ok....enough is enough girl...if you cant say anything intellegible, shut the F up.You are giving the rest of us redheaded and freckled girls a really, really bad rep. I have never been more ashamed of my freckles. At least my vagina isn't so loose from overuse that it's falling inside out!
Wow. That big head of hers is going to explode any day now. First the Meryl Streep thing, now this...
And since when is it a compliment to be told that one looks like M. Monroe? She was a crazy, not-so-good actress, homewreker, who died of a drug overdose. If only Lindsey could follow in Marilyn's "iconic" ways. I hope it happens soon.
I'm guessing that not only could Ms. Monroe fill out that bikini better, she could probably lay down a serious bitch-slappin' on ol' freckle face despite having been six feet under for the past forty-some-odd years. She'd be some pissed at being compared to a washed-up manky, prissy, holier-than-thou blowmagnet...that's for sure.
Where did I put that copy of The Book of the Living? I'm in the mood to see a good scrap.
....Damned Reincarnated High Priests! Always taking my stuff and not putting it back where they found it....
...........you have got to be fucking kidding me..... blohan doesnt look shit like marilyn monroe...maybe after her corpse started to rot but not in her prime. i think what the friend meant was that lindsay looks like marilyn's housekeeper helga.
and i heard her and paris were on some boat and were doing childish things behind eachothers backs. when are these two bitches gonna fight already???
What is it with this week and stupid wannabe celebrities comparing themselves to Marilyn Monroe?? First Paris, and now Lohan... but hey, if that's who they want to imitate, I'm all for it. Marilyn's perfect hourglass is something I want all stupid starlets to aspire to...way better than bobblehead!!
Ok... MM aside... what is up with the ugly ass bikini and her ugly figure. The girl has absolutely nothing going for her cept for fake boobs. Her body is just a mess... boobs down she has the body of a 10yr old. Absolutely no curves at all... Boggles my brain that any guy would wanna stick anything in that.
If wearing fake eyelashes and having your mouth partly open all the time qualifies as looking "so much like Marilyn..." I will die the day that someone casts her in the movie about Marilyn's life...
Fucking Parisite AND Hohan calling themselves Marilyn in one week?? These bitches need a reality check! Hohan especially looks NOTHING like Marilyn. Sorry but she wasn't a skinny freckly skank from Jersey!
Uh ok, she thinks she looks like Marilyn Monroe now...which she does not, someone was obviously kissing her ass for her amazing blow, my money is on Sharon Stone...!
A year ago when she had on a black bikini similar to this one, everyone said her boobs were gone. I wonder if it's just that style...flattening them down. Why am I talking about her boobs?
Marilyn was shaped like a woman (hourglass figure) and didn't have implants. Lindsay Lohan has implants, she's a Ginger Kid and the rest of her is shaped like a boy. How dare she insult Marilyn Monroe. Stupid girl.
I promise you, that is the most unflattering bikini top style ever. It makes any boobs flat and unshapely. It would even do it to Pam Anderson's. This in NO WAY proves she doesn't have implants. Of course she does. Don't be stupid.
She is a friggin ginger kid!!! Marilyn was a unique, curvy beauty whom Lindsay cannot hold a candle to. How much coke did she have to do to think she looks like Marilyn?!?
This girl is really losing it. I'm sure Marilyn would've degraded herself by promoting Proactiv...riiiight.
This girl is f*ckin nuts. I can't wait until she overdoses and/or comes out with a sex tape a la Paris Hilton.
I honestly can not look at the chick and see the kid from "Parent Trap". The idea that she even remotely resembles a woman and not a freckled face teenager is absurd.
Is she vomiting off the balcony in picture 3? Who knew a morning coke binge wouldn't mix with binging on a box of Cocoa Pebbles??
What should I call my seeing-eye dog? 'Crutch' has a nice ring to it.
