Lindsay Lohan is Magical

35 Comments:

  • Bitch just gets more repugnant.
    I fear one day she will cringe with shame over her behaviour.
    If she lives long enough to sober up.

    By Loob, on 10:21 AM  

  • she's retarded. everyone knows you are supposed to do 'shrooms before theme park rides, not booze.

    By todd's mom, on 10:22 AM  

  • did someone rape Mickey Mouse?

    sick fuckers.

    By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM  

  • could she be any less attractive?

    By Anonymous, on 10:36 AM  

  • No matter how many times someone writes something about that girl, I still HATE her with a passion. Who knew that she would act like a drunk, bitchy, whore on her birthday...weird...

    By Anonymous, on 10:50 AM  

  • It's devastating that she will make more money in her life than I could ever dream of...I would cut her ankles if I could.

    By GlamourEsq, on 11:18 AM  

  • LL will soon be on "where are they now". The over/under is 5 years. I say under.

    By Anonymous, on 11:18 AM  

  • I'm a bit dissapointed that I didn't read of a boozed-up Blohan vomiting on her party guests while on a rollercoaster.
    I would have put the drunken b-day girl at the front of the ride and let simple physics do the rest. :-D

    I say 'under' as well. ;)

    By joejoe, on 11:28 AM  

  • She might be a drunken whore, but I gotta say, she looks pretty fucking hot in those movie set pics. Especially by firebush standards.
    She's got too many freckles, but other than that, she's smoking.

    By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM  

  • Really, who's surprised by this? Lindsay Lohan, coked-out orange skeleton, makes an ass of herself in public? Well, bugger me and hold the front page!
    That said, a particularly virulent strain of bubonic plague specifically targeting attention-whoring skanks like her and Paris cannot come fast enough....

    By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM  

  • How come she can drink underage and I on the other hand can't? Not fair.

    By Anonymous, on 12:16 PM  

  • The only thing magical about Ho-han is that her vagina hasn't fallen out yet.

    By CK1, on 12:30 PM  

  • anon 7/24 12:16 -

    become a talentless annoying celebrity and you too can do whatever you want!

    By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM  

  • i think the writers on this site are obsessed with lindsay lohan. there isn't much to her to look at or hear about. she's more popular than she is worth because of you guys. you need to find fresh faces to make fun of.

    By Anonymous, on 1:46 PM  

  • I'll put something fresh on your face anon 1:46... if you like.

    By CK1, on 2:01 PM  

  • who's the idiot? hohan for acting like her idiot self and taking advantage of free stuff or disney for booking such a trashy slut for *family entertainment*. duh.

    By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM  

  • What's with her new habit of staring at the paps and even posing for them?

    Bitch is going nuts.

    By kalabousos, on 2:48 PM  

  • Anon 1:46...

    Come on now. That's like asking a dog with fleas not to scratch. It's not IDLYITW's fault that Lousy Lowhore is all the news...she's out there and you love it.

    By GlamourEsq, on 2:56 PM  

  • i miss the alicia silverstones, i hate most young actresses this days, especially this freckled creature named lowlan. Give this skank aids already,...But i think she already has.

    By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM  

  • This is old news, try the whole Paris Hilton hacking into Lindsay's Blackberry story...that is preposterous as well as hilarious...Paris is just not smart enough to do that thing, while Lindsay is completely capable of being a drunk and rude ass bitch at Disney, who has employed her sorry ass for years now...how ungrateful!

    By Anonymous, on 5:10 PM  

  • Anonymous said...
    i miss the alicia silverstones

    Amen. What happened to her? Yum.

    By GlamourEsq, on 6:22 PM  

  • That should read 'genii', Todd.

    Really, who goes to Disneyland on their 20th? That's just creepy.

    By sam991, on 8:25 PM  

  • Ugh! Could she look filthier? Or like more of a b*tch??

    White can't make you look virginal or pure if you've lived out all your trashy escapades in the public eye.

    By starboard, on 9:36 PM  

  • I bet Disney is REALLY glad they kept casting the coked slut in their movies. Now they have to sterilize and hose down the entire park.

    By Anonymous, on 9:57 PM  

  • i miss the alicia silverstones

    sure but look what happened to her!

    By Anonymous, on 10:11 PM  

  • She's a ginger kid.

    Enough said.

    By Anonymous, on 10:23 PM  

  • I am starting to have some respect for the lovely Ms. Lohan. Men don't like boring. They like a firecracker. They like a woman who is sexy, can drink like a fish and is kind of vulgar. We're like twins.

    By Tim Hedrow, on 11:17 PM  

  • "kalabousos said...
    What's with her new habit of staring at the paps and even posing for them?"

    Ew don't say *paps*, it makes me cross my legs.
    Actually, it would almost make a good nickname for the Lohans and Hiltons instead! Same reason.

    By Loob, on 12:16 AM  

  • No comments on the pics? Look at the third pic, with the orange cone. It's pointing right up into the fire crotch. Is that supposed to be some kind of innuendo?

    And the fourth pic. What the hell are those guys arguing about? Who got an STD from SLowhand first? And the red shirt, "everything tastes better with ketchup". I bet if he tried some ketchup on LL he'd run that shirt through the shredder!

    By Anonymous, on 8:44 AM  

  • OMFG! You people are such losers! Get a fucking life! Nothing bad happen that night it's a fact end of story.

    -Nathiest

    By Anonymous, on 10:27 AM  

  • Nathiest is the brains behind the cover-up.
    But you didn't hear it from me.
    Keep it under yer hat.
    End of story.

    By Loob, on 10:48 AM  

  • my birthday is coming up. And I will make a wish that Lindsay Lohan DIES (by drowning in a cess pool)
    ashes to ashes, shit to shit

    By Anonymous, on 11:00 AM  

  • Nathiest, I'm going to automatically discount your comment because it starts with OMG, includes the assumption that no one else has a life but YOU do, expects us to believe you because you say "it's a fact"... and contains run-on sentences...

    By Anonymous, on 6:03 PM  

  • I really hate direspectful people. That, to me, is the worst thing of all.

    By Anonymous, on 7:31 PM  

  • Great, she's a skanky, slutty, coke head, AND she has a horrible personality.

    She's got it all.

    By Anonymous, on 8:50 PM  

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