • Eh, I partied hard when I was her age. Did some guys, smoked weed, binge drank, dabbled in bulimia. No biggie. I turned out fine, employed and respectable. She's doing the college/sorority slut thing, very age appropriate. It's just in tabloids versus dining hall gossip.

    However, I am worried about myself because I LOVE the idea of a skin colored bikini and I want to find one for next summer's beach week. With my caramel brown skin, that ish would be HOOOOOOT.

    By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM  

  • 11:31am is a crazy whore just like Blohan

    By Anonymous, on 11:42 AM  

  • what's with the orange nails and red toenail polish? I swear you would think that people with her kind of money and fame would at least know how to coordinate.

    By Brandy, on 11:46 AM  

  • 11:42 AM, I know! It's great, right!

    By Anonymous, on 11:49 AM  

  • lmao damn you know for sure this bitch is a drugged out whore.........her nail polish and toe nail polish don't match aahahahhaahah. what a ghetto bitch ahahahha

    By prettyboy, on 11:49 AM  

  • From - 11:31
    To - 11:42 and 11:49

    Yep, and I loved every moment of my crazy whoredom! I look back on my late teen years with fondness and a bit of a blush, but oh the stories I can tell......

    By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM  

  • Am I the only one who sees the tattoo, looks like it says "Let's Roll"-I disliked her before, but using 9/11 to get a tattoo to make it seem like you give shit about the world...yeah, I officially hate her.

    By Anonymous, on 12:21 PM  

  • I would love to know what people in LA REALLY had to say about her.

    You know it has to be good.

    She is as big of a joke as Paris.

    By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM  

  • Too fat for my tastes. She should shed a couple of pounds. (and I'm not talking about her implants)

    By Anonymous, on 12:29 PM  

  • ^ Virgin.

    By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM  

  • Nice tramp stamp Lindsay.

    By Anonymous, on 3:52 PM  

  • Hey look. It's that guy from "Ellen."

    By Anonymous, on 4:12 PM  

  • Uh, I think that stupid tattoo says "La bella vista". So, anon 12:21 makey no sensey.

    The shoes. WTF is up with those things? It's like little kid dress up shoes or something. Fuck I hate her.

    By Jess, on 4:28 PM  

  • Kids-
    This is what you brain looks like on coke.

    By Anonymous, on 5:21 PM  

  • is it me or does she kinda look like a man in that wifebeater?

    By Blondie, on 5:44 PM  

  • To the people who say "oh, she's only nineteen, give her a break, it's normal to party!"

    Yeah, and if the skank were normal, she would be in college doing her skank thing as she prepared for Real Life. Instead, she's in the middle of the breadwinning, promising career -- and wasting it. Very Tara Reid.

    It's the equivalent of being offered a juicy new job straight out of college, accepting it, and then barely ever doing the work because you're busy slutting around and snorting coke from the secretary's navel. She's not a little girl -- she's got an adult's life, and if she wants to still have a career in five years, then she should stop whining about how she's young and should get to party.

    You wanna party? Leave Hollywood and go to college, then go straight and narrow like everyone else. Otherwise, take a page from Scarlett. They're the same age, but Scarlett has the brains to foresee what people would say if she acted this way.

    By Anonymous, on 6:00 PM  

  • I don't know where to even start, but I guess what bothers me the most is that she has more than one swimsuit. This makes me think this little photo shoot was less than impromptu. I am sure she didn't plan on looking so cheesy in front of some scuffed up door, but at the very least she was concerned enough with how cool she looks that she brought two bathing suits to the party. Two bad she looks awful in both of them.

    By Anonymous, on 6:13 PM  

  • BTW, saying "Lindsay Lohan is easy" is like saying "Water is wet," "The Pope is Catholic," ETC.

    By Anonymous, on 6:13 PM  

  • Maybe the photographer jizzed all over the first bathing suit so she had to change. She also probably put the sunglasses on so he wouldn't hit her in the eye this time.

    I can't stop laughing at this girl. She does stupid things everyday and there is always someone there to capture it on film for us.

    By Anonymous, on 6:20 PM  

  • Uggg!!! These pics make me feel SO uncomfortable. I don't know why molestation victim pops to mind every time I look at them!

    By JenB, on 6:29 PM  

  • It's not two swimsuits...it's one ugly-ass swimsuit and one set of ginger-kid colored underwear. She is fucking disgusting any way you slice it.

    By Anonymous, on 8:09 PM  

  • Dear God she looks like the slutty high school girl everyone loaths but still screws anyway. She shows up at every party and all the women hate her, the guys make lewd jokes about her, but still form a line for her free blow jobs in the bathroom.

    GROSS!!

    By Anonymous, on 8:45 PM  

  • UGH. Stanky, pissy little missy. I've never seen anyone who LOOKS like they stink until I saw these pics.

    By Anonymous, on 8:56 PM  

  • She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.

    By Anonymous, on 9:13 PM  

  • Please, for the love of god Todd & Jenny, your Lohan based posts have nearly cost me 3 breakfasts this week. Can i get a bit of warning next time?