By joejoe's girlfriend typing for a now blind joejoe, on 2:47 PM
it's brobably got less to do with the coke headedness and more to do with her overinflated ego. drugs or not, she'd still think she looked like marilyn monroe. even if no one had told her. she's a stuck up deluded nineteen year old. whaddaya want. we were all there at one time or another, just not with millions of dollars to waste on gucci and nose candy
I think everyone has lost sight of what's really important about these pictures. It's not the squished boobs, or the lack of any curves whatsoever, or the nasty ginger kid-ness - it's the extremely strange placement of her belly button. I have never seen a naval that high up on someones's torso before. It's really very gross and disturbing.
do these actresses know how conceited they sound when they compare themselves to legends? paris compared herself to Princess Di for god's sake. that comparison is just bizzare. just fucking bizzare. Lohan doesnt have a single feature in common with MM, except occassionally big breasts. thats not an insult, its just a fact. Marilyn was a big drinker/druggie though(I'm a fan, but its true). maybe Lindsay was all doped up and it brought back fuzzy memories for the friend.
If Lohan really wants to be a modern Marilyn she'd better slow down. By the time she was twenty eNORMAs JEANs, had accomplished exactly nothing.
Then she should speed up. She could start by boning the President, the Governor of Florida and some bozo naned Neil. Just to work her way up to their old man.
Aaahahahaa!! Oh that was beautiful, Todd. That was the first big laugh of the day. I got coffee in my lungs over that "blonde wig on a cactus" remark. xD
Am i the only one that's gonna point out the math problem? It's very likely this "best friend of Marilyn Monroe" approached Lindsay...considering she'd only have 80 yrs old...NOT 250...hm...blogwriters dont know how to do math?
BUT anyone can see that Lindsay in NO WAY resembles Monroe..jeez..talk about way outta her league!!!
....Lindsay Lohan is in desperate need of a) a figure...she's got the boy straightlines kind of body with zero curves b) attitiude check c) maybe a clamp to shut up her freaking gaping firecrotch?
Why is everyone praising Monroe? She was a drug user herself, and she wasnt, i repeat WASNT natural...she had atleast 20 ops to re-construct her face...when people see her in pics today, it isnt the real her...watch the documentary, shows her pics b4 she had plastic surgery - just an ordinary woman with big teeth.
Lol, not really. Post a picture of yourself for ordinary perhaps? If people think the original Marilyn was ordinary, we're all in line for body image problems. I don't think 20 ops is really true anyway, a little tweak to the chin, nose and teeth doesn't constitute 20 ops. Anyway, MM didn't bring up the subject, LL did, so what's the big deal with "why is everyone praising her?" - there's a really insulting & inaccurate post about MM right at the top! Anyway, I've had compliments that I look like certain celebs, if I mention them to people, it's just because it's pleased me, it doesn't mean I believe them - if someone paid you a nice compliment you might mention it, I don't see what the problem is with Lohan saying it - she didn't declare it to be her own opinion as far as we know. titute 20 ops. Anyway, MM didn't bring up the subject, LL did, so what's the big deal with "why is everyone praising her?" - there's a really insulting & inaccurate post about MM right at the top! Anyway, I've had compliments that I look like certain celebs, if I mention them to people, it's just because it's pleased me, it doesn't mean I believe them - if someone paid you a nice compliment you might mention it, I don't see what the problem is with Lohan saying it - she didn't declare it to be her own opinion as far as we know.
Well, first of all EVERYONE did drugs back then. Doctors prescibed a drug for anything, and sometimes they would get addicted. There's not the knowledge we have today about dependency and stuff like that. I think she was a beautiful woman, before she exploded into the big moviestar she was. And considering her upbringing, its not a suprise she fell into the heavy drug use and, if you are correct, the reconstructions on her face. Besides the fact, its not too cool to talk about the dead like that u know, and u shouldn't judge someone till u've lived a day in their lives.....
As far as Lindsey Lohan, she really needs to get a reality check. Haha she looks NOTHING like Marilyn Monroe
Is it my imagination, or are most your female celebrities disgusting these days? This one- man, it would have to be some kind of movie for me to ever spend a dime watching this skank in a film ever again.
The one thing she's got going for her is that she at least does something for a living. She's not Paris Hilton yet.
Marilyn was one of the most beautiful women in history, and perhaps the most iconic woman of the 20th century. Lindsey Lohan is a drug-addled, anorexic, self-absorbed twit, elected by trend forecasters at the time of our fall of Rome phase as one of many "it" girls parading across catwalks and defacing magazine covers. She WISHES she could hold a candle to MM. She wishes, like Paris Hilton, that she'll be eternal. Is Elton John writing songs about Lindsey Lohan, I wonder?
Does anyone notice that she got this apartment on purpose. lohan is a paparazzi celb which means the only reason she is this big is b/c she sweats the paps.
I'm sick of this slut! She looks like an idiot, not like Marilyn Monroe... And the other, that she wants Johnny Depp or Ashton Kutcher...she's really out of her mind!!!
i have a comment for the poster who said since when is it a compliment to look like ms. monroe. it is a compliment. marilyn had issues, she was not crazy, she was not a homewrecker. it takes 2 to tango and men wanted her. just because the kennedys were married she is a homewrecker. What were they doing going after her? No one knows what happened but they are gonna call her a homwrecker. I am angered by this. If you cant understand marilyn then stop making coomments. Whoever cant say something good is just jealous!!
Yea 250....i dont really know where you got that from...she would only have to be 80 if she was the same age as Marilyn. I dont really see her in lindsey though.
"Becky said... Yea 250....i dont really know where you got that from...she would only have to be 80 if she was the same age as Marilyn. I dont really see her in lindsey though."
Oh jesus, another one who didn't get that that was a joke?! Gotta wonder what's in the water where these people live. *Fluoride, now with Sarcasm Blocker 5000*
I'm going to call on the Elder Gods of H.P. Lovecraft to raise Marilyn Monroe from the dead ,and kick Firecrotch's ass for comparing herself to an icon.
"Monroe is still a blonde sex symbol who, to this day, is arguably the 20th century's most famous movie star. Lindsay Lohan is a pale, freckled mess who is the most famous movie star at the free clinic."
I can't believe what i have just read! i am disgusted that she even dare compare herself to Marilyn. It makes me sad to think that celebrities today such as Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan think they have a touch on Marilyn. To look like Marilyn is clearly a blessing, but to be told you do by someone who is clearly taking the piss and to believe it is just typical of those stupid little rich girls who have more money than sense. stupid c**t!
wat the fuck! is marilyns friend blind if there was such a friend? i just dont get how u can get marilyn monroe from lindsay hohan! i really dont! lindsay lohan is a dumb fuck who in my opinion has nothing going for her other than a luck break she had when she was what? 12? fuck off bitch!
Serious biographers of Marilyn Monroe have always had doubts that Jeanne Carmen (the woman who bills herself as "Marilyn's friend" even knew Ms. Monroe. But Ms. Carmen is the "old" woman who made the infamous comment about Lindsay Lohan's resemblance to Marilyn Monroe. Of course, they look nothing alike but, in Lohan's defense, she probably thought the woman was for real and was flattered.
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Shut your fucking mouth, Hohan. God, I hate her even more now.
By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM
ok....enough is enough girl...if you cant say anything intellegible, shut the F up.You are giving the rest of us redheaded and freckled girls a really, really bad rep. I have never been more ashamed of my freckles. At least my vagina isn't so loose from overuse that it's falling inside out!
By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM
Wow. That big head of hers is going to explode any day now. First the Meryl Streep thing, now this...
And since when is it a compliment to be told that one looks like M. Monroe? She was a crazy, not-so-good actress, homewreker, who died of a drug overdose. If only Lindsey could follow in Marilyn's "iconic" ways. I hope it happens soon.
By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
I'm guessing that not only could Ms. Monroe fill out that bikini better, she could probably lay down a serious bitch-slappin' on ol' freckle face despite having been six feet under for the past forty-some-odd years. She'd be some pissed at being compared to a washed-up manky, prissy, holier-than-thou blowmagnet...that's for sure.
Where did I put that copy of The Book of the Living? I'm in the mood to see a good scrap.
....Damned Reincarnated High Priests! Always taking my stuff and not putting it back where they found it....
By Vigilante, on 12:04 PM
What are you trying to say? That Sharon Stone's version of reality isn't your version of reality?
By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
...........you have got to be fucking kidding me..... blohan doesnt look shit like marilyn monroe...maybe after her corpse started to rot but not in her prime. i think what the friend meant was that lindsay looks like marilyn's housekeeper helga.
and i heard her and paris were on some boat and were doing childish things behind eachothers backs. when are these two bitches gonna fight already???