    By sam991, on 9:58 PM  

  • Blohand to Pivens: "Do you wanna be my boyfriend??"

    Pivens to Blohan: "Sorry Linds but my membership card expired to the free clinic last week, I gotta go."

    By Anonymous, on 10:01 PM  

  • her belly button looks dirty. ew


    charlene

    By Anonymous, on 10:22 PM  

  • ...I'd fuck it.

    And anybody on here who says they wouldn't is a liar.

    By Anonymous, on 11:42 PM  

  • How is it possible that she doesnt have a sex tape all over the internet yet?

    By Anonymous, on 1:18 AM  

  • Ugh.
    I need to have a word with her.
    A word meaning I want to empty a can of spray paint on her face.

    By Melpomene, on 5:43 AM  

  • Dude, i don't give a fuck. I'd still let her do me. She looks less cracked out in this picture than she did before. She'll probably end up pulling a Yasmine Bleeth or some shit.

    Yeah, this site is great, but this is a really weak update. You posted this because Lindsay Lohan is in a bikini? Like everyone hasn't seen that before.

    By Anonymous, on 6:54 AM  

  • she is not that hot at all, and look at that dirty ass place they're partying at...what a shithole.....

    By Anonymous, on 7:17 AM  

  • 11:42, So if you don't like women and you don't like STDs, you're a liar? Brilliant argument.

    By Anonymous, on 7:47 AM  

  • So...show of hands...

    We think she blew out Piven's birthday candle, right?

    By Anonymous, on 7:47 AM  

  • Wow, looks like somebody tried to repair the nuclear reactor core. Sorry to say it, but she looks pretty nasty in a bikini.

    By Anonymous, on 8:50 AM  

  • Interesting, this isn't a shoot of some sort? Totally expected of her really...

    By Anonymous, on 9:08 AM  

  • What a great, classy place to have a party (eye roll) Pivens must have only invited his real special friends to this joint. Looks like he pulled out all the stops, and spared no expense, (note the filthy cooler, and Rube Goldberg rigged sound system, the Christmas tree lights are a nice touch too) yeah baby!!

    Looks like a real Hollywood styled bash complete with real "working girls."

    By Anonymous, on 9:10 AM  

  • Oh man, she's going downhill. She used to be hot, before this whole drug-addiction/weight loss thing. I liked the old Lindsay... and it's not just because I have a thing for redheads.

    By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM  

  • keep it up skank!

    By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM  

  • Is that a pearl filter that they put on that camera or is she just filled with so much jizz, that she's turned that color?

    By jeditemple, on 3:11 PM  

  • COKE IS A HELLVA DRUG

    Her body is JUST so small it makes her head look huge. Like a broom stick with a watermelon.

    My Blog URL
    http://blog.myspace.com/uninspiredorgasm

    By Anonymous, on 5:59 PM  

  • Cocaine BODY make her head look BIIIG.

    Like a God Damn lollipop.

    My Blog URL
    http://blog.myspace.com/uninspiredorgasm

    By Jager bomb, on 6:01 PM  

  • I would still fuck her until cum shoots out her ears though

    http://blog.myspace.com/uninspiredorgasm

    By Jager Bomb, on 6:02 PM  

  • you guys are horrible.

    By Anonymous, on 6:07 PM  

  • I'd stick it.

    By Anonymous, on 8:11 PM  

  • 8:11..hey if you could stick it to your mom and sis you could stick it to Lohan

    By Anonymous, on 8:43 PM  

  • I don't care what anyone says, I'd hump that slut stupid. I don't care if her tits are fake or not, that shit was made for bangin.

    By Anonymous, on 10:42 PM  

  • I loves me a pasty cokehead.

    By Anonymous, on 11:34 PM  

  • does anyone else think that she looks like her age dropped like 6 years? she looks like she's 13 all over again. what a shame....

    By Anonymous, on 8:16 PM  

  • id hit that.

    By Anonymous, on 12:15 AM  

  • well her tattoo actually says..la bella vita...the beautiful life

    and the reason why shes sooooo fuken pale is because she cant really tan in the sun cauz her freckles only intensify even more if theyre exposed to the sun...there u go....myseries exposed

    By Anonymous, on 10:01 PM  

  • dear god, you must all date super models, trashing her like that, 1. be glad she MAY be a whore 2 cuase youd want it if it was near you! 3 and not all boobs sit side by side, fake or real so unless she is one of the supermodels your dating while sitting in front of a screen and you know for sure, chill fellas...enjoy the view, i bet its better than whats at home!

    By Anonymous, on 7:07 AM  

  • Of all the moronic answers that are given here, i bet none of you will kik her out of bed if you had the chance..dumbasses...Most of you are nothing but ignorants self center aholes. WOW...i bang the hell out her till theres no tomorrow.

    By Anonymous, on 9:07 AM  

  • I like her....But I liked Coked out sluts.

    By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM  

  • who cares if she dropped some pounds. She is hot I would bang her until there is no tomorrow

    By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM  

  • Let me the first to say. I'd give her a cleveland steamer.

    By Anonymous, on 11:00 AM  

  • I'd stick my tongue in her ass

    By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM  

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