By prettyboy, on 12:14 PM
What is it with this week and stupid wannabe celebrities comparing themselves to Marilyn Monroe??
First Paris, and now Lohan...
but hey, if that's who they want to imitate, I'm all for it. Marilyn's perfect hourglass is something I want all stupid starlets to aspire to...way better than bobblehead!!
By Anonymous, on 12:21 PM
Ok... MM aside... what is up with the ugly ass bikini and her ugly figure.
The girl has absolutely nothing going for her cept for fake boobs.
Her body is just a mess... boobs down she has the body of a 10yr old.
Absolutely no curves at all...
Boggles my brain that any guy would wanna stick anything in that.
By Anonymous, on 12:26 PM
LOL todd...classic.
By Anonymous, on 12:29 PM
I think it's pretty clear by the way her boobs hang in this bikini that her tits are real. She has no protruding balls and the natural slope is there.
I know everyone will disagree, but her tits are REAL.
By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM
Wow you would think with such small boobs now, she could find a top that covers them.
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
i will have to agree, her boobs are real.
By Anonymous, on 12:56 PM
For a girl who's so lippy, you'd think she'd be more hippy.
By Alice Kramden, on 12:59 PM
If wearing fake eyelashes and having your mouth partly open all the time qualifies as looking "so much like Marilyn..." I will die the day that someone casts her in the movie about Marilyn's life...
By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
Fucking Parisite AND Hohan calling themselves Marilyn in one week?? These bitches need a reality check! Hohan especially looks NOTHING like Marilyn. Sorry but she wasn't a skinny freckly skank from Jersey!
By Anonymous, on 1:20 PM
Uh ok, she thinks she looks like Marilyn Monroe now...which she does not, someone was obviously kissing her ass for her amazing blow, my money is on Sharon Stone...!
By Anonymous, on 1:27 PM
WTF is up with her boobs? Just like week they were looking fake noe they look small... I don't know my boobs fluctuate but goddamn not like Lindsay's
By Brandy, on 1:28 PM
I'm not kidding, are her hip bones shaved? Is it possible to be that narrow?
By Anonymous, on 1:32 PM
A year ago when she had on a black bikini similar to this one, everyone said her boobs were gone. I wonder if it's just that style...flattening them down. Why am I talking about her boobs?
By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM
Marilyn was shaped like a woman (hourglass figure) and didn't have implants. Lindsay Lohan has implants, she's a Ginger Kid and the rest of her is shaped like a boy. How dare she insult Marilyn Monroe. Stupid girl.
By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM
I promise you, that is the most unflattering bikini top style ever. It makes any boobs flat and unshapely. It would even do it to Pam Anderson's. This in NO WAY proves she doesn't have implants. Of course she does. Don't be stupid.
By Anonymous, on 1:39 PM
She is a friggin ginger kid!!! Marilyn was a unique, curvy beauty whom Lindsay cannot hold a candle to.
How much coke did she have to do to think she looks like Marilyn?!?
This girl is really losing it. I'm sure Marilyn would've degraded herself by promoting Proactiv...riiiight.
This girl is f*ckin nuts. I can't wait until she overdoses and/or comes out with a sex tape a la Paris Hilton.
She is trash!
By Danielle, on 1:39 PM
Hohan has no hips or waist, but she sure has a ton of freckles. Let's play connect the dots. It would take a year to connect them all.
By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM
Ugh, I can hear her raspy, 10 pack a day sounding voice saying that right now. Makes me want to punch her.
By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM
James Earl Jones looks about as much like Marilyn Monroe as Hohan does.
Maybe there was some confusion and the person meant Lindsay looked like Marilyn Manson.
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
ugh, gnarly camel toe in #1.
By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
I honestly can not look at the chick and see the kid from "Parent Trap". The idea that she even remotely resembles a woman and not a freckled face teenager is absurd.
By Anonymous, on 2:01 PM
What Lindsay fails to understand is that Marilyn Monroe died in 1962 at the age of 36. So that means any friend of Marilyn's would be about 250 now.
:lol: hilarious
lindsay doesn't even look 1% like marilyn monroe
By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
I'm more repulsed by the creepy armpit skin in pic #1 than the cameltoe.
Egads.
By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM
Marilyn was shapely and a sex icon. Blowhan is a coke whore. Big difference.
By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
Hey Ponch, Lindsay stole your glasses. fuckin retard
By chuggdog, on 2:08 PM
My eyes, my eyes....I'm blind.....No mas! No mas!
Is she vomiting off the balcony in picture 3? Who knew a morning coke binge wouldn't mix with binging on a box of Cocoa Pebbles??
What should I call my seeing-eye dog? 'Crutch' has a nice ring to it.
By joejoe's girlfriend typing for a now blind joejoe, on 2:47 PM
it's brobably got less to do with the coke headedness and more to do with her overinflated ego. drugs or not, she'd still think she looked like marilyn monroe. even if no one had told her. she's a stuck up deluded nineteen year old. whaddaya want. we were all there at one time or another, just not with millions of dollars to waste on gucci and nose candy
By marge, on 3:14 PM
Blohan, honey, she said Marilyn MANSON, not Marilyn Monroe.
By Feeder, on 3:14 PM
SPF 50, Lindsay - learn it, live it, love it - your freckles are taking over the free world these days.
By Anonymous, on 3:15 PM
I think everyone has lost sight of what's really important about these pictures. It's not the squished boobs, or the lack of any curves whatsoever, or the nasty ginger kid-ness - it's the extremely strange placement of her belly button. I have never seen a naval that high up on someones's torso before. It's really very gross and disturbing.
By Jess, on 3:28 PM
let's forget about her fucking body we all know it's ugly.. but what about her FACE? she looks like a man.
By Anonymous, on 3:38 PM
Lindsay Lohan does not look like Marilyn Monroe.
By Anonymous, on 3:52 PM
jess, you take the words from my mouth. that belly button IS weird.
By Anonymous, on 4:02 PM
do these actresses know how conceited they sound when they compare themselves to legends? paris compared herself to Princess Di for god's sake.
that comparison is just bizzare. just fucking bizzare. Lohan doesnt have a single feature in common with MM, except occassionally big breasts. thats not an insult, its just a fact.
Marilyn was a big drinker/druggie though(I'm a fan, but its true). maybe Lindsay was all doped up and it brought back fuzzy memories for the friend.
By Anonymous, on 4:04 PM
is there such a thing as hip implants? girl needs 'em bad.
By Anonymous, on 4:10 PM
maybe she'll run with this marilyn monroe thing and OD soon...
By Anonymous, on 4:11 PM
Poor Lindsey. It must suck not to have a waist no matter how thin you get.
By Tasha, on 4:44 PM
Poor Lindsey, she's always in a bikini out by the pool or at the beach and she can't seem to get a tan.
By Anonymous, on 4:56 PM
If Lohan really wants to be a modern Marilyn she'd better slow down. By the time she was twenty eNORMAs JEANs, had accomplished exactly nothing.
Then she should speed up. She could start by boning the President, the Governor of Florida and some bozo naned Neil. Just to work her way up to their old man.
By Anonymous, on 5:39 PM
HAHAHAHAHA STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!!
By Anonymous, on 6:22 PM
Aaahahahaa!! Oh that was beautiful, Todd. That was the first big laugh of the day. I got coffee in my lungs over that "blonde wig on a cactus" remark. xD
By Loob, on 6:26 PM
"Anonymous said...
What are you trying to say? That Sharon Stone's version of reality isn't your version of reality?
July 19, 2006 12:11 PM "
Aaahahahahah!! xD
By Loob, on 6:28 PM
Her skin disgusts me.
By Anonymous, on 6:37 PM
Out of all the sometimes-blond stars of Hollywood, she resembles Marilyn the least. Try someone with curves.
By Anonymous, on 6:45 PM
Cover that shit up you orange bitch you're hurting my eyes..
By Anonymous, on 7:29 PM
Monroe is entombed in a wall. If her hand were to reach up it would go thru the coffin of the person above her.
By Anonymous, on 7:54 PM
Am i the only one that's gonna point out the math problem? It's very likely this "best friend of Marilyn Monroe" approached Lindsay...considering she'd only have 80 yrs old...NOT 250...hm...blogwriters dont know how to do math?
BUT anyone can see that Lindsay in NO WAY resembles Monroe..jeez..talk about way outta her league!!!
....Lindsay Lohan is in desperate need of a) a figure...she's got the boy straightlines kind of body with zero curves b) attitiude check c) maybe a clamp to shut up her freaking gaping firecrotch?
By Anonymous, on 8:13 PM
^ Nobody pointed it out because that was a joke, you tard. Sarcasm. Get it? Get a sense of humor.
By Anonymous, on 8:19 PM
what's with the arrow tatoo on the left titty
By Anonymous, on 8:38 PM
8:13 is obviously related to Hohan and has no brain
By Anonymous, on 10:48 PM
Why is everyone praising Monroe? She was a drug user herself, and she wasnt, i repeat WASNT natural...she had atleast 20 ops to re-construct her face...when people see her in pics today, it isnt the real her...watch the documentary, shows her pics b4 she had plastic surgery - just an ordinary woman with big teeth.
By Anonymous, on 11:19 PM
She looks like CHUCKY's life size twin sister. Homegirl is craaaazy!
By Anonymous, on 2:17 AM
Am i the only one that's gonna point out the math problem?
July 19, 2006 8:13 PM
Um, yeah. You are.
By Dr. phreud, on 4:50 AM
"Anonymous said...
Monroe is entombed in a wall. If her hand were to reach up it would go thru the coffin of the person above her. "
That could be the coolest thing I've ever heard! :D
By Loob, on 6:39 AM
Lol, not really. Post a picture of yourself for ordinary perhaps? If people think the original Marilyn was ordinary, we're all in line for body image problems. I don't think 20 ops is really true anyway, a little tweak to the chin, nose and teeth doesn't constitute 20 ops. Anyway, MM didn't bring up the subject, LL did, so what's the big deal with "why is everyone praising her?" - there's a really insulting & inaccurate post about MM right at the top! Anyway, I've had compliments that I look like certain celebs, if I mention them to people, it's just because it's pleased me, it doesn't mean I believe them - if someone paid you a nice compliment you might mention it, I don't see what the problem is with Lohan saying it - she didn't declare it to be her own opinion as far as we know. titute 20 ops. Anyway, MM didn't bring up the subject, LL did, so what's the big deal with "why is everyone praising her?" - there's a really insulting & inaccurate post about MM right at the top! Anyway, I've had compliments that I look like certain celebs, if I mention them to people, it's just because it's pleased me, it doesn't mean I believe them - if someone paid you a nice compliment you might mention it, I don't see what the problem is with Lohan saying it - she didn't declare it to be her own opinion as far as we know.
By CBUK, on 7:26 AM
Well, first of all EVERYONE did drugs back then. Doctors prescibed a drug for anything, and sometimes they would get addicted. There's not the knowledge we have today about dependency and stuff like that. I think she was a beautiful woman, before she exploded into the big moviestar she was. And considering her upbringing, its not a suprise she fell into the heavy drug use and, if you are correct, the reconstructions on her face. Besides the fact, its not too cool to talk about the dead like that u know, and u shouldn't judge someone till u've lived a day in their lives.....
As far as Lindsey Lohan, she really needs to get a reality check. Haha she looks NOTHING like Marilyn Monroe
By Anonymous, on 8:10 AM
Is it my imagination, or are most your female celebrities disgusting these days? This one- man, it would have to be some kind of movie for me to ever spend a dime watching this skank in a film ever again.
The one thing she's got going for her is that she at least does something for a living. She's not Paris Hilton yet.
By Anonymous, on 10:16 AM
I know when *I* see pictures of Lindsay, it conures images of Marilyn Monroe.... (read with HEAVY sarcasm)
By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM
Marilyn was one of the most beautiful women in history, and perhaps the most iconic woman of the 20th century. Lindsey Lohan is a drug-addled, anorexic, self-absorbed twit, elected by trend forecasters at the time of our fall of Rome phase as one of many "it" girls parading across catwalks and defacing magazine covers. She WISHES she could hold a candle to MM. She wishes, like Paris Hilton, that she'll be eternal. Is Elton John writing songs about Lindsey Lohan, I wonder?
By Pangloss, on 12:09 PM
Does anyone notice that she got this apartment on purpose. lohan is a paparazzi celb which means the only reason she is this big is b/c she sweats the paps.
By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM
Marilyn Monroe was buried in a mausoleum, not the ground.
But I do agree that LL suxor. She is a lame little girl.
MM > LL
By Anonymous, on 9:05 PM
I'm sick of this slut! She looks like an idiot, not like Marilyn Monroe...
And the other, that she wants Johnny Depp or Ashton Kutcher...she's really out of her mind!!!
By what the f*ck?, on 12:28 AM
When I die I want to be embalmed, like Marc Anthony.
I'll wear a subtle pair of rollerblades and have my beautiful spousal unit take me everywhere.
By Loob, on 12:37 AM
Oh God. I clicked the pictures. My EYES!
The goggles, they do nothing!
By sam991, on 10:49 AM
i have a comment for the poster who said since when is it a compliment to look like ms. monroe. it is a compliment. marilyn had issues, she was not crazy, she was not a homewrecker. it takes 2 to tango and men wanted her. just because the kennedys were married she is a homewrecker. What were they doing going after her? No one knows what happened but they are gonna call her a homwrecker. I am angered by this. If you cant understand marilyn then stop making coomments. Whoever cant say something good is just jealous!!
By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM
i don't think marilyn looked that amazing.. i see girls every day i think are prettier than her. she wasn't ugly like skinny l. lo, however.
By Anonymous, on 7:52 PM
Yea 250....i dont really know where you got that from...she would only have to be 80 if she was the same age as Marilyn. I dont really see her in lindsey though.
By Becky, on 10:15 PM
"Becky said...
Yea 250....i dont really know where you got that from...she would only have to be 80 if she was the same age as Marilyn. I dont really see her in lindsey though."
Oh jesus, another one who didn't get that that was a joke?!
Gotta wonder what's in the water where these people live.
*Fluoride, now with Sarcasm Blocker 5000*
By Loob, on 9:46 AM
didn't anyone epxlain to Lindsay about leg shaving? her thighs are don johnson circa miami vice.
By Anonymous, on 4:44 PM
She's had a tummy tuck, or something. Her navel is way up too high. Her bod's fucking weird looking.
By Draya, on 9:52 AM
I'm going to call on the Elder Gods of H.P. Lovecraft to raise Marilyn Monroe from the dead ,and kick Firecrotch's ass for comparing herself to an icon.
Linds, you've graduated to CELEBUTARD.
By Draya, on 10:01 AM
"Monroe is still a blonde sex symbol who, to this day, is arguably the 20th century's most famous movie star. Lindsay Lohan is a pale, freckled mess who is the most famous movie star at the free clinic."
...fresh pair of pants, please.
By Anonymous, on 7:17 PM
Monroe wasn't that pretty.
Lohan isn't that pretty.
To say that they look alike is still a big stretch.
By Loi, on 8:04 AM
I can't believe what i have just read! i am disgusted that she even dare compare herself to Marilyn. It makes me sad to think that celebrities today such as Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan think they have a touch on Marilyn. To look like Marilyn is clearly a blessing, but to be told you do by someone who is clearly taking the piss and to believe it is just typical of those stupid little rich girls who have more money than sense. stupid c**t!
By Anonymous, on 4:12 PM
wat the fuck! is marilyns friend blind if there was such a friend? i just dont get how u can get marilyn monroe from lindsay hohan! i really dont! lindsay lohan is a dumb fuck who in my opinion has nothing going for her other than a luck break she had when she was what? 12? fuck off bitch!
By Anonymous, on 4:16 PM
Serious biographers of Marilyn Monroe have always had doubts that Jeanne Carmen (the woman who bills herself as "Marilyn's friend" even
knew Ms. Monroe. But Ms. Carmen is the "old" woman who made the infamous comment about Lindsay Lohan's resemblance to Marilyn Monroe. Of course, they look nothing alike but, in Lohan's defense, she probably thought the woman was for real and was flattered.
By Anonymous, on 9:30 PM
linseys ugly marilyns divne where the fuck is the comparision
By Anonymous, on 3:21 PM
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